Dec 27 2007Paris Hilton’s inheritance just got very small

now she can't afford to be a slut. she's going to have to have a card swipe installed on her back. no more free rides from paris. it is a sad day for the world.

Merry Christmas, Paris! :3

maybe she can get a lucrative lifetime endorsement deal from valtrex.

hahaha!

Hell yes dinosaur hunting! zap zap, i bagged a fucking stegosaurus bitches.

I'm sure Paris is fine without the inheritance. She's making millions on her own, man. -_- So.. all I can say is, SO WHAT. The 3% is no fucking big deal.

Am I the only one who thinks it's sweets irony that 3% of $2.3 Billion in $69 million? Granddaddy couldn'y have chosen that number by accident.

He put it in a trust for the CONRAD N HILTON FOUNDATION... so it's not that far from home. The foundation is probably just a tax shelter as most of them are.

my grandmother use to always say a wet pussy and an empty purse don't match. that whore will never be hungry.

That Barron Hilton is a wise man.

don't her parents have assets and money of their own? i'm sure all of the family will still have access to that money. maybe they'll get titles and salaries like employees but they'll do nothing

This is how twisted our society is: on this website, I understand the "paris got screwed, ha-ha" aspect to this story, but even the major news outlets are approaching the story this way. This guy is donating BILLIONS to charity, and he still gets upstaged by this bitch.

He could go spend $500 bucks and pay some Mexican to off his granddaughter, and with that $500 bucks do more good than all of his $2.3B charity donation could ever do. But alas we are doomed to see this bird faced whore for the rest of our fucking lives. Damn you satan.

Stupid twat will wind out being in control of the family foundation. This is a good day for alcoholic elephants, Smurfs and Oompa Loompas. They shortly will have a benefactoress for their charities.

#12 - Paris getting screwed repeatedly is what casued her to lose out on the big money. Grandpa can't stand the fact Paris is a hose monster.

Serves her right, I wouldn't give all my money to the slut.

Happy Holidays.....................

well deserved high five looooooool

What an ugly woman, inside and out.

Ha! Yeah. Push Paris's mommy down the stairs. Hilarious.

One problem though. Don't give mother-of Paris a helmet. Man, that bitch is just as much at fault for Paris's shit behavior as little Paris is herself.

Allow Mother-of get brain damaged a bit. It would have been cooler if Ficial would have gone back in the past and plucked Paris's fetus from her mother's womb - - dropped her tiny body to the floor, stomped the fetus's head and chest flat, ejaculated; then given her mother a full hysterectomy and lobotomy.

#12 - Much like Brutus said when someone handed him a knife, that's a great fucking point.

Yeah. Beautiful, #12.

I thought I saw this same exact story months ago, and then the Hiltons said it was untrue. It's for real this time? Eh, she'll still be richer than most of us and still be famous for nothing...saying "ha" to a millionaire because they won't a billionaire (or hundred-millionaire, whatever) anymore just doesn't do it for me

I believe that Barron Hilton should win the Nobel Peace Prize for this gift to the world. Not the billions he's giving away, just that he's not giving it to the germ infested heiresses

You would think with all her money she would get a nose and boob job. My sister got a tit job done in mexico for half what it would have cost her here in California. But then her 4Runner got stolen in mexico. I fucking hate mexico and mexicans.

Paris isn't the first Hilton to make an azz of 'him'self...she's had some help being a rotten apple, and it didn't start with her stupid parents. Grandpa can sit and spin in his empowerment of all these crazies in his family.

stupid story..shes going to get plenty of money..we laugh and we are the ones paying taxes on our money while she is just a walking tax write off.

YES!! That was hot! I thought you were slipping a little yesterday, DR, but that was disgustingly awesome.

I worship you.

Boo Hoo!

I'm sure that the old codger isn't going to leave her penniless, but whatever he leaves her, and with the way she spends, she'll blow through it in a couple of years. Good, so then she will get what she deserves - Married to a Nice, Old, Bald Dentist in Palm Beach, or she could still make pornos for another year or two.

Barron was a very respected business man in his day, so it must be just killing him that Paris is such a public whore. Paris has ruined their family name, and the marketing value of it must be in toilet. Paris' mom and dad are both embarrassments, too, but not public ones and thank God they leave their clothes on.

"I’d travel 27 years into the past and push Paris’ pregnant mother down a flight of stairs. "

This isn't even remotely funny, it's evil. For a pregnant woman to lose a baby this way is heartbreaking....and to have it happen on purpose is a crime. My grandmother tried something very similar to my mother when my mom was pregnant with my sister. Sorry but no one (mom or child) deserves for this to happen.

I wish that someday I will be that "poor".

I think I could live on $69 million, personally.

#30,
To bad your Granny didn't do that while you were in your Mother's womb. Based on your comment, you're just wasting space and oxegyen.

I don't get why everyone is so hostile towards Paris. I have to respect someone who can make an icon of herself without benefit of talent, brains, looks, or personality.
Long may she wave.

#30 - You are cordially invited to shut the fuck up. Oh, and shave your upper lip, my little neopolitan hairball. Your grandmother is apparently a wise woman.

she wont die without the money. she's working isnt she.

#36, i dont think she's gonna make a lot of money selling champagne in a can.

#30? What's wrong? You a new mother?

What happen? You accicently get pregnant, so that gives some kind of bullshit authority? You love your baby, huh?

Get the fuck out of here. I hope your baby dies in a car accident that you cause. Heil Hitler, ya' cunt.

See what you did, #30? You have me masturbating so furiously at the thought of setting your baby on fire that I misspelled the word 'accidently'. You bitch.

you fools!!

that $69 million after taxes will be about 35mil then it has to be diveded between all hilton children AND grand children

she'll be left with a couple mil MAX

not where is that champaign in a can.. this calls for celebration!

I'll guess it's time for Paris to play horse back ride on his knee again.

your right number 30, completely right, shame on you commentors who would make such voilent sick jokes about innocent poor baby's, they should just repeatedly strike her in the whome with a nice big wrench, that'd do the trick

33 35 38 39 you are all stupid inhumane cunts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope ur parents die out of the blue!

I gotta say that Nicky deserves at least 10% of that money. She hasn't done anything THAT bad...

Paris doesn't deserve anything and whenever I get drunk and I'm near a Hilton Hotel, I pee on it.

I guess it is off to making more sex tapes in effort to continue to afford her lavicious lifestyle.

I guess it is off to making more sex tapes in effort to continue to afford her big fancy lifestyle.

I think he have found Time magazine's man of the year 2008! Giving billions to charity and giving an big f-you to Paris in one awesome decision!!!

you are so effing hilarious.

43 just ignore the foolishness of them. they are all just plain idiots.

Controversial lady, yes, but since celebs do occasionally help charities, how do we get them to be aware of our charity to see if they are interested in helping it? http://www.orphancommunities.org.
Our project, Ethanol & Orphans is to build an ethanol refinery in a developing country and use the profits to build a self-sustaining community where orphans are raised in families with surrogate parents and grandparents, plus other humanitarian projects. info@orphancommunities.org

#43 - So lemme get this straight... you abhor violence of any kind on the one hand, but are so easily manipulated to violence and calling for the death of my poor, one-legged, geriatric, blind mother? Yeah, you'd be better off choosing abortion as your first option Absolutely.

#49 - Awwwww... you're cute. Is it true you chicks have your junk sideways? I saw your constantly self promoted link and I have to say, what a doll... you are... and your writing ... abilities are so... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

51 so what. then stay away from my blog.

yes it iz true mr richportsan my vagina is srideways hehe, you like my wrebpage ohh that nice mr richportsan i give you sucky sucky for just 10 dolla hehe.

Unfortunately this means she'll have to "work" for it - showing her ugly mug at every damn happening there is for $$$$$ - and we'll be subjected to the fukcin fotos.

Hmm... let's see. 2.3 BILLION minus 97%..

That leaves only 69 million for the cunts!

bwahahaah

Babyglyniss? You know what's not 'foolish'? Viet-Cong tunnels. Those goddamn labyrinths spanned for miles.

What was it like to flee Saigon? I bet it was fun to ride in a C-5, huh? Now you live in big America! Home of Macdonald's french fry. Math team go!

She's the one who chose to be a low life when she knew she had a family name and fortune to live up to. She has basically brought the House of Hilton into the Trailer Park world (with the added bonus of being a porno star). I sure don't have the same respect for the Hilton's that I grew up with. Now they're just another oddity to laugh about. Hopefully by separating the Foundation from the rest of the bunch of family losers it will help to protect it's reputation and good works. Way to go Barron, sorry that you now have a reputation that was created by the younger generation (starting with Rick and that lowlife Kathy that he got hooked up with). If it was me, I wouldn't leave any of them a dime, I would put it all into the foundation.

#56 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... and building on #56, don't you mean stay away from my "bog" babyglyniss? You seem like a nice girl, you really should enable your Xanga comments.

Math team go? heh heh heh heh

Funny stuff man, high five me JC, Barron Hilton should run for president!

Wow, the Hilton family name may not go down in history as one of total and utter shame.

Her grandad is just jealous that his sex tape didnt do so well, its all jelousy really. Apperantly no-one wants to see an 90 year old man have sex with a frog who knew?

Personally i think her parents should come out with a sex tape and whats keeping nicky, with the loss of money they going to need to get there fannies in gear lol!

seriously dont they get ownership of all the hiltons hotels, and therfore make tonnes of money of them anyway plus i could easily live of $69 mill

Since when is $69,000,000 "very small?" I realize that it'll get divided further, but still- she'll be getting shitloads of money that she didn't do a thing to get.

Also, good for Old Man Hilton. It's nice when insanely rich people realize that their own offspring are spoiled idiots and give their money to people who don't use diamond-encrusted tampons.

Barron's will be on his deathbed, surrounded by Paris and all the other Hilton assholes, and his last words will be, "PWNED!"

Look, she made friends with another beaked animal!!!!

He shouldn't give her any more than $69, stupid cunt.

#14, alchohaloic elephants, thats awesome.

i tell ya, that wa MY xmas presant his year.......just knowing that ignorant, cocktunnel hag isn't getting her man hands on any more family $$$.

It warms my decpit, blackened heart.

Isn't this the second time he cut her out of his will?

wow .. I cant believe no one else realizes this is just a form to evade the millions of dollars they would have to pay in taxes to inherit the money..

so they donate the money to a charity owned by their family and taadaa! legal tax evasion

#68... I already said that. see #8

She gets 69mil (if this is true) which is more cash then ANYONE here will EVER see

She gets 69mil (if this is true) which is more cash then ANYONE here will EVER see

Oh wait.. she'll have to split that with Niki, ok wait.. 69.....

Hey mutherfukker, how dare you try to be me trying be D. Richards (that oxygen-thieving, no carbon credit recieving waste of earthly resouces). The imposter of an imposter? You must be the Mother! Brilliant! You are trying to kill me by actually living my life. Bravo!!!!
I missed my Momma's dried out tit sacks over the "Formerly Christmas Season that was actually a left wing communist plot as says the right wing Holiday" (God I love what this country has become). A child needs to suckle on more than weeping fluids of cancerous breast tissue, Momma.
xoxoxo
Your original phony son
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Fuck them all. Even with a cut in her inheritance, she'll have more money than some developing countries. I'd be more impressed if she was cut out of his will altogether.

You know what makes me sick about charity like this? Who made all of these millions for these people? They pay their employees minimum wage, make billions off of them, and then give the money away to someone who has done nothing for it. How about actually taking care of the people that devoted their lives to earning your money for you, you selfish asshole!

75th bitches

# 3 .... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! good one

Ha Ha HA HA!

She killed the goose that laid the golden egg.

In her little sick mind, she must be thinking that Gramps turned into Scrooge this year! It's never her.... It's all about Me.....

Ha Ha HA HA!

She killed the goose that laid the golden egg.

In her little sick mind, she must be thinking that Gramps turned into Scrooge this year!

It's never her.... It's all about Me.....

she is a pig

Rich giggling Cuna.

Yes, she got so much money! If I am a man ,I want to marry with her and live with her a happy life! Oh , I remember there is a website seekamillionaire .com !Go there to see what is happening!!!!!

I meant "Cunt". Stupid Ipod :)

she is gorgeous, but recently people keep talking her bad things on http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com.

Hilarious. Welcome to the real "simple life" bitch!

lol

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!merry christmas paris!!awesom!!!

Heh, she won't miss it.

shes hot

shes hot

Hey morons....even if he leaves 3% to the family, that is $69 million....doesn't sound too poor to me. Her father has his own money anyway.

Big Deal ... It's not like she's in the poor house now! She makes money for doing nothing, and her parents are rich! I think it's wonderful that all that money is going to go to charity! Go Grandpa Hilton! Also, I could like quite happily and comfortably for the rest of my life on $1 million! (maybe even less)

paris, I guess now would be a good time to start charging the guys that fuck your herpes holes, huh?

Actually, her parents aren't "rich"; the're only very, very well-off. Rick Hilton receives a monthly stipend from a trust, and he has money from his real-estate brokerage firm, but he has to work. Indeed, in a recent article in Vanity Fair magazine, the Hiltons were portrayed as freeloaders who made every effort to ride the coattails of their truly wealthy friends.

More bizarre is the fact that Conrad Hilton (the original Hilton responsible for the family fortune) donated almost all of his estate to charity. Baron Hilton successfully challenged Conrad Hilton's will, thus keeping the Hilton fortune in the family. Baron's apparently come to realize the error of his ways. Too late, unfortunately, to save us from his granddaughters.

I truly believe that this blood-sucking Parisite lives in her own little world. Either that, or she's been overdoing it on the Valtrex.

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS WEBPAGE IS ABOUT ,BUT MY COCK HURTS!