Dec 6 2007John Mayer hits on Ricki Lake, sure, why not?

Gotta love how these "celebrity" romances work. Need a bloody team of minders just to meet someone!

Did he 'hit on' her with the same ugly stick that 'hit on' him?

We just keep taking baby steps up. Maybe by the end of the day, we will have something worth commenting on.

and jesus came over on the mayflower 100 years ago and discovered oregon..

Edward Scissorhands meets Hairspray......

Cue the four horsemen.........

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I have always been horrified by her dead fish eyes!

Omg. She is beautiful and gorgeous! I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

So he's both a tucked-penis chaser and a chubby chaser? Look out, Jimbo, it looks like you're next.

John Majer is shockingly hot in person. Why does he always look like such a douche bag in photos?!

@2

HA HA!! Excellent question!

I heard Drew Carey was done with the glory holes so John Mayer could try those next. Seems like the next logical step down.

oh, how I despise omg and lol..

I do, however, enjoy romantic novels and long walks on the beach..

no. no, I don't. not at all..

She looks like my Mother.
I so want to fuck her, and eat that sweet cream-pie afterwards.

She probably put a roofie in his drink. Wait until he wakes up. That's gonna be funny.........

As if John Mayer wasn't a big enough loser spending thousands of dollars on phone sex lines. He singlehandedly employed several girls in NYC working thos phones. When he left, many were put out of work.

But now. How low can you go?
Ick.

Oh how I hope these two get married and breed. Not because I give a shit about their happiness, but because I want to see what kind of horrible mutant spawn they could produce. It could be magical.

Go Ricky! Go Ricky! Go Ricky!

NO way..... She has fat potential written all over her.

is he really that ugly? I mean...when he's not looking deathly ill and pale, I think he's an alright looking guy. Why does Superfish always pick on this dude?

...wait, which one's John Mayer??? ohhhhhh...
yeah.

=l

I want to be famous.......................I'm going to mall.

#8 was not me

What kind of a person goes from Jessica fricken Simpson to Ricky fricken Lake??? Wide array of taste in women. At least you can hold a conversation with Ricky, but you also have to look at her face, which is, you know, pukeable..

cha cha cha... new love...

#20 -

Me too. I'm going to the mall and buy a giant Mrs. Fields' birthday cookie. The clerk will think I'm having a party, but really I'm going to eat the whole thing myself. Then I can relate to JLH and RL. Why not, I want cookie......

She looks so old.

bet she's a gusher.

24-
she is 40.
i think she looks pretty damn young.
Go Ricky!

21 Frist, wassup girl

He realized that stupid doesn't taste that good. Maybe formerly fat is better in the sack. I really can't see Jessica Simpleton being anything but AWFUL in bed.

#25,
I'd really love to meet a real gusher, and have her do that on my face.

Who is a gusher here?

Wow! i dont know when this happened but riki is looking sort of hot

Wow! i dont know when this happened but riki is looking sort of hot

Hey Val! You're right. Formerly fat chicks still have that fat girl self esteem I bet. They are better in bed because they are so GRATEFUL that someone will finally do them..

I know I am, but that has nothing to do with my esteem. I just love sex..

#25 - I am! But I'd have to put my neck on your face.

They look like a white bread J Lo, and (good God, I never thought I'd say this) an uglier version of Marc Anthony. Maybe they'll get married and convert to Scientology next.

Fat girls are easy, they fuck at the drop of a hat.
I like to do them doggie-style and look at their big tits hanging down like a cow and flopping all over the place.
Most of the ones I pick up also swallow.

And I bring lots of lube. I know the cows have a hard time taking my 3 inch cock. It's huge. The cow that is. The only problem is when the neighbor finds me with my enourmous 3 inch cock inside his cow. I just hide behind the tractor. It's not like cows talk.

Then I like to suck-off his horses too. Man, those horses have lots of jiz, makes it hard to swallow all of it.

One time, I tried to make the horse screw me. That's a bit more complicated than you might imagine. Hoof indentations on your back are hard to explain. But it was worth it. Talk about horsin' around!

Has anyone seen my penis? Oh, there it is. Inside this goat. Boy, that really got my goat.

Isn't she married. Jeez. I'm a bit upset wiht myself for possibly knowing that. Anyway, not like marriage stops people from dating.

Being thin makes her look haggard!

See, one thing that people don't realize about fat chicks is that fat girls have the tightest assholes. Jo-Jo's just looking for a used-to-be celebrity that he can ass-plunder without fear of being found out by the public. Go, Ricki! This week: Ricki opens up about what 's it like to be used as an anal-whore. And that warm feeling (semen) she gets while being gang-banged by six-to eight of John Mayer's roadies. Tomorrow!

from jessica to ricki, what a downgrade. what is john mayer thinking?

John Mayer vs. Jack White

/BATTLE OF THE PALE WHITE DUDES!
//this xmas on Spike tv

Maybe if she stuck her ass out in pictures, like that potty mouth Sarah Silverman, I'd be able to classify her as a Jumbo Booty Judy.

Do not like her. A guy disclosed her nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there.

Do not like her. A guy disclosed her nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there.

Do not like her. A guy disclosed her nasty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. It caused huge discussion there.

I love Ricki she is cute and funny. But this sounds made up considering John Mayor is dating the chick from Friday Night Lights

someone saw John Mayer's picture on a service site seekingsugar.com, has she joined the club?

I thought his type was cute and dumb. He doesn't look pale, he looks jaundiced. By the way, it probaly wasn't Mayer telling Ricki "I've had a crush on you for two years." It was most likely Ricki telling Mayer "I could have crushed you two years ago."

I look at Ricki Lake and imagine her naked. Does she shave or does she have a huge bush. How does those titties look after all that weight loss!!

First and foremost. Who hits on Ricki Lake? I mean besides the blind. With that said I think it's safe to say that Mr. Mayer needs to book an appointment with the eye doctor. I will gladly pay. I used to have wet dreams of John Mayer those days are not over but this news is very discouraging.
And let us all take a moment and imagine the once Hairspray stars naked body................ Never thought I would say this but fopr the first time I envy Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. You lucky bastards!

First and foremost. Who hits on Ricki Lake? I mean besides the blind. With that said I think it's safe to say that Mr. Mayer needs to book an appointment with the eye doctor. I will gladly pay. I used to have wet dreams of John Mayer those days are not over but this news is very discouraging.
And let us all take a moment and imagine the once Hairspray stars naked body................ Never thought I would say this but fopr the first time I envy Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. You lucky bastards!

I'm betting that body is no wonderland.

she's aged horribly

is she still a single? someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an
profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know it is a site for rich women to
seek young cute men.. what a slur!

yes look greate wonderful and smile ...http://www.spymac.com/details/?2317061 sweet girl .

alays liked her and she looks delicious

John Mayer is seriously sooo hot

why would he hit on her when he's dated the likes of jessica simpson and jennifer love hewitt, maybe he likes her personaliy

@59 honey get off the sauce

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