Dec 31 2007Happy New Year!
Everyone have a blast tonight doing whatever it is you do to celebrate the New Year. (If it involves a donkey, call me.) In the meantime, I included these pictures of Paris Hilton to remind you all to practice safe sex. Tonight you might meet Mr. or Mrs. Right, but surprise, they’re full of VD. So wrap it up and be safe. Or, if you happen to hook up with Paris, not only wrap it up, but wear a HAZMAT suit and heavily consider hiring a stunt double.
Happy New Year, everybody! Catch you on Wednesday.
NOTE: In case you’re thinking I just used pictures from Paris’ night with Kevin Federline on Saturday, these are actually from last night. Sexy Paris never changed out of her outfit proving, once again, she is the classiest bitch alive.
Photos: Splash News
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Reader Comments
1. Superbad - December 31, 2007 4:01 PM
ending the year with the bitch of bitches...
1rst
2. FRIST!!! - December 31, 2007 4:02 PM
Happy New Year!
3. korina_jebediah - December 31, 2007 4:03 PM
her elbows scared me
4. AMY - December 31, 2007 4:04 PM
NICE DEODORANT STAINS
5. www.usaidwhat.wordpress.com - December 31, 2007 4:06 PM
RAWWWWRRR
6. omg - December 31, 2007 4:07 PM
When i first saw this picture i was like...wtf is on her arm?!
LOOL
7. korina_jebediah - December 31, 2007 4:10 PM
Amy those aren't deodorant stains, it's the reflection of the dress.
If you give it a closer look you can see the mark of the beast almost completing its transformation.
8. Vince Lombardi - December 31, 2007 4:10 PM
The odiferous emanations from that dress must be enervating.
Look it up, meat.
9. Sure - December 31, 2007 4:17 PM
I really don't think that those are deodorant stains. They look more like warts. Her vaginal warts must have spread to her underarms. Paris is so gross and dirty. Really, Kevin Fe-Ex, she has really sunk to a new low. Even Britney pitched him out.
10. Danklin24 - December 31, 2007 4:22 PM
It looks like she needs to shave the pits too. It looks like hair. What in the blue hell is wrong with her elbow?
11. Dee - December 31, 2007 4:22 PM
What more would you expect from a no-class, talentless Hilton Pig? I think they need to rename that Hilton foundation and separate it from losers. Not sure who would still want to be associated with a Hilton these days.
12. sarah - December 31, 2007 4:29 PM
i hate paris as much as the next guy, but you guys are such idiots. why dont you bother LOOKING at the pics before you post shit? its very obviously a reflection from her dress, not herpes or warts or deoderant.
13. blah, blah, blah - December 31, 2007 4:45 PM
Tell Amazon-Whore Barbie to turn her arm around, I threw up a little when I saw this pick and then I saw her wrinkly wonky-bo....DISGUSTING! And her arm is too!
14. Sprint - December 31, 2007 4:48 PM
Holding a Cell Phone at a Party - Priceless. What an egotistical bitch.
15. Max Powers - December 31, 2007 4:50 PM
How many nights in a row is this retard going to celebrate New Year's? At this rate, she won't be done until Easter.
16. iburl - December 31, 2007 4:50 PM
now that she is cut out of most of the Hilton fortune, I expect more attention addicted behavior than ever. If that is even possible. I expect the cell phones she dances with to also become more bejeweled and her to wear the same slut clothes for up to a week at a time.
17. Da Man - December 31, 2007 5:52 PM
Man I remember Paris back when she'd only get mentions in Page 6, before that stupid TV show and before the herpes. She was smoking at one time. Now? Not so much.
PS: Now she's a walking billboard to not bang hot chicks without a rubber and don't share drinks cuz herpes is everywhere!
18. Donkey Punch - December 31, 2007 5:53 PM
It is reflections off the sequins of her dress you muppets. However I am sure she does have herpes but these photos only show light glaring off her dress.
19. Donkey Punch - December 31, 2007 5:55 PM
It is reflections off the sequins of her dress you muppets. However I am sure she does herpes but these photos only show light glaring off her dress.
20. The White Urkle - December 31, 2007 6:08 PM
Could this dress be Paris' version of Brit's cowboy boots? Looks like a semen rash under her arms.
21. 2008willsuck - December 31, 2007 6:29 PM
She's dumb as a pile of rocks, but I think she's really pretty...I like the shorter hair
22. maz - December 31, 2007 6:45 PM
i love the last pic of paris:))
but she looked soo much better with long hair and when she dressed sluttier:P
23. juniper - December 31, 2007 6:48 PM
Whatever that is, it looks awful.
Happy new year, Superfish.
24. cookie monsta - December 31, 2007 7:16 PM
Tranny man hands here will make a revelation in about 6 weeks that she has a little kfed cooking in her oven, and then there will be the best bitch fight of 2008 !!!!!
25. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - December 31, 2007 8:34 PM
no 4)) deodorant stains no cocoa line is cooking lmafo.
26. patrickridyard@yahoo.com - December 31, 2007 8:37 PM
no 4)) deodorant stains no cocoa line is cooking lmafo.
27. aja - December 31, 2007 8:37 PM
She is aging, and still carrying on like a teenager - hun, enuff partying. Your friends are getting married and having kids and careers...
28. AJA2 - December 31, 2007 9:03 PM
She really is an old maid!
29. aja3 - December 31, 2007 9:04 PM
Paris is an Old Spinster!
30. veggi - December 31, 2007 10:14 PM
Paris is rich and beautiful, no wonder she has so many (tiny) jealous haters.
31. s0fa - December 31, 2007 10:41 PM
dude, what is with her arm pit?
32. tompty - December 31, 2007 10:43 PM
happy new year al
33. johnnyfive - December 31, 2007 10:52 PM
All that money and still no cure for herpes....I wouldn't trade place with her anymore. http://images.hollywoodgrind.com:9000/images/2007/1/journal18.jpg
34. El Sueno - December 31, 2007 10:53 PM
People paid to be in a club with her?
35. Do_FreeBird - December 31, 2007 11:49 PM
She can wear that dress for days if she wants to. I happen to know from her Veteranar..... err doctor that she had her sweat glands removed from her underarms and inserted into her tounge.
Now, not only does her nether reagion smell and taste like dog shit, but if you're gaggin ....... err going down on her, she'll drip saliva all over you, and lick her own pussy afterwards.
Don't doubt it man, I'm a teacher and we know a whole lot of bunches of stuff.
36. Grape Ape Pees Wine on You - January 1, 2008 12:18 AM
...lotsa bile for a holiday...probably should just say "Happy New Year" like #2 did.
Happy New Year!
37. mama - January 1, 2008 12:42 AM
Ironically, she REALLY does have a herpes outbreak happening around her under arm area. She is brave to show the world, is all I can say....
38. Kylie - January 1, 2008 2:27 AM
Paris Hilton is hot, for sure.
39. utxdoni - January 1, 2008 2:33 AM
Does that bracelet say, "bought"? Like anyone, but her doesn't already know that...Bought and paid for the old fashioned way....with daddy's money.
40. ADIE - January 1, 2008 3:04 AM
I can't wait till Paris stops being famous. She knows that she has no talent, it's even more fun since she's getting no inheritance.
No one is rooting for this bitch. Thank God someone is putting the money to use. We all want Paris broke someday. But I want the rape victims I've dealt with to not deal with Paris. At least let us do business with someone who cares. Just as happy if Paris died. She has no reason to exist in the public eye. For rape victims, Paris is like a mockery. How can you allow this to go on, you idiot. I wish she could spell dumb,
41. Mindy - January 1, 2008 3:07 AM
Sorry, all - it's not:
- Deodorant
- Reflections
- Warts
- Hair
- Cocoa (?) line (really?)
- Herpes (though I'm sure there's evidence elsewhere. Backwoods Memphis, anyone?)
It's oatmeal. Sorry to be the one to break the news.
Happy New Year. I wish you all a disease (and oatmeal) free 2008!
42. Lexoka - January 1, 2008 5:44 AM
Wow, Paris Hilton is a nazi... who knew?
43. lilkutie - January 1, 2008 5:58 AM
is it just me, or is she the ONLY one who appears to be having a grand ole time? Bah. nevermind...
....HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! :)
44. Kayro - January 1, 2008 6:24 AM
gorgeous, she is also very popular on www.interracialloving.com people discuss her secrets there.
45. Guy - January 1, 2008 9:26 AM
No superfish, don't you dare take new years day a chance for another week long holiday break, jesus Christ, you lazy bastard.
46. Bartendress625 - January 1, 2008 12:52 PM
At least she's never hungover. Her and Nicky always pick up this stuff called Cheerz at the Palms. I recommend it to all my skanks and playas. Works!www.CheerzHangover.com
47. gerard Vandenberg - January 1, 2008 1:03 PM
JESUS CHRISTUS!!
What is that for stuff in your ARM-PIT. It looks like melted cheese. HOW IS IT SMELLING!!
48. sharpeidude - January 1, 2008 2:11 PM
That black dude standing behind her looks alot like that porn star Blackzilla. I'll just bet Paris took a long ride on that 13" Mandingo of his.
49. FromOutOfNoWhere - January 1, 2008 2:22 PM
#48 That's not blackzilla. Not even close.
I have to admit, that dude fucks some fine ass white girls in his videos. If Paris Hilton's coochie when any where near blackzilla, that 13# Mandingo would turn in the limpbizit in no time.
50. bella - January 1, 2008 3:05 PM
she's amazing . i love er.... i want to marry her she is the girl of my dreams with so much beauty and talent and style and ballet and wowzers she is brilliant i want her now ! step over k fed im comin to get me some perez hilton . ya mon
51. bella - January 1, 2008 3:05 PM
she's amazing . i love er.... i want to marry her she is the girl of my dreams with so much beauty and talent and style and ballet and wowzers she is brilliant i want her now ! step over k fed im comin to get me some perez hilton . ya mon
52. you dumbys - January 1, 2008 3:07 PM
those turds in her arms pits are glitter sparkles you freaks
53. Mr Semprini - January 1, 2008 3:18 PM
!tsirf m'I !tsirf m'I !tsirf m'I
Dang. I was looking in the mirror.
54. hey now - January 1, 2008 3:20 PM
after all shez not my wonderwall she rally is a NAZI BITCH MUHAHAHA go paris
55. hey now - January 1, 2008 3:22 PM
after all shez not my wonderwall she rally is a NAZI BITCH MUHAHAHA go paris
56. wildchildintn - January 1, 2008 3:53 PM
If she would just fix her droopy ass fugly nose, she'd be a very pretty girl.
57. Malffy Hernandes - January 1, 2008 4:12 PM
Her elbow is on crack
58. shoot Paris in the head - January 1, 2008 4:18 PM
the next anti-pop icon's gonna be the one who shoots this cunt called Paris.
59. Beh - January 1, 2008 6:08 PM
The image in the person holding the camera's display doesn't match up to what's going on in front of the camera.
60. nir - January 1, 2008 7:49 PM
in the bottom pic she looks like chris crocker
61. katerina - January 1, 2008 7:51 PM
uh yes it does beh. u can evensee the guys hes in front of the girl duh
62. swine - January 1, 2008 10:11 PM
Holy shit at first I thought she had barfed in her armpit but it really is just reflections from the dress. Oh well shes still a nasty skank either way.
63. Jennie - January 1, 2008 10:15 PM
I saw the reflection at first and was like what the fuck... but really what I want to know is what the hell is wrong with the inside of her left elbow area it looks SO distorted... I feel another sex tape coming on soon.... gotta make up for that grand daddys lost money somehow.
64. redsonja1313 - January 1, 2008 10:30 PM
While were picking her apart. really bad spray tan too. her shins and knees are lighter then her calves amd she has an nice crease stain on her wrist, the one sticking out towards the camera with the funky elbow. Which BTW I think looks weird because she maybe double jointed
65. jane - January 1, 2008 10:42 PM
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66. lattygirl - January 1, 2008 10:50 PM
looks like shingles to me.
i bet med students would have a field day with paris...
67. FCA - January 1, 2008 10:54 PM
Damn! She's triple jointed! Nasty. The dress reflection still looks like herpes/ chicken pox/ german measles to me.
68. tg - January 1, 2008 11:46 PM
I just tried to do that with my arms, and now they hurt like hell.
She is rich and beautiful, by the way.
69. jason - January 1, 2008 11:49 PM
i saw the flaming lips on new years! weeeew!!!!!!
70. storm - January 2, 2008 1:01 AM
o.k so i have been out of the loop for a little bitso it's going to sound lame i supose but how did she lose her inheratance again btw say what you please but that shit on her armpit and face isn't any of the above things listed here on the post it is infact ghonnaherpesyphilaids and those people inside that little plastic wall in front of her have all been exsposed to it,... i hope they knew it when she paid them to party with her,..that plastic wall was placed there after they found out that paris was going to be partying there as not to infect the other partons and keep her crabs in a contained area and away from the other guests and the food,.. gross. happy new yar guys go 2008!!!
71. nooo - January 2, 2008 1:31 AM
CLEARLY THAT WHITE STUFF IS SPERM
WHICH THAT BLACK GUY SPRAYED ALL OVER HER
AND NOW THEY ARE CELEBRATING
72. Brinkman - January 2, 2008 2:10 AM
The way she's holding that phone up makes me wonder whether some company is paying her to be seen with their phone.
73. woo - January 2, 2008 3:00 AM
happy new year im so happy! yessss
74. may - January 2, 2008 4:59 AM
Pairs chang her so freauently, several days ago I have heard that she found a boyfriend on the site sugaarmommymeet
75. YOU IDIOTS - January 2, 2008 7:52 AM
the "things" under her arm are just the reflections of the sequins on her dress. all of you are incredibly stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
76. heidi - January 2, 2008 8:24 AM
Happy New Years to YOU!
If i could, id shake your hand stranger.. because even though i dont know you, theirs always a chance we couldve been friends.. and who knows, we might meet later on in life and not even know i was the dude who wrote this. I love chatting online, my hot pics are at http://www.blackwhitekiss.com . My name there is xhot. Feel free to chat with me
77. D. Richards (Surgeon.) - January 2, 2008 9:54 AM
Mmm. The moves. VIP section; rocking out for the fans. I wanna touch Paris's hand, no I wanna. You can't touch Paris, silly. Your hands are too 'icky'. You're contaminated with little-money, sucker.
Chain the doors and call in the airstrike: Napalm. Imagine a burning Paris Hilton. Better yet, imagine if she lived. Those watery eyes with no lids. No lips. Darth Vader bald. Hallelujah!
Oprah would dedicate a show to cooked Paris Hilton. Paris would have a book that America would fellate. Being melted would be the best thing that could ever happen to Paris.
78. boy in pretty panties - January 2, 2008 10:54 AM
I wonder if she was wearing pretty panties under that cute dress?
79. veggi - January 2, 2008 11:00 AM
With any luck at all, several of you will be raped during the new year.
80. doomhammer - January 2, 2008 11:24 AM
Look mommy, there's that bird again.
81. jason - January 2, 2008 12:14 PM
dang paris is soo hott I would do anything to have sex with her. she is amazing
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83. Seymour Butz - January 2, 2008 6:09 PM
#75 - Nice try, but we're no fool. Those are late-stage syphilis sores.
84. KTG13 - January 3, 2008 1:45 AM
God those elbows! Those elbows!
85. El Ces - January 7, 2008 2:59 PM
Heh, I like that pic of her head thrown back, she looks...man.
I want a piece. No joke.
86. christina - January 9, 2008 2:04 AM
Paris Hilton got herpes? who tansmit this to her? see the hot blog Paris Hilton created on a large herpes dating site http://herpesmates.com