Dec 4 2007Hayden Panettiere wears shorts

ME!

She's so small that even short-shorts are normal size on her. (Awwwwww.)

Hey frist,

By the way, Hayden has nice hammies.

Frist I love being under you. Spread those sweet cheeks just a little bit more

This chick is nearly as fat as Jennifer-Loves-Spewit.

Not quite... but nearly.

Check out the last picture. She looks like she's put together with body parts from 5 different people.

don't get the obsession with this girl. she doesn't have a hot body at all. how are those considered short shorts? they look normal size to me

How much is this midget's PR agent paying Fish anyway?

And the fish hard on continues to rage.

hah #6 you are right!

I am liking this site even more as the people are on it!

Those aren't short shorts, but she still rocks them.

She's tasty.

I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen found his match there.

she is sqeaky clean as squeak and smelling like the roses! Why not anybody hurt on this girl? She is gorgeosness in a can.

This site is pissing me off. None of my entries are showing up. I typed all this shit and nothing. Said some kind of error. Ficial? Get this shit fixed or I'll be going to "Webstersismybitch.com" for good.

I like her very much. She is so hot. I saw her profile on millionaire and celebrity dating site millionairefriends.com. Charlie Sheen spread many STDs there.

Her leg looks like the little drum stick part of a chicken wing

I just came. Just kidding... NOW I came.

#14 - I found your match when I held a mirror to my ass you fucking moron.

Who would win a wet t shirt cotest between this chick, Kate Hudson, and Daniel Radcliffe? My money's on Potter. My money's also on Potter for my next question "Which one of these chicks will be the first to suck off a horse?"

She looks like a child and anyone who thinks she's hot likes to fuck little boys.

Cinder, please burn to a cinder because you're freaking me out. You're weird.

#21
You make it sound like there is something wrong with fucking little boys.

I would like to make bloody semen puddles in her panettieries.

#24
Seek medical help

#24
Seek medical help

I would drink her bathwater!!!

Well since there's nothing going on, let me post that

- I hate Chris Daughtry because he sucks,
- I hate Megan Fox because she won't close her mouth and thinks she's hot,
- Heath Ledger has lost all my respect,
- I'm going to see the movie about the compass BECAUSE it's anti-religion
- Jennifer Lopez is a fag
- I love oatmeal cookies from IKEA

BORING....god, enough of this chick

Oh god again with the fucking bathwater.

#24, that was god-damned hilarious

LayDeeBug is not attractive. And angry. I know her.

HEY THE JLH POST IS GONE!!!!!!

I would make fun of this bitch on a less than flattering blog. She's not very developed for an 18 year old girl.

MK, you're going to have to try harder than that. That was little league, bro.

/me votes LayDeeBug for post of the day. Brilliant.
Spewed coffee onto my keyboard with the 'Lopez is a fag' crack.

35 thank you, and I bow to you.....and service you.

Still better than looking at Winohouse in her bra

She's cute, but her thighs are definitely a bit McChunkers (not that that's a bad thing.) The Under Armour shorts aren't all that short. They are cute, tho.

#1 not me

My bosses hips swaggle on the red carpet back and forth to rhythym.

And his rear is fat too boot!

So, this is Hayden without make-up? She looks pretty fucking good to me. She'd look even better with some of my special lip gloss, though.

I just love how all the gay guys on this site pretend to be sooo INTO Hayden. Who the hell are you fooling? LOL

There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!

The thing with her is that she probably didn't know she was going to be a jumbo shrimp when she grew up, and she did all that gymnastics and stuff and got that little bulldog/athlete build.

If she had gotten her wrist x-rayed as a child, they could have told her how short she was going to be (by the spaces between the bones) and she would have chosen a different path, like ballet, which makes you look longer.

Gerard, I think you meant that post for the Amy Winehouse blog, non?

#46 Maybe Paris Hilton

#46, you are fucking funny...much better take on the photos then the Superficials!

#46, you are fucking funny...much better take on the photos then the Superficial's!

lux, I always thought i'd like to write for the Fish but I bet I'd choke at my first try. Anyway, I'd need to get paid, ya know?

Hayden makes my pants smile... and tingle... and get tight.

What a boring body. There are many better looking girls in any neighborhood.

What a boring body. There are many better looking girls in any neighborhood.

I make sexy time with her. Her Virgeen is tight like glove. She have anus like 7 year old. She stroke my krum and I make sex explosion on her tits and make dirt in her mouth.

Pic#1 and #2: She was soooooo close to getting into my van this time.

damn she is still cute even without make up.

At least on that pic, her cellulites isn't obvious

Have you guys seen the behind the scenes GQ photoshoot? She looks gorgeous in that.

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Hayden Panettiere wears shorts, SO WHAT?
Don't you have anything to write about?

Hayden Panettiere wears shorts, SO WHAT?
Don't you have anything to write about?

She's ok. If I walked by her I might slide a finger underneath her shorts, but only to see how far it would go up in such a midget. She looks clean, so I might smell it, but otherwise I'd just start walking again.

Woah Nelly... didn't she like JUST turn 18?

Woah Nelly... didn't she like JUST turn 18?

Her stumpy little Britney legs make me laugh. On her, wearing shorts is like wearing long pants.

yuck, please stop it.
This chick is 0 hotness average teen you see everywhere, and anyone who thinks otherwise probably has issues and a stash of child porn on their computer.

she is UGLY and looks 12 or 13

How can you think this girl is ugly? Shes cute as hell Granted shes not "hot" but cute. She's been looking grumpy lately too. She used to smile all the time at the paps. Where has that happy Hayden gone? She looks pissed and confused in a couple pics.

Sexo.

/would hit

If she didn't spend so many hours in the gym she'd be fat.
I hate looking at pictures like this. PLEASE change it back!!!!!

I don't know her but this looks a 12-year old kid to me.I hope her mother gave her permission to wear tiny shorts.

I saw her hot video at http://www.interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. She is very sexy with bikini in that video. wow. wanna kiss u. You will love her after seening it.

Ugh! She is soo boring. Why is she always on here all of a sudden. Its weird, but I preferred it when Fish obsessed over Ambrosio.

So, more pictures of Skipper huh. She's totallyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Sorry, I fell asleep in the middle of my *yawn* sentence.

Why does she always have her hands in her mouth? Gross. She probably has worms.

The new system for the pictures is not good, please remove it.

The new system for the pictures is not good, please remove it.

its fine.

Not bad for every other third available chick in Los Angeles. If she grows a set of tits, she might actually be worth a pull....eh...maybe.

I agree the new picture system is a pain in the ass. Dont make people scroll through every friggin picture.

I remember posting a halfway decent comment that never saw the light of post...what up fish?

She's not fat. She's not perfect. She's cute, though.

She really hasn't done much, and I suspect that she won't in the future, either, but she doesn't look too bad here. There's nothing to criticize, anyway.

Lots of the comments here suggest that some of you are not very bright. It's too bad that inbreeding impedes reasoning.

i find it comforting that people find her hot at all.
when im feeling chubby i look like a taller version of her with c cups.
but then i get in touch with reality and see i could look better.
she looks so squat and boyish.
i wear the same shorts. their not that short people.

Oh hells yes my precious little Hayden Panettiere looks so damn cute. Unlike these drunken tarts in Hollywood she's getting exercise and saving dolphins. Don't care what the haters say she's smoking. And needs that little ass spanked. Three times.

PS: Hayden it's time to step up to this!

Man, let it go with the Jennifer Love Hewitt thing, man. You know what? She probably IS a size two. The girl is 5' 2", you nitwit! She was a DOUBLE ZERO when she was skinny, and even THEN she was considered "curvy" for an actress. So she probably looks at her tags and, when they say size TWO, wonders why the fuck people are calling her fat.

Sure, she could get more toned, but I think if you fucks spent less time on this site and more time in the gym, you'd discover that it's not that easy to keep up a jiggle-free body. I used to spend an hour a day, every morning, at 6 AM, in the gym working out, and it was worth it for that time, now I have more important things to worry about than if my thighs have a few dimples in the back. And you know what? They DO. Since I know you all will say I'm some fat chick defending another fat chick. I'm a size 8, 5' 7", and I sure as hell know I'm not fat. J. Love isn't skinny any more, but damn, she's not fat either. This site used to be about being superficial--there's a difference between judging someone on their appearance and judging someone based on highly exaggerated ideas of their appearance. This is the last time I come to thesuperficial. Peace out, fuckheads, I'm sure "RichPort" and whoever the "regular" fucks who waste their life on this blog will still be here in 10 years when I check to see if this damn site still exists.

I'll be at gofugyourself, where the people have eyes and not penises on their face.

why's she standing in the middle of the road.

why's she standing in the middle of the road.

I think she can straight her leg kick in the forehead.but her profile was found on a Muslim matrimonial site www.muslimonly.com , I think maybe she wants to find a middle-east merchant prince?

She is cute and she saves dolphins. How can you go wrong with that. I can't believe the Japanese have issued a warrant for her arrest.

Man I totally fingered this chick when I was on vacation in Bermudaaaaaaaaaaaa. It was right after I found her profile on that Muslim site and professed my love.

I don't see HOTNESS..zzz in thi..zzz girl... wearing szzhortss..zzz shortzzz.... DAMN she'zzzz szzoooo dull i'm even szz..zzzleeping LOOKING at her... so this site likes PIGS-balancing-on-tooth-pick-type of gal...BOOOHHHHRRINNNNG!!!!!.... ANGELINA JOLIE ROCKS!!!!!

Richard Simmons? Is that you?

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