Dec 17 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt has so much to offer

she's rockin the cankles....

FIRST!

Her bewbies make mine look sad. I just wanna see em unclothed. Ok, and touch em.

Hanes bras apparently lack adequate support.

She looks good in red, but he's looks like a moron with those blue shoes.

Please feel carefree to pursue her profile on www.sniff_that_panty.com. I have hear that she has many the wild fantasies. Bon Chance!

Her ass is giagugic.

Id jackoff on her breasts.

@Melissa:

Yes, that was the first thing I noticed. How has she kept those out of the press until now?

No matter what anyone says she is one of the most beautiful women in movies and TV and the breasts just add to it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt has only TWO things to offer. Change that headline.

The Night Afo' Crizzmus 
Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood,
everybody be sleepin' and dey be sleepin' damned good.
We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck,
dat dear ole Santy Claws, gunna brang us our check.
All of da family, was ly'in on the flow,
my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe.
I dun passed out on da flow too, right next to my baby's maw,
when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law".
I looked out thru da bars, to see what I'ze could see,
I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me.
But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat".
dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big ass rats.
Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white,
but it looks like us brotha's, got a black Santy tonight.
Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came,
and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name.
On Leroy, On Jerome, On Virgil, On Willy,
On Yolanda, On Crayola, On Kiesha, and Nefilly.
Ol' Santy landed dat melon, right there in da street,
 I knowed it fo' sho', da damnest thing I ever seed.
Dat black Santy didn't go down no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe,
an I sez to myself, "Sh'eet...he don dis befoe.
 He had a big bag, full of presents I spect,
wif Air Jordans and fake gold, to wear roun my neck.
But he left me no presents, just stated stealin my shit.
He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit.
Den, wif my shit in his bag, out da windoe he flew,
I sho' woulda chased him, be he snagged my knife too.
He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch,
and waz gone in two seconds, dat son of a bitch.
So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git,
'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!!
Merry Crizzmus to All!!!

She looks stunning, and real men like woman with curves unlike these anorexic bitches running around here looking dried up and like a 4 year old boy. GO EAT SOMETHING YOU BONEY BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JLH Probably cranked down a 24 oz. porterhouse, salad with bleu cheese dressing, creamed spinach and a baked potato with sour cream, cheese and bacon bits at Morton's That's what''s causing that bottom side to expand.

Here's an idea:

How bout she lipo's the 20 lbs of fat out of her cankles and pumps her breasts to Pamela size, then maybe, just maybe, her husband can sleep with her without gagging at bloated, pocked thighs and ass cheeks

OMG, look at his tiny man-hands!! fug fug fug!!!! fugly douchebag. FISH post some handsome guys, stat!!

Who's that ratface?

And for that matter, who's the guy in the trenchcoat?

#13 Only if your distorted idea of "real men" are as senitary and obese as the women are becoming. No man who's actually in shape (me) would say this chick has a nice body. Now take the ham sandwhich out of your mouth before you choke and walk to a fucking gym.

Untied brand new retro Pumas paired with dress pants. It's irreverant yet douchebaggy at the same time. Definitely "old-skool" flair meets asshole. Well done.

dang she has no calves

#18 you little pink d*ck please iam in shape I model I wear size 4 but I have hips and a butt and I have breast with a flat stomach. Iam shaped like a woman don't be mad because your little white d*ck can't handle a woman with curves in depth.

#18 you little pink d*ck please iam in shape I model I wear size 4 but I have hips and a butt and I have breast with a flat stomach. Iam shaped like a woman don't be mad because your little white d*ck can't handle a woman with curves in depth.

#18 you little pink d*ck please iam in shape I model I wear size 4 but I have hips and a butt and I have breast with a flat stomach. Iam shaped like a woman don't be mad because your little white d*ck can't handle a woman with curves in depth.

Christ, she's fat.......

.

@12, i think you're confusing this site with American Idol. Don't quit your day job - even if it's selling crack on the corner.

@22 Ruby are you a hand model?

@26I don't know maybe you should ask your trailor park trash mother first

@ 18
wtf are you talking about?
how fucking "fit" are you?
sorry but i've been with super "fit" girls and let me tell you...nothing beats a girl who isn't hard as fucking steel that instead as using her tummy as a pillow i'd opt for a fucking rock.

if anyone's actually kept tabs on her before her bikini pictures you'd know she's been wide-hipped for a while now...about two years almost.

LOL
I hope she's a hand-job model.

@28 you people are so obsessed with weight that its sad. I understand that you love little boy bodies like cameron diaz and the olsen twins thats why you guys have the highest rate of being pedophiles because you mistake the poor little 4 year old boy for your fantasy dream woman. smh lol FREAKS!

@29 I dont do hand jobs your little d*ck might slip sorry :(

yeah, she's fat... I dont care how big her tits are her ass is still like a garbage bag full of banana peels.

That's a strange dress, unless it's hiding her huge cock.

RubyGirl,
I LOVE a woman with some shape and figure, boney bitches are hard to fuck without getting poked by her bones. I want my girls to have some meat on their bones.

Any pictures?

@34 I would not send any to u look at your name for christ sakes. smh

BIG BOOTY HOOOOOESS
(Cue bass)

You don't think it feels good to have her ridin' your cock? She is still hot as hell.

#31,
Please don't laugh and make fun of my little dick. Mommy says it's just as little as Daddy's was.
Mommy's clit is way bigger than my little gay dick.

@31 atleast you know

SHE'S NOT FAT, SHE'S JUST BIG-BONED!!!!!

@35 Hey Ruby, would you send them to me??

Fuck off RubyBitch, can't you tell nobody here wants to hear your shit.

I bet you way over 200lbs and can't even see your own vagina.

#40 No! leave me alone you freaks.

why do morons automatically assume because somone doesnt like fat chicks they must like skinny chicks... theres a middle people.. its called perfection.

WTF with this guy? JLH is dressed to the 9's and he's a 0.5. Untied blue sneakers with crappy pants, coat that must have been his grandpa's back in 1962. Was it "Take a Dork to Dinner Night"? Nut up cupcake, wear a fucking suit and a tie, match your date's style (I don't care if it's not a flattering dress - which, um, it's not) and look like a fucking MAN.

I bet this candy-assed mfer cries when he cums.

Wanna bet he ordered a "Shirley Temple" at the bar?

sorry #40 thats was meant for #41

#42 lmaooo I'm not 200 lbs. But i'm sure your d*ck is still small. We all know you love woman that look like bodybuilders so don't hate me for your preferences.

Ruby,
If you don't like us.....................................................then fucking leave bitch.

@44 I totally agree.

@46 I am not a freak bitch!!! We can handle women with curves, but those are not curves on a size 40. Those are called rolls..

You all can jump off a bridge and die for all I care. I will say what I have to say. :) Thankyou very much!!!! BITCHES
and shutup you Tranny lol dumbass

@50 I'm sorry you called out the word BITCH! let me look around................. I don't see your mom around. Damn smh

Stupid bitch, I don't have a dick.

Though, I kind-of own several, if you know what I mean.

"With one of these I can get all of those I want"

These=vagina
Those=cocks

@53 So your a nasty freak then? My point exactly lolllllllllllllllllllllllllll

i'd hit it hard. ...and pretend it was a pity fuck so i could be like the rest of the pathetic asshats here who think she doesn't meet their specs.

Ruby,
Why are you scared to spell out DICK?

Are you so immature, that you blush when you say it? Like a third-grader?

You best had get off your Mother's computer before she catches you.

@52 Ruby have you met Anexio yet? I think you two would hit it off. He no half a pink d*ck and jew have awsme body like brit the pretty one.

@56 I'm sorry was that english?"He no half a pink d*ck" what is that?????? lmaoooooooo

Jesus. What a dork Love's engaged to. Hey, Fiance? Nice Pumas, fag. The way you're not tying your shoes just screams, "I am so cool". Yeah. Ha! Hey! Nice hands, laborer! Ha!

Hey, honey! I really like you're jogging pants. Yeah! Real Run-DMC! Hey, guy! Nice dress-up suit coat. Ha!

That faggot's just happy to be there: "Look at me. Yeah you see me with an actress. I'm fuckin' that."

I'm begininng to re-think Love's self-esteem.

@56 I bet you if I was a third grader you would love to date me right? Lmao fucking pedophile. Is that old enough for you? or is your dick still small?

My name refers to my cup size.

Not my grades like you..........It appears you can't even do your numbers right.

@58 He also half no sense of cumedy and sarcasms like choo. No interweb shorthand turet syndrum eyether "oooooooo"

omg you should get a reduction, i'm sure your back hirts and not to mention when you take off your bra they fall in every which way direction then can go. NOW THATS UNATTRACTIVE! SAGGY TITS! UNLESS YOUR A BIMBO AND GOT FAKE ONES! BITCH

Dick
Cock
Penis
Pocket Rocket
Trouser Snake
Home Wrecker
One-eyed Lizard
Tallywacker

lady you dont need to put any part of your body in an a line dress. especially with this new beefy bod you got going on. i think its stupid to make fun of anyone because theyre fat. except jennifer love hewit. because for some reason i hate her face area. and her stupid stupid name. so jennifer love, youre a fatass because i dont care.

@62, Auntie,
She's so stupid she didn't get the reference to Ruby Tuesday's in the other post.

@62, Auntie,
She's so stupid she didn't get the reference to Ruby Tuesday's in the other post.

RUBY IS MY BIRTHSTONE U DUMB BITCH LOLLLLLL HOW DOES YOUR BACK FEEL?

whatever . . . i like it

Jesus, what is this, the BET blog page??

And dont be hatin' on my man, with those 8 yr old size hands, he probably made a fortune givin hand jobs to pedophiles

her ass wouldn't even fit in my trunk
gimme posh spice

it would be fun to be able to fuck her. i want her to squeeze those tits around my shaft and slowly work it, until white cream bubbles up onto her face...

Hey, what are you guys talking about? Sounds like you are fighting.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST KILL EACH OTHER?!?!?..

She's a hottie and I bet all of you "men" complaining about her ankles and her butt would be thrilled to actually date a woman who looks like she does.

WTF is up with that dude's hands, though? Photoshop? Midget disease? What???

And what's up with my blow?..

I dunno... I think she's cute. I don't let women's bodies define them in my eyes. Talk to her. Look in her eyes. That will give you all you need to know. And in 30 years when the looks have totally faded, you still want to be in the same room with her. You still want to talk with her.

One man's opinion,
Fehk

I think her ankles would look fine on my shoulders...

Oh, I definitely need some blow after reading #76 (puke)..

What is the weather like in Burbank? Why is she all exposed and he's all buttoned up?

@ 76 lmao

I think you belong on Clay Aikens fan page brotha

Hey I'm not against blow man. But if all you want from a woman is her body then you are robbing her and yourself.

Don't let 'em get you down Ruby.

Man, all this talk of Jennifer Love Hewitt being fat really pisses me off. I'm not fat, like you presume all JLH defenders are...and I'd love to have her figure! She stores fat around her butt and hips. That's not a crime. That's genetics and being female...and NOT unhealthy. Don't you realize that this thin obsession is just a social construction? In the past, her figure would have been considered perfect. Cellulite wasn't always a four letter word.

And worst of all, if you keep obsessing over women's sizes and weights, you'll all get what you deserve. A world where women are obsessed with their weight and value their physical appearance above all else. I'm sure that's gonna make for a whole lot of happy fulfilling relationships, eh? I'm sure it already does.

You're all being taken for suckers. She looks great. She looks healthy. And I'd bet she's a whole lot more happy with her hips than those of you with your weight-obsessions.

@#64

You forgot my favorite one! The Intercontinental Heat Seeking Moisture Missile!

RUBYGIRL,
You have posted 20 times for this story alone. 20. Are you fucking kidding me? GET BACK TO WORK!!!

And although I would not consider JLH Obese, she DEFINITELY falls into the category of "kinda fat." I present:

Exhibit A: Her calves
Exhibit B: Her huge guns

#82 - Hey El Ron......have you noticed how grotesquely fat JLH has gotten lately?

El Ron,
If you consider cottage cheese and 20" pythons healthy, then I guess you're right.

Stop making this site a place for serious discussion. Definitely not apropos. You should know better.

#81, did you call me "man"?

CAN WE GO HOME NOW????
WHY IS THIS DAY LASTING SO LONG???
I MISS MY BAR!!!!!

FRIST, you are dismissed. Enjoy!

You know who didn't have cankles? Karen Carpenter.

I'll get up on me soapbox wherever and whenever the hell I like. It's not a discussion unless somebody is replying. So really, it was just some person ranting until you added that comment, TS. :p

Plus, I'm ranting in the private sphere, right? On a commercial virtual space. If I'm that inappropriate my comments will get deleted by the powers that be. And that will be the end of that. :)

fuck I'd take her...she's farkin hot and curvy, who'd you guys rather screw, one of the Olsen stick figures or JLH? I'll take a real woman any day...she's ride a caawk till the sun comes up and have enough stamina too keep going, that's usually what happens when you get a good meal in ya.

She looks nice. She should dress up more often.

I think she looks good. wow. I'm kinda amazed at the number of people calling her fat. If anything she's even average. But fat? no. You guys are very quick to jump on the bandwagon with things. I bet if TS started calling Britney Spears black you'd all somehow follow suit and start using the N word. What warped views you have. does anyone here think for themselves?

Hey FRIST... suck a dick.

She's starting to give JLo, Kim K, and Jessica Biel a run for the money in the ass department. But that dress does a great job of complimenting her best features; namely her ample bosom, tiny waist, and pretty face. Oh, and she IS a size 2...a Chico's size 2! Its true, I bought a pair of Chico pants the other day and found out that my size 8/10 ass is a size 2 in Chico world! Hip Hip hooray! I've never been a size 2 in my adult life...oh yeh, and I have a bubble butt and tiny waist too, so I can't talk too much. I've always been considered slender but curvy; not fat! And guys love it! Who wants dem bones anyways?! Jennifers an hourglass figure w/ a couple of extra pounds too many; she just needs to tone up.

Yikes...

Hurray Renee... (that rhymes)

She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will know how passionate interracial kiss it is after seening it..lol

She's cute as pie!

It's like she is testing him to see if he will stay with her even when she gets big. She put on weight almost as soon as they were engaged. Even though she has him on lock, she should still take care of herself.

Holy shit - shes thinner than 90% of Americans - the obesest nation on the planet and a damn fucking sight more attractive. What a bunch of fucking retards people on here are.

What is wrong with you? Never get a date is HS or something? J. Love is beautiful and gorgeous. . .she has a great body. . .and no, you don't have to be a slimey jerk when talking about her breasts. . .you are a pig and I will never visit your site again! TEAM J.LOVE!!!

The first thing I learned about JLH was she is short and her ass is huge. You'd see her in movies or on TV and all you ever notice were her cans. This may shock some people but she isn't a size 2 or even close to it!!

sexy

sexy

Wow, beautiful

I heard this news earlier at another place. It is said many men at pubspa.com discussing her videos. Maybe there are many nude videos there.

She is not fat. Not a great body though. She does have awesome boobs. And she looks pretty good in clothes The bigger problem is that women need to get the message that you can have 'curves' without cellulite and squish. Kim Kardashian has curves. Maybe even SLIGHTLY too soft. But just about the damn hottest thing around right now. Catherine-Zeta Jones at her best has curves without the flab. Salma Hayek at her best. Brooke Burke. Just because these are ideals that are damn near impossible to achieve doesn't mean there's something wrong with men who find THEM the hottest women around. No one's perfect. But for fuck's sake, take a hot body and RECOGNIZE it as a hot body. And recognize an ok one as ok.. That's called reality.

She is not fat. Not a great body though. She does have awesome boods. And she looks pretty good in clothes The bigger problem is that women need to get the message that you can have 'curves' without cellulite and squish. Kim Kardashian has curves. Maybe even SLIGHTLY too soft. But just about the damn hottest thing around right now. Catherine-Zeta Jones at her best has curves without the flab. Salma Hayek at her best. Brooke Burke. Just because these are ideals that are damn near impossible to achieve doesn't mean there's something wrong with men who find THEM the hottest women around. No one's perfect. But for fuck's sake, take a hot body and RECOGNIZE it as a hot body. And recognize an ok one as ok.. That's called reality.

Man JLH is a horrible looking woman. She has a lousy bulbous head and bad hair, a huge ass and lousy legs with a serious case of tankles. And big boobs are only attractive if you aren't a pear-shaped fatty. Her genetics are pathetic, she is just going to keep getting more repulsive........fact.

Size two? I don't think so.
It's bullshit that she claims to be defending women with curves at the same time that she is claiming to be a "size two." She's at least a size ten.

So...when exactly did JLH say to herself, "you know what, I think I'll try to look like Hillary Clinton from the waist down"???

JESUS CHRISTUS!!
You're ass is really looking enormous!!
EVEN IN SKIRTS!!

Why is this naughty bitch going to christmas parties, she's Jewish! SHAME on her!

I'm sorry but her ass pics keep popping up in my head now whenever I see her, even with her screaming-for-attention boobs.

I guess those ass pics are really good for women of all sizes: the slim ones definitely feel better about themselves, and the bigger ones will hopefully feel better too because even though they are bigger, at least they are luckily not in a strange proportion like JLH's top and bottom.

I still think shes gorgeous and just because she's got a little more cuddly dosen't make her any less beautiful. She has great assets, her eyes, smile, personality, and of course I hear you all yelling CHOOZIES!!! But as they say beauty is only skin deep... I wouldn't kick her outa bed.... (unless we were gonna do it on the floor!) and does anyone know where I can get a dress like that??? LOVE IT!!!

omg the gown she's wearing reminds me of alice in the wonderland.

Jennifer Love Hewitt = P.H.A.T.

You white boys don't know ass when you see it. Jennifer if you're ever in Deigo E me. Let this negro be yo hero :)

Crabbyoldguy you just a bootlicker. Only numbertakers wear suits that motherfukka shoulda wore a old t shirt an dirty jeans cause any dude that dresses up is a fag like you. make dese bitches serve men like they suppose to. on yo feet or on yo knees bitches either you rock or you suck

She is still gorgeous, I think, but she is a little fat for now. Her new album sounds good... Recently, she was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be www.richcupids.com

Is it my imagination or has she put on a couple of lbs?

Nobody's tripping on her weight gain dude, it's the cellulite sag of her big fat exploding lard ass that's tripping everyone out.

PS: Who told her husband sneakers worn by 6 year olds are in!

That dress is SUPER unflattering. It makes her look even worse than she did in that bikini if you ask me. Sorry, but when you're as talentless as JLH, you can't pack cellulite on your butt and thighs and grow cankles and not expect there to be some kind of backlash in the media. She needs to get off her high horse and hit the friggin' gym. No offense.

i'm fat :-(

This dress is supposed to prove that she's a size 2? She's only 27 so why is her rack all the way down by her waist. Her nipples are probably pointing south to complete the matronly look. Why do fat chicks always break out the cleavage -- it's not like it's going to distract people from seeing reality.

I don't get why so many people are attracted to stick figures with no boobs. I'm not overly fond of JLH but I certainly wouldn't call her fat, I think she has a great figure. What I mean is, I would do her.

isn't she pregnant?

Rubygirl, I feel yo pain sistah. I is a fat ass women mysef. But I still gets all de sexes I craves. Bruthas likes a ho wif sum meat on dey mutha fukkin bones. You go girl. Don't let dese white peeple talk to U likes dat!!!

Dennis Rodman da shit

she is beautiful,.../

Yes, she's definitely pregnant. Should be announced shortly.

She is not pregnant. The fact is her belly is too fat. She should search some skillful ways to change it such as pubspa.com...

Noooo! I love that McQueen dress and she has ruined it!!!

They are a pair made in heaven. They members on nudistmingle.com where they met and dating like their nude photos and profiles. Merry Christmas!

Why in the world are all of you commenting on her weight? Who cares? It's easy to criticize over a computer, isn't it?! If any one of you had the chance to get with her, you'd be ALL OVER IT like flies on shit! To have a small taste of celebrity life....you know I'm right! She's the one laughing her ass all the way to the bank while we are just pathetic idiots making comments on a celebrity-dedicated website.

The thing about celebrities is, they have the money for personal trainers, cosmetic surgeons, and nutritionists. A month or so of buckling down and getting to work and JLH will lose all that weight and get toned.

her face reminds me of sara silverman and a ferret. she is dressed like an old vampire lady and her lower body is like that of my 50 year old mother of four professor. She is shaped like a pear. Every fat woman has tits. She is a pear with natural tits which is rare. good for her.

oh and jen, if you put yourself in maxim, you are setting yourself up for people to judge you on your looks. your thighs and backside are devoid of tone and sloppy and full of cottage cheese. sorry, thats your fault, not mine for noticing.

I'd hit it. She's not facially ugly. I may not want to hit it from behind however, I like my waves on the ocean. He ass looks like chewed bubble gum. Wearing this early Kristie Alley shit doesn't help in the least. Next she'll start wearing trench coasts a lot and get clauses in her contract that are waist-up only shots, just like Kristie Alley.

I was re-reading my Ficial-entries like I do here at work every five minutes because I have no life, and really no plans for a life - - but I came across that vein of posts by "Rubygirl".

Now, I don't normally do this but I figured, what-the hey-you only live life once; you only go 'round this crazy merry-go 'round a single time; a third of my life is already passed so why not just come out and say it? Okay.

Ruby? Agh.. Maybe you and I could, I don't know, go out on a date sometime? I could pick you up from elementary school and take you to Journeys-Kidz; buy you the newest and most 'specialest' pair of whatever the black kids are wearing nowadays (probably Vans, which makes me sick to my stomach).

After the mall and dinner at PizzaHut, I'll take you to get some ice cream and then we'll purchase you a sleeping bag. Something cheap. I'll feed you really good and then, I'll feed you really, really good. In the ass.

You ever been pounded before, sixth grader? I mean just beaten sexually? You talk a big game but have been suffocated before? We'll see, the three of us. You, me, and the video camera.

The downers will make you sleep for a few days in your Little-Mermaid sleeping bag and when you finally awaken, your little twat will be so bruised and discolored you'll just wish I was dead. Tee-Hee. We have much more play to do, sweety! (Anal!)

Eventually I'll tire of your whining and bury you alive in a shallow grave out behind my house somewhere. Over time the sleeping bag, which by now will have become your little home, will rot away, as will your flesh and you'll be just another adolenscent skeleton that has stab marks all over the skull and ribs. And a removed uterus.

Post your telephone number. I'll call you.

35 - Don't you EVER, talk to Texas Tranny like that. EVER! You sound like a fucking idiot, get off the site little girl who feels the need to lie on a website full of liars just to make your self sound good. Go run in traffic, little girl.

RUBY GIRL this is not a tween site full of virgins. Get to steppin' bitch! GET THE FUCK OUUUUUT! You know you love it too, so stop playing yourself.

You go girl............................I love you Val.

OKAY NOW,
Kim kardashian's ASS is big, very BIG to be precize. But I definitely LOVE and ADORE thatone. But thisone is just a lazy and a fat piece of SHIT!! Why do you think she is wearing such a skirt...................JUST THINK!!

142, That's RIGHT!!!! (shaking head ghetto style)

139 that was great!

#139 Sounds like your re-living your first sexual experience. tell us more. Show us where the bad man touched you.

Two words. Lard. Ass.

#146? I could show you where the 'badman' touched me, but what I really want to do is show you the smell where 'Mr. Robby' touched me. I've found that smells last longer than a sight. The bad-man turned in to a great lover. And an even more fantastic father figure.

Smell my asshole, fella'.

you certainly have some underlying issues with all these wretched fantasies of yours. First it was killing children and now this. Please do yourself, no us a favor and get mental help, ok?

Wow I must agree 149 this idiot sounds dangerous.

Okay, #150.. "Sounds"? You can hear me furiously typing? How do you mean, sounds? Okay. I'll get help. Ha!

And #149. Your reading-comprehension skills blow. I was not advocating me killing Britney's kids. I was merely saying that their lives should be ended so that they will be spared a horrible future.

I'm more of a ransom-esque sociopath. I need money more than I need blood. Go team!

The pic says it all:
1) She looks great and decidely yummy.
2) She is clearly not picky about guys--what kind of a loser would appear in public in those shoes? Premier of a new Pee Wee Herman movie? CarroTop's birthday?
3) Lovely girl with perfect tits and low standards in guys. WE ARE IN LOVE.

Those panythose give the impression of 'cankles', Because it's not that she has thick legs, it's the panythose and angle of the cameraman taking the photos.

ok, why is everyone beating up on D. Richards? He/She ahsn't said anything bad.

It is weird to read you rant about sizes, because it seems that clothes sizes in America do not mean anything anymore. 15 years ago when I visited relatives in the US people were calling me "skinny" and I remember that I bought pants that were a size 8. Today a size 8 is considered very large, yet people have never been as obese. Something is wrong. My ass circumference would be 34 inches.

She looks like a middle aged housewife in that dress and hairdo. The style of this dress is horrible especially the front. Jeez between this get up and her swimsuit choices... man. Isn't she supposed to be rich? Why doesn't she have people like Stacy and Clinton telling her what NOT to wear?!

@193 MY POINT EXACTLY YOU ARE A PATHETIC, SICK MINDED WHITE PIECE OF SHIT. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I CAN TELL YOUR ONE OF THOSE BITCHES THAT DON'T EAT SHIT BUT A RICE CAKE AND DRINK WATER. YOU DRIED UP SLOB.

@139*

@141 FUCK YOU BITCH! WHY DON'T YOU GO TANNED, GO GET A TOUCH UP ON YOUR FAKE ASS TITS AND GO DYE YOUR HAIR BLONDE AND THEN GO SUCK SOME LITTLE PINK DICK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

SUCK BALLS BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUBIC LICE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M OUT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

#157 - #160

Good. I hope you're out to ask your doctor about Prozac. And to get some education. There is nothing worse than a grouchy, uneducated, ugly, fat bitch, not to mention with ALL CAPS diarrhea.

I actually didn't think the word "bitch" suits you because your supposedly hurtful comments are too dumb, uncreative and boring to qualify you as one. But I thought since that might be the only word you seem to be more confident in using, I let that slide.

dear superficial blogger entity,
learn how to use the apostrophe while snarking on those far more stupid than you. oh, and by that I mean far more successful. see what I did there? see how I used your little ironic move. wow.

as a post script, Rubygirl does fill in for the elephant at her local zoo when the real thing is having a sick day

She’s friggin gorgeous. What is this a gay guy and bitter skinny chick convention?

And would you retards please stop hitting the post button. You only need to hit it once people.

#157? Rubes. Agh. What you said, child. What you said.. I'll pretend to be a woman if that helps your beating. I'll don a blonde wig and shave my cock to act like a woman as I slice your fucking tits off. Ha!

P.S. Thank god I'm white. Fuck. Thank you, Holy-Ghost!

she looks like goddamn Queen of Hearts from Alice In Wonderland! WTF?

its apparent that D.Richards is mentally ill...its never ok to make sick jokes about child abuse you pedophile. thats weird...and are all of you in the kkk?

sooooooo much hotter now.

nice, very nice.

my two cents...she is fatter than she was before...you cant dispute that. she was thin and now she is thick...but compared to the average population she is normal, which is a sad fact for this country. aside from that i personally think she is still attractive and i would motorboat this titties all night long. unfortunately for her she is a part of the hollywood community and is judged differently than "normal" people and that is just how it goes...i suppose her millions will help to ease the pain of people giving her shit. on a side note her little toe is way too small compared to the rest of her toes...kinda weird. on a last perverted note i love girls with big asses and i just want her to spread her butt wide open and have a nice seat right on my face...for two hours...she probably rides cock like a pro!

SO she gained A little weight!! It's obvious that she gains through her hips. Really doesn't matter, she is one delicious, sexy lady. If I were 20 years younger I would be persuing that for sure!!!!!