Dec 21 2007Vanessa Hudgens wishes she had teenage pregnancy
Remember when Vanessa Hudgens was the squeaky clean teen star tarnished by nude photos that popped up on the Internet? I don’t either. But, anyway, I bet Vanessa, seen here leaving the gym yesterday, wishes she had gotten pregnant instead to shed her good-girl Disney image. Unfortunately, any attempt to have sex with her boyfriend Zac Efron ends in failure, tears and, for some odd reason, jazz hands!

Reader Comments
1. MindRiot - December 21, 2007 12:02 PM
She is hot.
2. Missystar - December 21, 2007 12:03 PM
First! Although I have to admit, I don't understand why you guys think that's so impressive. All it means is that I'm sitting here like a nimrod when I should be exercising, cleaning the house, shaving the cat, etc.
3. PunkA - December 21, 2007 12:05 PM
What the hell? This isn't even a report. Just some stupid Editorial comment that is not even funny. Wow , Fish, bottom of the barrell. Wake up you stupid drunk and get us some scoop, not lazy ass stuff like this.
4. Gerald_Tarrant - December 21, 2007 12:06 PM
#2 - All it means is that you suck even worse for thinking you are first being second.
In other news that isn't news, Tom Cruise Loves The Zac. And I hear Zac Efron Loves The Cock.
5. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 12:07 PM
# 3 concur, what is this crap???
6. Tim - December 21, 2007 12:08 PM
7. JD - December 21, 2007 12:09 PM
what silly sunglasses...
8. Nikky Raney - December 21, 2007 12:12 PM
sick of being told i look like her
9. gotmilk? - December 21, 2007 12:13 PM
you make think this post is worthless, but you are wrong. in fact, it's showing you what not to wear:
1. velor track suit
2. ugg boots
3. big fucking ugly sunglasses
4. ridiculously large purse
10. Auntie Kryst - December 21, 2007 12:14 PM
No pictures of chicks with sideburns please.
11. Gerald_Tarrant - December 21, 2007 12:14 PM
I wouldn't mind ole Vanessa giving me a rusty trombone.
12. Fine James - December 21, 2007 12:18 PM
Zac needs to use defective rubbers
13. Missystar - December 21, 2007 12:19 PM
The question is, Gerald, how does one deal with the guilt and the shame? (Not the rusty trombone, the being-second-not-first question.)
14. ph7 - December 21, 2007 12:24 PM
She is mexican hairy.
15. VanessaLooksBetterHereThanInHerNudePhotos - December 21, 2007 12:26 PM
I'm a guy. There's a lot I don't understand but I do understand this girl looks very fuckable. So now I gotta hunt down zak and cut off his head and take the skin off his head and put it over mine and go over Vanessa's for dinner and then bang her like zak can't. I'll feel better then.
16. TS - December 21, 2007 12:28 PM
#2, Missy, the first step in correcting a problem is recognizing that the problem exists in the first place. And for the record, nobody thinks it's even one bit impressive, that's the paradox with the whole thing. You are now expected to never call "first" again. Especially when you're actually second. If you do you should just ostricize yourself from this site.
17. TS - December 21, 2007 12:29 PM
Hey FRIST!!! 2 things: 1) it's Friday. 2) I just gave notice at my job.
I am pretty sure that calls for doubling up on the Friday drinks. Whaddya say? TT? Jimbo?
18. p0nk - December 21, 2007 12:30 PM
now that she's legal, the only way she can create a sex scandal is to become a school teacher, - maybe a band instructor who seduces the entire horn section into an underage gangbang. Now that would be a scandal worthy of a Michael Moore documentary film.
19. Jewel - December 21, 2007 12:37 PM
This isn't even a news story. What the fuck.
20. Bongo Bongo - December 21, 2007 12:51 PM
That guy is fat. WHAT? It's a GIRL? Fooled me!
Damn her face is round.
21. Ript1&0 - December 21, 2007 12:54 PM
Fuck, I'm so hungover. Feeling mean. I heard the cure for hangovers is pot and shopping, so I better apply myself stat.
F you chick in this story! Ahh.. better. Telling people off also helps.
22. whatever - December 21, 2007 12:55 PM
Shaving the cat? WTF?
23. Dingles - December 21, 2007 12:56 PM
wow, Missystar = fail.
24. Kat - December 21, 2007 12:57 PM
Are all the stars taught to walk with their purses that way. It always looks so fake. I don't walk like that with my purse and I'm sure the regular person on this earth doesn't. So what's with the "I'm a supermodel poses"?
25. Gerald_Tarrant - December 21, 2007 12:59 PM
#23 - If you want to be treated like a supermodel, it all starts with how you carry your purse. The next step is doing a pile of blow with Pete Doucherty.
26. Gerald_Tarrant - December 21, 2007 1:03 PM
Grrr, Superfish strikes again. My comment was for Kat #24.
Looking at these pics again, god knows why, she reminds me of a poor (and gay {Zac if that wasn't clear}) mans Jessica Alba somewhat.
27. Missystar - December 21, 2007 1:20 PM
Learn how to spell, #16. And lighten up, everybody!
28. AssPonyTony - December 21, 2007 1:46 PM
Why doth no one comment on the HUGE FUCKIN' ELVIS CHOPS she be sportin'??
29. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 1:54 PM
TS, Really???? Why did you quit your job???
30. The White Urkle - December 21, 2007 2:05 PM
Is that Kato Kaylen with the camera in pic #5? Either way the guy looks like a total homo, just waiting to get his shit pushed in.
Speaking of that, I would love to push Vanessa's shit in. Even while she was giving to to Zac with a strap-on.
31. gotmilk? - December 21, 2007 2:09 PM
Kat, i agree. however and unfortunately, i see chicks everyday in nyc carrying their bags like that. it's fucking obnoxious - like it too much effort to carry it? like they can't be bothered and should have someone carrying it for them? and it's always an ugly designer purse. maybe they think it brings more attention to it (or the fact that they paid too much money for a sack of leather & fabric). who started doing that because i'd like to hunt them down?
32. lils - December 21, 2007 3:15 PM
She's not pregnant. I don't care.
33. john - December 21, 2007 3:15 PM
Judging from her beard, I think she wishes she had a razor also.
34. ffgfdfg - December 21, 2007 3:33 PM
her ears are pointy!! ewww
35. Googolygoo - December 21, 2007 4:49 PM
Jazz hands!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well played, Superfish.
36. Laiyaa - December 21, 2007 6:18 PM
those sunglasses are hott. bitches.
37. duna - December 21, 2007 8:42 PM
I heard this news earlier from another place. So it is not new. It seems that people always care her life. It is said so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com
38. Gay Man - December 21, 2007 9:49 PM
There is no way that Zac could ever get her pregnant because he is a Fag, and would never DO her at any price.
39. Michelle Depp - December 21, 2007 10:27 PM
I have never thought much of this girl, but I have to say that she looks very cute here!!
40. mere - December 22, 2007 12:52 AM
She looks rail thin here. Another victim of the skinny Hollywood bitch trend.
41. D. Richards (Scum.) - December 22, 2007 1:08 AM
Yeah. I was reading in OK! about Zac Efron. Apparently, everytime Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have sex, Zacharious can stay hard only for a few minutes. After he becomes soft, Zachs forces Vanessa to lay beside him while he furiously masturbates to the show 'Entourage'; namely that homosexual Adrian Grenier.
Right when tiny-Zach is about to come: he stands up quicky, falls to his back, puts his feet up on to the bed's head-board and proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face. Afterwards, Zach-faggot licks his fingers and offers to make Vanessa breakfast. Every single time.
42. Jeannette - December 22, 2007 9:23 AM
Wow,..This is very interesting and very hot
http://www.great.fx.to
43. rockabilly - December 22, 2007 9:25 AM
I think im slightly insane because i've been laughing at every comment in which someone has called Vanessa Hudgens hairy. The only evidence that I can find which may indiciate she is hairier than any other "celebrity" is that she has dark hair. And if by chance you people calling her hairy are blonde with blue eyes then frankly piss off and go hail-fucking-hitler.
44. Ted from LA - December 22, 2007 10:09 AM
#22, I am hoping it is a euphemism for shaving her pussy. That is what I pictured in my mind... and for the record, she is HOT (in my mind... Farrah Fawcett breasts... circa 1973). As for the girl in this picture, she would be a nice addition to the band ZZ Top.
45. holla@meh - December 22, 2007 10:28 AM
zac efron is gay.
doesn't anybody notice this!?
46. gerard Vandenberg - December 22, 2007 10:36 AM
This jogging-suit is omly made for one person. And that person has a huge ass. That person is called: KIM KARDASHIAN!!
Just sexy and horny-looking.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!
47. Pat - December 22, 2007 10:45 AM
"Why doth no one comment on the HUGE FUCKIN' ELVIS CHOPS she be sportin'??"
I know you're not supposed to defend celebrities on this site, but you know, Asian and Latino girls often have hair right there, or at least it's more obvious that they do because their hair is (generally again) so dark. It's not really a thing. She's (they're) still hot.
48. Ript1&0 - December 22, 2007 2:19 PM
I'm SO ready for that exception to be made now... How the hell am I supposed to get off if I can't imagine you sliding on a cock ring, throwing your legs over your shoulders and sucking your own dick? You can do that, huh DR. I bet you can.... How did you manage that? Lots of practice? Yoga? I bet you had a couple of vertebrae removed. Fuck, I want to hear about it... I need to fucking feel it.
I hate the weekends. And my own suppression. I came so freaking close to making this death metal kid my bitch yesterday. Not that I actually want that. Thank god he had to leave. Thank god he has lots of roommates crawling around. I was about to braid his long hair into pigtails and use them as handlebars.
I just may explode/burst into flames any moment now from arousal. Grrrrrr!!!
49. diddleysquat - December 22, 2007 2:57 PM
i see the "ridiculously large sunglasses" trend is still going strong...
50. CelebrityFanChat Raph - December 22, 2007 3:14 PM
She looks great
51. sam - December 22, 2007 3:29 PM
eww, ugg boots
52. NY Bride - December 22, 2007 7:28 PM
I so hate the huge sunglasses and giant bag thing - what's sexy about looking like a freaking praying mantis?
53. just dude - December 22, 2007 7:39 PM
This chick is pretty hot.
Though the outfit majorly sucks she is hot.
You people whining about her excess body or facial hair, which from the other pics ive seen ive seen is pretty normal, are either gay or have never gotten out of moms basement and touched a real woman.
You can keep all your lame fucking bleachers and stinky pussed natural blondes, Ill take the brunettes and reds.
54. L.Linus - December 22, 2007 7:43 PM
Don't listen to them Vanessa, that bush is very excellent. It makes you look like at woman!!!! Don't shave that bush!!!
55. kati - December 22, 2007 9:23 PM
i want to know what she did at the "gym" wearing ugg boots and huge sunglasses....and why she looks so good for having just left the gym after a workout. lame.
56. rongshu - December 22, 2007 9:55 PM
She is cute!She was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be
http://Richcupids.com
, millionairematch? wealthymen? They are the hottest millionaire sites nowadays as I know.
57. jason - December 22, 2007 10:20 PM
shes fkn hot ppl!! r all of u blind!!
#55 she isnt leaving the gym the "SUPERFISH" have fucked up and made up some bs story bout her.
u should be ashemed superfish =(
58. Jill - December 22, 2007 11:02 PM
Any of you ladies know what kind of purse she's carrying?
59. TrySuzanne.com - December 23, 2007 12:04 AM
Vanessa you go girl!
60. jason - December 23, 2007 2:38 AM
so sexy
61. jason - December 23, 2007 2:38 AM
so sexy
62. jason - December 23, 2007 2:38 AM
so sexy
63. jason - December 23, 2007 2:38 AM
so sexy
64. jason - December 23, 2007 2:40 AM
so sexy
65. jason - December 23, 2007 2:40 AM
so sexy
66. charle - December 23, 2007 2:41 AM
she is beautiful. last time i signed in www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her good... you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....and they are picky, but they still like her.
67. flavio - December 23, 2007 5:08 AM
Man... I´d love to rape this little whore, and for real... Id screw her ass, she´d need assistance to stand up again.
68. mr anonymous - December 23, 2007 6:53 AM
this is lame... who cares about her... she is a nobody! Find something more interesting to write about... like the fact Lindsay Lohan has another myspace...
69. mr anonymous - December 23, 2007 6:53 AM
this is lame... who cares about her... she is a nobody! Find something more interesting to write about... like the fact Lindsay Lohan has another myspace...
70. fee - December 23, 2007 7:29 AM
i'm a girl. i'm harrier than her. :(
71. Roflcer of the Lawl - December 23, 2007 10:10 AM
I dicked her with my dick.
72. emmyem - December 23, 2007 10:15 AM
JAZZ HANDS! OHHHHHHH, I can't help it! That term makes me crack up, every time.
And people, Mr. Superficial is "implying" that ZAC IS GAY. Which he is. I DO love the JAZZ HANDS ending. You're funny, and I mean it. Oh, SNAP! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
73. emmyem - December 23, 2007 10:29 AM
Jill, that's a CHLOE bag I do believe, resembles the Fendi "Spyy" bag but way bigger and not chock full 'o logos. And someone needs to tell FLAVIO that he's a sick perv. But he knows that.
And no one, EVER say, "You go girl", unless you DO reside in the eighties, YOU ARE kidding, or you're a big fag.
JAZZ HANDS! Superfish, you kill me. If I thought Christmas meant anything to you, I would wish you a happy one...but I will anyway........funny stuff......................
74. Guest - December 23, 2007 1:56 PM
Why is she fmous??
SHE CAN'T SING
SHE CAN'T ACT
75. WOWWW - December 23, 2007 2:08 PM
wow...
she's good looking but she can't act.. she can sing though... and # 67...
ur a disgusting pig and a perv... ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months.... love the bag though
76. WOWWW - December 23, 2007 2:08 PM
wow...
she's good looking but she can't act.. she can sing though... and # 67...
ur a disgusting pig and a perv... ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months.... love the bag though
77. WOWWW - December 23, 2007 2:09 PM
wow...
she's good looking but she can't act.. she can sing though... and # 67...
ur a disgusting pig and a perv... ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months.... love the bag though
78. Da Man - December 23, 2007 3:02 PM
Yum Vanessa is smoking in a velour tracksuit, all the easier to tear off and spank that ass.
PS: Vanessa it's time to step up to this!
79. jrzmommy - December 23, 2007 4:02 PM
Vanessa Whatshername knows Zac Efron is gay,right?...........Right?
80. CJ - December 23, 2007 4:24 PM
Hahahahaaa...I get such a kick out of reading pre-pubescent rants (#67) about what they would do if only they weren't covered in pimples and lacked any skill required to bring a *fantastic* fantasy to life (solo-sex is not a skill!!)! This should be a lesson to all those who think every thing they read in so-called 'men's magazines' is the real deal. Hahaaaaa.....
81. Vega - December 23, 2007 4:27 PM
Nice Sideburns!!!
82. idk - December 23, 2007 5:28 PM
does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?
83. chelsey - December 23, 2007 6:37 PM
oh my gosh why in the world do you want a baby that i heard makes you fat and and fyi you my child are NOT FAT and you never want to be trust me not that i have had a baby i've seen them and it isn't pretty just adopt please don't turn that little hot body to a faty
84. Unklejoe - December 23, 2007 6:43 PM
Id lick her butthoe!
85. Buttnakedvanessa - December 23, 2007 7:40 PM
Her nipples are pink
86. rebecca - December 23, 2007 8:49 PM
that line line slays me.
87. lady - December 23, 2007 9:33 PM
is the fish off 4 christmas?? :((
happy last days of 07 everybody!! xxx
88. vnessa - December 23, 2007 9:51 PM
hmm i like her bag...anyone know what brand it is??
89. Abi - December 23, 2007 11:24 PM
Nice butt chin, Disney bitch. Do you need a razor to take care of those 'burns?
90. zoe456789 - December 24, 2007 12:07 AM
Vanessa Hudgens 's bag is pretty, i like it. do u have aome special opinion on decoration? we can share our view on my blog http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com.
91. D. Richards (Lover.) - December 24, 2007 12:59 AM
Fuck I just wanna break shit apart like an ape. Goddamn I hate myself.
Ript? I may do a lot of fucking nasty shit, but I don't think I could come on my own face while somebody else watches. I mean alone maybe. Not while somebody checks me out. I'd feel to embarrassed; and I like embarrassment. But that's too strange.
And what do you say to your significant after you just finished coming on your own face? As the ejaculate is drying on your brow, what do you say? 'You wanna watch a little TV? Hey, baby, would you hand me a wash-rag? Snowball?' Too close for my taste. I'd be more than obliged to paint your face though! Wash, my dear. Exfoliate. Do you squirt? You could squirt all over me. Even if it's piss. I don't care.
Blow-me please? Real me don't say 'please'. You think John Wayne ever said please? Fuck no. He'd come inside of you then walk away. Like a man. And then he died of cancer. Like a fucking man. Cigarettes didn't beat John Wayne. He let cancer win. Like a man.
92. RAT - December 24, 2007 1:40 AM
She is so cute!!
I'd love for her to stomp on my balls!
Then sit on my face for like ...a day or so!
Or longer!
93. alice - December 24, 2007 1:43 AM
that is a miu miu bag, not chloe, and doesn't resemble a spy bag at all. if anything, maybe a balenciaga with the shoulder strap.
94. josselin - December 24, 2007 2:27 AM
i love her, hi ,guys ,do you have any plan for christmas? join us
95. Doogie - December 24, 2007 3:44 AM
I guess the next step for her is to either contract an HIV or become a prostitute--or both.
96. Biracial and proud - December 24, 2007 9:39 AM
this bitch is over rated, she is nothing more than a common filipina whore.
97. fizz - December 24, 2007 12:29 PM
her sideburns remind me of her bush. yum!
98. Rednosed - December 24, 2007 10:01 PM
Elvis would be proud of those lamb chops. Goony goo goo Sasquatch!
99. Lady - December 24, 2007 11:27 PM
she is so beautiful. every time i signed in "RichLoving.com" and there were alwaysmany men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site
100. kirsten dunst - December 25, 2007 7:00 PM
93. not even a balenciaga at all, i own one.
101. kirsten dunst - December 25, 2007 7:02 PM
oh and i love how this girl hasnt said anything even remotely like that but this jackass website dude thinks we dont have enough to gossip about these people already, no not at all, feed us more dude.
102. Killa - December 26, 2007 11:21 AM
$67 is a dickhead. No doubt, someone had their way with you in prison.
103. Abi - December 26, 2007 9:11 PM
If you type in "Vanessa Hudgens naked photos" on Google you will see a close up of her crotch, it reminds me of a mexican crab-infested forest
104. rockabilly - December 27, 2007 3:49 AM
Abi. I assume you are girl...a very fucked up girl. Why would you even be googling naked pictures of a teenager. You dirty lesbian piece of shit. You have some mighty fucked up fantasy's. You actually bring shame to the female part of the human race. No wonder females are so inferior to males. Go fuck some other lesbian shit. Argh...you fucking piss me off...
105. rockabilly - December 27, 2007 3:52 AM
I also apologize sincerlely for pissing on your parade #67 but shes not filipina you racist wanker.
106. Barbie - December 28, 2007 4:47 AM
Omg...the girl even looks amazing in sweats! SOOO jealous...
107. Abi - December 29, 2007 7:20 PM
Hey, I apologize if I'm her exact age and want to compare what we look like naked. It doesn't mean I'm a dirty lesbian crackwhore, it means I've got bigger tits and a better ass than she does. And my crotch doesn't look like a scary Frodo hobbit hole
108. ARIEL - January 27, 2008 10:19 AM
LLAMAME TE CON VIENE 8297293838
109. Cheska - May 7, 2008 3:12 AM
She can't take care of her baby because she has many photo shoots and movies. Besides, she's a lying bitch!!! Zac Efron won't make a good father, either.
110. Bobby - June 24, 2008 6:38 PM
Yeah, she should go on Baby Borrowers to learn what it really takes to be a parent!!