Dec 5 2007Zac Efron needs to be a man
Vanessa Hudgens wants Zac Efron to stop being a pansy. She’s getting tired of his pretty boy antics and basically wants Zac to grow a pair, according to the latest issue of Star magazine:
“She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.”
Zac apparently got his panties in a bunch last month and almost bailed on a birthday party for Vanessa’s little sister:
“He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him — and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.”
For a low weekly fee of $50,000, I’ll give Zac Efron lessons in being a man. My 100-week course will cover such manly topics as: Who needs a 401k when you can buy lap dances? Beer as part of a balanced breakfast. Tuning out your significant other so you can concentrate on a TV show you don’t even want to watch. And, of course, smoking a cigar while driving a tank. At the end, Zac Efron will be so rugged he’ll never whine about a pimple again - because it'll be hidden under his beard! If your computer crashed, it’s because my words just assaulted it with ruggedness.
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Reader Comments
1. fergernauster - December 5, 2007 10:30 AM
I don't know if he NEEDS to be a man.
He is clearly a fag and is free to join those ranks... or the rank of womanhood.
He's not even pretty. Just creepy and delicate.
2. do1t - December 5, 2007 10:33 AM
Wow! They really need to http://do1t.net
3. Erica - December 5, 2007 10:33 AM
He looks like such a douche.
4. roastbeef - December 5, 2007 10:40 AM
Eeeew, what a fag. His seriously needs a hair cut.
5. Phildo - December 5, 2007 10:41 AM
This bitch is looking more and more like Jared Leto every day.
6. sam90 - December 5, 2007 10:43 AM
Did he used to be a male model, because he sure has all the poses down. He needs to add the looking at your watch pose to his repertoire. He is too pretty for that skanky girlfriend.
7. NiceGuy - December 5, 2007 10:46 AM
Whats up with you guys? He ith tho cute, it makth me need to finger my puffy pink ath lipth and thtroke my thtifff wittle weenie!
8. fergernauster - December 5, 2007 10:48 AM
Oh... and yeah... someone needs to tell him he has acne.
Then watch him ache and fret in front of the nearest mirror.
9. Sebastián - December 5, 2007 10:48 AM
Wait! I'm a fag. We don't want him.
A transvestite, maybe. I can see that.
10. Gerald_Tarrant - December 5, 2007 10:49 AM
#5
I was thinking he's trying to be Jared Leto but even gayer.
In other news, I would hit Vanessa faster and harder than BritBrit would hit the buffet table at a Cheetos party.
11. Tinner - December 5, 2007 10:54 AM
He needs to come out of the closet, not butch up. Butching up is for dykes...
12. Texas Tranny - December 5, 2007 10:56 AM
#9,
We don't want him either.
He's no sissy, a fag maybe, but not a sissy. It takes a real man to to be a sissy.
13. dfsg - December 5, 2007 10:59 AM
The new system picture is fine,
when you are in the page, just click on the pictures on the right.
14. gerard Vandenberg - December 5, 2007 10:59 AM
HE IS AND NEVER WILL BE A MAN!!
I'm really surprised this vanessa and asshole-zac are still together. Take it easy peopl, it's only a mather of time before the CRASH comes!! I'm absolutely sure this sucker was born with PUSSIE. You want to be a man? Go to jail and live there for about a year. I bet when you're coming out again, YOU'RE GLAD TO BE A MAN!!
I think the first few weeks you only want to fuck vanessa!!
15. Sebastián - December 5, 2007 11:05 AM
TT: Amen!
Now there you have it, he keeps claiming he's straight 'cause no one else will take him. Poor thing.
16. BaconMessiah - December 5, 2007 11:07 AM
You should see him when he gets his period...
17. Sebastián - December 5, 2007 11:08 AM
He can try being a lesbian, he's got the looks for it. If he was, they would be an adorable couple, and he could even be "the butch one"
18. Roflcer of the Lawl - December 5, 2007 11:11 AM
Lets see how he likes a bucket of grease thrown on his face.
19. shanipie - December 5, 2007 11:12 AM
How does she not get that her "man" is a Homo
20. Spongebob Gangsta - December 5, 2007 11:14 AM
He doesn't even look like he's enjoying his time with his hot little piece.
I'm live 45 minutes away from San Luis Obispo, where this guy is from, and let me tell you, they all look like him...ready to bust out in song with GAY.
21. KIM - December 5, 2007 11:15 AM
He looks so great. Seems saw him before on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called millionairefriends.com.
22. RichPort - December 5, 2007 11:18 AM
Aaaaahhh... to be a beard at so tender an age...
23. Brock Landers - December 5, 2007 11:21 AM
I think she's white version of Tatiana Ali.
24. KIM - December 5, 2007 11:23 AM
I revoke my last statement. I just feel like a total douche promoting a site in the comments section.
My vagina itches. I think it might be from the guy I met at millionairefriends.com
25. Sam Hain - December 5, 2007 11:24 AM
21 - you suck
26. RichPort - December 5, 2007 11:25 AM
#23 - Mr Landers, your link continues to make me weep tears of joy. You're a good man... a good, good man.
27. lulu - December 5, 2007 11:29 AM
I don't think he's attractive at all. like she said, he looks like a pussy (and obviously is one).
28. ManMan - December 5, 2007 11:29 AM
My penis is so confused looking at him.
29. tired of scrolling - December 5, 2007 11:29 AM
fish,
what's with the moving all the shit around? why don't you just leave the articles in the same place?
SHIT!
30. MindRiot - December 5, 2007 11:30 AM
What a dainty little flower.
31. cowcat - December 5, 2007 11:31 AM
TT, Sebastian, Rich...y'all are too funny.
32. John Travolta - December 5, 2007 11:31 AM
He needs...a man.
(fixed)
33. Shallo Val - December 5, 2007 11:31 AM
Oh what I wouldn't give for a high powered rifle, a grassy knoll and an open theater presentation of High School Musical.
34. TomCruise - December 5, 2007 11:33 AM
Zack looks perfect. If Zack drops his pants and holds his ankles I'll give him a real man lesson in poop packing. again and again and again and again.....
35. Satanas - December 5, 2007 11:35 AM
he's a disgusting contrived, eyebrow waxing, facial having, moisturizer and make-up wearing, blowjobs from boys getting, faegele if I ever saw one.
36. RichPort - December 5, 2007 11:35 AM
Lee Harvey Shallo Val...
37. Shallow Scowling Val - December 5, 2007 11:37 AM
36 - Yer darn tootin'.
38. ur no RP - December 5, 2007 11:38 AM
If he's struggling with his inner homo, one look at Vanessa's pubic jungle should scare him right into the anus of another man. I mean, arms. Well, either one.
39. LewdMan - December 5, 2007 11:38 AM
I think that the Zack is incapable of being a man! It's one thing to be gay - but when you top that with just being a pussy - it's a lost cause.
40. D. Richards - December 5, 2007 11:41 AM
What a little-shit-faggot Zacharious is. Teenage girl's are fucking retarded. You know it's true. I wonder what Vanessa's bear father thinks of Efron? I bet Vanessa-dad would fuck the shit out of the little tyke. Bear-man fucks child! Headline.
41. Serial Cannibal - December 5, 2007 11:42 AM
Wait that chicks a dude? Ewww
The look in his eyes really says "I'm going to stalk and eat you"
42. Miss Anthrope - December 5, 2007 11:43 AM
@ 33:
Fucking hilarious!
43. veggi - December 5, 2007 11:45 AM
You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy?' Poor Zack is that girl..
44. proteon - December 5, 2007 11:48 AM
That chick is a dude
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46. Texas Tranny - December 5, 2007 12:10 PM
Fish, he's not man enough to wear panties, diapers yes, panties no.
It takes a real man to wear pretty panties.
47. PunkA - December 5, 2007 12:15 PM
Yeah, veggi #43, and that guy is Tom Cruise. Except he wasn't drunk, and had no regrets. In fact, he liked it so much, he went out and got a matching haircut.
48. Jewel - December 5, 2007 12:23 PM
I really admire a chap who keeps himself clean. I'd adopt him anyday!
49. woodhorse - December 5, 2007 12:36 PM
I grew a pair. They're on my chest.
50. Darnell - December 5, 2007 12:36 PM
Drop the ho, Zac. If she really loved you she wouldn't ask you to change.. whatever it is that you are.
51. ding dong - December 5, 2007 12:54 PM
he reminds me of a young rob lowe. i wonder when his video of him banging two teenage girls in atlanta is going to come out.
52. PHil - December 5, 2007 12:58 PM
I love his Blue Steel pose.
53. Tapeworm - December 5, 2007 1:04 PM
He should hire someone to beat the fuck out of him like the scene at the end of "25th Hour". Then he doesn't have to worry about his "looks" anymore.
(By "someone", I mean "me", and by "hire", I mean "ask someone to do it gratis", because I gladly would.)
I'd have to work around his schedule though, between his vagina waxings and manicures, there's not a lot of free time.
54. Pix - December 5, 2007 1:12 PM
Beer as a balanced breakfast? I'll raise my 40 oz of Colt 45 to that!
55. moka - December 5, 2007 1:19 PM
why bother saying what it has been repeated in every comment here, the guy is obviously GAY.
and why she wants to date a man?? she is just a little girl! oh yeah, i think she likes pedophilians and wants to grow fast and have surgery everywhere on her body to look older, and than a couple of years later, surgery again to look younger... and on and on, till she stops looking for a real man among gays.
56. sue - December 5, 2007 1:28 PM
He looks like one of those guys who bats his eyelashes so you will comment on his blue blue eyes. He also looks like he cries easily. Gag.
57. Real Chad - December 5, 2007 1:30 PM
ATTENTION: Vanessa Hudgens
I'm sure that there are literally thousands of men out there that are man enough to supply you with some well deserved lovin. Drop the pansy ass (after HSM3, I'm sure) and move on.
On a side note...
Vanessa is a prime example of when two...I'll say not-so-attractive people...get together and reproduce to make magic. I don't know how this happens, but I see it all the time. This chick is very cute now and has the potential to be gorgeous.
58. veggi - December 5, 2007 1:46 PM
He's a bottom. Why put him on top?
59. sharpeidude - December 5, 2007 2:25 PM
This girl must have the intelligence of a fucking haystack if she hasn't realized that Zacky-boy prefers balls on his chin to clit on his grin.
60. 21st century digital boy - December 5, 2007 2:38 PM
It's reduntant, but I'll say it anyway. Vanessa Hudgens is a confused, so very confused girl if she thinks that her girlfriend's going to turn butch anytime soon. Her request probably sent Zac to his room in tears where he consoled himself with Madonna's greatest hits.
Are relationships like these based on some kind of late-stage, not-wanting-to- give-up-playing-with-dress-up dolls phase that teenage girls go through or something?
61. KTG13 - December 5, 2007 2:44 PM
When did Clay Aiken start dating chicks? And why is he back in the news?
62. Hewitt Cellulite - December 5, 2007 2:47 PM
pissed off for that??? whew... what a gay!
63. Kris - December 5, 2007 2:50 PM
If he'd be any gayer, he'd have a vagina.
Six months later we'll be seeing pictures of him and Ryan Seacrest and a possible sex tape. They'll break up and then Zac will make ends meet by doing gay porn as Disney drops him and Ryan will still be a plague upon Hollywood and raiding my beauty products.
64. Mike Casino - December 5, 2007 3:15 PM
I gots to get me a beard.
And a tank.
And a cigar.
And I'll definitely make my girl stroke my beard while I watch High School Musical.
Stroke it baby.
65. Chick Crack - December 5, 2007 4:25 PM
Someone should tell Little Miss Furpie that he's a fruit.
66. Mystress Jade - December 5, 2007 4:56 PM
They make me want to hurt kittens.
67. debisis - December 5, 2007 5:53 PM
Right on #1.
I'm so so tired of American media portraying people like Zac Efron as male, straight hotties. First, he is quite possibly gay...even if he really isn't, he should not be getting young, pretty gals all that easily...even if he is a rich young actor. What is wrong with American gals having the hots for people like Zac Efron and Clay Aiken, even they're aren't gay...they are not attractive men? You dumb and stupid little bitches!
And the reason why Hollywood dons people like Zac Efron and Clay Aiken is because much of the people who control the biz are gay men who like young, feminine looking guys...that is the only real explanation I can think of. Where are the Matt McConauhey's...Tom Sellicks....Roger Moore's...Andy Pettitte's...these guys aren't all that rugged. But at least they're tall, handsome, and MALE looking.
If Brad Pitt continues to be the standard of white, hot males in the US, I'm going to end up moving to Germany!
68. Karisha - December 5, 2007 7:10 PM
What a queer! No offense to all the gays, but he really is one of those DIVA gays....
69. Karisha - December 5, 2007 7:14 PM
What a queer! No offense to all the gays, but he really is one of those DIVA gays....
70. cactusman - December 5, 2007 7:55 PM
#67 We won't miss you, you underarm-haired bitch. Toodles!
71. makemepuke - December 5, 2007 7:59 PM
Who the fuck is Zac Efron?
72. interracialconnect.com : a niche interracial dating site - December 5, 2007 8:00 PM
Someone reported that they had a hot kiss photo at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site.
cute couple there. wanna see more
73. jason - December 5, 2007 10:36 PM
zac is such a fkn homo!
I PRAY TO JEBUS HE DOSENT START SENDING
NAKED PICS OF HIMSELF TO PEOPLE
he probably shaves more than nessa does..?
74. jason - December 5, 2007 10:41 PM
Also whoever makes this website is a fkn ledgend.
I will shout you a beer *CHEERS*
75. Sebastián - December 5, 2007 10:44 PM
"the reason why Hollywood dons people like Zac Efron and Clay Aiken is because much of the people who control the biz are gay men who like young, feminine looking guys..."
Really... Being gay means liking MEN. Just check craigslist and see how everyone asks for masculine guys, and not queens. Being a closeted gay man means liking girls who look like men, and men who look like girls (so you don't feel so queer when you're fucking them). Those closeted gay men may be running the show bussiness. They are certainly writing posts like yours (by the way, having the hots for Tom Selleck, not that hetero-sounding as you may think). So the problem is with closeted gay men who think there's something wrong with liking the meat lollipop.
That and teenage girls. They're always a problem.
We "the gays" like rugged men more than you do (or would care to admit, anyway).
The problem with this boy is not that he might be gay, it's just that he's not that goodlooking as Disney insists he is. No marketing campaign will convince me that that psycho elf is a good-looking man. He's just some non threatening, childish looking, chorus line dancing twink for girls 9 to 12. I'm just waiting for him to follow Lindsay's road (then he might be fun, at least).
As for Clay Aiken, he can't even fake it. That man is UGLY and annoying. Nice voice, though, but I wouldn't touch him with a pole (or let him touch me with his)
76. Nobody - December 5, 2007 11:28 PM
I'd hit it.
77. Candace - December 6, 2007 1:02 AM
Isn't he a teenage guy? I would think most teenagers "freak out" if they get a pimple. I totally understand. He's NORMAL!! Get over it!
78. Sebastián - December 6, 2007 1:38 AM
Just noticed that debisis might (just might) be a woman. So I may just have ranted, then, about his (her) dubious heterosexuality and the hidden condition of her (his) sexual attractions.
I'm sorry. It's just that homophobia makes me mad. But being a woman, I don't get that "gays control the show bussines" thing. It might just be because I'm at a loss trying to think of a gay major network executive, or gay studio owner, or gay powerful whatever. Where is the velvet mafia? Do you really think that gays are positively portrayed by US media? Are "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" or "Will & Grace" positive images of homosexuality? Or are we been shown as fatuous queens who only care about fashion, clothes and frivolity? I think that homesexuality has become the scapegoat for the guilty pleasures of heterosexuality and an useful corporate stunt to sell more skin treatments and designer furniture.
Meanwhile, we are still discriminated. And debisis is still a sexually indeterminate angry whore.
79. Sebastián - December 6, 2007 1:39 AM
"being a woman, I don't get that "gays control the show bussines" thing" is "being debisis a woman"
80. toma - December 6, 2007 1:54 AM
wow, that guy was seen wondering on sugarmommymeet.com.I don't whether it is true or not. But you know the it is a sugar mommy seeking sugar baby site.
81. rose - December 6, 2007 1:58 AM
as a woman ,I WANT a person who can give me happiness,I THINK each girl so , including famous girl
82. rose - December 6, 2007 1:59 AM
as a woman ,I WANT a person who can give me happiness,I THINK each girl so , including famous girl
83. rose - December 6, 2007 1:59 AM
as a woman ,I WANT a person who can give me happiness,I THINK each girl so , including famous girl
84. Sounds interesting - December 6, 2007 2:01 AM
Pictures are pretty good.
Interest in military guys' marriage life?
It's no less interesting than this!!!
Come on and have a look.
85. sidv - December 6, 2007 2:46 AM
Come on Zack, if Victoria Beckham (self proclaimed gay man) would go into hiding every time she gets a pimple, she would never leave the house.
86. Narcissist - December 6, 2007 5:50 AM
Is he cross eyed? Lazy eyed? What's goin on with those Dixie Chicks eyes?
87. shark - December 6, 2007 8:28 AM
nice couple http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life
88. sabbboy - December 6, 2007 10:11 AM
If she wants to date a man why the hell is she dating Zac Efron?
89. eeeee - December 6, 2007 3:21 PM
hot.
90. eeeee - December 6, 2007 3:22 PM
hot.
91. eeeee - December 6, 2007 3:22 PM
hot.
92. eeeee - December 6, 2007 3:23 PM
hot.
93. Henry - December 6, 2007 9:35 PM
Yeah, there's something about that seems really gay, really sissy, but hey maybe vanessa knows about and since he's so afrid to come out of the closet all by himself, maybe he asked her to pretend to be with him so no one would say anything, who knows, in a weird way, he's kinda cute, but then his sissyness ruins everything.
94. osma lufti - December 7, 2007 1:02 AM
hahaha that girl vanessa is SO going to be the next britney....
95. John - December 7, 2007 9:32 AM
I think he should not change at all! If this slut wants to date a real man than she should find another one. What's the point, i don't get it, If I was Zac I would give a FUCK what people think of me. People sometimes need to shut their fucking mouths. And this slut should get banged by some "real" men and then she would finally shut the hell up.
96. Ms.Brookey - December 7, 2007 12:15 PM
Ok I didn't want to have to be the one to tell you but he's GAY GAY GAY! She is only his girlfriends when the cameras are on. Did anyone see her vagina? It was 14 year ols vagina though. The pediphiles went nuts!
97. Kimberly - December 8, 2007 5:22 PM
Vanessa Hudgens has a butt chin.
98. Jay - December 8, 2007 5:24 PM
Maybe she should send another naked pic to him. This time with her legs spread....
What a whore.
99. alyssa - December 8, 2007 5:57 PM
i think zac is cool
100. alyssa - December 8, 2007 5:58 PM
i think zac is cool
101. alyssa - December 8, 2007 5:58 PM
i think zac is cool
102. jason - December 8, 2007 11:06 PM
look at them... so close and happy that a lot of men and women from sugarmommymeet.com admire them and said if only they can make a family like them.
103. just me Any - December 10, 2007 6:03 AM
Perfect companion http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl
104. Barbie - December 12, 2007 7:34 PM
omg...let him freak out once and a while! they should break up!
105. Charmedone - December 18, 2007 7:31 PM
All of you are just hating!!!
Guys you know you want Vanessa Hudgens even if she is a little bitchy
and girls you know that Zac Efron is a hottie but he can be a little sissy
106. jason - December 20, 2007 7:54 AM
HEY JASON THIS IS THE REAL JASON AND DONT GO ROUND SAYING
GAY SHIT LIKE VANESSA AND ZAC MAKE A CUTE COUPPLE......
COS HES A *FUCKING* PANZY ASS BITCH!!!! FFS
u bring shame to my name
=::.(
107. Jennifer Jason Leigh - December 25, 2007 10:25 AM
I think Zac needs to date a man.
108. Jessy - December 28, 2007 9:21 PM
Cassy: Nice Job Zac on not wanting to have sex until married
i read it that vanessa wants to on this site but who said its true
Jessy: just have sex with her
Cassy: my defence i am not Jessy!
109. Jessy - December 28, 2007 9:21 PM
Cassy: Nice Job Zac on not wanting to have sex until married
i read it that vanessa wants to on this site but who said its true
Jessy: just have sex with her
Cassy: my defence i am not Jessy!
110. Abi - December 30, 2007 11:49 AM
Jennifer, he already IS dating a man.
111. susan - January 7, 2008 5:21 AM
Zac Efron is a man !i like him.my friends says there are so many sex photos about him in kissinterracial.com.if you like him,too.maybe you can have a look!my firends find her man in that web.she says it is really a good web to make friends! is he and Vanessa Hudgens are interracial dating ?