Dec 28 2007Jessica Simpson is box-office poison

she is looking quite porn-starry in those pics. perhaps she's stepping into the semen-filled shoes left behind by jenna "the duck" jameson.

Oh... I read that as "her box is poison".

What the hell is she showing off with those wacky poses?

shell always have pro activ

first? oh man, i need to get a life.

"semen-filled shoes " Good One.

And stay the fuck away from Tony Romo, The Dallas Cowboys and Texas Stadium.

Bad Luck Bitch

I hope she goes to every game and Tony has to flip
hamburgers for a living.

ugh....her face is looking so weird these days

She's a better actress than Alba and at least she doesn't try to do any serious acting and instead only makes silly comedies. How much would Awake or Good Luck Chuck make if it only opened in 8 Texas theaters?

I liked the reality thingy she and Nick did... maybe not great in movies, but she's funny as hell when she's not acting.

She's still smokin' hot.

Better actress than Alba??? They Both suck donkey..

They SHOULD suck donkey..

Has anybody else noticed that with the advent of blogs useless wates of space like this chick never just go away? If this were 10 years ago she'd have had 1 hit song and nobody would have ever heard or seen her stupid skanky ass again.

Did I read that right? She's in a movie called Major Movie Star and it has Steve Guttenburg in it? How is this a surprise to anyone that it isn't destined for straight to DVD release? Next thing we hear is Jessica is going to remake Short Circuit with Fisher Stevens.

PS @7 damn TT sorry to hear you're a Cowboy's fan. No offense, but I want Jessica's face up on the jumbotron everytime Tony takes a snap.

I've said it already but I will mention it again.
JUST TALK WITH JENNA JAMESON!! Just talk, that won't cost a thing.
Yeah, maybe some nerves!!
John delorean had one BIG mistake and he knew what it was. IT WAS DAMN PRIDE!!
PLEASE LADY, put it away and you really be surprised!!

Yea she is funny as hell when she is not acting because she is stupid! Tuna of the Sea..."is it chicken or fish? I dont get it!" Thats why Nick left her! He couldnt deal with living with a child and have to keep her from killing herself with her stupidity. It is about that time....time to be in Porn, no thinking involved, let daddy do all the thinking...

hehehehehehe gross....

Nobody is as bad as Alba. Well, maybe Madonna is.

The point of her showing up at the Cboys game was to get publicity for that craptactular "film" being released in Texas. By the way, was that dumb twit at the Buffalo game where Ohno Romo had five turnovers or last year's playoff. I mean, she may be bad luck for her agent right now but seriously, Romo sucks ass on his own.

@17 Karishna

The brand is called "Chicken of the Sea" dumby...hence her mistaking it for chicken. You are a retard too apparently.

I SAW THIS MOVIE at the dollar theater in a DFW suburb. I went for two reasons: as a lark, to see just how much of a train-wreck this film really is and because I like Luke Wilson. To say it is a bad movie is putting it mildly - it stinks to high heaven and the reason is JESSICA SIMPSON CANNOT ACT! OMG WTF! She substitutes that big horse-smile of hers for any kind of emotion and it really grates on your nerves. AND HER TEETH ARE THE COLOR OF THIS BACKGROUND. The movie criminally wastes Luke, Willie Nelson and Penelope Ann Miller. Ms. Simpson should save herself a lot of grief and admit her extended fifteen minutes are up. There are two reasons she is a "star" and we all know what they are.

To all of you Cowboy haters, to fucking bad for you that the 'Boys will be in the Super Bowl come Feb. They WILL beat which ever lame ass team wins the American Conference.
Get used to seeing Tony.

I'm ready for Jessica-bimbo to fuck-off and die already. I guess ol' Jesus didn't like Simpson's voice or something. Maybe her daddy didn't pray right. Oh, pastor.

Hollywood parents are hustlers. No one can deny celebrity-parents ambitious zeal for money and success. Jessica Simpson had a strong pimp-father-pusher. Daddy didn't take no for an answer which is why Jessica Simpson sucks. Jessica was moved to the front of every line on pretense that she's talented. And bankable. She's not. Easy.

since when do fucking weird cross dressing fairy boys like football.....oh, wait, MEN grabbing each other in tight pants. You are so fucking predictable. And disgusting. Go suck a dick.

I can't wait to see here first Vivid Video film releases

"Jessica and the 300"
"A Blondie Sex-bition"
"Jessica Does Dallas 2, The Romo and T.O Chronicles "
"The Devil and Miss Simpson"
"Deep inside Jessica Simpson"
"Driving Mrs Simpson Crazy"
"How Jessica Stole Christmas"

She sucks at acting. However, Steve Guttenberg?! Was he the only male desperate enough for work to be in a straight to paperback movie with her?

@22 TT, I said no offense. I just like the Texans better. Houston is cool, Dallas-meh-not so much. I could have been mean and posted a link to www.ruinromo.com, but I didn't. Whoops!

Sorry friend, just kidding. I couldn't resist.

I'm not a Cowboy hater but I am a realist. I'd love to see the boys win the Superbowl but the defense has more holes than a collander that any decent offense in the AFC will exploit or NFC for that matter. Not to mention, with a good o-line and hall of fame wide receivers, Romo's job isn't that difficult. It doesn't matter if I'm used to seeing Romo or not ESPN will make me.

Uh Texas Tranny.......Dallas will be going home for the Super Bowl. Green Bay will wax them, if Romo doesn't do the team in himself. Face it, he is SERIOUSLY overrated. Jones is gonna regret signing him to a $67 million dollar contract. All he can do is smile big and fumble the snaps.

Nick Lachey is a freakin genius. Had her in her prime, took her money and dumped her to move on to something better..

None taken Auntie, you know I like you.

#24, awww, Come on out of the closet buddy, you'll like yourself better.

#29, Green Bay..................no fucking way, say good-bye to Brent, this will be his last year in football.

#22 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Your beloved "America's Team" might just make it in, but then they'll crash and burn when the Patriots take the field and the bitch slapping starts!

P.S. - GET WELL SOON BENAZIR BHUTTO!

loved the movie & love gorgeous jessica!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#32,
I bet good money the sissy-ass Pats don't even make the Super Bowl. They'll be counting their chickens, looking ahead and will get eliminated in the playoffs.

I hope Jess invested a lot of her money, 'cause she's DONE in the music and movie biz!

But her SHOES rock! I have a pair, and I'm sure I'll get more!

#22 - I don't think so. Patriots are gonna win and you fuckin know it.
dumb ass

Texas Tranny......it's "Brett", not Brent, and he is a first ballot Hall of Famer, while Romo is just another flash in the pan. He will go the way of Kordell Stewart.

Texas Crossdresser:

not to worry man in a dress. I am far from homophobic... and far from a homosexual. I find it interesting that you always assume that anyone who says anything about you ranting about panties is a closet homosexual. AND I thought it was funny how a crossdresser like yourself promotes your sexual antics on a celebrity gossip site. Don't you have a website for people like you?

I'm a Cowboy's fan from birth, but, alas, I think you're right about the Patriots whoopin' their ass.

Patriots are just a better team, all around, and some Cowboy's fans know it. But DAMN IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR!
Maybe next season.....

#34 - Then I guess you'll be brown bagging your lunch for a while and buying your morning java at 7-11 for a good long while. That good $$$ you bet will be waving "bye bye" to you real soon!

Sharpiedude,

I don't much care for the Pats......but you're correct. They are going to be extremely hard to beat.

I know how to spell his fucking name. "Brent Flava-fla"

We'll see who's fucking crying in their beers at the end of the season. Just remember you heard it hear first.

How many of you had az. st. last night vs The Texas Longhorns?

#38, We do have several websites, but it SO much fun to come here to fuck with people like you. Just because I'm a crossdresser you think I don't know football? Look again at my screen name, Texas, duh, where we have high-school stadiums bigger than most of the bowl games I've watched this year.

Well don't count out Indy. If Harrison gets healthy it could get interesting, though if the weather is bad in Foxboro Pats are in for sure. I mean the colts have done a great job this year defending their crown. Shit had the Pats not been peaking as they were it could have been Inday going for undefeated (again).
So, it may not be a cakewalk (he he I hope).
Fuck that diva T. O. and Randy Moss is a thug. Anyone remember what he did to that meter maid a few years back? He should have been in prison for that racially inspired act of violence, but hey, he makes da crooks in this country $$$$!!! Go Guiliani for Pres.!!!!! Yay bring in more mexicans!!!
Yay flush the constitution down the toilet!!!! NAFTA forever!!!!
Blacks and Blondes makin' pretty brown babies niggahs!!!!!!
sigh and to think of how close the Krauts came!!!! Damn!

P.S.
Bret sucks cock real good, but his ass is way loose from taken Reggie White's big black dick. You'd think by now that would've tightened up.

the whole point of trying to "suck it in" is to create the appearance of looking thin. she has failed miserably. it seems like it's taking every last brain cell to do this in the first photo.

#41 - I'm a diehard Charger fan, but even I gotta face facts and know that the Bolts are gonna bow out early. The Pats are just too loaded and are on a mission this year. The Cowboys are great, but Romo gets happy feet when the pressure is on and Brady doesn't. It's like watching Montana all over again.

time to promote some new keds!!

Texas Tranny......you're a teenager, aren't you? I can tell by your posts that you don't know a hell of a lot about football.

Leave Hanna Montana out of this fight.
He was/is over-rated and one of the luckiest QB's ever to come down the "pike"

What if she goes into porn and destroys the market for porn? People start to click on "Big-Breasted Bimbo" and stop, thinking "OMG it might be Jessica Simpson! I hate her!" It would be the end of the world. Of the internet, anyway.

Yeah. So?

43, who isn't a crook in the nfl? moss may be a thug but he's pretty fucking amazing at catching a football in the end zone.

and indy didn't just lose to the pats so that's inconsequential.

Hey Ooba Gooba, that wasn't the REAL Taxas Tranny, he doesn't write like an idiot, nor does he use the word "taken" when meaning to write "taking."

But, having said that, I now have put myself on the chopping block becasue now I'm goign to be trolled. (shoot!)

LOL. Jessica sucks so much that half the posts on here aren't even about her! People are talking about football. Buahahahah. Jessica and Joe have been squeezing blood from a stone since her first album sold a few copies. Her number was up 6 or 7 years ago, but lucky for them "reality" tv became huge at the right time. So now we're stuck with her. Who said that with the advent of weblogs keeps these non-stars stars is absolutely correct. We live in an internet age where names like "Kim Kardashian", "Gummy Bear", "Greasy Bear" et al mean something to a lot of people. Oh well. C'est la vie.

"Yeah. So?"

I learned many years ago that you cannot discuss football with someone who doesn't know the game, especially a teenager.

I saw more people in the theatre watching the film showing the interview with Hitlers secretary, which was in subtitles, then went to a Jessica Simpson movie. She needs to show her titties. That is all she is worth.

#49 - Joe Montana OVERRATED? Get your fucking meds adjusted or bang your head against the wall for a few minutes to clear your head! Joe Montana is legend and Romo is just a pretender with a Hollywood nobody for a fuck buddy! Those Lombardi's on display in the Niners front office were'nt bought on lay-away!

Oh you poor people, fooled by a little troll.

I hope it is the Cowboys and the Pats, should be a good game and closer than the first meeting this year.

Ooba, I'm as old as the Pats and the Cowboys, if you didn't know, they were both formed the same year (Dallas in the NFL and Boston in the AFL) so both are 48 yrs old and the Pats are only 23 games above .500, all-time, were as the Cowboys are 121 games above .500, but I suppose you don't want to quote historical facts.

I think Arsenal will win the football championship.

I gotta give the Simpson clan so credit though; Ashley sure does a mean hoedown dance! 'Member? You 'member!!!!

I remember sitting in the endzone at the Cotton Bowl watching the Cowboys for $1.00.
JJ's getting a hell of a lot more nowdays at the new $1,000,000,000 stadium.

Plenty o' haters in here... quite funny actually. a)she's smoking hot. b) next to the likes of her peers (by default, Linsday and Britney) she could do half a dozen porn flicks (which I'd pay to see, incidentally) and STILL be head and shoulders above those skanks-(mind you- I'm an equal opportunity individual- skank or not, I'd still knock the bottom out o' Lohans ass)... so she sucks at acting. So what? Lot worse things could be said.... at least she's giving it a shot, and if she sucks but is having fun (similiar to if she was performing oral on me) why not let it be? She may not be smart, but at least she's willing to admit it. You'll never hear her say 'I wish people would stop taking me for a dumb bimbo and give me credit for the molecular physicist that I really am'.. and on top of all this- that BODY. Sweet christ. I dont care if she did have a short period of time where she ballooned. Bottom line is, now, shes smoking, which is the case the majority of the time. Anyone who blames her for Romos performance is a fucking idiot. Seriously. If that WAS the case- its his fault- not hers for being there supporting him. Did I mention I'd love to have alittle menage a trois w Lohan and JS? If you'll excuse me...

Fuck off troll (62)

Look, google works fine for stats. I don't need them. I need cock.

"Ooba, I'm as old as the Pats and the Cowboys, if you didn't know, they were both formed the same year (Dallas in the NFL and Boston in the AFL) so both are 48 yrs old and the Pats are only 23 games above .500, all-time, were as the Cowboys are 121 games above .500, but I suppose you don't want to quote historical facts."

What in hell are you talking about? I was speaking about THIS SEASON, not all time. And I know about the Pats and Dallas, I'm older than you are, not that it fucking matters. I could care fucking less if Dallas is 121 games over .500. What the fuck are you talking about?

By the way, TT my team has been around since 1933. That's longer than 48 years, and it's longer than Dallas has been in the NFL. Just so you don't get all confused.

@59 Is that a CFL team? I was wondering who was going to take the Grey Cup.

I meant 64, now does that happen?

"I meant 64, now does that happen?"

HUH?

TT, I wouldn't talk football, or anything else for that matter, with some nappy-headed boy named Oooba.

#70: Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

I'm white as can be!

Fucking teenagers........they don't know shit about anything.........

Ooba,
Is your team the Portsmouth Spartans? Or maybe the Boston Redskins? Tell us don't be ashamed to name your team.

TT:

1933. 5 Lombardi trophies.

Figure it out.

#67 - It's actually a UK 'football' club. I was trying to make a funny, because I hate football in all of its incarnations.

I"m on ooba's side. If anyone cares.

@74 I knew that I was just trying to play along on the joke with you. I was going to go with "Arsenal sucks - Man. United rules", but then I remembered I can't stand soccer nor the english.

Jessica Simpson:
Capable of causing an entire football team to lose a game

AND

start a brawl over football on the internet!

I say we make her A SPORTS CASTER!!! THE NEXT HOWARD COSELL!

#76 - Yea, to me "soccer" always meant "hit that bitch!" Incidentally, if I ever see Jessica, I may just soccer.

I do however always snicker whenever I think about how lesbians like (ahem) rugby.

isn't it exhausting hearing/reading fags and jocks argue about sports?

Jessica Simpson, Vivica A. Fox AND Steve Guttenberg?!?!

Why isn't this up for Oscar consideration? It's a travesty I tell you...

I think it is time for this horse faced, blank-eyed biotch to put on her apron and get to the drive through window at Dairy Queen handing out blizzards! What a waste of oxygen.

Oooba,
Fuck, I'm bad, I should've guessed that, with your attitude and all. Ever read Steve Courson's book "False Glory"?

TT:

My attitude? Explain.

No, have not read the book.

Your negative attitude towards the Cowboys and towards me, or who you thought was me.

I understand my troll stirred up some shit here today, but even after I pointed that out you still attacked my character.

the problem with jessica simpson is that boyfriend of her's tony romo "the homo." nobody really knows who he is or even likes that guy yet, so she looks totally fucking stupid to be dating him. i would rather see her with a k-fed type so her life would be more interesting then dump him and move on to another loser boyfriend

the problem with jessica simpson is that boyfriend of her's tony romo "the homo." nobody really knows who he is or even likes that guy yet, so she looks totally fucking stupid to be dating him. i would rather see her with a k-fed type so her life would be more interesting then dump him and move on to another loser boyfriend

TT, you have it wrong. When people are smartasses to me, I am a smartass right back. That's how it works.

Did jessica simpson really fuck steve guttenberg and suck his dick out in the middle of the street like britney spears sucks off her boyfriends? they are a cute couple. she should have steve guttenberg's baby.

Did jessica simpson really fuck steve guttenberg and suck his dick out in the middle of the street like britney spears sucks off her boyfriends? they are a cute couple. she should have steve guttenberg's baby.

Well, I don't care if you're a smartass or a dumbass, as long as an ass is involved. That's how I roll. POW! Right in the anus.

I'm just saying.......I made a smartass comment about JS staying away from Tony and then ya'll start bashing the Cowboys. Then mister troll jumps in and ya'll snink down to "it's" level.

This site is supposed to be about bashing (not each other).

Plus,
I could give a rat-ass about what a bunch of people I don't know think about me or Tony or The Cowboys.

Lots of these "people" should be behind bars - whether prison or zoo means no difference to me. The statement that "he sure can catch dat der ball tho' " don't hold water and misses the point. So some ape is athletic. This means he can be a villain? Oh, I see now there are retards in this world. OK I will go back into my little mind and leave you alone to rot with the rest of the world.

#88? Jessica Simpson Sucking Steve Guttenberg's dick in the street? This is impossible. Guttenberg is homosexual.

Also, fuck all you bullshit football bastards. I can't wait for the Superbowl to just get the fuck over with. Fans.. I don't understand the erotica. What's so impending about a bunch of bear-homosexuals fellating each other infront of tens-of thousands of people? Oh. I just answered my own question.

I know it has been said before but so what. Jessica should be in porn. It is the only thing a beautiful brainless blonde can do that pays well. Either that or become a trophy wife for some rich dude which is still being a porn star except it is only for one person.

Aw, poor D. Richards. You were the kid who was always picked last in neighborhood ball games, the one who got stuffed into lockers by the big kids, and had no athletic talent whatsoever. Go cry to your Mommy, nobody here cares about your whiny loser ass.

If I were Tony Romo I would suck too in my games. Imagine having to teach my girlfriend how to read every nite and to explain every word longer than 4 letters. How the fuck would I have any time to practice?

Jess,,,,,keep going to those games and supporting Tony the Romo-Bopper...he needs you....screw T.O. (Total Oblivion) and be there for your man T.R. for support. Patriots are gonna hogtie the Cowgirls if they meet, but they should be eliminated sooner and never get to Foxboro.

Jess,,,,,keep going to those games and supporting Tony the Romo-Bopper...he needs you....screw T.O. (Total Oblivion) and be there for your man T.R. for support. Patriots are gonna hogtie the Cowgirls if they meet, but they should be eliminated sooner and never get to Foxboro.

Shes so fine id lick her azzhoe!

I mean no harm....but around her neck....looks like a dogcollar around her neck..

Wow,gorgeous. I begin to understand why so many people at http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com discuss her and share her picturesand videos all the day.

lol - on the upswing, she looks great.

#95? How'd you know I was the weak kid that always cried? Are you psychic? Can I give you money? Would you be my coach? You're so right, I wished to be one of the mindless flock, chasing. I watched all the other kids worshipping god and playing ball; I thought to myself, "I gotta do that!" You're, like, a sage, man. Heavy!

Actually no.. I'm kidding you. I've never been weak. My body has always been strong, like my mind - - you're easy-brained to try that angle with me. Are you easy-brained? What gets you off? Easy gets you off. You're fun.

Hey, Dick! You're just mad because you were a weak body whom no one wanted on their team. You wanted to be accepted by the crowd. That's why you're so bitter. 'Cause nobody ever noticed you. Go cry to 'mommy', pussy.

Right. Language is easy to master. Pretty angles. Buttons. Everyone has the same tell. Let's join the marines and die easy. Strong boys.

I DO not think so .

I believe each girl is angel . all can find their happiness. check
militaryfriends.com/photo/roseyew. find it

Oh well, I'm sure her "minister" father has some new tricks to pimp his daughters out up his sleeve. Like buy her bigger breasts.......... something we'd all be for. I can just seem him passing the collection plate around during one of his services now.

Well, the movie's been online for weeks now, so most people already saw it and knew it was awful. I watched it out of morbid curiosity, and calling this movie bad is like calling the sky blue and the grass green. It's so obvious that drawing more attention to it just feels odd. Here's a link if you're interested.

http://www.watch-movies.net/movies/blonde_ambition/

Damn, looking at these pictures again I would definitely keep her a s a trophy wife and bone her hard every damn day.

Choosing between the cowboys and the patriots is like choosing between HIV and AIDS. they both fucking suck and real football fans don't cheer for either one. I hope both thier team planes crash midair.

Listen up mouthy little bitch. I was in the Marines, like my Dad before me. We were not mindless war-mongers. My Dad got shot in the leg pretty badly but went back for 2 more tours in Vietnam.
It is obvious that little D. Richards is nothing more than a middle aged queer hiding behind his monitor poking his skinny fingers down on a keyboard snikering and thinking he is witty with every nasty comment he makes.
Know what bitch? You aint even able to step outside and be a man. I bet your pathetic little ass can't EVEN get laid! You got a foul mindset, you sorry excuse of a human being.
I have been reading the garbage you write all about hurting children and such. What you need is an ass-wupping, you little homo. NO real man would say half the shit you put out. Real men come here to look at pics of the little ladies and get a laugh out of the comments made by the author and some of the others here.
You must be depraved as all Hell to get off threatening little kids and all. Don't worry though you little communist, everythihng you write is permanent, and you should know that you goddamn retard. Guess ya aint as smart as ya think ya are, Homo.
Dude, get a life and go outside and get some sun on that flabby fish belly. And for sakes please take a shower. Sittin' around all day long in the house slobberin' on yer desk and all. Startin' to smell funny. Bitch.

Jessica will NEVER go away. She's blond, long-legged (and flat-assed) with big titties. As long as she looks good, she'll be famous for being famous. As long as she doesn't shoot too high, she can always be in weak, straight-to-video flicks. There's good money in that. She can probably still make an occasional album too. And as long as they still make stupid "reality" programs, she will always be a candidate for those too. What she SHOULD do is pose for Playboy though. You should always highlight your best assets...

#110? you come here to look at ''pictures of the 'little' ladies"? Need I say more, father? Yes, I do.

You're a real man. I know. Youre the kind-of guy that likes his women subservient, no-minded; big-tittied, open-mouthed; Asian, maybe? No, blonde. Your daddy liked 'em Asian. I believe you know them as 'gooks'? As-a matter of fact, how is the ol' alcoholic doing? Having many flash-backs nowadays? Go daddy! Wounds are fun. As are drafts. Men. Hugh.

You're smart for a marine. But not smart enough. Now, back to post-military life, installing cable-TV for the morons whom you protected that godly democratic 'freedom' for, champ. Military teaches good! Har-Har.

As for me! I will do as told, sergeant. I will man-up, tan-up, go out (wherever that is) and, hell, search-me-out a 'little' lady (to use).

P.S. Why would you mention your real-life on a blog? Oh. I get it. You're self-righteous. Gotta be the American in you. No, it's the religion. Absolutely disgusting. Owned!

#110

You must be the marine character in the American Beauty movie.

wow you people are as stupid as jessica

can anyone say hairlip?

can anyone say hairlip?

you guys are all haters jessica simpson is the most gorgeous talented person on the planet. i will treasure her forever she's my little sunshine surgarplum cupcake sprinkle pop and your're just so very jelous why else would you read/look at this or have a care in the world about her and to #111 your second to last sentance is correct she is DEAD SEXY !!!

Jessica's career was over a long time ago! I'm not surprised one of her films is going straight to DVD... She was horrible in Dukes of Harzzard too! Its annoying to see her face and those over injected lips... She really should turn to porn...

Spoken like a pussy. Go out and with mendacity and loathe. Get on out there with a vengence. I know you are angry. You want to hurt people and relish the pain of others cuz something isn't quite right with you is, is it? Obvious you are border line enraged at humanity. Maybe crossed the line? Well maybe a nice warm enema in the tub for your skinny ass. Go take it in the tub. I hope you fall asleep and wake up later smeared in your own excrement ( I am sure laden with semen and finger nails and rings)!
Go have another shot. Just you carrying around the picture of your mother, the only woman who could ever love you.

Nomatter what happen to her ,I just want to hope that all things about her is good ! BUT some one told me that she saw her name was on a website! seekamillionaire. com ! Maybe we should check it out!

what a trainwreck...

#119? Please repeat. Even I, being the genius that I am, can't possibly be good enough to understand where you're coming from.

Are you pro-Dick, or Against-Dick? Were you joking? Can you try harder next time?

Ha (?).

P.S. Is that you, you dirty marine? You filthy murderer. You fucking cable-guy, you! You piece-of shit baptist. You 'hero'. You big-gigantic father figure.

LOL @ Hare lip comment.

Jessica Simpson sucks. But not as bad as Jessica Alba.

duck face or fuck face

JESS IS ONE UGLY DUDE.

NEVER EVER PUT HER IN YOUR MOVIE UNLESS OF COURSE ITS PORN WHICH SHE WOULD SUCK AT LITERALLY.

PROLLY THE WORST LAY IN HOLLYWOOD.

Maybe it has to do with the movies she appears on. I mean, her acting is worse than ridiculous, but it's no worse than Jessica Alba's, and Jessica Simpson is way prettier and hotter than Alba, and Alba managed to appear in some movies that didn't do that bad, hmm. Maybe if she sold herself as an actress instead of like a singer, she'd have a chance.

#110

To look at pictures of ladies? WTF? I'm female and I don't uderstand, why would anyone visit the Superficial to look at pictures of ladies? You have porn for that, and you'll see ladies a billion times hotter, a billion times more beautiful and with a million times better bodies looking at porn than you'll ever see looking at pictures on the Superficial. Isn't the Superficial for gossip news? Because the jokes of the writer(s) are pathetic IMO.

Anyway, I think any guy who reads the Superficial (a GOSSIP site) is gay-ish, wether they want to deny it or not, they have some gay in them. Oh, and also, not much of a life.

#127? Our marine-hero-father is lying, of-course. Marine doesn't come to The Superficial for the 'little' ladies. No. Hero is merely searching for pictures of tiny Zach Efron.

Our action-man loves looking at pictures of homosexuals. Marine hides said fact by using words like, 'queer', and, 'homo' (who the fuck says homo anyway). These words are thought to portray as tough-ass. If asked about all of the transexual pornography downloaded on his computer, marine would explain that he's making a list of all of the 'commies' that he's going to find out and murder. Lie. Look closely, you'd see his vaseline stained keyboard.

It's all a ruse, you see. Because everybody knows that the marines have the highest gay-to straight ratio in all of the world's militaries. I believe if, I read Newsweek correctly, that for every one straight marine, there's eleven gays.

That's a lot of homosexual warriors, people. I wonder how the government keeps these guys from fucking, and fucking, and fucking, and fucking? How do you keep STDs at bay when you have so many rock-hard soldiers sucking, and fucking, and twinking, and blowing, and swallowing, and collapsing in to a smoldering pile of naked killers, tee-heeing like pansy-school-girls? Intense.

ha ha Zac Efron...

Well there are pretty ladies pictured here and the humor of course. I stumbled onto this site and it makes me laugh sorry I don't see how that makes me gay.\
As for the pervert, man it sounds like you really have mental problems. I bet you really had it tough growing up so now, a lonely old geek, you come here and act out all your hostility towards the human race(s). Hey it's ok though, rant on, it's good for ya! You're harmless. Just a bitch. So talk on like one, Fishbelly, Flatnuts.

#130? 'Stumbled'. Isn't that how it normally starts?

The right gay bar. A few drinks (Budweiser). Eye-contact. 'Hey, he's really cute. His ass is so tight, I bet he can squat four-hundred and fifty pounds. He could squat me anytime. Tee-hee. Hey, 'dawg', (military likes his words phony) what's your rank? Just enlisted? Yeah, I'm a sergeant. I'm a big deal around here. You wanna, just, get out of here; get crazy?'

Off to the barracks they ride, in military's wife's Toyota Carolla. That's where all the military man-on man action goes down. The barracks.

And again. You are absolutely correct in my definition. I am everything. I am nothing. Dick.

She look really used up. It's time to rethink the hair color and really tone that body up.

Damn sissy shorts, sounds like you hooked up with a fad in the military before. Either that or you planned this shit in one of your jack-off ceremonies. For shit's sake man you sure are queer. Bitch.

I wouldn't touch that with D. Richard's dick.

#133? A 'fad'? I hooked up with a 'fad'. Yes, you're right, sweety! Homosexuality is a 'fad' in the marines. All the tough-boy's are doin' it. Whee!

You ain't too bright, honey. Bye-Bye.

D. Richards, your comments were funny until you turned into a racist asshole on #112.

#136? I was 'racist' in #112? You should see some of the shit I type. I can do better than #112, I promise.

See. I'm a contemporary racist, hence, 'Neo". I don't hide my racism, nor do I hate all races, just black people and christians. And that's okay. Fuck 'em.

Hey, baby, I can say whatever I want to. The marines have 'protected' that right, right? Right!

Speaking of marines, did you happen to read all that 'homo', 'queer', nonsense from our nameless boy-soldier? What did you think of that hatred?

Tell me. Where do you stand in regards to racism directed towards gays? Apples, oranges, kiwi? Is it wrong to say something horrible about black people, but okay to make fun of homosexuals? No.. It's not. It's the same goddamn thing. Racism is racism. Can you say 'programmed'? Yes, you can! Good girl. Who wants a treat? Da's my good girl. You're my good girl. Bitch.

Please! Respond. Justify yourself.

AND ROMO FUMBLES AGAIN!

you people are idiots. movies that go straight to dvd make a HECK of a lot in sales. and jessica's dad produces all of her 'straight to dvd' movies, which means they make twice as much together. vivica a fox does the same thing with her movies, and she was just boasting about how much of a killing she makes with her produced straight to dvds. crazy idiots you are. jessica is NOT stupid. though her facade may be.

I think "metrosexual" is just a way to say you're not cool enough to be gay.

It's not like I have time to go through your comments with a fine-tooth comb, cunt-rag.

But I still think "metrosexual" is just a way to say you're not cool enough to be gay.

Jessica's hook nose will touch her chin by the time she's sixty. Hag.

Um hating homosexuals is no more racist than hating any other disparate psychological type, moron. Mental types are not physical races, idiot.
Rasicm is actually natural, biologically speaking. Similar sub-species competing for the same finite resources will end up either in A) elimination of the inferior race, or B) the two exploit different aspects of the ecosystem which generally just does not happen with humans resuslting in condition A, you fucking retard. Common sense.
I am sorry I mispelled fag as fad. As I said, you seem to be quite knowedgeable regarding the gay lifestyle. Honestly, I think your hostilities exhibit formerly deeply repressed frustrations that you are acting out so bravely while hiding behind your computer screen slamming your crooked, boney, arthritic and mishapen little lady fingers on your spermy (haha I doubt that flat dried out scrotum can squeeze any more semen) liquored stained, crack crumby keyboard (old and missing as many keys as you are teeth, well ok you have dentures now )- in desperate need of repair!
You poor pathos ridden jackass! If I didn't get as many laughs out of your deviance I would almost pity you!!! Nah, better for me and the rest of us Assholes here to get under your acne scarred skin! Oh and by the way, Fishbelly, skin cancer does not count as a tan. Nor do anal freckles (God how did you get all those, never mind).
Dude, do yourself a favor. I know you have been thinking about all those lonely nights, sleeping with your Momma's picture with a briney pickle in your ass, take that revolver that you contemplate using and DON'T DO IT!!!! The world is more amusing with you here so I can fuck with you!!
OK now get lost Bitch

D. Richards is a racist homophobe.

#144? You typed all of that, for nothing! I didn't even read but the first few lines. Ha! Your typing is just too boring, and plain to try to suffer through. The stuff I did read: brilliant!

If you would weren't so self-centered, you might have read the other posts, which would have told you, that I wasn't talking to you in post #137. I was talking to #136.. You're a Dumbass. You are a goddamn, fucking dumbass.

I know it. We all know it.

P.S. 'Um'. Are you comprehension skills that lousy? You're calling me a 'moron' for saying that there's no difference between hating women, or blacks, but alright to hate gays? You reiterated my entire point (well, the racism part; the rest of your entry was absolute shit.) then call me a moron because you can't read properly, and I said it first. You really aren't very intelligent, slob. Back to packing lunchs for the kiddies, for you! Back to your kitchen, housewife.

Come back to the lower bunk sweety, Papa is sleeping soundly on top. He took his sweet tea, dear. Let Mama know all your troubles sigh she knows the list for this day just like all your other miserble days will be long and teary. But there there my scrawny little malformed idiot, Mama still "sort of" loves you...in a way, I guess (if she must). Now let Mama undo her nighty and...

POP back to the present suffering for Little D. Richards.

I bet you miss those days though, don't you Li'l Buddy? Only woman that REALLY loved you in all those tired days of you long, boring, uneventful, stretched out miserable "existence ".
Now go back outside and put the cat=nip on the back porch. Maybe you can get some pussy that way and be able to say to yourself (cuz no one else will llsten to you) that hee hee I got me some a dat der pussy, all the while picking your anal zits and scratching the mutilation scars weeping in your slender delicate psuedo-penis (clit?).

See ya and think it would be interesting to be ya...for the shortest while

Your loving Son

#147? My son, agh? She died seven years ago. Hermaphrodites. What you gonna do?

144? I'm sorry. I made a mistake. I called you all those names, and you, you were only praising me. How horrible I am.

I'm like that crust that forms underneath your clitoral hood. I believe it to be a mixture of piss, semen, and, incidently, feces. Yeah, I'm all those things. Bad.. Bad times.

Yes mother. The same foul mixture dripping from your festering, mustached mouth.
I really do love you Mama

I my god!!!!!!!!!!!
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