Dec 5 2007Scarlett Johansson's nose is all natural
Scarlett Johansson is pissed about the upcoming issue of Us Weekly that claims she had a nose job. Her publicist provided an exclusive statement to OK! Magazine denying that Scarlett had plastic surgery performed:
Not surprisingly, US magazine cannot provide the dates when she supposedly had this surgery, who performed the surgery, or what was supposedly done — all because there simply is no truth to the story. The publication made a pathetic attempt to validate its story by using two cover photos of Scarlett that were taken years apart with obviously different make-up and lighting, and then relying on an "expert’s opinion” (based solely on looking at the two photos) on what "might" have been done. It wasn't."
Scarlett herself also spoke to OK! and let it be known that the shit doth hitteth the fan:
"I have always been straightforward with the press regarding my body image and I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead. Thus, I feel compelled to take immediate legal action against US Weekly."
Scarlett Johansson has a nose? What in the hell? Oh, wait, I see it. A couple inches above the fun stuff. Hmm, weird. Why would someone even look up there? I don’t get it. Did they lose their keys or something?

Reader Comments
1. nalgon - December 5, 2007 12:17 AM
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3. babyglyniss - December 5, 2007 12:19 AM
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5. nurtle - December 5, 2007 12:20 AM
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7. KittyCat - December 5, 2007 12:22 AM
She is very classic beautiful.
8. I'd Hit It - December 5, 2007 12:29 AM
I'd hit it
9. babyglyniss - December 5, 2007 12:29 AM
she's angelic!
10. Ted from LA - December 5, 2007 12:31 AM
Nose? I didn't even realize she had a head.
11. WASON smith - December 5, 2007 12:35 AM
Her profile was found on a Muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com/i/registration , I think maybe she wants to find a middle-east merchant prince?I just can't understand why?
12. Ted from LA - December 5, 2007 12:37 AM
I still can't see it. Is it above or below her tits?
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13. jane love - December 5, 2007 12:37 AM
I love how celebrities get mad when the truth is exposed instead of playing it cool. She totally had a nose job! Look in this month's Radar issue at the before and after pictures. She is one of the clear cut cases of having a bulbous nose reduced to make it more cookie cutter.
14. jane love - December 5, 2007 12:38 AM
I love how celebrities get mad when the truth is exposed instead of playing it cool. She totally had a nose job! Look in this month's Radar issue at the before and after pictures. She is one of the clear cut cases of having a bulbous nose reduced to make it more cookie cutter.
15. kagres - December 5, 2007 12:47 AM
How beautiful. who cares if she had a nose job. I know for a fact she didnt have a boob job, and thats what counts :)
16. Amanda - December 5, 2007 12:51 AM
You know if she didn't have a nose job then why is she on the defensive side? If you didn't have a nose job then ignore the stupid rumors! Celebrities are stupid.
17. toya - December 5, 2007 1:03 AM
what's the job on nose? ?? She's pretty enough .BTW, i heard she was looking for one handsome boy to pamper on an online dating club called sugarmommymeet. I am so interested.
18. Mike Casino - December 5, 2007 1:05 AM
Wow who the hell cares about a nose job.
If she did fine - if she didn't fine.
Speaking of which, did that chick from Blossom ever get a nose job? Now THAT was a SCHNOZ.
19. Hollywood Blows - December 5, 2007 1:19 AM
Hopefully she or her lawyer didn't write "mislead."
20. a doe - December 5, 2007 1:51 AM
Oh my gosh...Blossom...how do you all think up these things. That struck me as halarious.
21. Jubilee123 - December 5, 2007 2:02 AM
@ 19
why would it be bad if they did? not sure I follow you...
22. gf - December 5, 2007 2:25 AM
Gay Fag
23. Gar - December 5, 2007 4:52 AM
Hmm perhaps they mis-intrepreted the sentence "she had a nose-job" , i'd see it in a filthier way
24. BigOne - December 5, 2007 5:55 AM
Why do stars get all pissy when someone finds out they had surgery? They should just admit they had the work done. Big deal.
25. BigOne - December 5, 2007 5:55 AM
Why do stars get all pissy when someone finds out they had surgery? They should just admit they had the work done. Big deal.
26. Leanne - December 5, 2007 7:44 AM
Your site feed is all messed up, just thought you'd like to know.
27. gerard Vandenberg - December 5, 2007 8:20 AM
I don't give a SHIT about that fucking nose and ears. Let's talk about the changes made to her PUSSIE and TITS!!
28. chachazoom - December 5, 2007 8:21 AM
yes indeedy #18, that was a schnoz. Whi is this scarlette? Was she the baldheaded person in that movie time cops? Are her tits re-worked?
29. Meet the twins - December 5, 2007 8:43 AM
Mhhhhhhhh, mammaries!
30. Jodi - December 5, 2007 8:44 AM
I just find it odd that celebrities believe they have "fans" - it's the point when they become retarded. She is a nice-looking girl, but I just find her persona (I can't judge personality without knowing her) somewhat on the edge of making me vomit a little.
As for the nose job - it must have been some sort of top-secret military make-up, because the photos I've seen illustrate a fairly clear difference. I may be wrong - it's an opinion, not slander. Sometimes I'm not happy with what I think about myself, but I try not to sue my better sense.
One thing we can all agree on though is that she should stop smoking. What a waste.
^J
31. Jodi - December 5, 2007 8:48 AM
Dear all,
Obviously by "slander", I really was meaning "libel". I'm as far away from a law degree as I am from Uranus - either 6000 miles or 1.69 billion miles, depending on how much overused humour you decide to force upon me.
^J
32. RichPort - December 5, 2007 8:56 AM
Hey, if it makes it easier for her to blow her costar in the front seat of his hoopty between takes, I'm all for it.
33. Shannon2 - December 5, 2007 9:03 AM
She's so pretty, but I'm sick of everyone suing over nothing.
Someone gives thier OPINION on whether she had one and they can be sued?
I'd like to punch her in her newly perfect pretty nose.
FLOON THE PARTY GOD!!!!
34. steve - December 5, 2007 9:08 AM
There is nothing wrong with her nose. But it is too bad she can't do anything about her disproportionately large head.
35. fact - December 5, 2007 9:25 AM
she did get the bulbous end shaved down.
36. lovvebabe - December 5, 2007 9:25 AM
She is really stunning.. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.
37. Texas Tranny - December 5, 2007 9:26 AM
Who in the hell is looking at her nose?
Look at that dress and the "girls" she has on display.
38. SZ - December 5, 2007 9:27 AM
#21 it should have read "misled"
39. Janis - December 5, 2007 9:56 AM
She needs to pose in Playboy to boost her worthless career
40. lux - December 5, 2007 10:00 AM
She didn't have a nose job. That is just stupid. We are so obsessed with plastic surgery that no one can believe that anyone can be blessed with natural beauty. Next their gonna say she had breast implants...
41. lux - December 5, 2007 10:06 AM
Ok, I just saw the picture and that is ridiculous. My opinion, as a proffessional graphic artist is they toned down the contrast and upped the brightness and then used the blend and clone stamp tool to obliviate any contours she had, to make it look like she had a bad nose before,to any believing idiot. I would sue, the story is completely fabricated and it's called slander. How would you like people making money off lies about you?
42. LayDeeBug - December 5, 2007 10:11 AM
Oh, Brother, it's JLH all over again only it's about a nose. I haven't looked but I can imagine all the tit comments above.
43. Texas Tranny - December 5, 2007 10:16 AM
Of course there are several, LDB
44. RichPort - December 5, 2007 10:16 AM
Not me LayDeeBug, I made a blow job comment actually...
45. amanda - December 5, 2007 10:24 AM
everyone loves her. but she def had a nose job. or did she lose the old one a and a new one reappeared. look at it in ghost world.
46. amanda - December 5, 2007 10:25 AM
everyone loves her. but she def had a nose job. or did she lose the old one a and a new one reappeared. look at it in ghost world.
47. yogini - December 5, 2007 10:25 AM
Check it out: she's got stretch marks!
48. Sebastián - December 5, 2007 10:28 AM
"I am very concerned that my fans (and perhaps even my employers) will feel mislead"
What? Why? Isn't she an actress? What would happen? Is her acting power in her nose and will disappear when it's severed or reduced? Ah! I get it! As it's a pre-existing condition, she will never get health insurance again... poor kid. Call Michael Moore, let's get this poor soul to Cuba
49. Mdiz - December 5, 2007 10:29 AM
Who cares.... Fish stick to J-love fatty shots.
50. The White Urkel - December 5, 2007 10:30 AM
She didn't have a "nose job" per say. She had a scaling. That is where they take a tiny little hammer and chisel and remove all that caked on, hardened semen that accumulated from taking it in the face during her early porno career. You know, before she became famous. And then un-famous as she is now.
But, her tits are nice. I wonder if she shaves it smooth or has a little landing stip?
51. Sebastián - December 5, 2007 10:33 AM
Besides, what's happening? Has Britney ran out of crazy? Most boring story ever
52. michelle - December 5, 2007 10:55 AM
she definitely has some nice tits. so, #50, where does one get this so called "scaling"?
53. BaconMessiah - December 5, 2007 11:10 AM
There only two interesting things about this chick, and her nose ain't one of them.
54. LayDeeBug - December 5, 2007 11:14 AM
44 - that's muh MAN!!!! Keeping it RAIIIIL!!!!
55. LayDeeBug - December 5, 2007 11:16 AM
TT - you are every woman's dream. you can help me with my make up while doing me at the same time. (mee-owww! me likee)
56. D. Richards - December 5, 2007 11:32 AM
Okay. What the fuck is going on in the world? All these women coming out of the future with self-esteem telling other people how their bodies are perfect just the way they are? I'm just not buying it. I miss the old days (few months ago) when women strived to look as pathetic and boyish as they possibly could. God, I miss the way it used to be. When women released tapes of themselves engaged in fucking as a way to further their careers because they lack any required talent. Bye-bye summer-of love.
57. Chauncy Gardner - December 5, 2007 11:36 AM
Too bad they didn't fix the rest of her fishface.
58. js - December 5, 2007 11:39 AM
gah, she's got stretchmarks all over her boobs. she needs some boob make-up.
59. miggs - December 5, 2007 11:39 AM
It's a fin anyway, not a nose.
60. ashrock - December 5, 2007 11:45 AM
I honestly don't see the big deal about this chick. I think she has bad skin and yellow teeth. Plus she seems like a total cunt.
61. ashrock - December 5, 2007 11:45 AM
I honestly don't see the big deal about this chick. I think she has bad skin and yellow teeth. Plus she seems like a total cunt.
62. yogini - December 5, 2007 11:59 AM
I guess real boobs get stretch marks, if they're that big. They must have grown an inch a day for a while.
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64. Shallow Scowling Val - December 5, 2007 12:25 PM
57 and 60. I'm right there with you. What's the appeal; she plays a petulant, deep-voiced sex pot in every movie. From the Vermeer movie to The Island, it's the same character. Though I must admit The Island had it's appeal.
I like-ted it (that's New York-latin bad english)
65. Texas Tranny - December 5, 2007 12:27 PM
#55......LDB,
There are several reasons dating a tranny is better than dating a man.
We like to go shopping.
We will do your manicures and pedicures for free.
We will wash and set your hair.
We can share clothes.
We care share make-up.
We will hand wash all of your lingerie.
We like girl talk.
We will be your personal maid.
We know a woman is superior to man.
We won’t cheat on you.
We don’t want to get into every other girl’s panties; we want to wear her panties.
We will cook and clean your house; while dressed as a French Maid.
We will buy you the most exquisite and expensive lingerie made.
We like you to be on top and in control.
We like to be punished when we’re wrong and/or bad.
We will let you do us with a strap-on.
I could go on; but I think you get the idea.
66. Madison - December 5, 2007 12:38 PM
I read the same story but this article is funny, I was cracking up. Check it out on this link: http://alliwantiseverything.com/celeb/?p=191
67. Shallow Scowling Val - December 5, 2007 1:12 PM
TT - you know yow to romace a gal, dontcha? (swooning)
68. Narcissist - December 5, 2007 1:47 PM
So they made her nose bigger and less appealing or what? (I'm getting sick of hearing about her)
64. "Though I must admit The Island had it's appeal."
You should watch "Parts:The Clonus Horror" on MST3K.
69. Hewitt Cellulite - December 5, 2007 2:32 PM
now lets talk about her pussy and tits....
70. who? - December 5, 2007 2:34 PM
she's overrated and been over made. just like marilyn. i guarantee she's had alot done and she's not even a good actress! lets get some good ACTRESSES out there not extreme makeover queens. FAKE!!
71. bra - December 5, 2007 2:39 PM
her boobs aren't even that big silly people, its called a push up bra!
72. flavio - December 5, 2007 2:51 PM
oh i could care less if she's had a nose job, if she denies it, if she eventually cuts it off. i am so glad she's alive so that i can at least dream of what it would feel like to put my shaft between those fleshy tits...
73. finally - December 5, 2007 2:51 PM
i don't think they are that big either #71. many actresses are flat chested because being thin is more important in hollywood... thats why i think people think they are so big.
74. finally - December 5, 2007 2:51 PM
i don't think they are that big either #71. many actresses are flat chested because being thin is more important in hollywood... thats why i think people think they are so big.
75. KTG13 - December 5, 2007 2:54 PM
And if US Weekly says it is true, well, it's gotta be true! Such a trustworthy source with all that integrity. I wish I could wave a magic wand and send all of their writers and editors to Iraq or Darfur and make them report on something newsworthy and watch them get their heads chopped off in the process. Now that is news.
76. Mike Casino - December 5, 2007 3:12 PM
Guys....
The nosejob is the new bl*wjob.
Honestly, I'll take any (blank)-job from Scarlett. Even a pool-cleaning job.
77. Moriah - December 5, 2007 3:25 PM
Awwww, I think it would be nice if she was even remotely good looking.. poor thing should look into surgery really.
78. Lexoka - December 5, 2007 3:38 PM
I'm think I'm gonna have to kill them, now...
79. granada - December 5, 2007 4:14 PM
#71 and #73
I agree; in her movies, her breasts appear much smaller. However, what #73 said about the skinny thing doesn't apply to Scarlett--she's not terribly overweight, but she isn't considered "skinny" either.
80. fred - December 5, 2007 4:39 PM
if i had a big jew nose like hers i would get it fixed too. that said, this chick is hot. smoking. pass the weed.
81. Karisha - December 5, 2007 5:57 PM
Man does she have a big chin! Who cares about the nose when her chin can put someone's eye out!
82. AJ - December 5, 2007 6:29 PM
She looks so porcine. One of those ultra overrated chicks.
83. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, phd - December 5, 2007 6:50 PM
Just for your information, I would love to be tit fucking her.
84. - December 5, 2007 6:53 PM
#83- Just like you would love to to any other chick, hah, loser.
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86. Eye-Dish Lass - December 5, 2007 9:01 PM
"I have always been straightforward about my body image...." WHO talks like this?! Hilarious! Acting as if she is "so real" after 20 Queens just steamed her pores, pushed back her cuticles, waxed & plucked, dressed, coiffed, and jacked off in her Crapuccino when she went to the pottie.
PS: She is major pidgeon-toed. Glaringly so.
PSS: Didn't know misled was spelled "mislead." Droooool
87. STeve - December 5, 2007 9:03 PM
Who gives a damn steamin stack of shit about her nose??? She's gorgeous in all her pics. I hope she gets million$ from trash mag US.
88. shark - December 6, 2007 8:32 AM
hey this her life and need to be sigle http://www.spymac.com/details/?2315706 look here reale life
89. dRizle - December 10, 2007 2:20 AM
She's so hot I don't even wanna do her, I just want to sleep on her breasts for all eternity
90. dbizle - December 10, 2007 2:22 AM
and occasionally pee in her mouth... with the utmost tenderness and affection of course
91. dbizle - December 10, 2007 2:26 AM
#77. Moriah, I bet ur ugly. Poor and ugly actually.
92. just me Any - December 10, 2007 6:05 AM
yes natural and sweet http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 new 2007
93. xxjohnny5xx - December 23, 2007 12:47 AM
Anybody who says Scarlett absolutely had a nose job is quite stupid or extremely cocky...maybe she did maybe she didn't, but the point is you can't tell from any of the before and after pics because she's still young and growing and lights, shadow, and makeup make photos impossible to tell unless its a significant job like Ashley Simpson. Even expert plastic nose surgeons can not tell according to rumors report on her nose surgery.
94. bitchybeige - March 25, 2008 10:41 PM
yeah, she did have the nose sculpted on the tip, not actually a nose job. I think she had those chipmunk jowles of hers shaved down. They ruin her
95. bitchybeige - March 25, 2008 10:42 PM
yeah, she did have the nose sculpted on the tip, not actually a nose job. I think she had those chipmunk jowles of hers shaved down. They ruin her
96. tasha - October 24, 2008 4:36 PM
i really dont know who all you people are, but you make me sick, the way you only judge these women by the way they look, i can just imagine you sad losers sitting in your disgusting STD disease ridden drug holes, how pathetic you really are! why do you insist on pointing out the speck of dust in everyone elses eye but not notice the log in your own. FYI- thats actually a quote from the bible, i know you losers dont even know what the bible is coz your so undereducated about the actual important things in life.