Dec 17 2007Rihanna is dominating

A HOT MESS! NOT CUTE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's so hot, seriously.

2 words. Donkey punch.

Im not a fan of her music but shes hot nice tits

I'd like to fuck her with an umbrella, ella, ella, ay, ay, ay.

Hotness. Absolute hotness.

damn.. shes comin up

How original.

I think we should just do away with voices altogether and voice recording machines. Music doesn't count for shit anymore. None of these chicks make music. Britney still sounds the same.....boring. This chick is only popular because of the outfits and the hooks; lets just turn off sound and have video on 24/7.

There is no spoon, nothing is real, the flowers are made of paper, music does not exist, math is the devil, and hedonism is the only way. (reaching for 20 aught, and removing sock from big toe.)

That's a very nice dominatrix outfit, my Mistress has one similar. PVC cleans up easier than leather.

8- I'm with you. Buncha sheep.

Artist. A true performer. I mean, wow! It's not like Rihanna (fantastic name!) has to dress like some kind-of street-walker sado-slut because it sells for a lack-of talent - - No, Rihanna just likes to feel sexy. I'm going to send a cashier's check worth all of my money to Rihanna's handlers. Gotta get in on the action.

The only thing she's missing, is a nice big black strap-on cock to fuck little sissies.

She looks like a mess.

Sorry, but she DOES NOT have a good body.

she doesn't have enough tittage to fill that up. It looks a little ridic.. maybe I will send her some links to where I get stuff b/c that shit is wack.
Her voice is annoying. music has become such shite. I can't listen to fm radio anymore...
It doesn't matter what you sound like b/c once you get into the recording studio you can change that shit up completely.
ahhh rant rant rant
p.s. #9... your comment is confusing the hell out of me.. sock from your big toe? did I miss something people

Da bitch has a fivehead (much more than a forehead)!

How now, black cow.

There is her only talent: showing her ass to the camera. Wow. I'm impressed.

She could fart in my mouth any time

My Mother used to dress this way, for her "special" times.

#10 TT, why yes, I do have that exact outfit, but I was saving it for YOU. That bitch Rihanna! She's spoiled your Christmas present.

I have boots like that. They are not made for comfort :(

Does anyone else notice that her legs are the size of tree trunks? All the way down to her ankles I might add.

Psshh! Another skanky whore-dancing hoochie mama...NOT impressive. But of course, that's what you have to BE to "succeed" in pop music.

dear lord please help people remember the interesting important and worthwhile things to invest ones knowledge into. this shit makes me weak to my stomach. who the FUCK could gives two shits about any of this. god damn.

If I brought this girl to a party and any of my friends took her in a room and made babies. I wouldn't care. That's how excited this girl makes me.

Give it up for the new Britney! Honestly, Rihanna isn't that talented OR pretty, but she has incredibly catchy songs and apparently slutty enough stage outfits that she WILL dominate.

Give it up for the new Britney! Honestly, Rihanna isn't that talented OR pretty, but she has incredibly catchy songs and apparently slutty enough stage outfits that she WILL dominate.

@ #3 ,, love to donkey punch her also! yeah!

@21 Mystress Jade,
It's ok, we can get new presents.

#18

But smoking smooth ass...

I'm sure Jennifer Love Hewitt can show her ass too, but most of us would throw up seeing it.

When you can't sing, I guess you need to have something to distract the crowd. Ugly and not worth raising my blood presure for the erection. I prefer something a little less darker.

15 THANX FOR ASKING

I'm gonna use my big toe to pull the trigger of the 20-aught and blow my head off becasue I have to live in a world pushes no talent.

I don't like her acne sideburns.

She just looks like a dirty whore. Maybe that's a good thing in someones opinion, but not mine...

...Yeah, I guess actually being able to make music is no longer a requirement for...uh, "singers."
Oh, and Motley Crue called. They want their outfit back.

I just checked my other favorite web site, www.awfulplasticsurgery.com., and sure enough, them funbags are fake. As are Beyonce's, Aguilera's, and so forth. I recommend only looking at the pix for short bursts, unless you actually want your eyeballs to melt.

Ha. Ha. Ha. Very fucking funny man.

That was sarcasm translating to print, just in case you need more breadcrumbs.

My mommy is here all day, may I suckle?

#39,
My Mother breast feed me until I was 5 years old.

eh, she's kinda cute. she can't even drink though. its annoying when peopel this young are turned into superstars. she'll be numb 24/7 stumbling around incoherently like Britney in 5 years just you watch. until then, she does have a nice body, she should break the nudity barrier in modern R&B videos...

Why doesnt she just sell a video with her getting 50 cumshots draped across her tits and face, I guarantee it would destroy her record sales

-Future Business Consultant

Don't Parents of child stars learn anything from watching the down fall of Britney Spears?

I mean come on this girl is still a teenager!

Her ghetto ass parents are just gonna ride her ass to the top.

Does her hair ever move?

I hate this no talent having bitch and I'll be glad when her 15 minutes of fame are up.

Who is this singer? Should I know who this is? I know I won't give a fuck, but who the fuck is this?

#31, you blind dumbfuck!! smooth ass my ass!! don't you moron SEE that she's wearing STOCKINGS??? I don't even want to imagine what cheese factory she's got going on on her (bizzarely) massive thighs in order to have to wear such opaque stockings. yuck. but she has a pretty face. titties are really small. compared to those double thunder highs.

#31 you sure must be very young and still live in mommy's basement cause you dont seem to know the basics about women.

*double thunder thighs

dang, I swear Fishster's site dispenses writing errots on purpose. MAN!

*erroRs

here, he did it again!! aargh.

I think a lot of white guys fantasize about being spanked by big black girls dressed like this.

A 19-year-old girl shuldn't look like a hooker

Jus provin' she a good girl gon baaad y'all.

Are we forgetting she is only 19, what the hell is a teenager doing dressed like that anyway!?!

I am so glad I am a man so I can look at these pictures of Bihanna without having to tell everyone how, ugly , fat, untalented, black etc. she is. No, because I was blessed with a penis and no remorse I can just sit back, squeez my crotch and enjoy these nearly naked pictures of a hot 19 yr old. Thanks fish.

#50 actaully that wasn't a fantasy of mine, until now.

If as a man you see pics like these and your first reaction is "whatever, she can't sing" your actaully a chick. Turn in your dick on the way out.

what a hideous site,and only 19 her little brothers shud be so proud.oh she looks bad...

maybe she should pick up an INSTRUMENT instead

just like the rest of these no talent hacks.

she is naughty! someone saw she post her nudist pic to interracialconnect.com. It is a niche interracial dating site. So they delete her photo. But recently, it is said that she will post her hot video there

She looks like a stripper. Gah.

She looks like a stripper. Gah.

She looks like a stripper. Gah.

TEXAS TRANNY,

I agree, white men love this sh*t. They are very kinky and think anything beyond a size 6 is fat.

Hey people.

I'm a girl, so I have inside tips. Rhianna's wearing stockings to cover up massive amount of cellulite. It's a trick. Thick stockings smooth out skin and give it a tan gleam. Her thighs probably look nothing like this in real life.

You people are smoking crack, she is hot, I would ride her ass all the way to Barbados. Yep I would eat her dookey!!

undeniably hot.

She's hot, but she could put X-mas lights on the side of her house without a ladder.

She's beautiful

1. she looks HOT
2. also OLDER than her age
3. she shouldn't be supposed to look like that at 19
4. personally don't like her (producers) music
5. let's see what she's doing in 3 years... grew up too fast, already looks and acts like she was 30 and pretends to make Madonna's 80s career in 1... but she never been that shocking and will never be that influential. there's no originality about her at all.

she's got a nice, slim body. think of a bony anorexic model in that outfit!!!

I can guess she is a crazy fan of pubspa.com. From her tattoo you can see...

#16 is dead on with his comment, "fivehead" indeed.

If the space between her eyes and hairline (not WEAVE-line) was a bank, a man could deposit about 10 loads there with room to spare.

She make my tempature rise, in other words , I think shes HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she looks like a tranny actually.....a tranny with a huge alien forehead.....whats all the hype about her?

She is really terrible. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.

any man who posted something negative about these pictures is gay. pure and simple. if you're a heterosexual man and LOVE PUSSY, you'd give your left pinky to get in between those legs...

and to the people talking about her age, SHE'S FUCKING 19! Stop calling her a "child." A child is 10 years old. A child needs to be potty trained. She's a woman, ALL WOMAN.

Anyway, if you can send 18 year olds off to Iraq to die, not get in a tizzy when one is showing you her fine ass.

She has no ass. She's NOT hot at all.

Some of ya'll truly give the term 'hater' new def. I can't stand Riri, think she's a ho-ho, and a no (musical) talent one to boot. She may be good at something relevant to getting signed "on-the-spot" by a record company exec, but, let's just be real, it had nothing to do with her, um, musicality. The song Umbrella was very cute, ultra melodic and all, but hardly worthy of a Grammy much less any industry award predicated primarily on the musical merit of a work. The video, however, was magnificent. She looked adorable. This outfit above reveals what her handlers truly think of her as an, um, artiste. She is a P.O.A. as in: piece of a_ _.

If she could truly sing, or like Britney, truly dance (albeit it Cheerleaderesque) this outfit would merely seem over-the-top. On a non-talent such as Rihanna, it is merely desperate (-looking). I can not figure out WHY she performed the song in the States minus that cute little Frenchie maid outfit she sported in the vid. Would have catapulted her to supergloryfame. Particularly for the MTV Movie Britneycapade of 2007, when she appeared (for a hot 25 seconds) opposite her stud-du-jour Chris Brown.

She's such a little diva. And she has the MOST annoying voice ever. You're all right - there is no such thing as needing actual talent to get a record deal, or even a grammy, these days.