Dec 17 2007Hayden Panettiere has Golden Globes

She's so cute...........

She is a sweetie.

Ryan Reynolds, huh? Yeah, I see something happening veeeery soon.

fresh princess of bellaire

i'm turning into a GGG (golden globes grabber)

Very nice indeed!

When I get ahold of her, she's gonna wish she had her "Heroes" power in real life. There might be some vaginal tearing.

She's 18. Too young for me. Unless there are 2, then they are 36, which isn't perverted at all.

She is boring and common. Not pretty, just trashy.

I agree with #1 and 2. She's a sweetie pie. So adorable. Just cute as a button. Which is why I'm fantasizing about jerking off on her fucking tits as we speak.

Fish gets yet another bag of cash from Hayden's publicist.

#5 LOL that was pretty good.
Who woudln't want to lay some pipe on her. I wonder if she shaves or has a little landing strip?

Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site. Is she single!?

Oh noes! The Tarantino has found her! Hope she can handle a gun or two...

I'll take two please!
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What is she, 12? Dolling up little girls for PR comes close to kiddy porn or dressing up Jon Benet Ramsay.

This girl is such a Plain Jane. I don't even know why the Fish Dude posted her photos. I guess it must be another slow news day.

Tarentino is the worst movie maker ever. Wait, second worse. Micheal Moore is way worse. At least Tarantino doesnt try to spin his movies as the truth.

Hayden does have a nice rack though.

#15, stop drinking the Al Gore cool aide. The climate isn’t changing because I drive an SUV. Blame China and India and other 3rd world crap holes who don’t regulate any pollution. I’m in sunny San Diego and freezing my balls off. Where’s the global warming in that?

"Num-Num-Num-Num-Num-Num". That's the sound I'd make while I'm nibbling on Hayden's nipples; like a furry little woodland creature. "Suck-Pound-Punch-Suck-Flop-Chunk". That's the sound my body would make slamming against Hayden's naked corpse. "Skeet".

She's gorgeous, but I never catch myself staring at her boobs. There's not much there to stare at. I'm surprised there's an entire post dedicated to them.

My condolences to all of you that she's wearing a bra under that sweater. Would've been quite a show without it.

If she doesn't go "Britney" - this girl is going to be super-super hot for a long -long time...I'm sure FHM is throwing money at her hand over fist!

I'd rather hang out of her than a six story window.

More like clemetines than cantalopes. Just sayin.

thhhhhp ssssthhh crikkk thhhhhh (sounds of maggots in my twat)

thhhhhp ssssthhh crikkk thhhhhh (sounds of maggots in my twat)

#22 BunnyButt,
I'm sure it's a lovely bra with matching pretty panties.

She makes me globularly warm...

does she still talk football?

I think she is a cute girl, but when is she going to get on the crazy train? I got nothing to make fun of. Is she old enought to drink yet? I'll buy her some Boone's Farm to get the ball rolling.

When I see her face, I just think "full moon". Too many Twinkies as a kid, hard to lose that face weight when you're older.

Thanks for playing, Hayden....here's your set of steak knives and a $50 gift certificate for Home Depot.

#26-27? Hey, Dick. Did you know that maggots create enzymes that help to digest dead tissue even before being consumed by the maggot-itself? Yeah. The dead flesh becomes like a warm (because large amounts of maggots create heat) soup that is then sucked up by the maggot entirety.

Oh, man! Maggots in a pussy. That would be so erotic. Eating the labia. Making their way through the cervix by way of digestion. Mmm-Mmm good!

I just DON'T get it at all ... Why all the constant fascination with this little troll girl!!!!!! She's short, chubby, NOT at all attractive or sexy, has a mediocre, second-rate looking face at best, doesn't do ANYTHING, worthwhile or exciting to watch or want to know about. I mean really, she is a completely useless LUMP in EVERY sense, for goodness sake, STOP featuring her fis, PLEASE, STOP the insanity TODAY!!!! :O(

@ #9/34, don't be jealous

Her arms are fat and short like sausages, and so are her legs. She still needs to develop, for a 18 year old she looks scary, like she was 13.
Anyway she'll never be taller than 4'10''.

@ #8 - I like my women middle aged. So if I bring home 3 eighteen year olds for sex that is like doing a 54 year old right? I should of payed better attention in high school. I didn't realize that later in life I could use math to justify my perversions.

Ryan Reynolds: Why am I standing here with a midget and her special needs older brother?

Some of the posters here are gross and revolting. You couldn't get any grosser could you? For your comments, I'm sure you have a stash of child porn on your computer and fantasize about banging 10 year olds.

#39? Woman. I'm sure I could be more disgusting if you'd like me to. Are you daring me or something? Bitch.

#39,

Got any kids?

#39 you needed to take math in High School Too. 18 is not 10. 18 is not child porn. Why are you here? To be an a holier than thou ass?

Cute is an understatement.

#39,
You make it sound as if child-porn is a bad thing. My priest had me sucking his cock by the time i was 9 and taking it up my ass by 11.

HP is on a quest to save the dolphins. Which is why her porpoise is shaved like one.

I tapped that ass. I like 'em right outta the trailer park. I glazed those globes. bang bang, skeet skeet niggah.

What is this fascination with the ordinary anyway? P.S. Denise Richards, please spell check my work.

She's got sausage arms. Other than chat she's cute.

Wow, I would love to get a piece of that white meat and dig that pussy out.

To the mediocre, mediocrity appears great - Indian Proverb

I wish I could see her O face.

I guess her dad's the good-looking one...'cause her mom sure as hell doesn't qualify.

He who wipes ass with no paper has shitty hands

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Do you all have short-term memory?? remember her 'bikini' pics, i agree her face is adorable but i cant agree with these "she has big boobs: comments..she's a flat chested. a-cup at the most....its called a padded bra?

Damn, fish
Get over this child. I say child because....I mean child.
You're probably a middle aged greasy man with a beer gut and thinning hair.
Yuck.

oh, and #39, I happen to agree with you on this one.

So sexy and charming. It is said so many men joined the pubspa.com because of her.

I've seen her in person. She is very small and completely unimpressive.
PLAIN JANE.

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Seriously, how tall is she and how much does she weigh?

She is young and very tiny. My one-eyed snake would rip through that tight little pussy and then after some begging on her part, I would unload my man-juice inside her even tighter poop-pipe.

After she did that whole Japan vs. me saving the dolphins shit I can't see her as cute or pretty. I just see her with contempt which is good for any of you guys that wanted to bang her.

all tarantino needs is a slightly bigger moo moo, a bandana on his head and bam! whadaya' got? Marlon Brando, the late years.

i say a good 2/3 of the people who post her desperately need to get laid. in real life. For the first time.

Well, she is a natural beauty. You drove every girl crazy when she posted her profile on http://femmate.com. I just wondered if she wanted to make some lesbian friends. Is it useful for her new act?

Holy fuck is the commentary retarded. Jefferson didn't draft the Constitution, he was in France at the time. If you don't know anything about US history you should probably avoid trying to make jokes about it - you just come off sounding pathetic.

i don't why the superficial guy is so obsessed with her, or anyone else for that matter. i mean she' s cute, but nothing SO amazing that he posts everything that she does.

the only thing missing in that pic are the head lights,,no bras needed with that sweather....

To #48 (HeatherFeather) and #32 (Tapeworm)

Is it a wonder why society's vision is distorted about how women should look in Hollywood (and along Main Street USA for that matter).

Comments like 'Full moon' and 'Sausage Arms' - please! She's healthy and looks amazing! There is no way that any man (or woman) could possibly think that stick thin and the 'Skeletor' look is attractive.....no way! If you do, then you're just being silly in your comments. Every guy I have even known whether it be a friend or boyfriend said they like 'something to hold onto'. She's gorgeous!

You people are sad.
She looks like every 14 year old in your neighborhood, and many look much better than her. No big deal.

I can't believe it took 68 comments for someone to catch the Thomas Jefferson mistake...
Besides superfish, I thought you'd love the men at the constitutional convention... they were always practically downing in beer and whiskey. Totally wasted while writing our premier legal document....
Gives you credence to being sloshed while writing celebrity smut, right?

I don't know...her eyebrows are starting to push me over the edge. I think the love might be fading.
Is she Tarantinos new Hohan?

omg, i can't read those comments and not say anything, you guys are just f....ing bastards who need to get a life and stop criticize people or say nasty stuff ! i'm just sick of seeing guys like you being retarded and treat women like this. no wonder why a lot of women think we (men) are stupid and disrespectful towards them, look at you! this is just sick.

Hayden looks amazing, but she better step away from Quentin Tarrantino, because in these photos he looks likely to 1) eat her, 2) grind her up into lines and snort her, 3) steal her shoes and prance about the stage before sitting down to rock back and forth, repeating "I'm a pretty, pretty princess" over and over again.

Man it would be great if her shirt got wet!!!!