Dec 7 2007Donald Trump is not a big tipper

I wonder how much he tips his hair stylist...
hmmmm?
http://do1t.net

I think someone mentioned this in the comments to the story yesterday....

But forging Trump's signature? That seems dumb.

FIRST

not lol donald trump is a huge douchebag

MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you're fired !

he reminds me of a frog... i guess women like him for his interbeauty and charms.... definitely not the money

He looks like a rooster. A big fat rooster.

On an unrelated note, I just watched 2girls1cup.com, pooped on my own peeter and masturbated furiously.

Trump is a huge cock. The combover definitely covers the slie on the top of his head. He's he only human that has to point the top of his head at the urinal to take a piss.

Buffalo Club is a shitty restaurant.

Who cares??Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "Meetrich.com". OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

ill give him a $10,000 tip - "Dear 'tha Donald': stop fucking people half your age, shave your head and become the new Die Hard guy side-guy, but be the one who gets killed because you fucking suck."

God I feel so violated..

What'd the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

I will pay 10k to any one who can get a picture of the trumpster with his combover hungover to one side. I will pay 20k if you can get a beautiful girl in the picture looking at him and laughing. I'll bet trump pays 6 figure salaries to bodyguards whose sole purpose is to make sure his combover stays combed over his head.

he looks bloated

We'll settle this RIGHT NOW!!!!!

MY dick is bigger.

Yes, I called it yesterday when everyone was going on and on. I got a tip for everyone...and you know where to find it!

Donald still wears Ivana's panties when he goes out on dates. He will never sell them to Texas Tranny.

Ok, so like I said in my post when this was a "true story", who will send me $5,000 to get several million out of Africa from a dead, long-lost relative of yours? You suckers...all of you!

He still kicks Rosie's fat ass. His rants on her are priceless.

It would be so funny to torture him with a leaf blower and cut off all his hair.

The freaky thing about his combover is that he actually has hair under there. Saw an interview in which he lifted his combover to show what's underneath (link below to a photo from the interview), and, by God, he has hair. He's still a douche bag, but a douche bag with hair.

http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20050907/160_donald_trump1_050907.jpg

Let's see if the link works better this way...

I shall try to say this with other words:

YOU'RE A BIG ARROGANT, SICK, DIRTY, HALF FAGGOT LOVING, MONGOL LOOKING WATER-HEAD WITH A BALD PILE OF HORSESHIT!! (including a devasting haircut)
And that's exactly what you are!!!!

@16 Laydeebug, Prove it!!

Dang, Trump has turned into a fat ass..

BunnyButt- holy shit! whoda thunk????.. so, it's a 'desired' hairstyle?. wow..

25 - Did you see "Fight Club?" That's my junk flashing at the end.......

Yea, bow to your mistress/master.....(can't even keep a straight face while writing this)

#25 - I agree, he's starting to get that bloaty look, like "Chandler" during his "Case O' Stoli" a night Friends days.

i don't like this guy. he's a hypocrite. he does dumb things to generate publicity as well, like using his big mouth.

Yes, it's true, one of the most powerful real estate moguls in the world tries to look like a mop-headed fool, on purpose.

Veggi, guess he likes the attention, good or bad. Sort of like a dog that pees on the bed.

Seriously, I was flabbergasted when he lifted the hair during the interview. Why anyone would needlessly choose that hairstyle, especially someone who is wealthy and internationally famous (so he should know better), is beyond me.

Laydeebug, I have not seen Fight club, but now that I know it is your junk at the end, I think I will pass..

Something about a LaydeeBug with a wenis just does not work for me..

There's only one good thing about the Don:
He likes to rag on Rosie Ole Dumpfuck.

Fuck Donny. I would.. Hell, I'd fuck Don for a couple grand. I'm kidding of-course. I'd blow him for free! What a man.

32 - LOL

He'd make a good dust mop...he's got enough hairspray in that rag to trap terrorists...I wonder if there are any other ways to use Don's mop? It's just sitting there with nothin' to do but suck...,

Clint Eastwood......................................I fucked em owwwwww!
I know your not talking bout clint but I just wanted to say that!

What else do you expect from a guy who inherited his "starter" money and companies from his dad.

WENIS - (Iwonky laughs Hysterically)

39 posts from people who give a shit, but don't matter. Pathetic!

#40? Make that forty, sweetheart.

Yes, he has a hairline when he lifts up his comeover. That's because he reportedly has single-follicle and two-follicle hair grafts (plugs that are called "micrografts" by some) in front. They were harvested from the back of his head, which is the usual technique.

He reportedly also had some sort of scalp reduction procedure, which means cutting out a slice of bald or balding skin on top and pulling up the skin-with-hair from the sides. When you combine the scalp reduction with the micrographs in front, you can then go to town with the pompadour combover and "Voila!" Donald Trump hair.

You will recall that he has never shown the TOP of his head, the heart of Combover Country. He will only show the front, where the micrografts can make the hairline look natural.

re #14: There is a clip out there somewhere (I saw it on TV a couple of weeks ago, but was too stoned to remember the channel) of the Donald boarding a private plane, and it's windy as hell, and all of a sudden, his "wing" of hair flaps straight up--ALL OF IT TOGETHER--and became a dorsal fin for his head. Roomie and I were unable to do anything for at least an hour--the laughter (yes, I know we were high but the clip was fucking hysterical) had us sidelined. So, internet savvy folks, find the clip. It simply HAS to be on the Net somewhere.

RE: #41. After your post, the count went to 40. You were correct.

I would love to see photos of everyone here and their lovely, stunning hair. I'm sure it would be a huge laugh.

44- beleive me he would still top eveyone here with his hairstyle! lool

Hey, JR (Smarty!), if you would have scrolled up and taken a good, long look, you would have noticed that I was #34; you stupid fucking piece-of shit. Hey, great posts, man! Wee!

P.S. I wonder if tiny "JR" (Junior. daddy's boy.) is a balding young man? I bet he is. Bald men unite!

D Richards...you are completely lame. Get a high school education, then come back and post something intelligent. All your posts are stupid.

By the way...JR stands for Just Right to kick your ass, you little weasel.

I agree with JR. The comments made by D Richards are really dumb. It is a shame that you have no personality.

I'm a loser...completely. I've got more hair on my back than my head and more brains in my ass than my...uh, head.

Please! Junior, I won and you're just mad that I caught you in a stupid fucking mistake, honey. You should be eating my ass.

Again, Junior-boy-child, you're a fucking twit. Why do you feel the need to question my intellect? Do you have a degree in some mediocre field that has you working in a cubicle? Is that the only thing you have going for you? Are you threatened? Probably. Ha! Hey, you didn't answer my question about your being a balding superstar? Are you balding, daddy? Huh? Are you?I know you are. And you're young too. Must suck to see all those guys your same age with a full set of hair. Why god? Why me? Everyone laughs at you behind your back (because you're so goddamn tough). HA-HA!

As for you, Samantha? You must be Son's little whore. Taking-up for your cock. How beautiful. How romantic. You should keep your thoughts to yourself, girl. You're only pussy-meat. Nobody cares what you have to say in life. Make me something to eat. Bitch!

I'm glad I didn't give him any credit for this yesterday when this lame-ass story came out. The only thing big about Trump is his assholishness.

And goddam, his hair is fugly. Maybe that's why he's such a dick. No matter how rich he is, his hair always looks like it belongs on a used car salesman.

Yeah, I'm #49. It was me! Awesome.

D. Richards, you don't need to know anything about me. I am better than you and always will be. Your long rant about absolutely nothing proves you are in need of severe mental help. Get it...quickly.

#48? Sammy. Are you telling the person you're typing to that I have no personality? Or are you directing that towards me? I may have no personality (which I don't), but at least I can direct a comment in an appropriate fashion.

Also, I take that "pussy-meat" thing back. You're obviously skank. I can tell by the way you type that you're disgusting to look at. But you've got a heart-of gold.

I win again. You really don't want us all to know that you're bald, do you, champ? You know what I proved, Junior? I proved that you're a bald guy. Ha!

Look at the hair in his ears

Attention D. Richards (jerk)

Oh no, now you have hurt my feelings and made me cry, because I take everything you say to heart.

What an asshole. Your mom must have been completely ashamed of you before she committed suicide for realizing that she made you (by accident, I'm sure...with one or more unknown hobos).

Ah ha ha ha!

Samantha owned you, D. Richards, you little, stupid piece of shit.

D. Richards (Sensai) - please go slower. I got the part where you caught the other stupid fucking guy (your words) in a mistake but then you went way past me with the "you should be eating my ass". I just don't understand the logic that took you from point A (mistake) to point B (ass-eating). Please explain - at least once - or I'll never be able to take the pebble from your hand.

Signed,

Hiding-From-Samantha

I'm pretty sure I saw Donald on a Pantene commercial last Saturday.

Junior? You still haven't answered my question. Bald? Bald! Look at you relying on some stupid cunt. Yeah, "owned"! I was "owned". That bitch is predictable. Sammy? Say something new. That mother-shit grows tiresome.

Actually, my mommy died while being gang-raped by a hoard of black guys (negros). I was told her dying words were, "They really are hung." It was devistating.

#59. I tell people that mean shit to me to eat the very place that my shit originates from: My asshole. They tend to give the best mouth. Thanks for the kind words, Woody.

That sounds more like Trump. The tip story would have been more believable if the server was a blonde waitress who made him think she was going to suck his enlarged clit.

Still wondering what Tara Conner had to do for him in that private meeting to get her crown back: this balding corpse has never been known to be generous.

From reading your posts, D. Richard, it seems apparent that your shit originates from your brain.

I think D. Richards and JR need to get a room where they can go spank each other silly...

I really want to hate D Richards, but I find that no..... I'm a fan. And strangely aroused.

I like it.

You should all learn a lesson from this and tip more for the Holidays. The more you have, or the more publicity you want, tip, tip away. Tis the Season to be......

I don't need to do this because I'm just damn cheap, and no one knows who I am anyway....

Wow, let's make up captions for the pic, I'll start

woobagga, meebogga, Han Solo.....

On the Star Wars theme, his hair is literally 4 inches off his head, and has the exact shape of a Stormtrooper helmet, doesn't it?

Trump cut Rosie Cun'Tonell down to size though, which given her size ain't exactly easy or pleasant, so he's got plenty of bonus points in my book

Uggh this man is rich! Why can't he get some hair plugs or hair extensions?

Get some bangs or a mullet? Try Nelly Furtado's look, or even Paris Hilton.
Hell get some hair advice from Pete (Jewish) Wentz.

I say get some hair extensions, him and Britney can go shopping for some!!

do u believe he has an account on aservice site seekingsugar.com?

part of being funny is accepting the risk of falling flat on your face every now and then.

#6

I don't know any woman who likes him. His wife probably uses his money to support her boyfriend(s).

#20

His rants sounded even more boring, predictable, uncreative, and of course idiotic than anything that comes out of his bimbo wife's mouth.

This asshole is a pathetic and extremely uncertain MORON and an extremely vain(because of what!!) motherfucker with a mongol looking haircut on top of his water-head!!

Hey, thanks (!) Ript. Cheers!

i just found out his secret that he have joined an
online club sugarmommymeet, by which he is seeking a sexy girl or rich women
for extramarital relationship..

#65- I know what you mean. I feel the same way about Binky. I think I may have made a pass at him one night after too many glasses of wine.
D Richards, are you AKA Binky??

#76? Yeah, honey. I'll be your "binky" (Cock). Open-wide, slut.. Here comes dinner. You like that, don't ya', whore? Tell me. Tell me you like it. Good, girl. Good, girl.

Como decía mi abuelo:

"Nadie se hizo rico dando"

Who doesn't know the sick irony that rich people are the cheapest bitches on the planet?

His face now looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt's ass.

I'm not sure why, I suddenly feel the need for a bowl of shredded wheat.

Location: The delivery room, where Melania and Donald have just experienced the birth of their child.

Melania: "You are my beautiful baby, yes you are, yes you are!"

Baby's Thoughts: "Hmmm, not bad. I've got myself a MILF."

Melania: "OK, now say hi to Daddy!"

(Baby then scans the room. His eyes settle and focus on The Donald's grinning face)

Baby's Thoughts: "What the FUCK???"

haw-haw, i just heard a slur that he was pampered by a rich woman who he met on sugarmommymeet.com where rich women find their sugar babies.

Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the
millionaire luxury club "RichLoving.com". OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

this is the funniest shit i've ever read