Dec 10 2007Paris Hilton is kind of sad
Paris Hilton attended a party at the Versace Mansion in Miami Saturday night. Paris didn’t seem to know anybody at the party, so she decided to pretend to talk on her cell phone, according to FOX News:
"It was interesting," said our insider. "She didn't know a lot of the people there and obviously felt uncomfortable, so she chatted away on her phone to phantom friends, at one point it even started to beep while she talking."
It’s comforting to know that Paris Hilton is just a few steps away from becoming the crazy lady that walks down the street talking into her imaginary phone. In the meantime, I like how Paris shows up at these parties and no one has any idea what she's doing there. I doubt someone’s planning an event and saying, “You know, I should invite Paris Hilton. She’s so full of insight and is quite the conversationalist.” If Paris actually said something useful just once, it would create a tear in the time/space continuum. I have no evidence to back that up except for the fact I got drunk this weekend and watched Back to the Future. So, actually, what I meant to say is I have all the evidence.
Reader Comments
1. combustion8 - December 10, 2007 4:02 PM
Id still hit it.
2. Chris - December 10, 2007 4:03 PM
First
3. TS - December 10, 2007 4:05 PM
#2, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Dork. At least make sure you're actually #1 if you're gonna be that unoriginal.
4. Jenneh - December 10, 2007 4:05 PM
BWHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
SHE'S HOLDING THE FUCKING PHONE BACKWARDS!!
HOW can she be talking on it?
Dumbass...the screen is supposed to be TOWARDS your face.
Well...that goes to show how loved Parisite is.
: )
5. TS - December 10, 2007 4:06 PM
#2-Bite my balls.
She's looking "hippy" as in large.
6. Nathan - December 10, 2007 4:09 PM
"Hello, Miss Hilton? That shipment of pathetic you ordered is in."
7. TS - December 10, 2007 4:13 PM
For your sake I sure hope "Chris" is short for Christie, and not Christopher.
And #5, you are about as unoriginal as "Chris" you troll.
8. SL - December 10, 2007 4:14 PM
my phone beeps when I am on the other line.
9. DeepFriedJesus - December 10, 2007 4:19 PM
I find it hard to believe there wasn't another talentless, herpes ridden, imbeciclic, irrelevant, wonky, slutty, douchebag there for Paris to hang with. Some party.
10. DVD - December 10, 2007 4:22 PM
Call me at my house tonight and I will see who's really hot.
11. hyeandmighty - December 10, 2007 4:22 PM
it 4:20! Gotta Go!
12. The White Urkele - December 10, 2007 4:23 PM
I would hit it if she would take of those ridiculous looking sunglasses! Can someone tell me when looking like a bug come into style? Why not wear a pair of welding goggles? God don't you girls realize how stupid you look?
She does have some nice looking tits though. Not too huge and saggy.
13. Cute but Dangerous - December 10, 2007 4:25 PM
Fox is wrong. She was calling me --AGAIN. And I'm sick of her. I tried putting a block on her but she must have a gazillion phones.
14. D. Richards (Champ.) - December 10, 2007 4:28 PM
You know what I really fucking hate? No, not myself. Not this time. Ha. Real funny. No, I hate those fucking self important blue-tooth people that you see out in public. You know the drill: you're walking in a store minding your own business, avoiding eye-contact - - then you see a person walking towards you, staring in to your eyes, talking loudly enough to make you clench your fists; are they talking to me, what do they want. You duck down behind a rack-of clothes and watch for a moment. Are they crazy? What the fuck. What the hell are they talking about? The person turns their head. Oh, they're not psychotic. They're just being kind enough to include you in to one of their conversations. Yeah, g'rl! Die blue-tooth scum!
Oh, yeah. Fuck Paris. I know that feeling, though. I go out to eat a lot by myself alone because I'd rather be lone than have to suffer through somebody's bullshit problems. So, I'm alone. People are starting to stare. Why's this weird guy alone? Maybe he's sick? He looks strange. Why's his mouth open? I don't know. Check him out.
I grab for the phone and pretend I'm talking to somebody's bestfriend. I act like I'm listening to my voice-mail. I just stare at the phone for minutes at a time. Thanks phone. No one ever calls but you're there for me. Friend.
15. megs - December 10, 2007 4:34 PM
i second the comment about bluetooths!!! i always think people are having some disjointed conversation with me and it turns out to be the bluetooth! also....why must people wear them when they are not in use???? that's maybe even more retarded because they have that damn blinking light on the side of their head....
16. TheLostGirl - December 10, 2007 4:34 PM
Is it any surprise this vacuous skank has no real friends?!
17. celebrity - December 10, 2007 4:35 PM
At least this time,Paris didn't have any upskirt scene or any thing that will caught media's attemtion
18. The White Urkele - December 10, 2007 4:40 PM
#14 I know what you mean! I ride the train to work every day. And every day there is some cyborg looking retard with a mini can opener looking thing with a blue LED light on it, stuck to his or her ear and they talk loud enough for everyone to hear how artificialy important they are.
Of course everytime I go into a store I put my phone up to my ear. But that is so the sales people don't bother me and ask stupid questions. That is how I got my wife to quit going to the store with me!
19. schlechter - December 10, 2007 4:43 PM
I like the picture of the kid in the stroller trying to pull her dress off. Keep it up little guy.
20. Cat - December 10, 2007 4:49 PM
Holy crap, she's got some gigantic man hands. That is all.
21. FRIST!!! - December 10, 2007 4:51 PM
All I'm saying is that ever since that chicken fell off of the porch, my fingertips hurt..
22. ding dong - December 10, 2007 4:52 PM
i can't wait for the day when she pulls a gwen stefani and buys some japanese girls to follow her around. this girl is so done.
23. The White Urkele - December 10, 2007 5:00 PM
Who is that younger and hotter version of Condoleezza Rice? I'd do a threesome with Paris, Condoleezza and myself. I'd have to have a few vodka & 7ups first!
24. Zoo Zoo - December 10, 2007 5:48 PM
Oh Hell, someone left the cage door open again.
25. Zoo Zoo - December 10, 2007 5:52 PM
# 23 -
Condi Rice would kill herself before she would stand within 10 feet of Paris, yet alone be involved in a three-way with her. Dream on!
26. jim - December 10, 2007 6:28 PM
Dat bitch look like Stevie Wonder.
27. Burgernoodle - December 10, 2007 7:04 PM
THIS is absolutely hilarious. it would have been even more incredible if it started ringing while she was chatting away.
28. Tapeworm - December 10, 2007 7:29 PM
By "kind of sad" you mean "a fucking cunt"
29. carl sibling - December 10, 2007 7:44 PM
Check out her necklace. It's the headpiece of the Staff of Ra from "Raiders of the Lost Ark"
30. julee - December 10, 2007 7:46 PM
cutier. She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it
31. MJ - December 10, 2007 8:05 PM
LMAO at #4 enough said.
http://www.myspace.com/thatdamnmj
32. Givesashitless - December 10, 2007 8:27 PM
Unless they grabbed the phone away and confirmed noone was on the other end I don't believe it.
A cell beeps when low on battery or if you get a message or incoming call while you are on the line.
Is this even newsworthy anyway? It is just pathetic.
33. Givesashitless - December 10, 2007 8:27 PM
Unless they grabbed the phone away and confirmed noone was on the other end I don't believe it.
A cell beeps when low on battery or if you get a message or incoming call while you are on the line.
Is this even newsworthy anyway? It is just pathetic.
34. tree hater - December 10, 2007 9:38 PM
newsworthy, paris a vacuous idiot? no, nothing here. where's her latest sperm donor? is that even a real phone, maybe it's a pretend one?
35. gerard Vandenberg - December 10, 2007 10:37 PM
What else could and should this HERPES-WHORE be doing than calling and smiling. This is a perfect spot for getting and "give away" HERPES!!
36. maya - December 11, 2007 12:05 AM
Wow
37. wason smith - December 11, 2007 12:15 AM
Hilton?Well ,i see this pic again .for i have appreciated a same one on the site muslimonly.com/i/registration some of her lovers even uploaded some of private videos ,it is so good and they are so kind.
38. babyglyniss - December 11, 2007 1:33 AM
paris hilton is drop dead gorgeous!!!!!!
39. Narcissist - December 11, 2007 1:52 AM
Did she get that dress from the mom on "Everybody Loves Raymond"?
40. Narcissist - December 11, 2007 2:11 AM
I'd rather see more pics of this "babyglyniss" gal @38, although I don't understand how Bai Ling could be considered any more skanky than Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton is SKANK-TABULOUS!
41. Barbie - December 11, 2007 11:29 PM
I wonder if while she was one the phone she was talking in her high-pitched nervous voice...
42. pinkdate.Zu5.net - December 15, 2007 12:21 AM
she is sad for what? I see her smile, indeed....oh.. am i mixed ??/
43. christina - January 9, 2008 2:13 AM
I truly believe that this blood-sucking Parisite lives in her own little world. Either that, or she's been overdoing it on the Valtrex. Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com