Dec 19 2007Jamie Lynn Spears didn’t have a boyfriend at Thanksgiving

Quick! Someone push her down the stairs!

Wow, no comments yet. Maybe she just figured at that time it wasn't anybody's business.

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fucking whore

i cant believe this!

It's the Spears' "head-case race" to see who can get more covers and coverage. Whe can have more babies, who can be the biggest whore/slut/asshole/dipshit/insert word here of the family.

Their older brother must be so embarrassed.

K-FED is the fucking father and she doesn't want to admit it.

That parenting book must be spectacular. It should be titled "you can take the girl from the trailer park, but..."

so what day is she going on the maury show to find out who the father is?

so what day is she going on the maury show to find out who the father really is? i love it when they get on there and claim they know with 100% certainity who the father is and then turn out to be wrong.... over and over again. then they show em in the back crying cause they just realized they are nothing more than gutter sluts. it's awesome.

She is so gorgeous! Some of her fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club MEETRICH.COM. She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

"added that she had no plans to follow in Britney's footsteps."

Good job slut. At least Brit got married to a piece of shit before she got preggo. You just got gang banged and pulled a name out of a hat. Amazing that anyone can make Brit look just a little better.

Britney better release her wedding night video quick before this little whore steals all the popwreck limelight.

so. this is a fine hoe-do-you-do....

they are both ugly, and now, reproducing, making it virtually pointless for anyone with a brain to have a child with the exception of hopefully beating their offspring up.

7 - I wouldn't put it past them. You may be onto something.

I love how these "good christians" can fuck and fuck and ball and blow but they don't wear protection and "refuse" to have abortions.

RELIGION IS A FACADE AND A FUCKING JOKE PERPETRATED ON THE UNWASHED MASSES. AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE PEOPLE. THAT AND MARRIAGE.

I am beyond speechless at this point. I hope no one blames Jesus for this, or Santa Claus, or even Satan. This hilbilly shit is truly vile. oh god, im 2 late, someone blamed religion. religion was fucking jamie and or was receiving the fuck.

You mean she lied about having sex, just like Britney did? I'm shocked. Apparently these girls learned early on it's better to do it and lie about it and still get fame and fortune. Whores.

Hey , #11, you seriously need to go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about you or your fucking websites. Fuck off.

That being said, I'll be the publishers of Momma Spears book are pretty red-faced right about now......

Hey , #11, you seriously need to go fuck yourself. Nobody cares about you or your fucking websites. Fuck off.

That being said, I'll bet the publishers of Momma Spears book are pretty red-faced right about now......

little. tiny. whore.

This little bitch is hot.

expected..

In other news, Paris tried to buy midgets dressed as Smurfs. True story. What? I wouldn't make that up! I'm not even drunk yet!!..

This is a sign that the movie "Idiocracy" is a chilling vision into our true future.

22- great flick..and no shit, eh? I think I'd rather live in Halloween than Idiocracy..

They've just confirmed that Jamie Lynn actually got pregnant by sitting on her sister Britney's car seat.....

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No boyfriend over Thanksgving, but she still managed to get her turkey stuffed.

@21 Yup veggi's right, no big surprise that a Spears is pregnant. All I want to know now is if LSU has a soroity for single moms. Now, what's this about midget smurfs? This I gotta hear.

The biggest problem I have with this is the sheer stupidity to not look out for your own future. A cousin of mine got pregnant at 17. My mom pulled me aside and literally told me: "If you don't get your degree from college and find yourself a job before having kids, I will kill you. I'm not even kidding, I'll put my hands around your throat and kill you." That and a video from an actual birth pretty much scared me from ever having kids, period.

Jesus-Christ! This day is getting better, and better, and better. More. Today's gotta be the day Britney ODs.

Say it with me girls

BUTTSEX

MMMMM Yummy.....

I would dominate this bitch's head right thru a bedroom wall,

heck, thats probably just what some dude did....way to go bud! Use her before she starts to sag!

Auntie! Here's the link. I

"I kind of just keep my options [legs] open..."

30- save it for your padded room, fuckin psycho.

Oh God love it, that was funny! Thanks veggi! Just like I thought when I read that story about her and the oompa loompa, Paris is the fucking real life Veruca Salt. C'mon Fish, put this out there for all to read.

How do i explain to my 6 year old daughter that Zoey 101 didn't take sex ed 101????

Underwear sniffing gouls have thrown their haughty heads back and parted their nosehairs to sniff the stuff you're make of.

Isn't it great that the government cares? Don't you like the attention? Now when piles of molecules signal to each other, they will always have a friendly man in the middle.

NSA Gets Real Time Access to Your Email

Kurt Nimmo
TruthNews
December 19, 2007

It was inevitable: the Advanced Research Projects Agency, later to become DARPA, right out of the Pentagon, created the internet. The RAND Corporation invented modern packet switching. DARPA and ARPANET recruited Vint Cerf of Stanford University to work on TCP/IP. Cerf is regarded as “the father of the Internet,” or maybe that should be the military-NSA snoop network. Now we learn NSA increasingly controls SSL, now called Transport Layer Security, the cryptographic protocol that provides secure communications on the internet for web browsing, e-mail, instant messaging, and other data transfers.

In other words, increasingly, the NSA is reading your email and everything you type in your IM client — and in real time, that is to say there is no delay in the timeliness of the information, the underwear drawer snoopers have the ability to read your IMs as you type them.

“Certain privacy/full session SSL email hosting services have been purchased/changed operational control by NSA and affiliates within the past few months, through private intermediary entities,” notes Cryptome.

Hushmail: now fully owned by private entity NSA affiliate; has had informal relationship with NSA for a number of years that effectively provided NSA with real time access to Hushmail’s hosting servers.

Safe-mail.net: Israeli-based, ironically privately lauded by NSA and US military several years ago for its sound implementation of SendMail with SSL webmail GUI frontend. Now provides mail server info to NSA in real time.

Guardster.com (SSH/SSL proxy): NSA contractors have “bought” full access rights to Guardster servers a few days ago. Separate but related: facilitated port sniffing of hosting servers at Everyones Internet, on NSA affiliates’ behalf, has been ongoing for a number of months now.

Geekspeak aside, what this means is that the NSA is buying up key technology in an effort to snoop you even more closely. If this trend continues, we may as well call the internet the NSAnet.

Moreover, according to Cryptome’s research, if you own “security” software produced by Zone Alarm, Symantec, and MacAfee, you are in essence throwing out a welcome mat for the NSA and its bevy of underwear drawer sniffing goons. “All facilitate Microsoft’s NSA-controlled remote admin access via IP/TCP ports 1024 through 1030,” and without a “security flag,” that it to say you will be none the wiser.

It won’t be long now before Winston Smith’s telescreen is barking orders.

@33

Damn crazy, isnt that a bit ironic you're calling someone psycho, yo?

100 bucks says the father is a janitor at the local highschool. Possibly over 40 and possibly not white.

Mike,

First Area 51 and now this. damn these government conspiracies!

Another Spears girl headed back to Louisiana to the trailer park to raise her young 'un. The family coondog will get scared that the rotting front porch may collapse from the weight of the Spears girl's young 'uns and crush poor old Blue.

Unfitney, Part Deux.

Seriously, where's these girls' father?

so much for her career, i assume. it is one thing to have children after 18 and be put on a network somewhere... but having a child at 16, i do not think any of those nick related networks will touch her. really sad. =/

p0nk!
Next we'll hear the government listens in on our phone conversations and can watch us with crazy dish-like things from space!

#24 LOL! That is the best one yet.

Girls, taking it in the ass is much less painfull than pushing a kid out.

Just tell me it wasn't a negro.

Veggi, that whole space thing is a hoax. The moon landing was staged in a studio.

Thats right ladies!

Do you know what "technical virgins" are?
Theyre good girls, thats what they are, VERY good girls

Just like me. Can I get fucked in the ass and still be a virgin? Of course! God, I love it up the ass. I can give and take, but I prefer take.

The word on the street is actually that one of the producers for her show is the father, despite the public claims that aldridge is the father.

What do you all want to bet that the father is an adult?

they dress like twenty somethings and think are grown up...
have sex but have no idea or responsability about the consequences...

i don't get these girls. i don't know why they want to kill all the sexyness and hot, fun years of life so soon. and have a poonany the size of a shopping bag at 16..!

A lot of celebrities deny having relationships...being single makes you more popular, especially when you're young. Hell, Britney lied about not dating Justin Timberlake for a long time.

But, now that Jamie is pregnant, it would be pretty stupid of her to deny being in a relationship with the father, wouldn't it?

DUMB FUCKING WHORE!

Go die with your sister and that jock who knocked you up and spare us from your trash.

You KNOW Britney's pissed. "That little bitch! Ah taught her everthang she knows and she's staylin 'mah thunduhr!"

Can you imagine what kind of whorrific ho Lynne Spears was?

Why am i not surprised? Her mother, (also a whore - i have it on good authority that she f'd K-fed,) is a ROLE MODEL to these two girls, so it makes complete sense that they would have questionable, uh - if any at all really, morals!

So Lynne's drunken one-nighter staggered into the wrong bedroom. Happens all the time.

You know how when a cat has a litter of kittens there's always that fucking siamese?

It would be so fucking cool if, when Jamie-Lynn-Cunt gives birth, the kid comes out oriental. Abort!

Time for some retro-active abortions.

http://pulp-pictures.blogspot.com

Woo Hoo! Anybody laying bets that she'll be a grandmother at 32? Great grandmother at 48? Gives a whole new meaning to the cougar scenario in my head ... "Hey sugar, you wanna do me and my grandbaby at the same time?"

I think DSS should look into Britney's mom's parenting skills.....she raised two whores.

I don't know why everyone is so shocked by this -- they're all just a bunch of white trash from Kentwood, LA. IT'S WHAT THEY DO, PEOPLE!!! And actually, if you're measuring the Spears girls by the official standards of white trash, Brit is far ahead of the curve because she didn't get knocked up till she was in her 20s AND she was married before it happened too! Little Jamie Lynn, however, is right on track compared to all the other white trash tramps in the neighborhood.....maybe she SHOULD have aspired to following in her big sister's footsteps afterall...

don't be blamin mamma spears for all this!! that little biatch knows how to take birth control!
ahhhh i'm so proud to be from Louisiana....
oh yeah and GEAUX TIGERS!!

wow!
shes rich! and she can't go to the store and buy herself a condom? wtf?
what they're 75 cents!
you would think she would learn from things that are happening to her sister.
poor unfortunate whore

Those Spears girls.. putting the 'ass' in 'class' yet again!! Can't wait to see how this gets into the script on Zoey 101.
Glad #36 could come out from under his tinfoil helmet long enough to weigh in ... hopefully those black helicopters are coming for #30 instead.

I would wreck that...

Hopefully this spawns a whole generation of technical virgins

Im buying stock in KY Jelly

Why is this such a shock. When you start having sex at age 12, you are bound to be pregnant by age 16. I still think the father may be a relative,

Those whores don't have a brother do they? Cause you never know if he's the gunman

ok she says she's not going to follow her sister's footsteps!!! shes not she's right at least brittany was married!!! n not 16!!!! shes stupid!!! shes making herself sound like a whore by saying and i quote. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." sounds like a whore to me!!! anyone agree???

@65 it's already been wrecked!!

Way to go K-Fed, it ruins the famyly haha...3 babies 1 father... thats a soup opera monologue... i should sell that...

I'm waiting for the headline that says Lynne Spears has been knocked up by Federline.......

Oh SH-. NO MORE SPEARS' PLS!

(I wish I were not far far over the hill with the only attention I can muster being the flies sucking pus out of my squishy mangled cooter) I hate this young woman! And for that matter ALL attractive young women. Dammit the passage of time and the cruel ravages of the long ages!
You know you are old when the wrinkles on your face drip onto your spoon - the live nourishing oatmeal spoon, my only source of sustenance (save for the occasionly discarded rubbers I suckle in the dark).

What 16 year old girl hasn't been screwed? The real question is who or what knocked her up. Could be any one of at least 20 beasts or boys.

This is just typical Hollywood slut conduct so why get excited?

Well well... when your mom is a whore and screws your older sisters bf, and your trashy sister walks around with her fat ass hanging out of her pants, no wonder why little miss "zoey" gets knocked up!!! Tramp shoulda kept her legs closed when she snuck k'fed into her barbie play house.

Pisses me off how little tramps get fame and fortune when some of us are trying to get fame and fotune and can't get there cause we don't spread em' real great. Jamie is a great role model for teenage trash!

oh my.
i herd this last night,

i hope she can continue to have a good life and maybe raise it right not like her sister has done with her kids.

oh my.
i herd this last night,

i hope she can continue to have a good life and maybe raise it right not like her sister has done with her kids.

All these possible daddies, and none probably can or will afford to pay any child support.

Attraction to parasites must run in the family.

Babies having babies...how "Hit me Baby One More Time" sooo 1997!

Its called the shot. No pill needed. Should be required by govt for this trash.

figures!!!!! wow i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOT shocked. that family is the reason my daughter won't date till she 40 !!!!!!!

i mean don't get me wrong but congrats on this sweet new life that is coming into this world.... but she looks like a complete idiot!!!!!!!! she's 16 how will she be able to take care of her ? babies raising babies!!!!!

figures!!!!! wow i am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo NOT shocked. that family is the reason my daughter won't date till she 40 !!!!!!!

i mean don't get me wrong but congrats on this sweet new life that is coming into this world.... but she looks like a complete idiot!!!!!!!! she's 16 how will she be able to take care of her ? babies raising babies!!!!!

She was an idiot to not use birth control. The patch or pill has an over 99% effectiveness and a small implant can last for years.

Looks like she has no common sense. If I were her, I would never have a child, and most of all, I would have tried to prevent the pregnancy in the first place!

Kids should not have kids, especially if Jamie is anything like her sister.
Her career is over. Welcome to diapers and stretch marks, kid. I would have hoped you could have experienced a decade of freedom before learning the ropes of motherhood -- it's not suited for independent teenagers, or for the faint hearted! Hopefully you can get an epidural.

On the plus side, you might get more attention. The press loves train wrecks. Extra kudos if you buy coffee from Starbucks in the third trimester.

wow!! i guess bein a slut runs in the family!!

Holyy shytt!
like com'on guyss!
its her lifee let her do wat she wants!
i personal love herr!,
she like my idol,
soo bitchss gett overr ya selfss

I see coke and tidy bowl on the shopping list.

skank

SHE iS A WH0RE !!
LMA0

she iz most deff. following in her big sisters foot steps. Although Britney waz older and she atleast knows who fathered her children. WoW! What is society becoming?

she looks freakin 35

how old is she huh

16?? she is a beauty anyway. But she has no permission to join http://femmate.com yet.

fucking rude asses who the hell are you to call her a whore big deal if shes prego shes a beautiful girl and things went way wrong but shes a human who has feelings so maybe some people should GROW UP and respect her a little no matter if shes not fucking married and shes 16 big fucking deal...it cant effect you that much can it?

omg she's only 16. like britney like jamie. both slut.

she is a woman with a high taest, i think it is very importantfor a woman.

maybe we can share our view on clothes and taest on my blog
http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com.

I don't see why the media and/or "experts" don't just state the obvious: The Spears girls wanted OUT of the "American legal child labor" world (a.k.a. the music and entertainment industries) and Britney figured out a way - motherhood.
Britney's not nuts - she's just FREE of Lynne Spears finally.
Jaime Lynne just thought - "hell, I'm tired of being Zoe 101, I want to be free too - I know, I'll just have a baby like big ol' sis and I can do what I want soon after."

Oh, and I'll tell you what else - I'll bet that cute blond clean cut guy they're naming as the dad isn't the real father...

#94

Un-"rude" retards like you is the reason we have teenage mothers costing tax payers' money. I don't give a damn about when, whomever, however many, however old, one fucks, but for non-retards' sake: wear a condom.

If Jamie has Britney's genes: she'll be fat after giving birth: her career will be over and she'll be another one on welfare.

Does not "effect" us, my ass. Are you a teenage mother too that's why you didn't even have time to "GROW UP" with the ability to spell?

How pathetic and sad. My 10 year old daughter watches Zoey 101 and even she is completely appalled by Jamie Lynn's stupidity/sluttery.

Bye Bye Nickelodeon/acting career. Hello, trailer park!

I find it deliciously ironic that Lynne Spears was going to be writing a book about Parenting. If anything, it'd be a cautionary tale! YIKES.

This has no bearing on Zoey 101 because they already finished filming the final season's episodes before she got pregnant (or at least before anyone knew about it). They may, however, still decide not to air the final season. That would not be a surprise.

no im not a teenage mother i go to wsu studying to be a pediatrician i just think people are fucked up for calling her nasty names what if a teenager in your family got pregnant would you be caling her a slut bag whore i doubt it so one last time grow up..theres nothing anyones going to do to stop teenage pregnancy its a fact of life people used to get married at 10-15 years old just something to remember.

haha oh and you think my spellings bad check out all those spellings errors above me dumbass who the fuck cares anyway this is just a fucking comment box not an exam paper

I believe quite a few people have read this news, because I saw an argument at pubspa.com. I am confused.

This is one episode of Maury I will be SURE to watch.

i dnt know why people are talkin so much its not out of this world to have a child at age 16.. people need to worry about them selfs. she isnt asking anyone for anything, the day that people can start talking is the day they start giving her money ...


xoxo

i dnt know why people are talkin so much its not out of this world to have a child at age 16.. people need to worry about them selfs. she isnt asking anyone for anything, the day that people can start talking is the day they start giving her money ...


xoxo

min-
you are totally right people should worry about themselves... half the girls at my highschool have kids i dont but yeah its not unusual what so ever...accidents happen and life goes on.

Geez, People!!!!

It happens, she meant to have a child at 16. Does it bother you guys? Its her, go have your own problems... I know the baby will be a cute baby. And G*D made the baby , you guys cant make a human so dont be soo fjalskghlhsghdsfgha;l...Annoying .....Im on Jamies side, hope you guys have good things to say about it instead...

Geez, People!!!!

It happens, she meant to have a child at 16. Does it bother you guys? Its her, go have your own problems... I know the baby will be a cute baby. And G*D made the baby , you guys cant make a human so dont be soo fjalskghlhsghdsfgha;l...Annoying .....Im on Jamies side, hope you guys have good things to say about it instead...