Dec 5 2007Victoria Beckham sleeps in the nude
Victoria Beckham sleeps in the buff, according to the latest issue of Elle magazine. Victoria says “I sleep naked. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night." That would almost be hot if she weren’t entirely made of plastic. Victoria talked to Elle about her life and where she’s at now with the Spice Girls and designing clothes:
On somehow being a Spice Girl:
“It became very obvious from the start that I was never going to be the best singer or the best dancer or the best actress. I was never a 'natural.' You know, I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.”
On being a fashion designer:
“I work seven days a week. And I so love what I'm doing. I could go shopping all day, which is what a lot of people think that I do. That's their perception-that I'm a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about.”
On finding out she’s popular on Halloween:
“Someone told me I'm going to feature big this year with the drag queens.” She loves this. “I'm so camp! I'm such a gay man trying to get out. I don't give a shit what anybody thinks.”
“I’m such a gay man trying to get out.” Okay, I get it now. That’s why Tom Cruise is so obsessed with these people. It’s like a giant light bulb just went off above my head. That usually only happens when I realize the strip club is open 24/7 and has free chicken wings. *ding* Oh! There it is again. Looks I just solved the mystery of what’s for lunch. I wonder if Albert Einstein felt this smart after he did all that science stuff.

Reader Comments
1. RichPort - December 5, 2007 3:27 PM
FIRST!
2. my happy pants - December 5, 2007 3:30 PM
she's really a dude...
3. dome - December 5, 2007 3:30 PM
SECOND! Or maybe THIRD! Certainly not FOURTH!
4. Willravel - December 5, 2007 3:31 PM
I'll bet she still looks like she's wearing a push up bra....
5. granada - December 5, 2007 3:32 PM
Well, she IS married...so of course she would sleep naked with her husband. Why is she making such a big deal about everything, though? And if she doesn't care about what anyone thinks, why is she all plastic?
6. RichPort - December 5, 2007 3:33 PM
That's because they have to put her back in her box at night, with the rest of te ugly plastic toys.
I wrote FIRST? Wow I must have had another blackout after fucking whoever #1's mom is... stinky snatch'll do that to you... That or I have finally solved the space/time/fuck you asshole/ continuum thingy...
7. granada - December 5, 2007 3:33 PM
And I guess she'd be okay is she didn't have such a fugly face.
8. Ooba Gooba - December 5, 2007 3:34 PM
All that shopping and still not an ounce of talent.
9. Ooba Gooba - December 5, 2007 3:34 PM
All that shopping and still not an ounce of talent.
10. Texas Tranny - December 5, 2007 3:41 PM
Just like I'm a lesbian trying to get out.
It's a shame she doesn't dress up in some smoking hot lingerie for her man.
11. Barf! - December 5, 2007 3:43 PM
I think she is so fugly! What makes her even more ugly is that she acts like she is the s--t!
12. LewdMan - December 5, 2007 3:44 PM
Well, she may be plastic - but I'd still bag it! (Pun Intended)
13. FRIST!!! - December 5, 2007 3:44 PM
Yeah TT, she should cover that shit up! She could poke someone's eye out with those things!!!..
14. Starchasm - December 5, 2007 3:55 PM
Guys, guys, I think we are overlooking a very important issue which is that one of her boobs is the size of a watermelon, and the other merely grapefruit sized. Especially in pic #3.
I shudder to think of what that looks like without the benefit of underwires.
15. Narcissist - December 5, 2007 3:57 PM
She should cover that up.
16. Jimbo - December 5, 2007 4:02 PM
She is a fembot!! and those point things have machine guns in the..
17. Kelli - December 5, 2007 4:08 PM
She's hawt!!! Ur all jelus hatrz!
18. LL - December 5, 2007 4:10 PM
I kinda like her better now.
I still think she's gross-looking, but she doesn't seem nearly as stupid as I would have thought. Compared to our celebutards, she's a freakin' Rhodes Scholar.
19. Kris - December 5, 2007 4:11 PM
She IS a fucking fembot. I wonder when David (Austin) "shags" her if she ever short circuits.
I shagged her rotten baby, YEAH!
20. woodhorse - December 5, 2007 4:14 PM
14: so she forgot to air up one of them?
21. Bigheadmike - December 5, 2007 4:14 PM
I wonder if she ever has worn sweats....
22. bubba lubdubski - December 5, 2007 4:20 PM
so if she is a gay man...is she a pitcher or a catcher?
at least now we know how she likes Dave to give it to her.
23. kitty_kat - December 5, 2007 4:24 PM
I find it hilarious that she actually thinks she's hot.
And the fembot (sp?) comparisons are dead on.
24. BaconMessiah - December 5, 2007 4:25 PM
Good help me, she actaully sounds kind of interesting and witty.
--shudder----
25. MindRiot - December 5, 2007 4:29 PM
Yikes, her naked is a frightening proposition.
I like my naked women soft, feminine and HUMAN.
26. PunkA - December 5, 2007 4:38 PM
Hey, she may be a plastic fembot, but no one, and I mean NO ONE, can bend it like Beckham!!!!
27. emily - December 5, 2007 4:42 PM
okay, so that's cool that she sleeps naked. If i slept with david beckham i would, too. But here's my question: she makes it sounds like she ALWAYS sleeps naked... what about when she's on the rag???
gross. :x
28. vivi - December 5, 2007 4:44 PM
she sounds honest and witty to me. :) and i love the way she looks...
29. paperplanes - December 5, 2007 4:51 PM
It's going to hurt me to say this, but she actually sounds like an interesting person.
30. wasku - December 5, 2007 4:56 PM
I don't understand why everyone think's she so hot. She's to fake and skinny.
31. D. Richards (Lass.) - December 5, 2007 5:02 PM
I like Victory Beckham; I like the fact that she has problems but doesn't hide them. She's also self-depricating which has this certain appeal to me because girl's with self esteem problems are easier for a fuck-up like me to communicate to. I've also heard that she's in to ass-sex. Now, anyone that knows me will tell ya': I'm a sucker for wealthy anal-whores that have a poor self image.
32. Amy - December 5, 2007 5:06 PM
Despite being plastic, I think Posh is gorgeous!
33. Google - December 5, 2007 5:06 PM
get rid of all the fat asses and give me the girl of my dreams - Posh Spice !
34. Mal Reynolds - December 5, 2007 5:09 PM
I've never been that good at anything, to be completely honest.”
I'm such a gay man trying to get out.
I don't give a shit what anybody thinks.”
Her honesty is refreshing.
35. combustion8 - December 5, 2007 5:38 PM
he's kinda cute.
36. cowgirl - December 5, 2007 5:38 PM
Who doesn't sleep naked? TT--most guys are trying to get the teddies off. I can see you asking for a fashion show and/or trying on some teddies yourself! Teddies for TT.
37. mixedmartialartvideos.com - December 5, 2007 5:45 PM
she looks great in the 2nd pic
38. p0nk - December 5, 2007 5:57 PM
"I was never a 'natural...'" so she was born into the same race as plastic-man.
#6 Rich bwahaha nice. annoying assfucking trolls... (cue wally)
39. Chauncy Gardner - December 5, 2007 6:11 PM
This is wonderful information to know. Not only does the ugly bitch look like Madame, this story means she also probably leaves skidmarks on the sheets.
40. Julius - December 5, 2007 6:19 PM
And for Christmas, I wish for a better pair of boobs for Victoria Beckham. Her plastic surgeon shouldn't be practicing if this is his handywork.
41. Lycobus - December 5, 2007 6:43 PM
Does she close her eyes when she sleeps? Or do they remain open but glazed in a state of robot-like readiness?
42. cowgirl - December 5, 2007 6:56 PM
#41---Dolls eyes, Capt'n, black eyes.
43. holla@meh - December 5, 2007 7:11 PM
shes so fierce. i love her. shes so hot. the end. (:
44. holla@meh - December 5, 2007 7:12 PM
shes so fierce. i love her. shes so hot. the end. (:
45. holla@meh - December 5, 2007 7:12 PM
shes so fierce. i love her. shes so hot. the end. (:
46. holla@meh - December 5, 2007 7:12 PM
shes so fierce. i love her. shes so hot. the end. (:
47. joho777 - December 5, 2007 7:37 PM
I am amazed that she admits she sleeps naked. If she really wanted David to sleep with her, you's think she cover her skinny plastic body with pajamas so she wouldn't scare him away. She is really grotesque.
48. makemepuke - December 5, 2007 7:49 PM
That is NOT Victoria Beckham. The complete lack of emotional expresssion indicates she is a non-human lifeform that has taken over Victoria and is posing as her. I believe the aliens have killed the real Victoria (aka Posh Spice) , evaporated her carbon based body, and manufactured a silicon based body double. The braoader agenda is not yet clear to me but I will get back to you once i have more evidence.
49. julee - December 5, 2007 7:49 PM
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so. She is sexy in my eyes
50. Karisha - December 5, 2007 8:19 PM
Is it me or does she look like an alien? You know one of those drop shaped heads with big eyes' aliens...
51. Lady Sin - December 5, 2007 9:19 PM
She called herself a *gay man*???
That line's gonna follow her around for the rest of her life!
52. jjkjkh;'g] - December 5, 2007 11:10 PM
this bitch is brainless. and her husband is the kind of idiot prole that gets sleave tattoo. their kids are probably sub-human.
53. gerard Vandenberg - December 5, 2007 11:20 PM
Everytime I see a picture spoiled with your person on it I must say:
It's quite a miracle that the david-asshole of you didn't "JOIN" more FUCKERS besides the rebecca loos-girl and tommy "LOUZY" cruise. I guess david "sleeps and fucks" also in another room because of his SNOORING!!
54. 12:51 - December 6, 2007 12:26 AM
well at least she admits she's not natural ... it's kinda like a step in the right direction though i don't know what direction that is but ..i'm going to give up
55. jacknasty - December 6, 2007 12:40 AM
I think she always sounds refreshingly honest in interviews.
56. toma - December 6, 2007 1:43 AM
is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.com.you know it is a site for rich women to seek handsome boys.
57. sidv - December 6, 2007 1:46 AM
She may be naked but the lights are definitely off. With a face like that you try to draw attention away by showing off your body . But with a body like hers that would not be advisable. I love how she doesn't care what anybody thinks; hence all the plastic surgery and 10 lbs. of makeup. You know who doesn't care what anybody thinks - Amy Winehouse, missing tooth and all.
58. Sebastián - December 6, 2007 1:50 AM
"I'm such a gay man trying to get out"
Yeah... That will be fun for your husband in the locker room.
So she's an artificial naked gay man... She's not a Barbie! She's a Ken!
59. haha - December 6, 2007 2:03 AM
Lmao....what is up with that hat?? .is she auditioning for the ringling brothers?
60. haha - December 6, 2007 2:03 AM
Lmao....what is up with that hat?? .is she auditioning for the ringling brothers?
61. haha - December 6, 2007 2:04 AM
Lmao....what is up with that hat?? .is she auditioning for the ringling brothers?
62. amy - December 6, 2007 3:38 AM
She' s not the best. That's an understatement of the year. When you're the least talented of the Spice Girls, that would make you devoid of any talent, wouldn't it? Judging by her idiotic getup, she's not the best fashion designer and judging by her husband cheating on her, she's not that good at being nude.
63. shelly78945 - December 6, 2007 3:55 AM
victoria is so sexy when she is on the stage. fantastic performance! i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugardaddyMeet.com. you know the site is a rich men seeking fun site. but she is always in a good relationship with Beckham, maybe just someone joiking on her.
64. No fake balloons, please - December 6, 2007 4:43 AM
Are those two baseballs on her chest?
65. laura - December 6, 2007 6:29 AM
Was Jan Adams her surgeon. That would explain why they are so asymmetrical. Or is this how all the fabulous London jetsetters are having their boobs done this season. Just so I know what to tell my plastic surgeon -one is supposed to look like a muscular peck and one like a tennis ball.
66. shark - December 6, 2007 8:14 AM
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67. Brett - December 6, 2007 10:22 AM
She looks so much hotter without those silicone implants and stupid bleached hair. Now she looks way more natural and sexy.
All she needs to do now is to tune down her make up and get a more natural hair cut and she'll be gorgeous.
68. BunnyButt - December 6, 2007 11:14 AM
Never thought I'd say this, but I was kind of missing the Posh posts and was rather happy to see one this morning. I even watched some Posh "documentary" last night (What's Eating Posh?). What the hell is wrong with me?!?? BTW, sleeping nude is no big news. I've been doing so my entire adult life and am guessing a lot more people do so than are willing to admit.
69. Unlaid Avenger - December 6, 2007 12:06 PM
Tries way too hard to be quotable and interesting. .. Violently thin.. Incapable of casual, relaxed look....looks tense, high-maintenance and ambitious. She needs to fatten up, laugh more and boink far less desirable men... like moi!!
70. s0fa - December 6, 2007 4:05 PM
wow, how deluded is she. saying u suck at life and that being a fashion designer consists of shopping everyday. she's so made up, no wonder why no one takes her seriously
71. wason smith - December 7, 2007 1:17 AM
O, she is so lovely and pretty,
looks like one of my netfriends on a muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration, I just wondering why there are so manypretty girls on that site?
72. IWONKY - December 7, 2007 3:01 AM
He needs a dermatologist to work on that rough, poisoned skin on his face.
73. Ms.Brookey - December 7, 2007 12:05 PM
She hasn't eaten since 1997. I can't believe she could ever get pregnant. Maybe they are the nannies kids! I don't fucking care this is relevant!
74. NYLON Annie - December 7, 2007 3:11 PM
Liar, Liar Pants on Fire. Oh, Victoria, You soooooooo do care what people think.
The whole Rebecca Loos Drama and all your staged scenes with your husband invalidate the statement that you " don't give a shit what anybody thinks.”
Please, please piss off we are tired of you and your silly pretenious existence.
75. dagodfather - February 18, 2008 3:50 PM
She needs to go back to where she came from and never return! She was done along time ago and she's not to bright if ya heard her interviews! Leave David, soccer Rocks! I say we deport her!
76. santosh - September 24, 2008 4:48 AM
The garmenst consist of a rope like thing, which is making his boobs up side which looks that it is tight but,,,,,,,,,so sad it is loose and has made it upside to show tight