Dec 10 2007Lindsay Lohan snags a new man - no, that’s not right

C'mon. We all know that this is her gay hobbit buddy, Frodo Faggins.

dork

I think he/she can make his/her own babies.

Tee Hee
I know this guy is wearing pretty panties under his jeans.

yes, that man is obviously homosexual in all kinds of ways. especially the very gay kind. with gayness sprinkles

He's creepy, she must be smoking meth again..

Is that Mr. Bean?

hey look is the taylor's youngest son mark and he is dating HOHAN

Is she forty now? Does rehab age you that rapidly? no wonder Amy W. doesn't want to go.

His entire outfit costs less than her manicure.

I'm guessing the weirdo starfucker is Lindsay's N.A. sponsor. I just can't figure out who is who. God grant me the wisdom to know the difference.

how exciting! Could this be the fagalicious man seen on AnyPortInAStorm.com? I'm not sure.

Dude has trout shoulders

He's wearing women's jeans.

That IS the Tool Man's youngest kid!!! Freak!

F the burning piss ... She's still hot.

It's nice seeing Lindsay with these clowns. It gives me a certain amount of confidence this has been actress fucks guys much uglier than me.

#10, What's sad is that your statement is probably true, and she STILL looks like crap.

He looks like a little kid who's thinking "i have a secret". Can you guess what it is? My guess is that he has a vagina...

there is no other explanation for this freak of nature other than to assume it is the mysterious love child of Marty Feldman and George Clooney.

That homeless guy is way too good for Lindsay Lohan

#16 and yet you still can't get laid. sucks eh?

Lindsay looks great

Is it just me or is that guy wearing a wedding ring?

We need to start a petition to get that guy to shave his head. He has 80's Kip Winger hair without being a rockstar. He needs to go stubble head. For his own good.

Christ, I thought it was Maggie Gyllenhaal for a moment.

Is it worng that I want to have sex with its hair?

Lindsay actually looks better in that picture than she has in years. Mr. Bean's really let himself go, though.

Me thinks Christina Aguilera's caveman husband slapped a wig on and went out on the prowl... either that or Lindsay's trying really hard to look hot or doing charity work by hanging out with this 'Normy'

Looks like Mel from Flight of the Conchords, with less facial hair.

He looks like a gay Howard Stern on acid.

Constantine Mouralis is a lucky guy!

seriously, i think this guy is a dealer or at least a tweeker. i saw him in photos of her at a pool last year where she was "partying" and anyone who parties within 10 feet of lohan is high

her new man is so gross...i mean his face obviously..

haha, she does look hot next to him!
and he looks like mr.bean wearing a king louis XIV wig, dressed in emo/hipster kid clothing.

Lindsay looks great. Must be his magic beans haha

#8 & 15 I think you are both correct......It's Taran Noah Smith aka Mark Taylor from Home Improvement. Someone needs to let him know that Fox News is reporting today that there is now a cure for being gay.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316316,00.html

Holy shit! Christians, hold on to your space tickets; it's the second coming (ejaculating) of Jesus. Jesus sure is a fucking dork. Look at him with that hair (wig?). Hey, Jesus, nice bangs, you fucking queer. Ha! Yeah! Hey, Jesus, cool legs, man. What happen? You fall down as a boy? You look just like my crippled aunt, Holy-ghost. You crippled, Jesus? Fucking ridiculous.

That guy looks like Dave Atell's face with Celine Dion's "son's" hair. He's actually considered a God in Canada!

.....or possibly Mr. Bean's magical leprechaun cousin...with magic beans inside

The name is Fagio

#36, ooohh. that actually explains a LOT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA p0nk...

When she offered him that $20 to walk her to the car, he never thought he'd be thrust from coatroom boy to superceleb faster than Britney Spears would drop her kid when offered a Twinkie for each hand. Ouch.

#8 - HA!! great catch

fish, something is up with your "post comments"dealie. it keeps adding my comments before im finished!!!! goddammm it!!!

#36, sorry dude...lost my train of thought about Celine. :(

That can't be Taran Noah Smith/Mark Taylor - that guy looks as old as Tim Allen. Great hair.

is that the guy from that berries and creme starburst commercial??

Lindsay looks amazingly good in that picture. She must be staying drug/alcohol free. Her eyes even look brighter.

I'm surprised that no one has pointed out how much Lindsey looks exactly like her mom in that picture. Surely I'm not the only one that thinks so?!

http://www.pitch.com/2007-04-26/news/cheese-nuts/full

The dude is an odd cat.

That looks to be Adam Green of Horrible Music Even My Retarded Hippie Brother Wouldn't Listen to fame.

Way to go, Lindsey, you bagged yourself a German Superstar.

I think he wants to be a she. Which is fine I'm not some pathetic biggoted loser. But, may I give he/she a hint your hair is quite girly good first step but ,girls (most of them) do not have beards so you should maybe shave that get a padded bra and a new dress and you'll probably look better than the pile of horse manure your standing next to. You say that a person, a famous actress/singer nope never heard of her my brain does not retain information about worthless people.

You know I love how the homophobes are the most gay guys ever slapping each others butts hanging out together and having more fun with each other than with their women. Poor little closeted babies they are just so scawed of big bad gay people because secretly they are just terrified about all those hardons they got back in gym class and what they might mean. Most hot girls, like me, love gay guys so if you want any you are going to have to get over your pathetic homophobia. See pretty girls take care of themselves unlike fat butchy girls and gay men are basically in charge of the whole beauty industry so pretty girls who smell nice and have beautiful soft hair and skin look that way in part due to gay men so you won't get to bang any pretty ladies if you are a big old biggot. Also gay men aren't all wimpy looking some are quite the opposite and will provide your lady with some protection from stoogy pervs who hit on poort hot girls non-stop when you are too busy getting drunk and slapping your buddies asses after watching a good sweaty man on man on man on man... football game.

So homophobes I sicerely encourage you to get over yourselves if you wany to get under or over some hottie who is actually a girl. Because of course you could just go on hating gay guys with all your buddies who you spend so much time with and who you love so much...

Check out > www.sexandthecitymoviepremiere.com ! Amazing

@8 Wow I didn't catch that at all. I agree with the others great catch!

Now I want the scoop on the Taylor's whiny third child now that Mark is all grown up. What's he doing on other than dealing ecstasy (Lohan stop grinning so wide you stupid twat!). Is he doing dinner theater, Shakespeare in the park, financing his own indie film, or is he at long last just enjoying life on the other side of the camera?

THEY MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

That's a little lad who loves berries and cream!

That's Christina Aguilera's man in a wig.

I thought Doug Henning was dead.

It's the loser John Cusack gave a ride home to from the party in "Say Anything".

she's pretty.
Lohan ain't bad either.

It's the loser John Cusack gave a ride home to from the party in "Say Anything".

Remember - he is coming from the pool of "I'm so horny, I'll knowingly expose myself to venereal disease to get laid" guys.

great Lohan is a fag hag now

That retarded hippy's tongue will fall off after he eats that pussy.

He looks like one of Jenna's entourage from 30 Rock.

Crazy eyes. That dude's got the crazy eyes!!

Notice the controller in his left hand and how his finger is curved over the main button. As long as he has it, she is powerless. She is smiling and looks good but that is only part of the device's effect. I had the earlier model but it only worked on Paris Hilton so I returned it for a store credit.

Wow... Speechless really... Do you think they went to In-and-out burger for a malt?
http://do1t.net

that is the dude from home improvement:

http://thebosh.com/upload/2007/07/26/childsuperstar%20ta.jpg

Wow, Danny Bonaduce and Amy Winehouse had a kid. Trippy...

Dave Stewart from The Eurythmics wants his willy to fall off.

He looks like http Yakov Smirnoff, and remarkably he is still alive: www.yakov.com
Anyone remember "Moscow on the Hudson"?

She looks good here...

maybe a little coked out though.

wow, what an ugly looking dork. My guess is she's just thinks he's a cool, funny guy and wants to hang out and has no interest in anything but being friends. It does happen occassionally, ya know. And I have to say, Lindsey actually looks really pretty in these pics. Normally I can't fricken stand the bitch and think she's over rated and unattractive. But here I beg to differ; though it pains me.

They both have coke eyes. What a couple of drugged out losers. Lindsey is still a Coke Whore and will go home with anything that has coke. The picture is proof of that.

She is done with, and will never work in this town (Hollywood) again. She needs to move to France and shack up with Roman Polanski, he's more her type.

That faggot needs to stop wearing v-necks, Lindsay Lohan jewelry, tight, urban outfitters pants, and trendy converse. His bangs are numb. His face is numb. He's a faggot. And he doesn't know what to do with his hands, does he swing em? put em in his pocket? or hold his phone at stomach level. In poker, they call that a "Tell." In life, they call that "Low self-esteem."

Wow... I guess even Weird Al Yankovic can get lucky....

Folks, this guy is her Israeli bodyguard. He'll kill your ass or F it. Who can tell?

Well, it is Hanukkah after all. Can't a girl just go out to enjoy some latkas and brisket with her grandma?

Well, it is Hanukkah after all. Can't a girl just go out to enjoy some latkes and brisket with her grandma?

He looks like Chelsea Clinton!!! It IS Chelsea Clinton!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

it's totally chelsea clinton. i went to college with chelsea clinton so i would know.

I'm a nobody but even I won't date anyone looking like that.

Someone saw their hot kiss photo at interracialconnect.com . It is said that they had a profile theree and wanna start their blog. looking forward their hot video. lol. love u, lindsay

Can I just say, almost everyone posting here tonight has been in top form, with many, many hilarious and original observations. It has been so boring to read the predictable "I'd hit that" comments and all their variants. Thank you for bringing cleverness back to what has become a very dull website.

that's Ricky Rackman

agree with #82. that as funny!

I like his rocker hair!!!!!!

PunkA@1 that was fuckin' hilarious. Hardest I have laughed all week.

Jesus Lindsay, do you have to date a guy who could get his ass kicked by an 8 year old girl?

His hair must have taken hours. It's like prom perfect. If only he had the dress to match.

Lindsay Lohan is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service seekingsugar, a place for rich men to spoil and support sexy women..

What a deusche!

geez,it's just her best gay, pootie something. she's always seen with him. he's the guy with the weird denim cut-offs BEFORE they got into "style".

Tip toe...thruuuuuuuuuogh the tuuuuulips...

Totally agree with #52
huahuahuahuhauha
Oh my gosh - he is the creepiest man alive!!!
I love the bangs..... totally wich I had his hair!

Funny posts, yes, but they were all pointless because this Fozzie from the Muppet Show loser is just one of "her gays." She's been hanging out with him for years.

I really think this says it at all. You just wanna know how the career of Überbitch lilo is doing? The answer is quite simple: TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT NEW FRIEND AND MONGOL-LOOKALIKE GRIZZLY ADAMS!!

I meant Ralph, the piano-playing dog. Sorry Fozzie didn't mean to offend.

Piss fucking shit! It's Rowlf. That's the second time I've fucked up the joke but it was worth it because this guy IS Rowlf -- from now on I shall know him as Rowlf!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Rowlf.jpg

he looks like a white SANJAYA malakar

thats Patrick Aufdenkamp

That guy seems like a gay. Why not go to pluscupid.com? There are hundreds of thousands of handsome guys on the site.

i cant believe none of you know him.
hes name is pootie and him and lindsay have been friends forever.

Oh, he's not so bad. He's that kinda ugly cute thing like Beck, like Amy Winehouse (oh, she's Fug), you yes we know what you look like. WHATEVER! He's OK nice eyes!

Lindsays bodyguard is a curious looking character, but he protects her from ninjas and ghosts. Maybe they'll do a remake of the Costner/Houston movie.

Lindsay always beats the shit out of Britney and Paris as far as I'm concerned. I think she could roll around in pig diarrhea and still top those two.

@26 and 54 - Yeah, I figured that was Jordans cousin that lives in the mushroom meadow adjacent Jordans skank swamp.

@55 hah.

@64 He built that thing in science class. The Ho-Getta.

#82-thank you for saying that-I agree 100 percent!! Thank God we're not having to read 'I'd hit that" every other post.... (and to those of yo u who will respond with more 'I'd hit thats,'" let me just say, YOU WOULD NOT!!)

#49-I doubt you are a woman, you're too pissed off at all the homophobes to be a girl (just ignore them-the phobes-I think they hibernate after football season)

Chelsea Clinton is not looking good, she has her mom's body and her dad's taste in women....;) Definitley a drug friendship, she's not with this guy.

Oh and Lindsey looks good because she's got all kinds of extra 'energy '(=drugs) to put on makeup and get ger hair done. And she probably spent all night in the bathroom, so she had more time to make herself look good.
I heard she left a needle in her room at Shutters and they photographed it and banned her.
Go back to rehab and stop making bad movies.

@55 Hah! He's Chicken Lover from South Park!

#61-go back to your Nascar race

and whoever firrst pointed out the Chelsea Clinton similarit y is my new hero..if you cover the 5 ockock shadow, it's her twin bro...-wait..-sis..no..- broster?

I used to like superficial until you guys fuckin posted that stupid ass headline. How can you call that thing a "man". See this is what happens when you let homosexuals have sex - they poop out strange lookin fagbots such as this one.

@98 Hey! He seems to be!

http://www.myspace.com/patrickaufdenkamp
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=40586470

I guess Briky is his girlfriend. Lohan can't win his love.

He looks like Aguillera's husband with a wig.

i figure she just thinks that if she picks an ugly enough guy, she won't have to read in the tabloids for the next 3-4 months how paris and brit stole her man...because they wont WANT him.

The guy's name is Johnny Borrell - used to date Kristen Dunst
http://movies.msn.com/movies/2007review/undressed?GT1=7701

According to TMZ, that's her ASSistant.

cristina A's husband's brother??

He has borrowed some of carols shaven pubes and stuck it on his head. And i am gay and we do not look like this guy... he looks like he has been cut and pasted

Errr your SO gross Michael! Let's face it he is a freak... well good on him for getting a perm and all ahahahahaha

he has a bunch of coke back as his apt in santa monica. Oh, did I say apartment, I meant his mom's basement.

I think Lindsay should go for Zac Efron! Seriously...Baby V needs some competition! BREAK 'EM UP LOHAN!

Um, I know this guy no joke. His name is skippy and he was my brother's roommate in Boston.

Skippy is a douche

the man looks like a monster that is mad and is going to eat persons,,,,.. I feel horrible about him.Lindsay must be wise enough to abandon him, rYEAH....?
http://pinkmingle.com is going to giving details about it, wait? No, go ahead

the man looks like a monster, I don't like him get approach of Lindsay! get out, guy!