Dec 28 2007Teri Seymour wears a bikini, could use a good meal or ten

First!

SKELATOR!

I wonder if she had a Simon's face painted inside her toilet bowl, so she can feel better when she barfs on it?

Someone needs to attack his chest with a weedwhacker.

Teri and Simon: bravely waging war against muscle tone.

What? She looks good! I mean there is some backside to her ass...hips...just needs a boob job and she'd be banging

She's not that skinny... look at the walking away shot. Great butt.

Looks like she's either been getting bad lipo or she cranked out a kid. Isn't that a scar running down her tummy.

Bony wretch, completely bland. Her ass is a 5 out of 10 and confused at being attached to this too skinny bitch. Why is she a bitch? It comes from being injected with Simon Cowell. You'd think she could hide a mini-fridge in that rat's nest of hair so she could down a sandwich once in a while.

Ugh, she looks like a banana.

She's not too thin at all! I think she looks great.

And Cowell is a big, dough-faced, ugly ass munch. Fuck him. He doesn't deserve anything that hot.

She is NOT too skinny. What are you talking about? She looks good.

Are you kidding? That's MONEY$$$

I'm glad he explained to me who the fuck she is or I would have not cared about this at all..

She doesn't look THAT skinny. I think she has a good body, and I am the first to call out anorexics. No, that would be my mom, but she's a little rexors herself.

wow, shes FINE! if anything i would think it would be SIMON you would call out on this one, look at that hairy beast!
if she had bigger boobs you wouldnt be saying she's skinny, and for the record, her boobs are fine.
but i'm thinking her sternum could have a few less boney bumps stickin out

you're crazy, she looks good. nothin' wrong with that body

What the hell are you talking about?! Her body is a normal size. You are just use to looking at fatties!

YOU NUTS !!!!

THAT is a Perfect Body !!!

To Jennifer Love Hewitt, Thats what a Body Should Look Like......

Great Job Teri ... Big Respects..

She looks like the weirdo from the Simpsons...sideshow Bob or whatever

I'm with you dude: this chick is too skinny.

However, did you not just post her as the bikini shot for us to look at all weekend? So we can all gawk at her frame for days? Please tell me not...

Sidenote = Look at Simon's manly chesty bear hair!! I wanna bury my face in that!!

It's good that she's skinny now because we all know that if she ever eats that dessert that makes women gain the most weight (i.e., wedding cake), she'll be a fatty in no time.

love to bang her butt! lol

Simon Cowell dates females? That's hilarious. You're such a joker.

There is no perfection people. Woman's body is either too fat or too thin. At least, that seems to be the logic of this site's writer.

Get off! Teri looks great! Beautiful girl. She doesn't need a boob job either. The girl doesn't have to look like a cow to be beautiful. I must say, SImon is looking very nice as well. Sexy man... very sexy.

She's like Thandie Newton; gross and skeletal. Only nice thing on her is her hair.

YOu can see her entire ribcage. How is that healthy? If she was a dog, someone would bo going to jail for underfeeding it.

In the 5th picture, where she's bending over...did her boob fall out of her bikini? Check it out, that's surely not fat on her body that 's coming over the top...

Heathens: stop judging people on their appearance. to do so is superficial or something. the one woman who is not obese in america and you all get on her for being too thin. this is how God intended women to look, not engorged by value meals and cosmopolitans.

she has one of the ugliest butts i've seen here... even JLH's ass is nicer than this chick's... at least JLH's ass has some roundness to it. this girl's body has no redeeming qualities other than organ donation

she isnt too thin i dont think
i think she jus doesnt have boobs...
if she was any bigger than u would be makin fun of that
so get over it

She does not look healthy at all. A classic sign of an eating disorder is when the top of your arm and the bottom of your arm are the same size, it signals malnourishment. Just look at Posh Spice and you also see that.

this chick's body is amazing. perfect on top, bottom, front and back. simon on the other hand...

I really don't get Fish sometimes. How is this chick any more emanciated than Alessandra et al?

now i remember! she looks like one of those walking corpses from Quake!

That's true. Maybe the author is getting beaten up by people for always saying skinny women are hot.

I also think she has a really good body. Fuck the fatties

good God she has an unattractive ass. EWWW

kitty_kat - December 28, 2007 4:41 PM

I really don't get Fish sometimes. How is this chick any more *emanciated* than Alessandra et al?
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I'm sure she's just as free as any other celebrity.

First off - she's hot (nice boobs, good but, some arm muscle), and you're a retard for thinking otherwise.

Secondly - WTF is with Cowell? His head is HUGE, and his right forearm is way bigger/thicker/longer than his left. LOOK AT IT! It's bizarre.

The headline on this article should read: Teri Seymour wears a bikini and would be a good meal. She makes me want to eat that other white meat.

First off - she's hot 9nice boobs, good but, some arm muscle0, and you're a retard for thinking otherwise.

Secondly - WTF is with Cowell? His head is HUGE, and his right forearm is way bigger/thicker/longer than his left. LOOK AT IT! It's bizarre.

It's called being in shape and just because it's not the norm here in the US doesn't mean it's out of the ordinary. If you're reading this right now and disagree, remember this... it's your own fault that you're fat. I CAN'T STAND YOU FAT, LAZY FUCKS!

@40- I don't follow you...

Sigh... you guys don't know what a human is meant to look like... too thin.. waaay too thin

Teri stays so thin because all she gets to eat is the hair on simon's chest. If Chuck Norris ever wants top change his hair color to black. He could get the hair for his toupee off of crowell's chest.

@40- Oh! I see! I accidentally said EMANCIATED instead of EMACIATED. Of course I wasn't actually referring to freedom because that would be EMANCIPATION, wouldn't it? Typo. Big friggin' whoop.

She looks like an "Ethopian" and a skeleton and needs "a good meal or ten" but Jessica Alba looks perfect and Eva Longoria looks hot? Both those women are a lot thinner than this chick.

She has the weirdest belly :S

I think she's pretty f'n hot... haters!

She isn't too thin? you can see the ribs in her back!! that is disgusting, though it's weird you cant see ribs on the front.
Still wouldn't tap that.

What is the water bottle doing in that pic?

Emaciated, emancipated, tomato, tomato.. (Ok, that only works if you pronounce the second tomato like this "to-mah-to")

I like the tan lines. Reminds me of the Playboy Centerfolds of the 1970's ... you know, before they were all blond clones with ridiculously large tits.

What the fuck. She is in NO WAY, shape or form "too thin". This is some bull. I bet if you added two cup sizes to her rack, then suddenly she'd have "the perfect body". Psssh. She looks lean, slender, and DAMN GOOD.

For the record, I don't think she's "too" thin either. Remember old pics of Nicole Ritchie jogging on a beach? That's too thin, hey did she ever have that baby yet? Where's she at? She's soooo boring now. God, where's Britney? Is she boinking another random photographer as we speak? I miss the old Lohan, you know, where she's passing out in hotel hallways ouside some dude's room, I'm bored.

I am bored too. Nothing will beat the day I logged on to the Superficial to see bald Britney going ape shit on a photogs car with an umbrella. Those were the days...

Oh HELL yeah!!!

Ok, that's it, it took like 20 seconds for my comment to post. I know that doesn't seem like a long time if say, you were at a stop light, or waiting in line at the checkout, but WTC!!!!!!!! Didn't used to be like this, man..

I'm no fan of skinny babes but she looks fine to me. All the stuff's there, with no inappropriate or unattractive poking out, say I.

@33 Whatever...you can't diagnose an eating disorder based on someone's arm proportions. My sister has had stick arms her whole life...she can slide a bracelet that I can't get past my forearm all the way to her upper arm, and she is not anorexic. I'm am so tired of people accusing people of being anorexic, or fat. Everybody is different. Get over it.

@43. The disparity of Simon's forearms implies that he's a right-handed chronic masturbator!

I see Mr. Superfish is a chubby chaser. She's really not that skinny. I don't see what the big deal is.

And @33:

Another sign of having thin arms is that you have a REALLY FAST METABOLISM. Obviously you don't or you'd understand that fact. Sorry to burst your candy-coated fantasy but not everyone who is slender is anorexic or living at the gym 24 hours a day.

Where are you on this one, DR?? Say something man! I need to come!

Ript, maybe he is still busy on the Misha post..

Oh, I added you.

Actually, this chick isn't bad looking (now Tara Reid...THAT'S anorexic looking). She's got some flesh on her. Her problem is that her ass is FLAT. Nice hips, but flat ass...

Too thin...no, too fat...no, good butt/ugly butt...and it's not like anyone posting has a shot in he11 of getting with anything ever offered, so why all the knit-picking? She, like every other female offered, is out of everyone's league...go find your own skanks and be happy to have anyone.

Thanks for the add, FRIST. I think we just officially made this totally weird....

I don't actually ummm.. threaten small children in real life and stuff, just so you know.

Okaaay maybe just on Sundays in the park, but that's just flashing. Very non-threatening.

Best comment on the page: #6

She's not THAT skinny..she's lean.

@30

check out the site's name...superficial, is it not? what are you bawling about?

WOW she's got one tight body. Her chest area does appear a bit too lean but the rest (esp her legs) look fantastic.

So not only does Simon not know music or Italian (Il Divo, I rest my case), but he likes his women anorexic. Who appointed him judge of American taste? It's "I Divi", dummy, and their repetoire is shit, not to mention incomprehensible!

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

she looks good! 90% of the comment authors must be fat

WELL, she could definitely a good meal and a NECK-EMBRACE. Because those heavy sunglasses is almost breaking her NECK!!

She looks FINE. Usually I agree with Fish, but being a "beard" for Simon CAN be stressful, but she's NOT too thin. Good LORD the fat people (who completely outnumber the thin ones), lose some weight.
I'm 5 feet four and a half inches and I weigh 115 pounds. And I am not "too thin".
Trust me...........and I have a better butt and better boobs, and they are MINE ALL MINE! Not store bought! Now Fish..........come on........................

My judge of skeleton vs. normal is how clearly I can see a woman's ribs. This woman has ribs that are barely visible, with the outline of the rib cage itself is almost invisible.

She's not skeletor. She's at a good weight. The skeletons are the ones who have well-defined rib cages & every damn rib is visible (Nicole Ritchie - ewwww).

Given her body type I think she'd just look fat if she got heavier. She doesn't have broad hips or chest, she'd just end up with thunder thighs. That's never a good look.

Except for the ass being a little dumpy, I'd say she looks pretty damn good! Gotta tone up that shovel butt though.

She is so charming. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com

perhaps i'm crazy but i find Simon hot..!!!

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

You people that think that's what constitutes a "nice ass" are sick in the head. Having a toned body is nice but having an old man's flat, droopy ass is disgusting. When a woman's ass gets like that, believe me, it means she's barely eating.

Not too skinny, but very plain to look at.

she is fantastic.I begin to understand why so many people at http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com discuss her and share her videos all the day.

um... it's the light that's making her look so skinny. look at her waist. some of the side is almost totally whited out by the sunlight but it is there - otherwise her stomach wouldn't be reaching the string of her bikini bottoms which would mean she was... i dunno... a really badly drawn picture or something. she's not too skinny, she's perfect. if she was too thin, her thighs would be emaciated looking and so would her arms

Clearly not of American origin. This girl does not eat Big Macs.
She looks great. As for breasts, damn good. Natural is best.

OMG... how did nobody comment on her happy trail hair yet??? Sweet jesus, bleach that shit, woman.

OMG...I had to flip over to the pics of Mena Suvari in a bikini really quick before the sight of Seymore made me puke all over my keyboard.

This chick has no meat on her bones!

perfect fagure. GOD created men and womem so that the world become perfect! just want to the half of yours , just do it .follow me . I hope you can find your true love

I can't decide if she's hot or hideous. That's never good.

You celebutard blogs pretty much split your time calling people either too fat or too skinny. But mostly too fat.

wow, on that terri chick. is that a trail to heaven i see? otherwise she's not bad

She looks good! A little more toning in the gluts maybe, but she looks good.

i think she looks good.
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Come on guys!!!
she is totally HOT!!!
she is not too skinny & her body looks PERFECT!!!

She has a nice ass, a good handfull. Just what I Like!!!

hot, she is also very popular on www.interracialloving.com people discuss her secrets there.

To 64:
If you actually read my post, and are somewhat literate, you would realize that I did not say 'skinny arm's are a sign of an eating disorder.' I actually said that when your arms are the same width at the top as at the bottom, that is a sign of malnourishment. I am actually a nurse who has studied nutrition, so I might know a little bit more about the issue than you. Look at photos of starving children, you will see the same effect.

To 64:
If you actually read my post, and are somewhat literate, you would realize that I did not say 'skinny arm's are a sign of an eating disorder.' I actually said that when your arms are the same width at the top as at the bottom, that is a sign of malnourishment. I am actually a nurse who has studied nutrition, so I might know a little bit more about the issue than you. Look at photos of starving children, you will see the same effect.

Isn't this the funniest thing in the world. She's black and he's white and there's no white racist remarks. If she was white and he was black, the racist remarks would be every other blog, WOW!!!

What is up with her ribcage? She has no breasts but you can see the front of her ribs and sucked out clavicle in photo 3. Definitely underweight.

I would totally bang her.

He's holding in that gut of his...

She's not SUPER skinny. Prob just how she is. Some like em petite. Sorry to all the wonderous bigger women out there...Remeber, it takes all kinds. I like em all.

she's not that skinny!! she looks healthy!!! she looks nice. i love her hair

Jesus christ she's a fucking skeleton.... Someone feed her. :\

I think the real issue is her ass. It's super old lady ass.

That's a nipple in picture 5. Underneath her arm, above her bikini. I thought it was a fat roll until I realized that: she A) has no fat, and B) the fat roll is pink at the end.

As such I think that this post should be titled NSFW immediately, in case someone else is scrutinizing it as closely as I was in the hopes of furiously masturbating to the thought of Simon Cowell crying while he watches me bone his girlfriend. Because someone needs to think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!!

44, actually "in shape" means that you work out. i see no muscle tone here. it's like a mischa barton body, skinny but flabby at the same time.

She looks like a skanky banana.

What the fuck is going on with that nose of hers? Oink Oink.

She's black?

GREAT body imho !

I was going to let this go, but three strikes and you're out.

A woman who is about to get married is called a FIANCEE.

I"M LASTTT!!!!!!!!!!! yayy

since when does thesuperficial call girls out for being too skinny, weak

since when does thesuperficial call girls out for being too skinny, weak

She isn't skinny at all. No hip bones, shapely legs, she has an ass and it may be fat if there was more of it. You guys are commenting that she looks skiiny only because she doesn't have any boobs. try looking again, and this time look at everything, not just her chest !

Man it’s an anorexic love-fest in here. What’s wrong with you people, how can you find a visible rid cage attractive?

I know the point of this site is to make fun of people, and most of the time it's awesome and makes me LMAO, but I'm getting sick of seeing perfectly healthy people being called too fat or too thin. She looks great, in my opinion.

woow she looks great ! cmon! http://www.awesome.mactanque.com

I'd like to "seymour" of her butt

Dude-whatever-she's freaking hot!

Teri should come see me when she's tired of that homo. I know a bigger homo.

127. Elk - 6:30 PM
Man it’s an anorexic love-fest in here. What’s wrong with you people, how can you find a visible rid cage attractive?
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EXACTLY! The first thing I noticed was her RIB CAGE BONES!
Seriously, If you can see a person's chest bones, they are too damn skinny.

She could use a sandwich...4 sho!

She is pretty. I got a brother who said he saw you on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called seekamillionaire.com . Is that you?

Wow, she's more than hot. But I just hope she's a real lesbian.

Fish you're so wrong! She actually has a PERFECT body, it's amazing.
I always wondered what the deal was with Simon because he seems like the type pf pompous asshole that would date someone like Denise Richards or Pamela Anderson-Lee-Rock-Soloman/whoever-(whocares).
But she's hot in a not too obvious way-I'd sleep with her and I'm not gay! ("I was for about 15 minutes, in college..."

@ #116

that is NOT a nipple you fool. that is a bit of her hair. her boob would have to be grotesquely like that abominable Tara creature to make that be her nipple instead of her hair.

If she worked on that ass, she would look damn near perfect. Naturally skinny women rarely workout, so they wind up with ass cheeks that sit on the back of their thighs, like hers. It's all about the muscle.

If you can hold a pencil under your butt cheek, you might want to do some "squeezes"!
(yeah, I have a cute butt!)

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LIVE, TALK AND SHIT ONLY ON WATER!!
There comes a time when SHITTING stops, THAT'S QUITE A SERIOUS MATTER!!

I really don't think she's that skinny. I think she's at the perfect weight for her body frame. If you look at her flanks (the sides of her waist) she has a nice amount of fat there and her butt isn't bony what so ever. She's nothing like Nicole Ritchie or the Olsen twins.

oh please. If she gained two pounds everyone would be going on how fat she is. My mistake, some people are STILL going on about how fat she is. You folks thinking she needs surgery or more weight loss seriously have problems.

Too fat. This beeotch needs to lose about 25 lbs.

Lmao.. I swear I just read "fuck the fatties".
Agreed.
That body is hot.
I'd flaunt it at the beach too.

yea right....you fucking obese motherfuckers would lick her asshole if she was bent over in front of you.

hmm?? shes hot.

She looks pretty OK, very slim but not anorexic. Cowell on the other hand looks like a pig, you think all the money he has he could afford some lipo, well he's a multi millionaire so he doesn't need it! Who does when they got loads of dosh!

I don't think she is "TOO" thin but she is almost there...I think if she put on 5 pounds she would look alot better. I don't see why she is with Simon though cause he is old and looks like her dad!

I dont get it, the blogger must be a fat ass or something of that sort...Don't be jealous, but she looks good!

What a fat, flabby ass!!! Jesus!

dear superficial,

i wish you would post some new shit. im sick of reading about this teri character. stop enjoying your holidays or i'm switching to all-TMZ. im getting off the superficial train.

kelly

You guys are fags. That ass is hot. It's her face that sucks.

While I agree that she looks to be in shape, you never can tell if she is "too thin" unless you know other things about her health, like how much/what she eats, if she has regular menstruations, etc.

I think she has a very healthy and admirable body... although the ribs I can see on her chest are a bit disturbing.

FOR GAD SAKE GET SOME MORE NEWS SICK OF THIS ALREADY

She's smoking hot and i want to wear her bikini

Has anyone noticed that she looks freakishly like Michael Jackson in the large picture that accompanies the story? Maybe it's just me...

she's not that thin

YOU FINALLY post new news...three days later...and all you post is this crap?? All the other sites had this shit up DAYS ago! I came to this site for the funny commentary but even that is not enough....get it together or I am not clicking on this damn site EVER AGAIN

only fat americans would say she's fat. she looks great!

correction to previous comment: only fat amercians would say she's skinny. she looks great!

correction to previous comment: only fat amercians would say she's skinny. she looks great!

what's with that line from her bellybutton down?
I thought you only get that when you're pregnant

SHE LOOKS ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL AND SHE HAS A GREAT FIGURE! #161 IS SO RIGHT ON!!!

She's beautiful and slim! Hhahahah the writer of this piece must be a fatty and a jealous one at that!

me's got 9 inch happy ending meal romance explosion platter

She doesn't look that skinny. She looks healthy. I know in todays fat ass society that might look strange, but she looks healthy. Not deathly skinny.

This is the best that Simon Cowell can do??? She's OK, but there are thousands of sexier girls walking the streets of NYC every day. Pretty lame girlfriend for such a rich, famous guy.

Actually, I think shes a little too skinny too.

It seems like her body is naturally a "pear", think Alicia Keys. Curvy bottom half with a full butt and thick thighs, top half a narrow waist, small bust and avg sized arms.

This girl looks unhealthy by her arms and rips poking out. Pear shaped girls end up looking like this when trying to lose weight the UNHEALTHY way and they just lose too much from their top half, still big on the bottom.

She shoulda just opted for cycling to lose the fat from her thighs then shed be proportional :)

her ass is kinda fat but otherwise she's alright 8/10. Victoria Beckham = 10/10.

Forgot to add my ass looks 10 times better than that and I dont even work out. I dont have that nasty "flab" crease she has I never thought that was attractive.

Stop making comments about women's bodies....PLEASE! Every women is different from the other, some have large, small, upper, lower, big butt, small boobs, large arms, small arms, large legs, small legs, large feet, small feet...what do you look like? Probably a lard ass who sits on the computer all day critizing women on their bodies! Young women read these things you write and have eating disorders because of YOU!!!!

161. judy jetson:
"correction to previous comment: only fat amercians would say she's skinny. she looks great!"

And only a moron like you would say someone that is clearly anorexic looks great.

Also some helpful advice for you: You only need to hit the post comment button once. Don’t double post, it just makes your dumb comments look even dumber.

Since 65% of the US population is overweight, no doubt they consider themselves as the norm.
This woman is absolutely normal, overweight is not.
Her body is healthy as hell, and she is slim, period.
Has anybody ever been ill from being slim ? no
Has anybody ever been ill from being fat ? yes

Skeleton draped in flesh colored play doh.

Woman = curves.

Angular and bony = starved dog.

You Ethiopian Refuge Body type lovers fapping to "Famine Relief Fund" commercials make me sick.

#173-"has anyone every been ill from being slim? No"

what part of the earth do you live on? Eating disorders kill people too, asswipe.
I'm not that concerened that people will actually read your post and go "oh my god he's right! NO ONE HAS EVER DIED FROM STARVATION!" But it bothered me because you're so... wrong` and I have a feeling you're one of those "I'm SLIM, because I eat raw veggies (no offense, veggie ;) to stay SLIM and so you must all be SLIM, or I'll be ILL when I look at you" type person. Oh and I think you have a tiny little mustache-am I right?
ANyone who uses "slim' and ""ill" instead of "fat and "sick" is annoying and pretentious

Is it just me or does she have a happy trail?

love to fuck her butt!

Last post, bitches.