Dec 19 2007Casey Aldridge is an all-American sweetheart

You know what sucks? She is a role-model for young girls...how am I supposed to explain to my 8 year old the reason why god put a baby inside of a 16 year old who is not married?? I mean, if she's going to have sex, why can't she be smart and use protection? Where did Britney and Jamie Lynn's parents go wrong??

I'd love to lick every drop from his cock and his pimples.

Are Southern White people as trashy as niigers?

Where the parents went wrong is telling the kids, when they were 8 years old, to look to the fucking entertainment world for role models.

He's not being charged with statutory because the parents have to file charges, and in most inbreed I mean southern states, if you are under 21 the legal age is actually 16.

He's not being charged with statutory because the parents have to file charges, and in most inbreed I mean southern states, if you are under 21 the legal age is actually 16.

He's not being charged with statutory because the parents have to file charges, and in most inbreed I mean southern states, if you are under 21 the legal age is actually 16.

You only have to click it ONCE!!!!!

He's not being charged with statutory because the parents have to file charges, and in most inbreed I mean southern states, if you are under 21 the legal age is actually 16.

You know what I hate, retards who triple post.

Love,
Folks in Louisiana

Fucking quad posting is even worse than inbreeding. Go for five rubberhead.

Love,
GT in NOLA

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

what a loser. he's not even that cute.

#3 You have problems. Go get friends and maybe a better body.

#3 can eat my dingleberries. they're mostly white. and mostly charmin ultra soft.

Oh, Jamie-Lynn, what heppened? No. I can't believe that. What a shame. Here, come over here and sit down beside me. I won't bite, silly. You're like my litle sister.

You are a very special person, Jamie. Do you know that about yourself? You are. It's true. Yeah, it's true. I'm not lying. Hee-Hee. I mean it.

You seem a little tense. You know what you need? A back massage. Here, turn around. Rub-Rub-Rub. You know that shirts in the way. Pull it down just a little. Rub-Rub-Rub. That bra-straps in the way. Just pull them over your shoulders. C'mon? C'mon! You chicken, Jamie? Right.

You ever had a butt massage? No this isn't sexual. I want you to feel better because I'm there for you. Ever tasted a dick before? No! Im playing. I'm playing. Seriously. Have you?

Casey must be so proud right now.

Somehow "Guest" didn't make the comments any more repetitive than usual. Don't tell me - the Spears girls are trashy hillbillies?!?!!!! No really!!! Wow!!!

guest, ..... jeeeeezuz man, talk about calling out losers, i hope you're slinking away from here right now. seven?! xrist!

umm Hey Progenitor! You are aware this is a minor your are fantasizing about molesting, right?

He's got a redsox hat on so now he's a loser rapist poser who can't be normal and blow his load on the girls tits which is way cooler to look at.

#20's strange fantasy was funny too

6-
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm
Actually for Louisiana it is 17, Tennessee is 18, Vermont ( a northern state ) is 16. Im tired of people calling southern people trash. That is a very generalized statement. My favorite actor, Johnny Depp is from Kentucky, and he is intelligent and amazing. Maybe some people from the south are trashy, but you think there isn't white trash in any northern state?! The most bible thumping, red-neck, people I have ever met are from the mid-west, not that they are all like that either.

I watched the MTV true-life I am pregnant a couple of weeks ago, and the teen girl on that was the trashiest ugliest thing I had ever seen, and she was from Washington state.
I hate ghetto wigger trash from the bronx with curly nails, that is a type of white trash that I see in northern states sometimes. I don't think all northern girls are white trash.

I have lived in four different states, I went to school in Virginia(south), and I didn't meet one person there that was white trash or inbred. I have met some people from New York, and Pennsylvania that were much worse.

Southern people are such trash!

Alexandria is washington dc

I hope a beautiful mulatto baby pops out and all the other Spearseseses faint. It's gonna happen, there've been stories about a doctor finding a gold tooth buried in Jamie Lynn's pussy.

Go Sawks! I hit that thing wicked hahd, it was easy because the whole family's retahded!

"He took amazing care of Jamie Lynn," a source close to the family tells PEOPLE. "Anything ever went wrong, he always comforted her. He took care of her"

"Honey I hurt my finger"
Well here baby, put my pee pee in ya, that'll make it all better.

"Honey it's raining and I wanted to go outside"
Well nothing like a good stiffie to get rid of those rainy day blues.

"Sweetie I've already seen this episode of Oprah"
Only one thing for it,...here's Mr. Slippy!

"I can't believe grandma's dead!! *sob*"
Aww sweetie I hate to see you cry,..so doggie it is!

I believe in that case it's spelled "cumforted"

We shouldn't talk about trashy people, we should talk about the rich stupid girl (Jamie Lynn), it doesn't matter if you have money, or if you are white, black or Hispanic, you need to be smart and keep your legs close enough and don't get pregnant no matter what, so ever!, this little girl won't have any problem in her future... she will get a lot of money out of this deal...sorry out of this baby..

I found this page doing a Google search for "southern white trash".

@29 - that was K-Fed's tooth, but it wasn't solid gold, just gold-plated

thank you #29 for some originality.........still laughing.

26-
I don't think all people from the south are trash.
people from boston?
that is another story.
They all say " wicked awesome" in the most ugly disgusting accents I have ever heard.
they are all trash and fuck their own cousins.

johnny depp is truly amazing, and this is fact because i've lived in four different states.

love his hair :O

love his hair :O

love his hair :O

person who lives in Alexandria -
I love Old Town . I went to George Mason University, I now live in Richmond. Virginia is a southern state, so is Maryland.

There's no such thing as "pressing charges."

A crime is a crime is a crime, and the discretion to investigate/prosecute lies solely with the authorities - the police and the DAs (or local equivalent).

The concept of "pressing charges" only came about because, as a practical matter, if the victims don't want a criminal case to proceed, the cops probably won't pursue it.

This is because:
A) if the victim doesn't care, it's unlikely anybody else will, and
B) without the victim's cooperation, a successful prosecution is often very difficult.

Besides that, given the nature of this girl's life, any state would be hard pressed to prove the act occurred in their jurisdiction based solely on the pregnancy.

You know whats almost not as cool as a baby in your uterus? PEOPLE POSTING THE SAME SHIT MULTIPLE TIMES. Unless you have parkinsons please only press "post your comment" once.

thank you

I hope the baby inherits the sum of their IQs, and not the average.

@3, pull yourself together and engage your little hillbilly racist brain... Regardless of the parents wishes, I really think he should be done for statutory, actually scratch that what is he doing anywhere near a 16 year old anyway?

#20 wasn't my fantasy. That's Casey-faggot finagling his way in to Jamie-Lynn's pussy. I should have specified. Orgasm!

Since it's close to xmas time, I think we should all be asking ourselves.... WWBD?..

This family is rich and screwed up, I think I'm going to sell them some magical beans.

#47 *crickets*

#4 is the best comment I have ever read here.

Why don't the Spears hillbillies keep their legs closed. The article suggests the boyfriend comforted the Spears hillbilly with his penis. That is just wrong! Is Jamie gonna pop out 2 hillbilly babies in a row like her shit for brains hillbilly sister?

#26, don't worry, trash is all over, not just the south. We've got plenty of trash up north to mock, too.

What do you mean, Veggi? Britney's pregnant too, isn't she?????

Maybe they can share a delivery room!

It actually is statutory rape in Louisiana. And whoever said the parents need to bring the charges, is incorrect. Criminal charges are brought by the state. Here's the LA statute:

http://www.legis.state.la.us/lss/lss.asp?doc=78672

Nope, it's not statutory rape, not in Louisiana. The dude has to be black.

ho.ho. ho. Mare crissmus mawma. Ize gon' keep dis'un.

I think the bigger news is that Casey is not Jamies brother. Who would have thopught those inbred a-holes would have sex out side of the family.

@8 FRIST you said you only click once? I always thought you clicked more than once..

Did you checkyour mail??

#31 Banquo, you are hilarious. cumforted. hahaha
Bravo

Dear Frist,

In answer to your question my mom was the one taking the picture, but she looked away when I pulled my underpants down.

Love,

Jimbo

Jesus Christ can we have more stories from this crap!!

@55

WHAT A TRUE STATEMENT

Do you see anything wrong with this picture?

"He took amazing care of Jamie Lynn," a source close to the family tells PEOPLE. "Anything ever went wrong, he always comforted her. He took care of her."

Shouldn't that be the job of that 16 year old child's parents? Good ol' outsourcing. See, they outsource the job of comforting their child to a 16 year old boy in return for unfettered access to her lady bits! It's all so simple you see! Ma and Pa Spears are pimping out all their daughters wherever the opportunity presents itself. Now lets see if a horny teenage boy can do a better job with Jamie Lynn, than the music industry did with Britney.

I proclaim: Britney 2.0 here we come!

acne faced statutory rapists will always make good parents. there is absolutely nothing wrong with this situation at all, but the red sox suck.

Choo! Choo! Here comes the bullshit train!

funny

You ALL have mail.. hehehhehehheheehe

Yes, I know each and every single person on here's email addy, suck it up!!!

All the stars of kids' TV turn out to be sluts. Must be because the producers break them in at about age 12. Time to send an application into Nickelodeon!

#63, no need to bash the Sox. Unless you're a Yankees fan, of course - lots of roid rage going around in that group...

@66 Shut the fuck up you dumb ass troll. Go back to playing with your brother. He is he doing anyway??? Oh Yeah, SFU

to #3

your life,

insignificant.

The guy looks like a fucking douche. No wonder Whorey-Lynn Spears was attracted to him.

I hope that no one is feeling sorry for this guy, because he is going to cash in big time. He probably has K-Fed on speed dial now, getting advice.

i grew up outside of kentwood, and i'm really getting a kick out of these replies!

He's fugly.

This punk cuntforted little Jamie because Mrs. Spears let her 16 year old daughter live with the guy.

That's right. Mom who was in the process of releasing a book on parenting allowed this pimple faced kid to shack up with her little 16 year old girl. When it started not sure, but can we rule out 15? Nope.

As for the LA law, you folks may be mistaken. It may be CA law that applies as that was where our little hot teen was bumping and grinding.

what trash

absolute trash

Ok I thought there home state was Kentucky where age of consent is 16 but in Lousianna it is 17 and they have no "romeo & Juliet laws" So yes if her parents wanted to they could prosecute for sex with a minor ..

An older teen who has sex with his younger girlfriend can be arrested, prosecuted, and jailed for the act. Even worse, he may carry the stigma of being labeled a sex offender for the rest of his life.
The problem typically arises when the male is 18 or 19, the female is between 14 and 16, and the parent of the younger teen presses charges.

Oh and if the "act took place in California The age of consent here is 18 so no chance of "grey area" as in states where consenting age is 16

"Nope, it's not statutory rape, not in Louisiana. The dude has to be black."

55 ... Exactly. That's spot on.

This Just in: Sources close to Jamie Lynn have just announced that the fetus is pregnant as well. The baby has decided to keep the baby, and informs us that the Spermatazoa shes been dating for the last few months is a real stand up Goo.

ROFL @ #79...made me spit Pepsi on my keyboard

Can I just point something out?

The quoted article of "the family source" is talking in the past tense "he TOOK care of her" not he TAKES care of her.

Apparently from another source I read, this backs up the fact that they aren't even together anymore. They broke up in the summer. She's due in June which means that she conceived in September.

And here's something that's buggin me.

Now I know US schools don't go back after their summer holidays until September right? so "the summer" could mean September, would that be a fair assessment?

In the UK we'd generally call the summer June/July.

If the breakup story is true and they broke up in say, July, who got her pregnant in September? Maybe Jamie Lynne and this Casey guy just have an on-off relationship.

Ahh who knows? more to the point, who cares?

One thing's for sure, they should lock up pushy celebrity driven mothers (and fathers) for child abuse.

#79--- I had something silly to say, but fuck dude, you just pulled out the greatest comment there could possilby be. I give up. HAHAHAHAHAAHAAH

notasitseems, I agree with you. By the way, do you have a profile at
interracialconnect.com that is a niche interracial dating site? Did you check Britney's hot video there? lol. really sexy with bikini. I'm her big fan. love her forever

It's clear why Jamie Lynn Spears got knocked up for a few reasons:

1) She embraced the liberal ideology of having PREMARITAL sex. Now if she was a good, clean, conservative gal, she would've waited until marriage to have sex, which would've meant she would've been emotionally responsible enough to have a child inside of a loving marriage. Having a child at 16 out of wedlock is going to be emotionally destructive to the bast*rd child and crippling to the teenage mother's mental and emotional development. Having "safe" sex is no 100% guarantee against unwanted, teen pregnancies because condoms may rip, so the only, true way is abstinence. Additionally, having premarital sex encourages soulless sex for lust instead of fostering lifelong commitments that are healthier for any society.

2) The liberal pop culture blasts teen girls with over-sexualization messages in everything from music to movies to their celeb idols (Paris Hilton et al), so that these teens refuse to have moral clarity and make proper and healthy decisions for themselves.

3) Teen girls act like hardcore sl*ts sometimes, and Jamie Lynn is likely no exception. Poor guys like the 19-year-old father, Aldridge, are likely tempted into taking advantage of these teen girls by their easiness and loose virtues. Incidentally, the 19-year-old "rapist," Aldridge, ought to be charged because in Louisiana, the age of consent is SEVENTEEN, whereas Spears is only 16.

Lastly, Spears shouldn’t get an abortion like the Culture of Death libs/Dems would insist. She now has the accountability of living with the consequences of teen sex (no husband, no career, no life experience) and should keep the baby. Or, she could also give it up for adoption, but the best she could do is not worsen her wrongdoing by getting an abortion!

He 'took care' of all three of her orifices

why the fuck is this douch wearing a sox hat? asshole's from mississippi, right?

who cares what the laws are in louisiana anyway. aren't these idiots living in ca? it's a non issue.

#1 -- Why not try actually parenting your 8 year old and, you know, not giving her bullshit excuses as to how the baby got there. Also, how about not having her look to TV characters as her role models? The television is not your babysitter -- PARENT your child, for "god's" sake.

Does dude even have a job?

Jamie, can't believe u got pregnet.....
You're barely 16!!! wth!!!

Ummmm....I think we're all failing to realize one thing here: maybe this guy isn't the father. I'm not taking anything this chick says as gold (or the truth for that matter). She said herself that she hangs out with a bunch of male friends. She lied about being pregnant before (national enquirer broke the story). She could be lying now. It looks better to be pregnant by your long-term boyfriend than some random guy from Hyde Lounge.

didn't they meet in a church related group

84. Teen Sex thanks to anti-Abstinence Libs,

yeah, your argument makes so much sense. the 16 year old girl should be blamed instead of the 19 year old adult who impregnated her.

cuz you know she tempted him with her loose virtues and easiness. and not the other way around... a guy takin advantage of a naive little girl who thinks it's cool to have an older boyfriend and party/have lots of sex.

hopefully, he IS going to jail. because as the ADULT in this situation, he is the one who should be taking all the blame for this, not stupid little jamie lynn.

84... seriously?

no one waits until marriage anymore, and its not paris hilton's fault that someone she's probably never met got pregnant

the actual cause is probably conservatives like you denying her easy access to birth control

stop using my name i only posted #92

http://tinyurl.com/3buptb

check out how many myspaces he has

Number 25, your Yankee luvvin' ass is jealous. The Sox hat clearly indicates that knocking up 16 year olds is the new awesome. Jeter wouldn't knock up a 16 year old...know why? Chicken, that's why.

I used to live in Louisiana and the only time they charge statutory rape is when it's a white girl dating a black gut and the parents don't have to press charges the police can press charged if it gets reported, and I've seen it happen before.........and it's definitely California that turns these girls into trash not Louisiana

he just got himself a free meal ticket for the rest of his days - stupid? I think not

#79 is possibly the funniest comment I've ever read on these boards.. followed closely by #84..

#87, I'm supposed to explain sex to my 8 year old (just turned 8, too)?? No thanks...I tell her god puts babies in mom's bellies...when she's older (like my 10 year old daughter) and begins to ask questions, I will be honest with her. I think 8 is a bit too young to begin talking about sex. Also, the show Zoey 101 is actually a decent show. Like Miley Cyrus, I thought Jaime Lynn was some what wholesome, if you will. To have the latter come up pregnant is a tad disheartning. I am a great parent, unlike you who would talk to her poor innocent child about sex at such a young age...dumbshit!

ugly kid

YEP, maybe he is?
They FUCK alot in Louisiana and surroundings, NOT?
BUT THIS SUCKER KNOWS WHAT IS THE USE OF HIS DICKY!!

Fucking cross-eyed brillo-headed douche.

Fuck. Was this dudes mother impregnated by a bottle of Wild Turkey with qualuudes melted up in it?? What a doofus.

@26 Being a degenerate seems to span all ethnic, economic and geographic boundaries.

@31 Probably about right.

@44 It still wouldn't have 3 digits.

@55 and 79- good stuff.

@84 Don't cut that sack of shit any slack because he's male. No one made him do anything.

Well, he's so gay. You know http://www.femmate.com has more interesting videos for PINKs.

wtf-
just like #4 said why the hell would you have your 8 year old look up to any one in the entertainment buisness...there actors meaning their not real... they can do and be however they want outside of their fucking jobs and theres nothing your going to do about it.. hopefully your not a role model to your kid ha....

iloveyou-
true that! andwhy the fuck do ppl worrie about stars problems when they shoudl worrie about their own huh? kinda pathetic find something better to do assholes:D

@1 Tell her the boogie man put it in there because Jamie Lynn is a bad person and didn't believe in ghosts.

he's such a jerk!

19, huh? So that means Val Kilmer was like, what, 25 when he impregnated Keanu Reeves?

I love him

I love him

handsome

handsome

I love you. I and your friends at pubspa.com will support you forever.

Nice to see this retard knows how to use at least ONE function of his penis, but not how a condom works.........sweet!

Choo Choo! Here comes that nasty "Statutory Rape" knocking on the door Captain NumbNuts!

I wonder if Big Bubba (in that supermax where they keep naughty child-molesters) will show Mr. Genius here how playing "hide the 10" Black Sausage" works? I am betting he will, but without the condom.....

Well, he gets to fuck up a dipshit teenager, I am hoping to hear how Bubba fucks him up.........always did wonder how a punk at that age will deal with his soon-to-be supernatural ability to shit through a screen door works out after 3 months in a state pen.

This 'tard really needs to lay off the weed..........but his sperm count is up ladies!

We should have seen this coming when Superficial first reported tht Jamie Lynn was shacking up with her 19 year old "boyfriend".

I am still waiting to hear that Lindsay Lohan has AIDS, O.D.'d or both. I do nto think she will get pregnant as her reproductive system is hopefully shot to hell from all her hard partying and drugging.

When this relationship goes sour who do you think will get custody of this kid in the Louisiana court system?

A. Casey Aldridge, all-American local sweetheart with a large and loving extended family to support him and probably no job that limits the time he has to spend with the kid.

B. Moneyed mentally impaired 16 year old Jamie Lynn with explosive temper and history of being the "rebellious and trouble-making" child whose only family is a child-whoring mother and a mentally ill, drug addicted former popstar sister.

C. Some other dude who is the real father.

D. None of the above. The kid will just be left to raise itself just like the rest of the Spears clan

E. Who knows! I'm just getting so much pleasure out of this mess that I can't wait to see the next boot fall!

he is lovely.

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you just KNOW JLS Will whore herself out for money to do shows highlighting the dangers of teen pregnancy. If she was my 16 year old daughter I'd offer her an abortion

HI..
how can alot of you call each other all these bad comments about being trash and so on..im from england and i admitt over here aint perfect to each other but everyone is different..race..religion..and so on it doesnt make you trash.because of where some one comes from...
anyways back to the jamie crisists...im 17 and tend to watch her zoey 101 as my young sister does so i have no choice of the t.v lol but she has many young fans and she should be setting an example...even though her sister britney hasnt lead a very stable life so far she still wasnt silly enough to have a kid at 16? i myself am very disapointed with the news and shocked...Jamie says she did not plan to follow footsteps so maybe its time now for brit to mature and hopefully Jamie wont turn out the same as.
lets hope Jamie isnt telling the trueth about her pregnancy and she can begin to mature.
Jamie you are a silly young girl who is ruining a amazing life you could have rather than parenting right now.
and before i forget NO.1 i think you should not tell ur 8 year old child about how the baby got there as she is to young and this can lead to her having sex at a younger age in years to come. All you have to do is say to your little one that her favourite idol has behaved badly, this will then make your young girl not wont to know how and why and what has happened to her role model.
anyways i should now go as i am from england and i dont know much about the laws in the U.S so i dont want to sound like im dis respecting you all.
by the way in the U.K the law is 16. x

WTF- Just tell your 8 year old the truth. Why is this so hard for people? She's pregnant because she's a slut who is dating a douchebag. No one who wears his hat like that should ever be trusted, isn't cool, and isn't worth throwing your life away for. See? It's easy.

"i think you should not tell ur 8 year old child about how the baby got there as she is to young and this can lead to her having sex at a younger age in years to come."

That is just entirely untrue.

Casey's New My Space Status " "I love you Jamie Lynn. GO LSU!!"

nice!

This story really showcases why anal sex and facials are much better ideas.

#84's comment really pissed me off at one point:

"Poor guys like the 19-year-old father, Aldridge, are likely tempted into taking advantage of these teen girls by their easiness and loose virtues."

Excuse me?
First, you completely just condoned rape in that sentence, not to mention, it doesn't make any sense anyway. Oh, yes, he was completely swept away by Jamie's sluttiness! Oh my! That poor boy! Couldn't control his penis - it just slipped right on in! But let's forgive him -he said ten Hail Marys afterward. He must have suffered so.

What the hell are you saying? That it was Jamie's fault ONLY? Oh, please.

Teens are having sex. They have and will continue to have sex. Teaching abstinence only is the worst idea ever. Please, get an education that extends beyond your b.s. conservatism before you decide to write something or open your mouth.

haha hes a boss

Douche!

natty dread-
exactly abstinence was the worst idea ever... theres nothing you damn ppl are going to do to stop teens from having sex so STOP trying

#106, learn how to spell, jackass!

wtf-
your fucking stupid maybe you sould read #106 and #4 again fuckface

"your stupid" should be spelled, "you're stupid" and it's SHOULD, not sould....ha ha, you're uneducated...the worst people on this earth..ha ha! Talk about stupid...

to call Casey Aldridge all american sweetheart or whatever is completely BOGUS
the title should be All American Child Molester!
nuff said!

wtf-
haha YOUR a dumbass get a life and stop correcting other pople YOUR only doing that because you know YOUR wrong.... and you have to much time on YOUR hands for being a fucking parent . lol stupid bitch

Uh, duh...shouldn't it be "people" --- not "pople"? Calm down now honey, maybe you'll spell correctly. Such a shame. ***shakes head in dismay as she walks away to enjoy her perfect life in the OC***

He's only 17 according to the myspace screenshot they posted on here. And just to throw this out there, people who put "your" instead of "you're" annoy me.

I think that K-Fed is the one who knocked her up. Apparently, he knew about it before Britney.

I dont thnk you can blame jamie-lynn or the guy in this situation these both made a dumb mistake like a lot of teens in todays sciety and at least they are taking responsibility but she should be smarter wit her descisions because she does influence young people

I dont thnk you can blame jamie-lynn or the guy in this situation these both made a dumb mistake like a lot of teens in todays sciety and at least they are taking responsibility but she should be smarter wit her descisions because she does influence young people

He looks like a total FAG!!!