Jan 24 2008Amy Winehouse enters rehab (For real this time)

good for her

What I have said about pictures of AW posted during mealtimes. How about a big warning graphic instead of an eyeful of horror.

For what??? She seems fine to me.

She looks so pretty there!

She has those wonderfully hairy jew arms of which Sarah Silverman speaks so fondly.

The staff said if she stays clean, attends all her meetings, and follows all of the rules at the facility, she can visit her hair on Sunday.

Vampira.

*Shakes Fist*

See what you did to me Apache? Now I can't stop thinking about vampire's.

Oh wait, Apache isn't even here. Hmmmmm .....

*Shakes fist again*

How did she go from that short blond thing to that crap in a day? I know where her cat is. Inside THAT.

Fuck rehab, she needs to enter SuperCuts.

Rehab is for quitters. It's much cooler to be known as the chick equivalent to Keith Richards any day!

when asked if she would stay for her full treatment, she replied "No, no no."

Besides that huge hematoma growing on her head, not bad for that skank.

Added bonus she doesn't look so much like the gunky hair ball liquifying in my bathtub's drain.

..then again...

Imagine her and Blake shagging.

(She sweats and breathes through her nostrils like a fervid, charging bull!)

She could be so hot. Get your guitar on.

She looks like she sneezes everytime she puts on eyeliner.

nice

Everyone going through rehab at that place should stand far away from her or they will relapse through simple osmosis.

REHABS ARE FOR QUITTERS

18--yeeeeeah..thanks for reiterating that for us.....jerk off.

Click on my name to reveal Amy Winehouse's movie debut.

so i guess they tried to make her go to rehab and she said "yes yes yes"

What a beautiful JEWess

REHABS IS FOR THE QUIETTERS!!!!!
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Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Winehouse'll be in rehab for as long as it takes for the authoroties to calm down. Lame. She's not interested in getting better; she doesn't want to go to jail. Junkies are so fucking useless. I hate 'em. And I should know about them, my brother's a junky.

It's a real shame for my imagination too, because Amy Winehouse lacks the looks to be some butch woman's rehab slut. It'll just never happen.

21--So I guess someone tried to give you a sense of humor and you said, No, no, no.

She could just stick crack candy bits on her hairball and offer "hits and licks" for 20 dollars a shot to those poor souls in need.

Hey its America!

Find your own pot of gold bitches.

If I hear one more fucking play on Rehab, I'm gittin' AnonymousSpamMartyr after your asses. No, seriously, he comes erect.

growing up under the same roof as you, no wonder your brother chased the dragon.........jeeeez louise!

I wouldn't fuck her with Heath's dick (it's in a baggy in my dresser drawer).

No, no, no!

who is this bitch and why is she always on 'the fish'

Junkies are the "new" black!

She tries to pass herself off as 60's retro with her music and style. Without the tatoos and crackpipe she's got it.

i DO wish her well tho...

i dont' think she's going for the "attention" like the others do.. she genuinely seems like a pretty down to earth person who is caught up in the madness.

best of luck to her!

While it does amuse me to watch some of these celebrities deconstruct, I hope that this one can turn her life around. I hate Amy Winehouse's crappy songs but I don't want her to die either.

new black jokes are the new rehab jokes...............wait...............yeah.....THOOOOOOOOOM

lol. Is it true that she has a profile on millionairefriends.com? What's her nickname on the site? I just searched out a profile using her name. not sure ...

They should have let her continue doing her drugs like she wanted to. she has a right to do whatever she wants and just because it is not what you or I would do with OUR lives, it is HER life and she should be able to make her own choices. Not to mention, that honestly, her music sucks and would be no big loss.

#28? 'Chased the dragon'? Where are you from, Nineteenth century London?

And, my ol' boy, Dick's brother is addicted that beloved crack cocaine that's infiltrating the white populous. Why couldn't that goddamn drug have just stayed in America's ghettos?! I blame blackman. Dealers, whatdoya' gonna do?

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs!

*technically not a fucking play on rehab

If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she'd be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace... for REALS!

If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she'd be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace... for REALS!

If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she'd be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace... for REALS!

If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she'd be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace... for REALS!

If she had electrolysis done on her hairline, she'd be a beauty-pageant victor for certain! Such style and grace... for REALS!

MORE MASCARA!

"Now, Amy, it's important to find a purpose in life, beyond drugs. Imagine if it was WWII and you were caught in Germany and all you could think of was, I want to go get baked? ... whoa ... ummm, sorry..."

Hey, FERGIE....switch to DECAF.

"Why couldn't that goddamn drug have just stayed in America's ghettos?! "

Well, the short answer, Dumb Richards......the square niggerage quadrupled, causing excessive overflow into the trailer parks, thus causing your brother to become a rock head.

Man, I was doing fine, and then they have to have a story on Winehouse and now I have a roll a fatty. Damn power of suggestion.

#39 Your a retard, apparently you are lying about being related to a junky or you would know that "chasing the Dragon" refers to breaking up your heroin on a piece of foil and heating it until it vaporizes with a cigarette lighter and inhaling the fumes through a glass tube to get high so you can avoid track marks. At least know what you are talking about before you make jack ass comments.

You should hit the "Post Your Comment" button a few hundred times more, Fergernauster 41-49

lmao at some of these comments very funny : )

some people will go to great lengths to find somebody desperate enough to fuck them.

I did not mean to post my last comment x 1,000. My sincere apologies.

Damn this web site (and all its perverted inhabitants) directly to hell!

34 and 35

Amy just called and she said, "Yeah I'm the frickin girl next door alright. Oh yeah my fungal infection on my ass is improving daily.. really! My life is amazing! I go to these "special" places, I call them vacations, and I get to relax and even take a bath every now and then! And any day now all my scabs and STD's will be all cleared up, promise!"

Whispers.. "call me!"

ROFL #48 Zanna ROFL!

Ummm.............yeah, p0nk.

#58 need me to say it slower?

I hope she dies a very violent death. Die Amy Winehouse, Die.

Are you people really dumb enough to think Heroin and Cocaine came from American Ghettos's? Learn your history, opiates, such as Heroin, were used in ancient China and The middle east thousands of years before North America was even discovered by Europeans. the native population of North America used Peote (spelling?) primarily. STFU if you don't know what you are talking about.

#54 hahahhahahaha, oh god, if "people" only knew.

51- you coulda told me that before I got all out of breath...people are starting to look at me funny, and no, it isn't because I'm changing this tire naked.
DON'T JUDGE ME!!!

*sigh* I know p0nk. Really.... it is such a horrid, horrid curse.

I keep my appointment book full of friends and lovely lunch dates! *flips through pages* Amy Winehouse would frighten my group of carousers at La Fusion Caffe.
'Really, she is quite atrocious I do believe,hmmmmm?

no dude, I think 58 was kind of eluding to .....well..........you, actually.

John (#60), that's not very Christian-like of you, is it?

She must have one of those funhouse mirrors at home.

#51? And that makes me retarded? Okay, because I informally said the same thing you just said, before you said it; my brother doesn't do heroin, champ..

Also, most retards know the difference between 'your', and 'you're'. You are obviously very smart.

#61 - Reeeeaaaally... tell me more, smack addict...

Rich.....#69.....................how apropos!!!!!!

#67 Richport

Actually, a funhouse mirror would make her look normal.

#61 Brian ... where did birdseed originate from? I find you as fascinating as a shrieking rictus.

I smoke sausage

Hey, Brian (faggot)? Everybody knows that black people smoke crack and shoot-up -- no, not just with guns, silly -- they love they drugs. Whaa-Whaa.

I think, if I'm not mistaken, the ratio of black people that don't use drugs, to the black people that do, is something like one in three. One in three black people don't do heavy drugs.

Yet they are all alcoholics.

When I gits my George Bush rebate check...Imma gonna buy me a new still and make moooooooonshine!

#66: let me make it more christian-like for you:

Oh dear lord, please strike this DEMON with a lightning bolt! She's a gargoyle! Oh, Lordie! Hail Mary! Lordy lordy!!! May it be so violent as to purify her dark soul!! LORDY!!!

AMEN!!

Denise Richards is even dumber than she looks.

72's a sausage smoker!

If you were with me, you'd be more of a sausage swallower.

I'm a drunk white girl.

Pinky? How's it feel to know that you'll never be a woman?

Poor, homosexual. Lust, it's all ya' got.

I'll still fuck you, honey.

I fuck drunk white girls! Have we met?

What's the over/under on the number of days she stays in rehab? Does three days sound about right?

If I'm not a woman, what am I doing with this pink canoe? And who's the little guy in it?

I have photographic evidence that not only is Pinky a sausage swallower/smoker, she is also a drunk white girl.

Dull Richards, that's corny the way you're trying to talk all tough.

Not only photographic evidence, but I believe there may be some DNA evidence on your bedsheets.

I hope they teach her how to style her hair/make-up in rehab. It'd help if she came out of it NOT looking like a crack whore anymore.

*nods at Sampan*

*inhales deeply*

'ere.

I think I'd rather be a crackhead than a superficial junkie who feels the need to comment 100 times per post to combat his all encompasing lonliness and feelings of alienation and rejection.

Go to post #77 under the Demi large V thread.

The next person who posts "Rehab is for quitters," will by set on fire and banned from this site for a full week. The same goes for those who post, "Just please die," on any thread, and "I'd hit it," anywhere.

I can attest to pinky's swallowing abilities and smoking expertise. I can also say that a certain D Richards left a message on my cell phone the other day wondering if I was free to do a little hide and seek tom foolery with their butt. I said no because, well, that's just disgusting. I'm a fucking sausage! Why would they want to insert me into their butt?

D Richards had an intervention but nobody came.

*smiles knowingly at Pinky*

Me too, Fuckwads... me too. My problem is that my mother didn't love me, but my father did too much.

On a happy note, she gets to keep her cat's Hairball medicine.

*sticks chest out*

Fuckwads thinks I'm a lioness. Hmmm. I like it. I like it a lot.

*exhales schmoke.....* DAMN Commish! That's the shit that killed Bruce Lee! LOOK! I got Chinese eyes! Where's Rich?

I thought biggots were dead...until all the gay comments about Ledger and now all black people have drug/alcohol problems. Weird...I know nore black people with higher levels of education than white people...and most of them never did drugs.

As for Whinehouse...it's a classic case of hiding from punishment. Most dope fiends do it at least once.

Shhhhh. He always bogarts . . . . . . . . Pass it to Pinkydoodledandy . . . .

funny I don't like her but I don't hate her like I hate Shitney, at least she didn't breed 2 kids then fuck the little bastards lives up. God forbid Whinehouse breed whilst she is in this state and breed with the skank Fielder Civil on top of that.

She looks really cute in that pic!

God luck Amy, from a fellow Jew!

Ahaaaaaaaa!!! Pinky and Commish, you fuckers are hiding in here with the dope.

*grabs bag of weed and runs out of room*

*screeches like a leprechaun* Heeeee heeeeeeeeeeee heee he he heeeeeeeeeee

i mean, "good" luck, not "God" luck

#68 then your brother is not a Junky idiot, Junkies do Heroin.

*eyes narrow*

That is one sneaky motherfucker.

*throws Pinky's left shoe toward door*

#73 So you are a Biggot as well as stupid huh? Spouting racist, and biggoted comments and quoting bogus stats just confirms your stupidity.

Ninja is faster than the Office Whore on Boss's Day.

I keed... I keed...

#84? Samps, who's American server have you hijacked? You Chinese cyber-terrorist you.

All of you other people, I don't feel like typing directly to you so, just know, that, well, Jesus loves you!

And #105? You are really, just a fucking clown. Ha!

*crickets*

tisk, denise richards all cranky again.

She's the new face of Lancome.

D richards you ever think you might have something to do with your brother being a crackhead? shame, embarrasment, that kind of thing..

Just a thought.

#89

Just please die. Rehab is for Quitters, but I'd still hit it.

Tell me why can't people just o.d. in peace? Elvira.

Tell me why can't people just o.d. in peace? Elvira.

Tell me why can't people just o.d. in peace? Elvira.

Psych!

105. Brian -
It's bigot not biggot, you ignorant fuck!
And my money says Amy has no inention of quitting. Sadly, she has a much deeper bottom to hit still.

At least Amy Winehouse:

1. Isn't popping out babies she obviously has no interest in caring for
2. Does go out wearing a semblance of pants and unmentionables, and doesn't exit an auto looking like a trucker.
3. Doesn't try to cater to a demographic of 10-15 year old precious little snowflakes whilst forgetting pants and unmentionables and exiting an auto looking like a trucker.
4. Has a modicum of talent.

Tats? Yeah, scary. Beehive, definitely so because an ex of mine has a "fascination" with them (it's a styrofoam cup and 3 cans of aqua net). Drugs? Some artists that wanted privacy are ironically more famous after their dealings with drugs and with death....Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix...Sacrilege to compare her to them? Perhaps.

At any rate I hope she comes out of there kicking ass and taking names and telling her husband if you don't wanna come with me, get off the bus HERE...

CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF WINEHOUSE BEING DRAGGED TO REHAB!!

Man, looks like I missed the party AGAIN!!!!!

i think she looks good, hopefully she'll start feeling healthier mentally and physically soon. miss your good tunes, amy.

I give her two days - it will probably take that long for her to figure out the meds in rehab are lame. I really think she made an honest mistake getting caught and that shouldn't be held against her.

The lesson for someone like her is not so much to recover - but to not get so pasted that you start flaring a bowl in public. This is a strategy issue not so much a recovery story. The real shocker continues to wait in the wings - when she admits her manhood.

She looks like a high class lady on this pic.Much higher ain't possible.

Class is very important in a hierarchic society what England is.The higher you're the better.

Well I hope her rehab takes because if not I'm afraid she'll be the next statistic...Amy has so much talent and has squandered it for the high.

SKANK

But I thought she said "noooooo, noooooo, no!"

C'mon, just say nooo no noo!