Dec 20 2007Carmen Electra is cleavagey, but kind of scary

first!!

first!!

omggg i got second too! i'm so excited. this never happens to me!! omggg. ok. i think i'll actually read the story now...

I think she looks awesome!

i don't really like the way she looks. i'm way hotter.
i'm starting to think the only reason i got first is cuz it's the middle of the night and nobody expects the superfish to be updated.

ok. i'll go study for my ap physics test now and stop commenting on this over and over again....

did she get work done on her face? i didn't recognize her at first

yes, she got some work done on her face. And by work, I mean a heaping helping of my man-juice. That's why she looks different.

She looks pretty hot. She lightened her hair some. Although I doubt is matches her pubes now. Too bad her vagina was wrecked after having sex with Denise Rodman.

Her face looks all puffy and round, like she got stung by a bee and is having an allergic reaction. Or maybe she's getting over a case of the mumps. Either way, why are her boobs so far apart? That seems awkward to me.

9th is the new 1st! I probably missed it typing this. No, I'm really happy for you Kayla. You've achieved something most people only dream of and never accomplish.

Is Superficial pulling an all-nighter to keep us up on important events? They must be staying by the computer to see if the Spears family can get any skankier.

Looks like Carmen has toned down the image or something. She looks almost matronly, except for her boobs falling out.

Her face looks that way because she's forty fucking years old.

She's 35. Maybe she's pregnant or put on weight or something. She appears to have put on weight to me.

she's been looking different lately.... her face has been looking old or something..and what's up with the hair...not a good look. Ken Paves is definitely slipping..

she definitely gained weight. look at those sausage arms

I used to date her. For foreplay (stick with me on this double entendre) we would go to the driving range. She would lay on her back, I'd stand on her left tit and hit 9 irons until I reached her right tit.

Happy Holidays!

Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club
sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site
for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

that doesn't even look like her.

Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club
sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site
for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club
sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site
for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.

#18, I agree - That could be a lactating Jamie Lynne.

She's hot. But she is a lesbian.

I put on my robe and wizard hat ...

it's her hair...it look like crap

Yeah she looks alright. I mean if not for the fake tits and whatever else. She looks like a more mature version of herself which would be cool... if not for the fake tits. Her face is fine. The silicone is out.

the striking red lipstick is horrible.

she's fucking hot as hell to me and i would do unmentionable things to her any day of the week, BUT it does seem we've finally come to her Tipping Point. all people reach theirs and it seems it's finally her time. she's had one hell of a run as a wild, gorgeous sex machine, but we're nearing the front-end of the downslope. (i'd still go crazy on her, fyi.)

thanks.

This is your face..........this is your face on old-timers and tweak rock.......
This is your body........this is your body after that freak Dennis Rodman does you......

Paper or Plastic? I see she is wearing paper to cover the plastic parts.........but a bag of shit by any other name is still a bag of.........Electra Shit.

I could have sworn she had a career..........no wait, that was her Playboy spread........

I think she just looks odd because she's wearing a long black dress and necklace so she looks a bit dressed up, but then she has this mop of wavy, beachy hair that looks like it hasn't been styled (it's really cute, it just doesn't go with her outfit). Then she's wearing very harsh eyeliner and lipstick.

I don't know, she looks kind of strange, but I think she looks more real here than she usually does.

She is so charming. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com

She looks....different..

Fish should be putting pics up of kayla, she's way hotter..

Another orange woman with fake tits - sorry boring!

SHE ONLY LOOKS DIFFERENT BECAUSE SHE HAS BANGS NOW, SHE LOOKED BETTER WITHOUT THEM.

The photographer girl in the background is cuter

Her ex husband is more feminine - in a Juarez prostitute kind of way.

I'm from Chile, and i can tell you that she was promoting a new brand of rum.

Do you mean that she should cut up and rearrange her face like she did her chest? Yeah, thats f'n brilliant. Your taste is off, her face looks better than her chest, except for that horrible red lipstick, her hideous hair color and who let her cut bangs - bad advice.

OMG!! SHE'S SO HOT. I SAW HER PROFILE ON HTTP://WWW.FEMMATE.COM. DOES SHE A LESBIAN? YOU KNOW THAT SITE IS A DATING SITE FOR FEMALE LOOKING FOR FEMALE ONLY!

CARMEN ELECTRA???? be FKD!!! If it is, (And I am XTREMELY dubious...) she has to be at the LEAST, 40 and living in a trailer park, NO FKN WAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
carmen has done the block, she must be near 45....
look closely superficial peeps. that's the cute scrubs guy.....

She has *always* had a freaky face. I've always thought she had the weirdest dead eyes, like nothing is behind them.

Funny, I thought her face looked fine, but her breasts look awful.

This new look does't please me either. Evething is soooooooooooooo fake and SCREAMING for attention!! Much to much make-up, you are a woman NOT A DOLL OR A CHEAP WHORE!! Your hair is likewise much to blonde. Almost everything is to much!!
The more natural look we love!!

I would wreck that...

She is just aging that way because she's a stone-cold virgin.

Let's look at her list of guys she's been associated with:

Prince - homo

Dennis Rodman - More interested in gambling and playing dress up than tapping her, for fucks sake, when they got married they both wore dresses.

Dave Navarro - Raging homo.

She needs a man who will do all sorts of nasty things to her, namely me.

#44 you might be right, who said any of these guys ever had sex with her. They were all freaks. She's getting older and her time in the limelight is very short. There are too many young starlets on the rise!!

A family of four could live in the gap between her (fake) tits. Mattel has girls that look better.

She must have hit 35 -- you know, the Wall.

Looks like an old woman.

Her body looks like a case to store an Olson twin in.

I thought it was Courtney Love when I first saw this photo. What happened??

She finally turned. Time for a stake through the heart......

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Nice Lipstick?....

Whenever people type all in caps (not like for emphasis, but like, the whole comment), I always picture them as some goofy looking half-retarded psychopath smashing away at the keyboard and hitting enter really quick and then throwing a shoe at the cat or something..

That hair is making her look bad. I suppose the boobs will hold out longer than the face since they are a lot newer.

I'm Chilean... I saw her arrived at the aiport here and when I saw the pictures it was like "the photographers got her wrong, she is not Carmen. She is somebody else!!" I thought this because it was the first time she was here and it's not kind of popular so I guessed the photographers saw a blond girl at the airport and they think it was her... Afterwards, I realized it was actually Carmen Electra. Conclusion: Carmen is like any blond girl. Nothing special.

En Chile los comentarios apuntaban a que tenía cara de vieja, todos esperaban ver a la media mujer que se supone que es pero la encontraron gastada y vieja.

let's see, she used to be hot, stuck around too long, and now she's orange and gnarled and frightens the kiddies at halloween. She living the life of Cinderella......'s pumpkin

her face has the clap.

Her hair is horrible this way and she gained weight. Also, her face is starting to show the first signs of aging-a bit too early, since she is only 35 but is looking like a well kept 45 year old woman. Yes, this is what she should look like at 45 when our metabolisms slow down, but not at 35. She and Chelsea Handler are in their early to mid 30's but both look like women in their 40's. They have both lost the freshness of youth.

Carmen is hot. These pics are not. I usually think she looks great--but not here. I hate her new hair, it looks like they chopped off about a foot and added bangs. YUK! You see why her face looks puffy? It's the dreaded bangs! She's also more blonde and I don't think it suits her. And finally, red lipstick is extremely aging. Carmen, to look hot again, grow out your hair and just go for some shiny lipgloss. It's okay, you don't have to thank me. Keeping women hot is all part of my selflessness.

wow. bad hair day.

She is not looking great here. She used to look like this:

http://www.dutchcowboys.nl/search/images/upload/1094895586ce.jpg

Agree on the Chelsea Handler. She should be really pretty but looks older and more haggard than she should. I've never seen Carmen look like this. She probably just gained a little weight and took a bad picture.

It's bad makeup, and bad lighting.

Her boobies look like a hotwheel track down the center. What is with that space? If she were with me I would drive hotwheel cars up and down and around the track that is the space between her boobs all day long.

She is cute and sexy. I found her lesbian profile on http://femmate.com. I am not sure who uploaded it there, or just did it herself. But girls on the site are crazy about her. LOL

She reminds me of Susan Estrich from FoxNews.

I hate it when women wear cleavage showing outfits with poorly aligned boobs. I mean, it's NOT a cleavage but a nasty gap if it looks like a truck can pass in between.

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

no smile, no beauty!!

She's turned into a worn out hag like Pamela Anderson.

She's turned into a worn out hag like Pamela Anderson. Both of them should just get tight granny perms and make the look complete.

Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.

Although many plain looking women have their looks improved by going blonde because the focus is off their face, Carmen looks better as a brunette. She also needs to find a flattering bra for better cleavage. Stay away from red lipstick too. She also needs to curl her hair to give better shape to her face because straight hair does not look flattering on her. She can look attractive if she stays with what works for her.