Dec 18 2007Pete Doherty is a 'scumbag'
Pete Doherty is a “scumbag,” according to Amy Winehouse’s father Mitch. Amy has been spending a lot of time with Pete Doherty while her husband is in jail and her father is not having it. The Daily Mail reports:
It has been claimed that Mitch smacked Doherty and hit him with a guitar at the Brixton concert.
Speaking to Grazia magazine, Mitch said: "I do worry about people like Pete Doherty though. He's a scumbag. I flipped when I saw him sitting with Amy backstage at her Brixton gig. That night I went crazy. My wife thought I was going to have a heart attack, I was apoplectic..."
Hold on a second. Pete Doherty got hit by a guitar and didn’t shatter into a thousand pieces of crack? Sonofabitch. Here I had all these plans for punching Pete in his cartoon head and making a hefty profit after I swept his face into a dustpan. I even drew blueprints of me with dollar signs for eyes while standing over a stick figure with no head. It was very scientific.

Reader Comments
1. Gerald_Tarrant - December 18, 2007 12:16 PM
Scumbag, douchebag, dirtbag, shitbag. They all fit him perfectly.
2. Texas Tranny - December 18, 2007 12:19 PM
Agreed.
3. Kioo - December 18, 2007 12:19 PM
What a ugly guy!!! He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebs club MEETRICH>COM not long before, and he was hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies wrote to him.OMG! So you will be popular anywhere if you are a celebrity, even if you are not handsome, even ugly.
4. Bigheadmike - December 18, 2007 12:20 PM
He looks like an idiot. And I am sure he gets laid more than I do.... Sad.
5. bluejeanbaby - December 18, 2007 12:20 PM
well, at least amy hasn't let herself go.......
6. jakebarnes - December 18, 2007 12:26 PM
Amy's fly is down. Pete Doherty was probably blowing her.
7. PunkA - December 18, 2007 12:26 PM
Funny how Blake "Heroine addict" is calling Pete "Crack addict" a scumbag. What, is it his choice of drugs? Both those guys suck ass.
8. D. Richards (Murderous-shitter.) - December 18, 2007 12:29 PM
Rockstars, dude! You gotta love 'em. Talent can never be enough. Nope, a rockstar must live somobody else's standard.
Drugs! All the rockers are doing it, man. You wanna be a star, right? Then shoot the goddamn smack and play your guitar, man! Get with it. There you go. Nice. You're throwing you stomach-up in to that song. Genius. The guy's a genius. I hear what he's saying. Praise him! Praise him and his addiction.
Please, Petey-bird. Overdose. Now! Die. Please die.
9. D. Richards - December 18, 2007 12:33 PM
#7? The post said that Amy Winehouse's father, 'Mitch', said Doherty is a scumbag; not Amy's husband. Get it right. Now apologize.
10. Gerald_Tarrant - December 18, 2007 12:34 PM
I wonder if he is on MeetScumbags.com. Please spambot, post here if he is.
11. Ooba Gooba - December 18, 2007 12:37 PM
You know the world is a fucked up place when pieces of shit like these two are rich and famous.
12. Jimbo - December 18, 2007 12:43 PM
Could the Fish find two more ugly people to write about??
13. kirsten - December 18, 2007 12:45 PM
God she looks nasty. She loves those ballet flats as much as Britney loves her boots. I wonder who's feet smell worse?
14. BunnyButt - December 18, 2007 12:47 PM
If you've ever wondered when it's appropriate to use the word "icky", this is the perfect situation.
15. ScuttlingCrab - December 18, 2007 12:52 PM
I'm not remotely gay, but if you held a gun to my head, I would seriously rather have sex with Pete than with Amy. He's somewhat cute beneath the scum with puppy-dog eyes. She looks straight out of hell.
16. Foot Fetish - December 18, 2007 12:53 PM
I bet they don't smell as good as yours kirsten.
I'd love to masturbate into Amy's slippers, while sniffing Britney's boots.
17. Gerald_Tarrant - December 18, 2007 12:53 PM
Any time the Brits want to bash America for our crappy anything I will point at these two. We can invade Switzerland, England has still released Wino and Dougherty upon the world. They are worse.
18. Clem - December 18, 2007 12:58 PM
Someone should tell this bloke his daughter is a scumbag too.
19. Gossip Lover - December 18, 2007 1:03 PM
I know this won't be appreciated by many people, but Pete may be a dirty looking chap, but he is very talented!
20. p0nk - December 18, 2007 1:09 PM
DrugWhores.com matched them on 29 levels of compatibility.
21. KJ - December 18, 2007 1:11 PM
Uh, I still can't get past the part where Amy Winehouse has parents. Huh? I thought she was spawned...
22. I love Amy - December 18, 2007 1:12 PM
Fuck all you haters, I love Amy, she's hot and has talent.
23. katemoss - December 18, 2007 1:15 PM
Pete always reminds me of thar dude who played the child molester in "M"
24. mememe - December 18, 2007 1:18 PM
why not just make this headline "the Earth is round", or "water is wet"...where's the news?
25. comatose - December 18, 2007 1:29 PM
Damn! ... Now I Get It ! .... To get the Hollyweird skanks, one just has to have a litttle dope (big one in scumbags case) and a pocket full of money ? Boy was I wrong. All this time I thought Hollyweirdos fell in love with each others looks when they met. Instead it's booze dope and money? Hmmm.....
26. dungbeetle - December 18, 2007 1:37 PM
13. kirsten - "God she looks nasty. She loves those ballet flats"
They sure do look a lot like jail house slippers .... Awwww....maybe she got some new shoes from hubby for Christmas ?
27. deaconjones - December 18, 2007 1:48 PM
Both of them will be dead in 2 years, guaranteed
And I have a strange desire to throatfuck Amy Whinehouse for some reason, maybe its the lips and helpless look on her face...ah yes, reminds me of college
28. Hannah T - December 18, 2007 2:09 PM
Good god, Amy needs to be dragged to a hospital, strapped to a bed and fed with a drip until she is a) no longer a poor pathetic addict and b) she has gone up at least 2 dress sizes.
Yes, what a good prescription *nods head*
29. Danklin24 - December 18, 2007 2:20 PM
Hold on, he's calling Pete a scumbag??? Mitch, have you even met your daughter?
30. I'm just... - December 18, 2007 2:55 PM
...in awe of Amy's do. Like, a figgy pudding is going to come flying out of her beehive. Merry Christmas!!
31. Michael Vick must Die - December 18, 2007 3:12 PM
OK - Amy Winehouse - Druggy Whorehouse looks AWFUL but how does she always manage to have that beehive? she must never wash it, beehives are better at staying up with dirty hair.
32. beesknees - December 18, 2007 3:29 PM
Poor guy (Wino's father)...imagine being the guy who spawned her. And where are Pete's parents? They need to give him a big spanking!
33. robin - December 18, 2007 4:24 PM
is it me or does Amy wear the same damned dirty ballet slippers in each story????????????? nasty!
34. Tapeworm - December 18, 2007 5:22 PM
Doherty is a pale troll of a twig. I mean, he's probably got 18" pythons under those sleeves just waiting to get out. Yeah that's it.
35. woodhorse - December 18, 2007 8:52 PM
Noooooooo! Do not talk about my poor misunderstood Petey that way! Was there ever a boyfriend in the history of the world who would feed a marijuana roach to a penguin just to put a smile on his lady love's face except Pete? NO! Without Dreamy Pete, romance is dead.
36. glyniss - December 18, 2007 10:17 PM
agree with #1
37. makemepuke - December 18, 2007 10:50 PM
We are so overdue for yet another musical prodigy drug overdose suicide/homicide...., tragic story of squandered talent and self destruction, my money is on Amy to be the first to depart this world. Pete is too self centered to end his own life.
38. FRT - December 19, 2007 12:07 AM
They are all fucking junkie-bags...that is what they are!
Fucking spikers!
...and like most...one day they will spike too much!
...and that will be the end of their story!
39. engel - December 19, 2007 12:25 AM
My god. I think he should be sent to hospital. I can’t understand why so many people like sharing his videos and movies at pubspa.com.
40. sam - December 19, 2007 4:05 AM
#23 -
He really does look like Peter Lorre. He always reminded me of somebody creepy but I could never remember who that was..
41. Pilatunes - December 19, 2007 8:16 AM
Someone should introduce him to the time-honored practice of bathing.
42. anna - December 20, 2007 6:23 AM
Well, whatever, it ain't the first time someone uses drugs!!!!!!!! And have you ever even heard of Babyshambles' music?????????
43. sofia - December 20, 2007 11:03 PM
Pete looks like Eddy from Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy... but I'd do him after a good scrub- he does look like he's a good fuck ... the man is a poet.