Dec 20 2007Terrell Owens wants to punt Jessica Simpson (God, I hate sports)

First and romos a homo

The Eagles caused romo to lose, Why give that worthless tramp credit?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.... the Cowboys.

Anyway, the Lakota Nation has declared their independence. Jessica may want to move on and date a bigger story.

TO is a big mouth punk. This is the beginning of the end for the Cowboys "dynasty".

Jessica is a cute babe...She was said to have a personal account on a millionaire&celebs online service "MEETRICH.COM" with her hot pictures and blogs there. Quite a few fans and hot guys are found in her circle there.

What's Brodie Croyle's excuse? I guess Romo has at least has someone to blame.

I think he made a mistake and thought one of those Big ass tits was a football

Hey Jessica, I heard that Reggie Bush wants to play with your balls. Look into that before this weekend, 'mkay? Love, Philadelphia.

I just love all the cowboy haters. You guys are tards. Im a Dallas fan and have been since I was a kid. Im proud of our boys and that hwole Romo is a homo scomment is so old. Get some new material. Yall are just jealous the women u beat off to are obsessed with him hahahahahah. See yall at the superbowl

the cowboys have a current dynasty?

Queers, hags, tramps, trannies, and freaks: The Cowboys lost because they failed to play well in that game. The Eagles played better. How many other players had their girlfriends/wives in the stands? To blame it on her is so stupid. T.O. is the mouth of the South, and North, and west, and east. TO has beena thorn in the sdie of every organization he has been associated with.

Queers, hags, tramps, trannies, and freaks: The Cowboys lost because they failed to play well in that game. The Eagles played better. How many other players had their girlfriends/wives in the stands? To blame it on her is so stupid. T.O. is the mouth of the South, and North, and west, and east. TO has beena thorn in the side of every organization he has been associated with.

I know a way she could make herself more popular in the locker room!

Only Cowboy fans and idiot sports commentators call this year the beginning of a "dynasty". Romo is overrated. He's above average but not the superman with a gold dick that the'Boys fans keep trying to blow.

Terrell Owens is a cancer on any team he is on. He is nothing more than a loud mouthed bitch and he needs to take a good Roy Williams horse collar tackle.

Morning.

God, I hate sports too, Fish. And video games. I've always said that whomever I date will have to pick one, and never ever talk to me about it.

If they are into both, they're out. If they are into neither and still hetero, I've found my rare breed and am feeling kinda nesty.

That's only happened like....... ok, never.

This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Have some personal responsibility! Yeah right, some chick way up in the stands cause the whole team to lose the game. Who is gonna TKO TO so that I don't have to hear him blame everyone except himself anymore?

If ever there was a post that called for the ghost of Vince Lombardi it's this one. Someone get a Ouija board. Coach, where are you?

TO is an idiot, having a hot girlfriend like that can only improve his game and motivate him to be better!

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GOSSIP IS EVIL.

YOU ARE DOING EVIL.

INSTEAD OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS' PROBLEMS,

WORRY ABOUT YOUR OWN 'PERFECT' LIFE.

YOU ARE JUST AS BAD - JUST WITHOUT THE MONEY AND FAME.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Jessica Simpson is bad juju period.

Her incompetence and lack of talent rubs off on anyone she is close to.

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I missed the game. Anyone have video of her showing her jersey off. Love the way she bounces ( * )( * )

I missed the game. Anyone have video of her showing her jersey off. Love the way she bounces ( * )( * )

i hate her so much it is ridiculous. her last cd bombed and every movie she has worked on besides the dukes of hazzard had bombed. the dumb as rocks act was cute for a while, but it got old. i saw kelly pickler on the jay leno show playing off the dumb cute jessica simpson act. why do females be-little themselves like that. being dumb is not cute.

I hate the Cowboys, but I also respect the team they have this year. Romo's a good quarterback who made some simple mistakes in the last game. The biggest of which was NOT grabbing the ref's microphone and announcing that he had sexy time with Jessica Simpson and then sharing the video on the Jumbo-tron. Oh, and fuck TO.

Hey # 9, (theres some irony)
Romos a Homo, hope he can hold onto a snap in this years playoffs, Boo-Hoo the ball was slick, Bill Parcells is mean to me. boo-hoo im going to cry on the field boo-hoo. Cowboys sucks if they get to the super bowl the patriots will murder them like Oj did to that nice white woman.

@25 You must be a pussy Washington Redskins fan.

PS = Nice Chili Peppers reference. Is it one?

That reminds me, did you hear Jamie Lynn is asking for help in naming her baby? The names some of us could come up with....

This is not a subtle hint, in case you didn't get that.

Nice to know Pa Simpson got season tickets and all he had to pay was Jess's va-jay-jay.

And, oh yeah, Romo is a Tom Brady wannabe, except he will choke again in the playoffs.

pink jerseys are gay. if you're going to be a fan, wear the real jersey, not some pussified version of one. she probably just picked that shirt up in the pro shop right before the game & threw it on over her other clothes.

i doubt this dumb ass is an actual football fan. the rules are far too complex for her to comprehend.

18, except that isn't the case here. jessica is nearly a man so Dave is right in his assessment.

I don't get all the hype about Romo. He's not that impressive.

She's one of the many bimbos that inundate Texas Stadium. Let us guys have one afternoon to ourselves. Maybe there's a nice movie on Lifetime or something......

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i hate sports too,...but this website was too funny. can you imagine if a team did this?

http://www.ruinromo.com/

hot chicks only make you play betterer..
any idiot teammate that comments to the contrary is simply jealous or hates you..

This post is proof positive that the Fish comment writer is not, in fact, a dude but is a woman posing as a dude.
The hating sports thing was the final giveaway.

i'd hit it.

TO is an idiot. If he could not catch footballs he would be at a sentencing hearing standing between Tyrone and Latrell also caught while holding up 7-11s.

Jessica Simpson is smart enough to play dumb in ways that make men forgive her and feel smarter than we are (or you are--I am that smart). I am prepared to be her tutor and erotic masseuse if the right offer comes along (so far she has rejected all mine--I need to come up with more cash).

Cowboys fans are front-running douchebags who hide when the team is down and crow when they win. The 'Boys are currently in full fade mode and that pleases me. It saddens me to see Jessica among them, being boinked by a Tom-Brady wannabe.

Good Lord, where to begin. I HATE ALL THE SIMPSONS. I especially hate Jessica. I think it started when I saw her try to sing on The Today Show, and she literally choked. Her backup singers were these 3 fabulous soul singers, that probably cried all the way home, asking God, "Why do I have this talent, yet have to stand behind the likes of Jessica Simpson, who can't sing a lick". I am sure Matt Lauer was laughing out loud during her performance. This is when I realized that America will accept anything, so long as a pair of 38c's accompany it. Her appearance at the Texas Stadium was more about her own publicity than her "support" for Romo. She could have watched that game anywhere, but there she was. I always used football to escape from the bullshit tabloids we have to endure. Yet the infiltration of the Simpsons in the NFL has begun. God Help Us All.

LOL @ #13 Kirsten *<{}:o{|}}
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"13. kirsten - December 20, 2007 10:06 AM
I know a way she could make herself more popular in the locker room!"
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here you can see jesssica's reaction.

http://acast.myminicity.com/tra

She looks quite hot here

(except for the crack-whore scabs around her mouth, that is)

Id eat Jessicas puzzy!

TO is a selfish prick. Everything's been fine 'n' dandy for the 'Boys so far this year, but all it takes is one brief fall from grace for TO's egomania to resurface.

Enjoy it while you can, Cowboys fans. The moment your boys stumble, TO will be the first one to point fingers. He'll gladly sacrifice any team and anyone that gets in the way of his ego.

I think a hot white blond in the stands was more of a distraction to Terrell. They love the white women.

C'mon people, he was joking and laughing when he said it. Anything you people can do or say to blame TO is unbelievable to me. Obviously, the rednecks are still upset he did that commercial with Nicolette Sheridan. But to keep quoting him out of context when he was laughing, and to get "upset" with him is almost silly. Typical, but silly!

"I think a hot white blond in the stands was more of a distraction to Terrell. They love the white women."

And the white women love them. Face it Archie Bunker, your side is losing!

I will never understand the mystical draw of sports. When I see guys chasing a little ball, with all the intensity in the world, I can't help but think that human beings are incredibly weak-minded. I hate sports. I hate football. I hate baseball. I really hate basketball. But athletes are so focused! Sure.

Athletes? You're not doing the world some gigantic favor by playing 'ball'. Sports are pointless just like your life. You are over-paid children that actually have no skills. Sports were your only way out of the ghetto. Just die.

Umm...D.Richards. There are those who might say the same about you in regards to movie and TV stars. Seriously, who cares what Paris said or who Alba is dating or the latest antics of Lohan?

To each their own. If you don't like sports, fine, but don't bash people the play or enjoy them as "incredibly weak minded" when I'm willing to bet you rush for the lastest issue of "US Weekly."

"--And the white women love them. Face it Archie Bunker, your side is losing!--"

Yeah, negroes are such winners.. Carjacking, Aids, crime, rape, murder, and handouts from your Master.

Well T.O. is such a big team player and totally down to earth, not the sort to be obnoxious about someone who had a bad game and happens to be dating a famous blonde with a good rack. WTF.

I remember back in the day you were the man to slap her around the face with your cock then run around the room ejactulating wildly screaming "I'M T.O. BITCH! DON'T NEED NO MUTHA FUCKING TEAM!"

But now T.O. oh he the big team player

TO should shut his mouth. What he said is demoralizing to the team.
If Romo's heads not in the game it's his fault not Jessica Simpson's.

You should admit that she's HOT. I found her lesbian profile on http://femmate.com. I am not sure who uploaded it there, or just did it herself. But girls on the site are crazy about her. LOL

#47? Please don't make yourself look stupid, okay? Now go and put your money down. The negroes are playing. Cripple.

#48

That's why they're the true winners - even with all the things in your list, your white women still love them. They'd rather be a black man's whore and possibly killed later than be your beloved wife.

Oh no 'yugh ditn't'! "US weekly"? Please. I'm more in to making my news up. I like reading about statistics, then making judgement. I'm a lot like George-W.

Seriously. I like people magazine! The people are just smiling! Happy. Not like me. That's why I'm taking acting classes. I even enrolled in a dance class. Though I'm not enjoying dance much because there's this black girl who tries to out-dance everybody. And she answers questions out of turn too which is horrible. Once 'Sherrief' (black girl) told me that I was wrong, when I clearly was right. It was so upsetting. But what can you say, right? Don't wanna be some racist. Agh. Yeah.

Come on people. The article quoting TO clearly says he is being "playful". As in, messing around.

Someone brought up that Romo's previous worst game was when then-girlfriend Carrie Underwood was in the audience, but it was also against the Eagles. Maybe its just that team that makes him mess up? Isn't that possible??

Anyway, TO is a loser, but whatever. I don't even care about the Cowboys one way or another... except I'm not a huge fan of anything in Texas, especially the SA Spurs. Fuck em all.

#26 I was thinking the same thing lmao. Ty Ty I loved your comment to that moron

She is really terrible. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.

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Maintaining homeostasis (the catabolic aspect requires noisily shitting your guts out dear) fucking, blowing noses, picking our the hard parts, bleeding vaginas, excercising our skeletomuscular systems, etc., are all physical exertions keeping us alive. Some of us (haha obviously not yourself) are more endowed and early on excell at sports. Why, a person may recieve a free college education for doing so. Or become very rich.
Noone really cares that a caustic, unlaid (I for one would love to see your ugly face and I know you must be really unattractive because you are so full of hate, I wonder what happened in your formative years that rotted your soul) doesn't like anything.
Mother dearest, perhaps a longer vibrator is on order? One with lots of bumps (like your brother's had) and maybe a slight short in it because I think you must have scabs and scarring from a chronic venereal infection.
I love you Mommy. Hate on!!!! :o-8 -8 -8

dallass sucks.

Yes, #59 (Dick). Too bad for me my parents didn't push those beautifully designed christian morals down my pre-adolescent throat. Goddamn it! I wanted to play football circle-jerk. I wanted to pat-the other boys' asses. Damn.

I like the other clone better. You don't have a sense-of humor, Dick. You, are, like so smart though! You got it goin' on, sweety!

The world will crash on Tony Homo soon. Is it me or does anyone see Jessica as the next poster girl for Jenny Craig

Jessica, I hope you, your Daisy Dukes and your Texas hillbilly have many toothless children together. I wish you the best this holiday season and may you have as many offspring as Britney and her sister.