Dec 17 2007Karolina Kurkova wears panties
These are the final round of shots from Victoria’s Secret model Karolina Kurkova’s three-day photo shoot in St. Barts. I bet if you removed her panties an angel would fly out of her vagina. Of course, I’d shoot the angel mid-flight with my laser wang and watch it fall into the ocean. Sometimes I like to send God a message that I don’t appreciate winged creatures interrupting my sexual conquests. Like the time a dragon cock-blocked me with Jessica Simpson. I chopped off its head with a broken whiskey bottle and breathed fire down its neck. True story.
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Reader Comments
1. Sophie - December 17, 2007 5:02 PM
She kinda looks like Napoleon Dynamite...but cute!
2. melissa - December 17, 2007 5:03 PM
hehe
3. kirsten dunst - December 17, 2007 5:21 PM
and a fucking seriously ugly top piece. go her. lets make her a star!
4. havoc - December 17, 2007 5:21 PM
Christ, she's fat......
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5. D. Richards (Hands.) - December 17, 2007 5:23 PM
You know that flatulent smell that you get after you've eaten a whole load of Grade-B chili rellenos?
Or even better. That taste you get in your mouth after you eat ceareal, then fall asleep for a few hours? Yeah you do.
That's the only image I can muster while looking at this toilet-bowl.
6. Son-of D. Richards - December 17, 2007 5:25 PM
#5?! "Cereal". Bitch-ass..
7. p0nk - December 17, 2007 5:26 PM
Victoria's Secret sells underoos now? VS went the extra mile to make this chick look like she lives under a bridge.
8. I'dMarryHer - December 17, 2007 5:27 PM
I would marry this woman even though to her English ijust a second language. I marry her just for a chance to take those panties off her with my teeth.
9. Sam Hain - December 17, 2007 5:29 PM
What the hell is that casting a shadow across her left thigh?
10. Ted from LA - December 17, 2007 5:29 PM
When is she due?
11. Ted from LA - December 17, 2007 5:33 PM
#9,
It's a bruise from my thumb. I apologized and sent her flowers.
12. Chick Crack - December 17, 2007 5:40 PM
Hot, hot, hot! But definitely a relative of Napoleon Dynamite.
13. D - December 17, 2007 5:51 PM
Hey, at least in this series of photos (unlike the last two) it doesn't look like she has a penis. So hooray for that!
14. Auntie Kryst - December 17, 2007 5:52 PM
Karolina, I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.
15. FRIST!!! - December 17, 2007 5:53 PM
Oh, how funny, I keep confusing her with the tennis player..
16. Jimbo - December 17, 2007 5:57 PM
@15 No big deal, Neither one can hit a ball, They are just nice to look at.
Is the fighting over? I am out of here. I get to go fix my washing machine. A Fing mouse ate the hoses. If I don't some wash today, I am going cammando tomorrow..
17. FRIST!!! - December 17, 2007 5:58 PM
Oh, yeah, auntie, she can definitely get away with drinking whole..
18. FRIST!!! - December 17, 2007 6:01 PM
Hey Jimbo, maybe you should check on that rodent problem while yer at it!!!!..
19. ph7 - December 17, 2007 6:03 PM
She's too fat to be a Victoria Secret model. Oink, oink, porker!
20. TS - December 17, 2007 6:16 PM
FRIST!!! you continue to crack my shit up.
On a different topic, has anyone noticed the Andrew Christian ad just to the right of where we write in our comments here? What's up with that thing? I have nothing against gay people but come on now, Fish. I thought this was a family site.
21. FRIST!!! - December 17, 2007 6:25 PM
I was thinking the same thing, TS. It almost looks like thew guy on the left is about to give that other guy a BJ. Which is fine with me, I enjoy gay porn..
22. bleh - December 17, 2007 6:29 PM
that andrew christian ad is pretty gay. in this context, i use the word gay to mean both homosexual and lame.
23. TS - December 17, 2007 6:31 PM
Well that makes one of us. Personally I like striaght porn. And single malt scotch. And tequila. And some bomb-ass cabernet.
24. FRIST!!! - December 17, 2007 6:38 PM
TS, when I said I like gay porn, it's only because it's porn. I like any kind of porn. Except there is probably a lot of porn I have never seen or even heard of, oh and I don't ever want to see kiddie porn. Actually maybe I hate porn..
25. TS - December 17, 2007 6:58 PM
A hot chick who loves porn? You will or perhaps have already made someone a very happy man. Great work.
26. Ugly - December 17, 2007 7:40 PM
That girl is ugly--I'm sorry to say. Her mouth is awful--rodentia comes to mind.
27. julee - December 17, 2007 7:40 PM
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it
28. Ted from LA - December 17, 2007 8:03 PM
FUCK YOU Julee WITH TWO EEs.
29. TS - December 17, 2007 8:19 PM
Re: #27. Take your interracial propaganda where it belongs. Not that there's anything wrong with jungle fever, this is just not the place top drop your ads, that's all. You know JULEE's boyfriend's name is Tyrel or Quantrel or some shit because I have never seen a black chick nemed Julee. Shoot the root.
What's up with the "el's "equa's" anyways?
30. charle - December 17, 2007 9:09 PM
love her
31. charle - December 17, 2007 9:09 PM
love her
32. charle - December 17, 2007 9:10 PM
so funny
33. charle - December 17, 2007 9:11 PM
terrible
34. charle - December 17, 2007 9:13 PM
Sexy
35. charle - December 17, 2007 9:14 PM
Sexy
36. gotmilk? - December 17, 2007 9:19 PM
not this ugly bitch again.
37. charle - December 17, 2007 9:22 PM
I heard this news earlier at another place. Do you know so many people at pubspa.com talk her.
38. moose - December 17, 2007 9:24 PM
there is something seriously wrong with this world when people can look at these pictures and say "she's fat."
Good grief, what's the new "fat" threshold?? Anything over a 26" waist is obese now?
39. Mick - December 17, 2007 9:51 PM
She isn;t as tiny as I thought a VS model would be.
40. veggi - December 17, 2007 10:09 PM
#24's comment makes perfect sense if you replace "porn" with "Jimbo".
41. steve - December 17, 2007 10:10 PM
She's fuckin HUGE
42. D. Richards - December 17, 2007 10:19 PM
Racism isnt dead, it lives in her panties, Big Word, Big Word...spew, Big Word, Big Word ....Rant. I should adopt her dirty panties and raise them to hate. Rant, Rant, Bitch...Dreck, Rubbish, Rant.
43. Duyke - December 17, 2007 10:49 PM
Short bus.
44. Binky - December 17, 2007 10:55 PM
Well it turns out my last radio simulation a few links back didn't actually comment on KK thread. So CZ this out:
"Mario Testino said of Kurková, "The proportions of her body and her face, as well as her energy level, make her a model who could fit almost into any moment."[2] Designer Marc Jacobs said, "She has an angelic look with a dark side, she's sweet and fun but looks like she could be an evil bewitching child."[2] Vogue editor Anna Wintour called her the "next supermodel."[2]."
[2] Burp.
(Oh and this link is for the ladies and our good friends at Home Depot - I'm sure you've all been there ladies...)
45. maggie - December 17, 2007 10:59 PM
You looks so hot. Seems you want to be naked. You can go to be nude with nudist on nudistconnect.com
46. Is VSC Doing A Different Kind of Affirmative Action? - December 17, 2007 11:19 PM
After seeing that her waist and hip are practically the same size in her last post, now I know why VS usually makes her wear this type of clothes.
47. glyniss - December 18, 2007 12:14 AM
she's a lil' fleshy
48. vivibear - December 18, 2007 12:45 AM
She is really a sexy woman and a suiper model! There are more pics, biography, video, related news, vital stats, commentary, and cool facts on my Blog. Just clicking on my name to view more.
49. Unklejoe - December 18, 2007 12:55 AM
Put yo britches on bitch
50. FRIST!!! - December 18, 2007 2:04 AM
Binky, that was gross, but hilarious..
51. Ript1&0 - December 18, 2007 2:30 AM
Hey DRichards, you weren't as filthy and offensive as you usually are today. What gives man? Don't hold out on me now...
52. Binky - December 18, 2007 5:46 AM
Cliff Notes: Breaker. Breaker. SkipLine. You've got the Cliffster. Go. You got the Cliffster.....Ten eight ? Over. Kenneth ?........ Dan ?
Binky: Look Cliff. Just fuck off. These radio simulations are relatively stupid - without a radio.
IE (Don't try this at home.)(without a radio.)
(as they say in the industry)
53. Anal Phlegm Munch - December 18, 2007 6:37 AM
She's fugly. Luckily I fuck fugly chicks.
54. Tracy - December 18, 2007 7:28 AM
I didn't know Napoleon Dynamite had a sister...
55. charle - December 18, 2007 7:52 AM
chase it....
56. lisa630 - December 18, 2007 7:56 AM
How sexy!! I think she is a regular guest of pubspa.com. Have s look at her skin...
57. Texas Tranny - December 18, 2007 9:15 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Pretty panties
Pretty panties
58. Rachelraquel - December 18, 2007 9:50 AM
First the superfish idiot thinks Jessica Simpson looks like a tranny and calls her all sorts of names, and now he's talking about a cock blocking experience? What a douche. Make up your mind, dude. Is she ugly or not?
Anyway, Karolina Kurkova has been modeling with VS for many many years. Some of you people are acting like you've never seen her before.
59. Texas Tranny - December 18, 2007 12:00 PM
Damn Fish...............
Those are thong panties and there are several good pics of her ass.........on another site.
www.thenewsvault.com
60. extracheeseplease - December 19, 2007 3:28 AM
eww! gross! DISGUSTING! those legs are hideaous they're all long and shapely, ick who wants to see those! and her flat stomach and lean arms, *barf* I almost threw up my second peanut butter & marshmallow sandwich
61. Spinnacer - December 19, 2007 5:01 AM
She's gained weight, looks good still but not as awesome as before.
But then again, girls that huge intimidate me, I mean c'mon 6'3 and not slim?
I'm 6'2 dammit.
62. Luxury Villa - December 23, 2007 12:49 AM
Pretty funny stuff.
63. plusbabycatherin - February 15, 2008 4:18 AM
She's too fat to be a Victoria Secret model. Oink, oink, porker! but there are really very pretty women and men at the celebrity dating club LargeMingle.com but she is not the kind of pretty.