Dec 17 2007Nicole Kidman as the Tin-Man

Nicole Kidman attended the premiere of The Golden Compass in Australia yesterday. Apparently she’s wearing some sort of tin-foil outfit. While her ass looks amazing in it for her age, I wonder if this is some sort of future suit that reverses the effects of time. If it is, I’d ask for my money back. Except in this case she can’t, because I sold it to her and my website clearly states “All sales are final.” But, I’m a nice guy, so here’s a free bottle of “Make Tom Cruise Love Me” spray. It’s guaranteed to work. Just ask Katie Holmes on those rare days she’s allowed out of the house.

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WHAT THE HELL KINDA OUTFIT IS THAT?!

Nicole used to be so fricking beautiful, she is looking so plastic nowadays.

third. who cares. i love nicole. tall scarey looking white chick.

I have some pants like that, they have the zipper in the rear. Easy access I guess.

She is so hot. I noticed her at one big site, it seems that is millionairefriends.com. Sorry. I forget the username. I will check if this is true.

#3- No body cares about your assfucking.

WTH?? Looks like the Tin Man's head is rusting. And his face is sliding off. Mouth is bleeding too.

Too much surgery and microderm abrasion. Not skin left. SHe is losing the looks she had. I think they lasted about a year.

#1, see #4

It's a tranny outfit.

Tee Hee

#4- that is

Where was the person that usually dresses her? Normally she looks classic and beautiful. She does look good for her age. But we have to take in note that she is near half a centery old! (Tom traded in for a new model!)

#9,
Like I give a shit what you say or think.

I have to agree with 6.

Where was the person that usually dresses her? Normally she looks classic and beautiful. She does look good for her age. But we have to take in note that she is near half a centery old! (Tom traded in for a new model!)

#11 Haven't you dropped dead of Aids or Hep C yet you filthy assed, confused, disease ridden, shame on humanity, butt banger. Damn. Oh, and I dont like that fugly scarecrow looking white bitch Nicole Kidman. I'd like to put a candle to her face and watch that fucker melt.

should have been called "the platinum compass"

wow, that was lame.

I'd like to oil her squeaky parts

They've landed..

Future . . . foil . . . great job copying Celebslam

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/nicole-kidman-2

#14. When life becomes so much that you loose the ability to live and let live then I recommend Heroin. For you I recommend about 5 times the normal dose. That is an overdose which is what you need. You are a hate crime waiting to happen.

19- It's lose, not loose. Unless you were speaking about your ass.......

God, that's ugly. It looks like cheap 90's rave gear.

11 - TT has lots of friends here. Maybe you should leave.

22- which part of it do you want to leave? The boy or the girl?

Are you sure it's Nicole Kidman and not one of those fucking silver painted street mimes? Yeah yeah, I get it, your a robot. Here's dime, now fuck off. Goddamn those freaks piss me off.

On another note, #6 & #14 fuck off! From a friend of TT.

Why is it that idiots like you not only do not realize that we are all somewhat different, but cannot tolerate people that do not "think" like they do? If your God made us (hateful baptist pseudo-religion, liar's club full of wishful self-decievers) as a part of creation then he made us all highly variable. Asshole. I personally like people for themselves, not the lie they portray.

I have some of the Make Tom Cruise love ME spray. I put it on TT's ass last night and and BLAM! I was in! Silver balls, silver balls......................

If I only had a brain, do do do do do.

Hey Jacky #5, why don't you fuck straight off, asshole?

Normally I wouldn't respond to idiots like #14................but,

To your disapointment, I'm healthy and disease free, because I don't have to fuck $10.00 infected whores like your Mother.


I will live a very long time.

I meant 14 -

TT you tell that bitch what's what>>>>!!!!

All you haters can just take it somewhere else.

God made me the way I am and nothing you say can or will change any of that. I'm very comfortable with who I am.

It doesn't piss me off or get me mad, so take your shit somewhere else.

Liza #10 & 13, don't you know Tom Cruise trades in his wife every ten years, for another one ten years younger? He's on his third wife now k? Because TCLTC!!
Poor Nicole, scathing movie reviews for all her work lately, she's going on the road with the old man, probably give him some muse ....

mmm shiny and austrailian

She needs someone to oil her with man goo. On a scale of 1-10 shes a 2.5. Let's put it this way, I would not jump all over Oprah's couch for her.

She looks like a stewardess on the Teegeeack shuttle to Scientology's galactic HQ.

I like Nicole Kidman. I don't have anything horrible to say about her. She's sweet and timid seeming, which gives her a enigmatic quality; she's alright.

P.S. And she let Tomboy Cruise fuck her. She has more intestinal fortitude than most.

P.S.S. Well, we're all supposed to believe that Cruise is straight. Play along, thetons!

Wow, her profile on the www.pantysniffer.com is too much heat for any singular male. Feeling free to check the audastical hotness is demanded!!

What a waste of good aluminum foil. Somewhere, a roast is getting freezer burn. Shame, Nicole, shame.

Oh My. I saw nicole's picture on a different website. She was posing in that same outfit at http://www.fuckamoviestar.com

Any girl that was married to me looks great. That's because their bodies were never used. At least, never by me. Yep now you know. Katie got preggo after sitting in my bathwater after rather long afternoon fantasizing about Zack Efron.

14, sounds like you don't like anyone who isn't exactly like you. Here's hoping there aren't very many of you. TT rocks!

If by amazing ass you mean, flat and unshapely, then I agree, it's amazing

The shoes and hair make it even worse.

Total disaster.

I started out as a liberal "live and let live" guy too but give the freaks an inch and they will take a mile.

God made you, Texas Tranny, to have free will, and to use your free will in an intelligent way, to judge and accept reality, not to succumb to your lowest and most animal instincts. And if you do decide to scrape the bottom, then please, do it in private. Don't expect me to laugh at your oh-so-charming antics.

So I take it you #14's lawyer. Remember that Hitler started out saying his plans to cull out the weak were only for the mentally retarded. That wasn't right but somehow it also turned into the extermination of millions of jews. You are saying you would kill for your idea of what is right. You are an ass.

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#44 what makes you think TT or anyone else here gives a fuck about what you started out as or anything else you have to say? I'm pretty sure your the only person who values your opinions so don't expect the rest of us to give a shit.

#14 repress much? Just come out and admit you like the cock. It's OK, we are all grown ups here.

Sexy

You have many fans on nudistconnect.com. They love your nude scene in the movie. LOL

Why do you always bag on Kate Holmes for staying in. Which one is it..Perez?? Brittany should stay home, because shes out too much.... but Kate should go out, so you can then turn around and say that she should be at home with her kids?

Figure it out. theres a fine line between being funny, and being a hypocrite.

Why didn't you wear a dark wig?
Start also talks with kim kardashian how and where she is getting such wonderfull ASSES!!

#44

All straight men do not have the "animal instincts" to fuck or be fucked by another man. So by saying that, guess what that made you?

I know repressed gays are often confused, so let me help you identify the lowest animal instincts that straight men have: drill as many as vaginas as possible, as deeply as possible.

gross fashion sense she's having.

TT,

It just so happened that I have never met a tranny I found attractive, but you really are starting to grow on me (blush)...

And I am very very picky, not to mention do not fall in love easily...

WOW, Nicole is really a sexy woman! My friend told me on http://www.FemMate.com includes her HOT pics, video, related news, vital stats, commentary, and cool facts

She hardly has an ass at all.

She's starting to look crazy and like she's about to break into maniacal laughter. She's had way to much work done on her face. What has she done to her upper lip? And that stupid outfit is still less shiny than her forehead.


What's the difference between #14 and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of 4.

14 and 44 (such a lovely couple)..Texas Tranny is hilarious and doesn't judge people (unless you're a celeb and obvi you're not) he's a better MAN than you any day of the week, you ignorant fucks. I think people who are so homophobic they're full of hate are thisclose to wanting to try it themselves, so they talk shit. (Like the military dad in American Beauty?)
14, I'll bet you can find a friend who'll experiment with you when they get out of prison. Just bring over a 40 and your sweet, non-white ass. (Why is it neccessary to say "that WHITE chick" like white is an insult? Do you just want to seperate yourself as not white? I knew before you wrote that that you weren't a brain surgeon from Connecticut..)
Tranny just remember that 44 is probably a fat, short balding middle aged man in debt with a nagging wife and a closeted gay son who hates him. Either that or a Bush fan, either way he's fucked.

She is so bewitching, moreover her hair style looks gorgeous 8-)
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Contact me at myspace #55.

Thank you #'s 41, 47, 55 and 59 and anybody else I missed.

Nicole I want to apoligize that no one here is spewing hate at you. We got sidetracked by a bigot. But we really do want to do you, I swear.

the outfit matches her personality....cold as ice

Er... Do some of you actually KNOW each other ?
If not, how can you say TT is a "nice man" when all he does is write about asses, poop, weird outfits ? And how can you say that #6 is a "bigot" just because he (she?) complained about having to read about assfucking, which is kind of understandable after all ? There are so many porn sites, why come here ? Okay, I shut up.

#64,
Yes some of do know each other.

I NEVER write about shit, NEVER.

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As usual, I started looking at all the pictures then got sidetracked by all the responses to and from Texas Tranny. No. 14 is a very sick puppy that should have been put down at birth.

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