Jan 30 2008Adnan Ghalib tests male enhancement products
Adnan Ghalib tests boner pills. Let’s pause for a moment and reflect on the best lead written in the history of journalism. Fantastic. Anyway, some of you might have heard of this, but apparently Adnan is on a panel of guys who test male enhancement products. You can see his bio on SexHealthReview.com. (He’s the third one down. Can’t miss him.) Here’s what it says in case your work doesn’t want you reading about erections:
Occupation: Filmmaker.
Tell Us a Little Something About Yourself:
I work in "the" industry in Los Angeles and I know many of my friends use these products. Thought this would be an interesting opportunity to reveal the truth to many men worldwide.
What is Adnan hinting at by saying he works in “the” industry? Does he work in porn? Or is he not only impotent but unable to properly use quotations? I don’t see how I’m supposed to trust a guy to inform me about Spermamax when he can’t even use the correct punctuation. I don’t want to think I’ll have “a” massive boner only to find out it’s a non-quoted erection. That’s just embarrassing.
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Reader Comments
1. my word - January 30, 2008 12:02 PM
My word!
2. ana - January 30, 2008 12:02 PM
ADNAN IS SOOOOOOOOO NASTY LQQKING!!!!!!!..I CANT LQQK@HIM NOMORE...I WANNA PUKE!!!!!!!!
3. ana - January 30, 2008 12:03 PM
he looks like he has snake skin....REALLY100 GROSS!!!!!!!!!!
4. Nick - January 30, 2008 12:04 PM
This was proven last week to be fake. Way to be on top of it!
5. noids - January 30, 2008 12:04 PM
Frut a wucking feasel
6. Elsie D - January 30, 2008 12:05 PM
What a "cocksucker."
7. ana - January 30, 2008 12:05 PM
i loved brit in the vmas but this is just creepy...i wouldnt do him for ANY money in the world.....GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8. Annabel - January 30, 2008 12:07 PM
And I thought Britney was the crazy one... Oh, can this get any better?
9. Sexy ESQ - January 30, 2008 12:08 PM
What is he a snake oil salesman? I read the other "panelists" and either one of them know how to spell or use correct punctuation themselves. I would never trust anyone with a stripe going down their chin. This guy is a douche bag hands down.
10. ana - January 30, 2008 12:09 PM
im ur #1 fan brit..pls....dont ruin it for me!!!!!...ADNAN IS NASTY LQQKING!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. p0nk - January 30, 2008 12:10 PM
when you have a vagina where your chin should be, it's only natural that penis parts aren't going to be working properly.
12. ana - January 30, 2008 12:11 PM
apart from "snake" skin u can also refer it as "penis" skin...his skin looks like hes wrapped in one big 'ol penis skin...no srry...my bfs penis looks better than his face
13. zuzuspetals - January 30, 2008 12:13 PM
Wow, that's a fancy new sweatshirt he's bought for himself. Good to to see all of the money he's making being an exploitive, disgusting, piece-of-shit sleazebag is going to good use. Hot Topic outlets, rejoice!
14. will - January 30, 2008 12:13 PM
i laughed so hard while reading this that coffee is now all over my desk. whoever writes for this page, you are "my" hero!
15. ana - January 30, 2008 12:17 PM
ADNAN IS COMPARABLE TO F**KING MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!
16. kirsten - January 30, 2008 12:24 PM
Eww. What a disgusting creep. He looks like he smells of too much Drakkar and slips girls roofies. So gross.
17. Auntie Kryst - January 30, 2008 12:26 PM
I don't have a problem with the testing this douchebag is doing. Seriously think about it, I'd take his opinion on what shit can help keep the junk hard. Look at where he field tests, i.e. Britney Spears body. That's got to take some serious medication to help make the sexy time. Damn Fish, this was a helpful post, thank you.
18. clareargent - January 30, 2008 12:31 PM
So is this idiot "somebody" now?
19. RENEE... - January 30, 2008 12:32 PM
I think he meant "thee" industry...as in the creme de la creme of all industries...yeh, whatever. He's just a big, giant douchebag; he should be testing and informing on douches instead. Gosh damn douchebag...did I mention that already?
20. Toolboy - January 30, 2008 12:34 PM
Drakkar and Roofies....ahhh, memories. you know, now that I think about it, the only thing that combo ever got me was some trailer trash schizoid who let Teddy Ruxpin baby sit the kids while we got jiggy on the bean bag chairs. I think I see a common denominator....
Adnan-
Criss Angel called, he wants his gold lame lined hoodie back, you pinkie ring wearing douche.
21. havoc - January 30, 2008 12:34 PM
Is it true he got herpes from celeb mingle.com?
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22. PunkA - January 30, 2008 12:35 PM
I think in Adnan' case, he wanted the free supply to use on his unsuspecting victims so they might get aroused enough to want to hump his camel jockey ass. I mean, he would stick it in an ant hill if it felt good. But few chicks would let him get his rocks off without the help of "the" aid he slipped them first.
23. Hill - January 30, 2008 12:39 PM
hey, isn't adnan a scientologist? I heard it on wearetiredofyoupostingforcelebmingle.com
GET THE FUCK OUT
24. HILL - January 30, 2008 12:40 PM
BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY CAN'T READ ENGLISH
25. Sexy ESQ - January 30, 2008 12:41 PM
#11 - You are my hero!
26. carlita - January 30, 2008 12:43 PM
God I would puke if I was his wife. Not only did he completely leave her for the biggest whore in Hollywood, but he left with an enhanced penis. PUKE!!!!!
27. BustyRaquel - January 30, 2008 12:45 PM
FINALLY someone has commented on this man's chin!
THANK YOU #11.
What is up with that?
Would you trust your daughter or sister with a man who shaves his chin in that way?
I find it VERY strange.
28. sharpeidude - January 30, 2008 12:49 PM
Dirty turban.
29. Binky - January 30, 2008 12:50 PM
He should have said he works "in 'the' industry - as they say in the industry."
30. The Office Whore - January 30, 2008 12:53 PM
And just what is Britney doing when he's out testing his penis out? Trying to figure out who would win in a fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco?
cheers #11 p0nk
31. table pride - January 30, 2008 12:54 PM
yeah this guy is full of shit. he is really trying to make himself feel more important. using enhancing pills, claiming he is in the industry, and also claiming that he has "friends", which I'm sure he is referring to in the "INDUSTRY". this guy is a nothing peice of shit with a god damn racing stripe on his chinny chin chin. What a fat ugly un-exotic peice of shit AND THAT OUTFIT STILL LOOKS TERRIBLE.
32. p0nk - January 30, 2008 12:54 PM
i can't take credit for the vagina chin, that was Lady Jane originally. i'm merely reminding people.
33. Auto-Erotic-Asphixiation - January 30, 2008 12:55 PM
How in the hell is THIS worthless piece of shit newsworthy ?
Chh .... I got nuthin
34. I Hate Plastic - January 30, 2008 12:55 PM
What a f*cking douce! I hate this f*cker! Stupid SOB with his ugly outfit.
What the hell? Did he take the magic pill Britney has been taking.
They are both deranged idiots! I hope both him & Britney overdose together while she laughs in the cheap british accent of hers!
His stupid shirt reminds me of his hairy taco on his face!
SHAVE IT STUPID!
35. D. Richards (Lord.) - January 30, 2008 12:57 PM
Adnan likes the coconut flavored dick-pills that make a man's ejaculate taste, as the name implies, like coconut. For when he comes on his own face.
Fucking limey terrorist.
36. burgernoodle - January 30, 2008 12:58 PM
get rid of the fucking LANDING STRIP already. IDIOT!
37. beefin' it up - January 30, 2008 1:11 PM
think back to just a few years ago when BS started running around with K fed and how everyone was so horrified that she would stoop so low. we had no idea how low she could really go. who's next? seriously. it'll be some dude flipping burgers at BK. or possibly a monkey.
38. Steeve - January 30, 2008 1:13 PM
Faaaaaaaaaaake. Google it, fish.
39. NightStalker3 - January 30, 2008 1:17 PM
"The X4 Extender uses traction in order to attempt to increase size and improve performance." Adnan G.
40. Michelle - January 30, 2008 1:17 PM
nothing says fake like age 28, married 29 years
41. Ted from LA - January 30, 2008 1:21 PM
#38,
So what? So is his personality, his job, his marriage, his "beard", his relationship with Britney, and last but not leat, apparently his penis.
42. Ted from LA - January 30, 2008 1:21 PM
#38,
So what? So is his personality, his job, his marriage, his "beard", his relationship with Britney, and last but not least, apparently his penis.
43. Ted from LA - January 30, 2008 1:23 PM
I forgot to buy an "S" in the word "least" above, and thus, the double post. Thanks Pat.
44. RichPort - January 30, 2008 1:24 PM
Fucking immigrants and their flashy clothes...
45. Iowa Girl - January 30, 2008 1:26 PM
too funny, fake or not.
he is just too much/little for words
i wonder if he knew when he started this he would make himself into a huge joke?
i agree, the clothes are AWFUL
46. Iowa Girl - January 30, 2008 1:26 PM
too funny, fake or not.
he is just too much/little for words
i wonder if he knew when he started this he would make himself into a huge joke?
i agree, the clothes are AWFUL
47. Ted from LA - January 30, 2008 1:28 PM
Are you doing RAGBRAI?
48. constanza - January 30, 2008 1:31 PM
¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡hasta cuando¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
dejen de inchar a britney.
PORFAVOR
49. velouriapixiedoll - January 30, 2008 1:33 PM
Priceless
50. constanza - January 30, 2008 1:36 PM
BRITNEY.
MANDA A TODOS A FREIR MONOS
ANDATE A OTRO LUGAR POR QUE A TODOS NOS PREOCUPAS.
51. constanza - January 30, 2008 1:41 PM
CREI QUE NADIE ESTA PREOCUPADO POR TI , POR FAVOR DEJA DE HACER SHOW.
DEJE DE PREOCUPARME.
52. BlohansDeviatedSeptum - January 30, 2008 1:50 PM
I apologize for the image ahead of time but if that's what thise guy does to his chin, can u imagine how he shaves his nuts?
.....shudder.......
53. Manuel Labor - January 30, 2008 1:52 PM
I agree with #51
vive la revolution !
54. Rat - January 30, 2008 1:55 PM
Fucking piece of shit arab buttfucker!
55. Conscience Found - January 30, 2008 1:55 PM
@36
"landing strip" was only funny the frist 79 times we read it...
56. G - January 30, 2008 1:56 PM
Hey Costanza!
GET BACK OVER THE FENCE YOU WORTHLESS WETBACK!!!!
57. Concience Found - January 30, 2008 1:56 PM
yup i wrote frist on porpoise.
58. Adnan The Terrorist - January 30, 2008 1:57 PM
Goddamnit you guys, stop making fun of me.
Once you get past the shitty haircuit, the gay clothes, the idiotic facial hair, my dull personality, the fact that I tried to stick it to Piggy Spears for a month, my attention-craving personality, the smell of camel dung that permeates my clothes, that sealed juvenile record and my huge stack of male camel porn, I'm really a pretty nice guy.
Can't a fucking douchebag camel-fellating terrorist get a break anymore?
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61. RichPort - January 30, 2008 2:57 PM
The only things this camel face terrorizes are mirrors and the eyes and memories of all unfortunate enough to gaze upon him.
62. ha8ter - January 30, 2008 3:03 PM
Adnan seems to be a genius at sniffing out "interesting opportunities".
63. Franchize - January 30, 2008 3:22 PM
Since when do the paps constitue filmmakers?
64. norton - January 30, 2008 3:30 PM
"Filmmaker"? Did I miss something or isn't he a PAP-smear?
65. Tanys - January 30, 2008 3:35 PM
ana wats ur problem u retarded w*ore! give it a rest...you probably look like cr*p youself so shove ur imaginary boyfriend's member up ur nose
66. Tanys - January 30, 2008 3:37 PM
what is everyones problem with the terrorist jokes...ur all pathetic racists so SHOVE IT
67. Tanys - January 30, 2008 3:41 PM
and for your information he is Christian...and of British nationality...his wife on the other hand, is an american model
68. D. Richards (Slut.) - January 30, 2008 4:15 PM
Tanus, what's your problem?
Just because Adnan's British doesn't mean he's not a terrorist. The July Seventh bombers were British nationalists; and I'm not buying that whole christian thing; Adnan's definately a muslim extremist.
As for his wife, She's a paraplegic. She models wheelchairs, and colostomy bags.
69. woodhorse - January 30, 2008 4:37 PM
Is it a Holy Cow day in India? I would think the spammer would be all over this as "proof" - (I have heard this around the Internet)
70. misery bunny - January 30, 2008 5:26 PM
Spokesmodel for Sex Panther.
71. grobpilot - January 30, 2008 6:05 PM
What do you want to bet someday this guy's pecker will bust out of his skivvies after taking an overdose of that shit? It'll grab his camera and beat the shit out of him with it. Then it will snarl, crawl into a storm drain where it will mutate into a hideous creature and accost old ladies at night.
Work is boring as fuck today.
72. G - January 30, 2008 6:12 PM
The profit muhammad is a butt-fucker!!! and a fag.
73. Dina - January 30, 2008 6:14 PM
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74. Sayckeone - January 30, 2008 6:44 PM
No one wants to hear about this guy. He is not a celebrity. Stop putting shit up about him.
75. sam lutfi's anal sac - January 30, 2008 7:11 PM
This fucking camel jockey needs to shave that pussy strip off his fucking chin. God I hate him. I hope he gets hit by a papp car. Fucking die sand nigg3r.
76. Chris - January 30, 2008 7:18 PM
The best part about this whole story is that fucking sweatshirt he has on, in combination with the T-shirt underneath. It's like the skull is splitting to reveal A DEEPER EVIL WITHIN.
77. American - January 30, 2008 8:07 PM
He is one crazy lookin' Hodgie or Towelhead or A------RAB.
78. redsonja1313 - January 30, 2008 8:38 PM
ok..... I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual ove Unfitny's pink taco...... and yet I am wrong again........... the thought of his uncircumsized schween with a 4 hour erections is FAR FAR more disturbing. I think I might need to bleach my brain and corneas now.
79. redsonja1313 - January 30, 2008 8:38 PM
ok..... I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual of Unfitny's pink taco...... and yet I am wrong again........... the thought of his uncircumsized schween with a 4 hour erections is FAR FAR more disturbing. I think I might need to bleach my brain and corneas now.
80. redsonja1313 - January 30, 2008 8:38 PM
ok..... I really thought nothing could be more frighting then the visual of Unfitny's pink taco...... and yet I am wrong again........... the thought of his uncircumsized schween with a 4 hour erections is FAR FAR more disturbing. I think I might need to bleach my brain and corneas now.
81. Kat - January 30, 2008 11:46 PM
Its clearly bullshit. It says hes 28 and has been married for 29 years.........thats not possible.....dont you realize people fuck around with everything to make someone look stupid, trust me im not a fan of him, but thats just lame
82. Anal Fistula - January 31, 2008 1:17 AM
#11, fantastic!
83. Jaan Kanellis - January 31, 2008 1:42 AM
Nice link bait. My grandma can make a website over night with anyones picture you want on it selling viagra.
84. Narcissist - January 31, 2008 4:42 AM
"THE" industry...harrassing famous dimwits for pictures? It does sound fun. Stand around 23.75 hours a day, take a picture, get $1000.
Or did he mean the adultery industry? Or did he mean Al Quaida? Camels need plenty of girth, I suppose.
85. Narcissist - January 31, 2008 5:01 AM
@81 Actually the "married 29 years" is the guy above him. Does seem suspect though. Seems like a reputable site would correct spelling errors like "strated my own construction company".
86. Boo Nelson - February 1, 2008 4:00 PM
Your quote doesn't match the one on the site. It all looks fake, frankly.