Jan 29 2008Alessandra Ambrosio is a hot mama - literally

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Not "first"

Who's the father?

And is she Brazilian?

She'll be way up to 113 lbs by the end of her pregnancy.

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#7 that was funny! haha

Gross. She needs to scrape the baby out if she wants to keep wearing bikinis.

Alessandra, I'm ready to take the paternity test now.

I love the photo with her feet up in the air. Now, if I could just get her in my bed like that, I'd be a happy boy. For some strange reason, I get the idea that her puss smells like day old taco's.

She looks like she's thinking "what's that smell???"

What I find amusing is the guys who think she'll be gross after having a baby, when they would all give their left nut, and possibly the right, to be the one to knock her up.

Alessandra doesn't even look pregnant. I guess that's what happens when you don't eat and barely are able to grow a fetus. God, I hate children.

Pregnant mothers are hot though. When they're ripe with another man's child, of course. The thought of a woman carrying a child fathered by me would hardly be arousing for myself, nor the underage mother.

And why do Ambrosio's legs look retarded?

"What I find amusing is the guys who think she'll be gross after having a baby, when they would all give their left nut, and possibly the right, to be the one to knock her up."

What's amusing about that? Love 'em and leave 'em. We all want to do it. Black guys do it all the time (it's in their less complicated DNA).

#5,
I am. We had a nice box of wine, one thing lead to another and BAM, I'm going to be a daddy. We're very excited. Thanks for all the well wishes (accept those of you calling her a whore and claiming her pussy stinks like tacos).

I don't care because I threw out my back.

It's amazing how the impulse to rut just disappears into thin air when you're in pain. Alessandra Ambrosio could be doing calisthenics in a thong right next to me and I'd just snap, "Get a job, loser." And I've never worked a day in my life.

Oh, my aching back.

VS needs to start a maternity line and have her (and other hot preggo models) model it! Pregnant women are beautiful!!!!! All of you a holes who think otherwise are crazy. None of you would be here if it were not for someone giving birth to you. Now, grow a pair and stop complaining. She'll still be hot after the baby comes. When is Jaime going to propose?

When the stretch marks come she's be so mad at that baby! Kid's gonna get slammed into the wall a dozen times in the first month. LMAO!

I wonder what it's like to give birth to someone the EXACT same weight and bra size as you...

what happened to her virginity? wasn't she the VS model who was waiting for marriage?

Poppy droopy pants

Models get their assistants to gain the wait and the stretchmarks-duh. Did you think she was going to turn into an Eater?

#22-No, that's the other one, with the dark hair. Why the fuck do I know this? I'm going to help my kids with their homework like a normal parent.

#22,
It was the box of wine... pay attention.

thanks. i'm so sad. i was hoping for another virgin birth story, and more state and federal holidays.

Ted, I'll drink a box of wine with you...

#15, even though I hate you, that was um... funny..

my GOD is she incredible!!!!!! so so so HOT

I'd slip a crushed RU486 into her drink then set up a second date for a week later.

@ #16: Kiss my ass

Sincerely,

Black guy.

#25 Mrs. T. Don't do it, you are enabling your kids!!!

God I hate snow days....

Son, is that really you?!! I haven't seen you since you were born!

#16, stop hating on YOURSELF! We all know that the hate you project is in direct alignment for the hate you have for yourself... but still you try to feel bigger about yourself by talking trash about others.... how unevolved you are... babe, we are all many steps ahead of you. Stop boring us.

In other (way more important and far exceedingly more intelligent) news... she looks HOTT in her bikini. Not my favorite model but not bad, not bad....

#25 Mrs. T. Don't do it, you are enabling your kids!!!

God I hate snow days....

Dayum.

I'd drink her bath water.......

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#34 - thanks, Oprah

I think I speak for all guys here when I say that I'd love to spurt a huge load of salty ropey semen all over her face right at the climax of her abortion procedure.

This site needs mainenance, I NEVER comment twice. It said it didn't even go through. That's it me and my brother are OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!

Not fair. Not fucking fair!

Not fair. Not fucking fair!

I had sex with her once and she farted. True story.

I did ATM with her once and afterwards it looked like she had a mustache. But not as prominent as the one she had before putting on makeup the next morning.

@39, yeah, I can't even spell anymore. Time to figure out how to spell free porn on my google.

God I love porn

I wonder if being ridiculously underweight in the early stages of the pregnancy is considered healthy. I'm pro-choice, but I think she's being selfish if there's an increased risk of miscarriage from being undernourished- most models have BMIs way below a normal 20-25.

#43 I went to the ATM once and afterwards it looked like I had money in my hand. But not as prominent as the money I had the next morning..

What I wanna know is how will she know if she's giving birth or shitting out a pea?

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yeah her knees are disgusting in picture #9. might want to see someone about that.

#42,
I can top your little "fart" story. Many years ago, during wild just released from prison type sex, my girlfriend released a very small turd. I later told my friends about it and from this day forward, whenever you hear someone say, "I fucked the shit out of her," or "I'd love to fuck the shit out of her," remember that Ted from LA first coined the phrase.

OK, and I haven't been reading the whole danged thread, but let me be the first, the second, or whatever to say, "That is one hot Mama."

Ted, that is exactly how I want you to fuck me...you know, that wild just released from prison type sex...sounds hot.

Id fuck her. But Id fuck ravioli to. I am APOTHEOSIS but you will call me brandon.

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Ugly stick insect arms and fake tan. Real sexy.

By the way #16 don't forget that famous black guy Tom Brady of the New England Patriots. He loved her and left her. Alessandra is just damn pretty and you know that pussy was good, damn!!

#53,
I am a very happily married man. What do you look like? Are you able to keep secrets? Are you willing to travel to exotic locations and pay for my expenses? Do you like getting caught in the rain? And the feel of the ocean? And the taste of champagne?

RE: 54 Anyone else have this strong urge to call that #? No? Um...me either.

@Ted from LA You win.

@56 Tom Brady is black? Me thinks you should step away from the computer NOW and put on Sportscenter. Really.

shaping up to be a fine MILF.

Adriana Lima's the virgin, not her.

OMG shes sooooo hottt.. check out my new show at www.lovejd.tv.

Man, love sure turns to hate the moment someone gets knocked up, don't it?

What gives? Are you guys all closet bible-thumpers who foam at the mouth at the thought of a kid born out of wedlock? Or.. do you just abhor the idea of any kind of procreation? Hm.

Pregnant really IS the new black!
Adriana Lima is better looking if you ask me. But congrats to her.

seriously, does anyone know who the father might be? does she?

What's with all these celebs getting knocked up?

Don't we already have enough stupid people on the planet?

Always get her confused with Ms Lima.
I guess this one's not the virgin ? Maybe I'll get it str8 now
I just noticed I had a troll on one of the last Britney threads. (Whoo HOOO !! ' Rate my video' as they say in the industry. )
Look trolls 'Binky' quite often has a link to assist, bore, or motivate the average drivel reader. Get with the program.
Like this one. Even has a job offer.
Britney - this 'Sibel Edmonds' woman has a job offer for you about a third of this link down. Go 4 it.

I hope that fucking cunt stopped smoking, for the sake of her baby.

She was born and raised in Brazil, but she's half Italian and half Polish (mother is POlish). The best set of genes anyone can get. Italian and Polish women are the most attractive, Czech come close.
Pregnant or not, she's a fine speciment. Who is the father???

Fuck all but Alessandra, what a beauty. I refuse to be like the pimply fucktards worshiping that gypsy whore that I won't mention. In this case however, I'm following suit. Allesandra...Goddman!. @17, wow Ted, what can I say? Sure I'm jealous, but kudos to you brother. I'm sending you two a set of Star Trek steak knives as a shower present. Use them (or regift them) in good health. You lucky fuck...I mean mazol tov.

Oh #16 Sam I am regardless of what your mother has told you about me... I luv'ded her for those 15 minutes of passion behind that Cracker Barrell... signed your dead beat dad... PS... You're Gay!

#69,
Do you really think she is a fine speciment? Me too. That is why I impregmented her.

#70,
I love steak knives. Thanks for thinking of me. You'll be sure to get a wedding invite if I ever get desperate enough to marry her. I think marriage is a great institution. I'm just trying to figure out if I want to spend the rest of my life in an institution.

I'd give my left tittie to look as good as she does.

Couldn't she just get a puppy or something? Oh well, another one bites the dust. We still have Adriana Lima.

Her legs are way too freakin' skinny

#73,
I'll take it!!!

I just came.

#77 Get out more.

I didn’t think someone that underweight could get pregnant.

Really this isn’t funny at all if she doesn’t start eating normally that kid is going to be screwed-up.

( Thank God I skipped a few daze. I scanned down, and just looking at a few of the pics below, believe me ,like, painful .'No comment' type thing.)
But don't worry - we'll fight our way thru this.
Cliff Notes : That's a John Goodman type reference - Austin Powers Movie. In the bathroom . When Austin was in the 'can' . You. know. And believe me - when all shit happened. LOL ! There was like a 'Kookoo over Cocobits' cereal type thing going on in that flick. "Are you in the show ?" LOL ! No I'm English. LOL!
Binky : Look Cliff,try to settle down. Must we always play to the lowest common denominator ?
If no one gets it. No one gets it.
Walk on. ( but for those of keeping score at home - 9/11 was an inside job) (Ok.Sorry.It's so old school it's getting pretty lame)

Re #80 those of you * keeping score...etc.
Binky : (Oops typo)
GenerationWTF : Hey Binky 'hot for words' on youtube was 'flabbergasted' when she tried to define for me.
Binky : Look - we haven't seen you here at this barn, doing the plowing, for at least a year GenerationWTF. Get a job.
Cliff Notes : Amen.
Arthur C.Clarke: I don't even have a fucking robot.
Binky: Same goes for you Art.

She is so hot and sexy. I can't believe she's three months pregnant. She is beautiful, right?

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Hey wait a sec - is # 82 actually Sibel Edmonds ?
Seems like a good plan Sibel -
Hopefully one day America will pick up the 'flipside' as they say in the industry.
(the jury's out)

HAHA @ 76 and 73.

tittiies.

alessandra is looks a bit leathery. but still hot.

Well turds are certainly the 'state of your union' #84.
Any comments on 9/11 ?

GenerationWTF : I guess #84 was 'flabbergasted' you were still awake Binky.
Binky: Look ,WTF, try and slowly pry yourself away from the computer...
I heard 7/11 was still hiring. (And never say no to a Slurpee.) And don't get me goin' on 9/11.
Public at LARGE : Binky I think you've done the 'Sibel Edmonds link' thing quite enough, on an Alessandra Ambrosio thread, without going 'off topic'.
Even an average reader of this drivel shit might read down one of those links, through the crap -by mistake -and get down to like 'BRITNEY'.
Binky : Yeah, but I don't think it's in caps.

*LAST*

Last what ?

I don't understand how she could have gotten pregnant.

I can't imagine doing anything but arse-fucking her.

LAST ? Like your last link was too wordy.
Go for, like, a Batman one. But still with a bit of Britney.
Binky: Oh. Ok. And Alessandra - I'm sure you'll be a good mom. etc.

Look # 89, no offense - but you're just getting in the way. etc
Can you 'imagine' 9/11 being a inside job ?
Speak now or forever Fuck off etc.

Cliff Notes : Bink, I think this 'tc' guy has just been 'milk cartoned' ?!
Binky : I'm beginning to like the 'Skim'.
Do the disappeared come in all fatness levels ?

OMG, she looks so beautiful and skinny. It is said she is single now. Her profile was found on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. gOOD LUCK TO HER SEARCH.

Binky,
lay off the drugs.

Yes #93 Always hot for a preggo brod to be looking ofr love on the net and pregnant EW!!! Desperate Just a Little...Yeah she has an incredible body but her HEAD SUCKS .... such an UGLY FACE!!! Needs to do like that movie FACE_OFF!!! LMFAO ..Even Nick Cage is better than that thing she calls a face now lmfaoooooooooooo

Want to touch the heiny

I'd die happy being suffocated by that ass

Right there is your argument for cloning.........

woof.

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#85 - I like what Flavor Flav said about 9-1-1 oh so many bimbos ago...

Git up a git git git down
9-1-1's a joke in your town...

Her feet and legs are gorgeous!!!

she so silly. i saw her profile on backdoorbirthcontrol.com.

Superfish you're such a loser. You find ANY chick in a bikini ohh-so-hot. You know you find Kirsten Dunst hot in those pictures in which she was baring her clothes. You find any chick in a bikini hot, regardless of how hot or NOT hot she is, you loser.
Alessandra has a face I don't like at all, can you say absolute tranny? with that height and that lack of curves, she could surely be a dude trying to be a woman, a tranny. She isn't pretty on the face. She has no booty, she has no curves. She's too tall and 'big' (big hands, big feet, wide shoulders etc). She's like a long stick with male sized limbs. I say TRANNY.
Now Kim Kardashian is hotter than fire, but not this tranny, sorry.

Superfish you're such a loser. You find ANY chick in a bikini ohh-so-hot. You know you find Kirsten Dunst hot in those pictures in which she was baring her clothes. You find any chick in a bikini hot, regardless of how hot or NOT hot she is, you loser.
Alessandra has a face I don't like at all, look at her fucking huge man jaw and manly facial features, can you say absolute tranny? with that face, that height and that lack of curves, she could surely be a dude trying to be a woman, a tranny. She isn't pretty on the face, and her huge jaw can belong to none but a MAN, and so do the rest of her male face features, I've never seen any female with that much of a man jaw. She has no booty, she has no curves. She's too tall and 'big' (big hands, big feet, wide shoulders, wide man jaw etc). She's like a long stick with male sized limbs and a male jaw and male facial features. I say TRANNY.
Now Kim Kardashian is hotter than fire, curvy, feminine, sultry, gorgeous, perfect body, sexy, but not this tranny, sorry.

God I hope she gets stretch marks!!

#103. Kim K has a penis, which makes you gay.

WHO knocked this slut up. RayJay?

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No way is she pregnant? Is there, like, some sign-in sheet where a certain number of celebs get pregnant during a certain period of time? I'm not too surprised if she's pregnant. I didn't believe Nicole Richie, Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Jessica Alba would ever conceive...

Wouldn't it be funny if she got stretch marks and saggy boobs and her career went in the shit-hole? Probably not, look at Heidi Klum.

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This is the link for a making of video of Aleessandra's photo shoot for the cover of Rolling Stone Brazil!!! She looks a-mazing!!!! The video is at the bottom of the page!!

Well, it seems that the link above was not properly posted... here is what: go to the www.rollingstone.com.br and click on the alssendra cover, on the upper right corner of the page. There will be an article in portuguese, and at the bottom of the page, an icon for the video. It's tottaly worth it!!!!

Guess how many loads have been dumped since these photos went up?

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Congrats Ms. Model! I'm sure she is feeling blessed to be having a baby, and I'm sure it won't be just another retarded person on this planet. She is a "Hot Momma." I think she is truly gorgeous, and I'm a woman, straight at that! I'm jealous, wish I looked half that good, and I've been around! (haha) She will feel stretch marks are worth it when holding her new baby in her arms...and you all know it.

Babies are a blessing!! Congrats to her!

She will be back. There are a few models who have more than one baby and come back on the runway and to VS looking really good!! Heidi Klum has three babies and did the VS show in December.

Babies are a blessing!! Congrats to her!

She will be back. There are a few models who have more than one baby and come back on the runway and to VS looking really good!! Heidi Klum has three babies and did the VS show in December.

Please to the person who thinks she looks like a tranny and kim I had a man nose before Kardashian is hot needs to take anothjer look Sorry but Kim Kardashian's Sambo butt is not attractive can you say bubble-butt? Can you say ugly?

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