Dec 12 2007Britney Spears to play Virgin Mary

i hope this is all lies!!!!!!!!!!! God how could they be anymore wrong

She will be believable in that..

wow now is that stupid or wat?

First

Oh God...

Really???

Why don't you all LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE?

Because ya'll are perfect God must love you more?

I think this would be funny. It's a satire. Of course it might be a challenge to get Spears to learnlines. And a teleprompter would be of no use since she can't read. Someone could feed them to here I suppose.

This is old old old news. But it doesn't make it any less hilarious. If she gets the part someone is going to hell, right after they file for unemployment.

Oh, my gosh!
The producer of that film just want the controversy no a good actress!
People will do anything for money (I didn't know Britt was an actress)!!

i would pay to see this

Come to my Pearly Gates Britney. I have something I'll spew on you.

The headline says Britney to play Mary, but that doesn't seem to be the case?? MISLEADING.

Very funny. I have seen this photo on millionairefriends.com. It’s a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people.

Only someone from France could be a big enough fucktard to want to put her in a movie of any kind.

For the love of GOD, please make her stay out of Maryland!

You mean she isn't pure...... My goodness

TCLTC

You're all so brainwashed. The historical Mary was literally a whore and died of complications from venereal disease. If you didn't spend all your time on a kneeler (or just on your knees) you'd know that. This is a great casting choice.

More great news from the brit camps. i remmber the movie she did last year or so when she rode in cars and stuff and it was great and now that I am thinking about it I am going to ask for that for chrismas. brit can act so really really good and this will just add more to her as time goes on. i hopes that her aunterauge will be able to keep up with her because she does everything all the time.

I only wish that brit were preg so that she coulb be happiest again like she was before kFed was so mean to her and lie all the time over and over. brit will nock this one out of the park and will be awarded for it like she does all the other stuff she does like hit after hit and dancing all the time. now I know why she is drinking cofee all the time it is so that she has the enargy to do all this stuff. i could not imagene being her keeeping up with that.

People say she is encredable and I for one cound not agree more than ever.

#18 you're an A$$

Please please please be a true story! I'll be first in line for that movie. I can't wait to see what the new gift of the Magi will be. I'm guessing a pack of Kools, a six pack, and a bucket from KFC.

Oh by the way, religious right, come to the Fucktard's defense now! She's going to star in what looks to be a very blasphemous movie.

I hope she still takes her rolls very seriously.

Hey #19: You really are stupid, aren't you?

@18- be yourself! It's ok!!..

So it's a porno?

I smell an Oscar.

No, not that one, the one from Sesame Street.

@19 - Hey Anexio, as a physician trust me to know when I read the writing of someone who should die of a drug overdose. Please find a street corner in the blackest part of town you can find. On that street corner ask the darkest kninned gentleman with the whitest teeth if he would please please please sell you crack. You won't get crack but he will kill you. That will stop the pain i feel everytime I read something you write.

Thanks again.

@19 Oh no my friend thiz is no true. It isn't the pretty one. It is you that is encredable and I for one cound not agree more than ever. On behalf of veggi and me, we will just want to add more to you, please let us be in your aunterauge.

#9, What??? Didn't you see Crossroads? Yeah, me neither..

Don't you need to be an actor to do satire? Oh, wait, I forgot what country I was in.....

Oh my fucking god. I will personally bankroll this film just to see that.

I can hear the Xtians calling for her head now. "Jehova Akbar!!!"

Does anyone remember when she used to be hot-- when she was twelve?

sounds like the best movie of 2008. i sincerely hope she takes the role and doesn't end up being fired. and that this all actually happening.

They should cast K-Fed as Joseph and a few of his lawyers as the three wise men who show up after following a trail of empty coffee cups to the Starbucks bathroom stall where the blessed birth takes place. But instead of bringing gifts of frankincense, gold and myrrh, the first wise man grabs the baby from Britney and hands it over to Joseph, the second serves her with a child support settlement and the third tells her she looks fat.

The virgin Mary - more like a bloody mary. A BLOODY MARY NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING STARBUCKS BRITNEY!

That's comic genius right there. Let's see if she can stay sober enough to show up.

there is NO way she can play a nineteen year old

there is NO way she can play a nineteen year old

There is no way a French film could be about Jesus f** Christ and shitty religion in general.
You Yankees are so much better at it. ;)

Oh this would be so blasphemous if it wasn't for the fact that Christ wasn't born on December 25th. Shocked? I know...history time.
December 25th was made Michael Mass (for St. Michael the ArchAngel) by Constantine inorder to combate the practice of the Roman Sun Gods Birthday *who was born of a virgin, died, and rose again...just BTW*
Later when the Catholic Church sent missionaries and all that fun stuff to the Celtic Pagan British Isles, poor St. Michael just wasn't strong enough to combate the celebration of Yule, which is also known as the Winter Solstice, where the Goddess gives birth to the God. So the Church, in their infinite wisdom, decided to change Michael Mass to Christ's Mass know known as Christmas (or Xmas, where the X represents the name Christ in Greek).
Christ would have been born around late summer/early fall time frame in accordance with other historical happenings at that time. Mainly King Herods crusade to murder all 5 year old to newborns to stop the supposed "New King of the Jews".
So as a Catholic, I find this all quite hilarious. Mainly for the ignorance of people on the history of things, and also to think that some Christians are going to get their knickers in a twist over Britney playing the Virgin Mary. If only people would read books instead of assuming that Christmas Carols are gospel.
Oh, and on another note, Easter and many other "Christian" celebrations usually corrilate quite nicely with a Pagan holiday of the same theme. So, in other words, Christ didn't die and rise again on his supposed "Easter date" either. I hope no Christian's head explodes reading this...poor things.

20 - There is NOOOO way she can play anything.

Satire? Of course. It's going to be all about how Mary pulled the greatest swindle in history with her 'immaculate' conception.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??

Oh my!

To #44...The Immaculate Conception is actually in reference to the conception of Mary, not the conception of Christ.
I know, we Catholics with our titles for seemingly insignificant people. Just so hard for the populace to keep straight.
Oh, and for future reference, the conception of Christ is called the Miraclous Conception...that is if one likes to be technical in making an anti-Mary point.

I can only pray that they never make her take her meds. I love watching someone fall apart in front of the whole world

Satire?? No No not at all.....the notion of Brittany playing the Virgin Mary simply states the obvious, she is the perfect individual to portray the archetypal Christian mother...why ???.....because in her superficialty, phoniness and self absorption she clearly represents all that religion is....PRETEND.

Britney having a baby that has no father, in Bethlehem, Maryland?

Sounds more like the birth of the anti-Christ to me. I knew this bitch would cause the down fall of man. Somebody poor holy water on her and listen to her scream "I'M MELTING!!!" while we still have a chance!

Has anyone else caught that you can see Brit's areolas? For the love of God Britney, wear a bra!

#44 - Not only are we both Catholic, but I think we go to the exact same church. You rock, so few know the facts.

Dear #19, You are on crack. Please lay off. Xoxo - #52

And I will totally see this movie to laugh my ass off.

I think that Britney is posting here, as Anexio, there is nobody else on the planet with such love for the skanky old ho. I know there are a couple of diehard fans left wallowing in self pity here and there, but this Anexio is beyond belief.

French....THOSE FROG-EATING BASTARDS!!
I wanted to say that for a long time...

Britney again.. people are still talking about her joining the rich men seeking sugar babies club seekingsugar.com . What a fool woman, a fake news agian!

53, agreed. Maybe Britney IS Anexio. That would help explain why that poster can't spell or speak English.

How irresponsible could a casting director get. Britney Spears as the virgin mary. What the @!*#?

Kenneth Elliott

can any one say anti christ?
ha i bet that producer is really playing a prank on her and is telling her its about jesus, when she is really playing herself giving birth to the satan on earth, the anti christ

This is practically blashphamey!! It is completely unacceptable that some one such as brittney to act as someone pure and a virgin. This is definetly sending the wrong message about our virgin mary. sure its just a film with actors but this is soo ironic and pathetic. I hope she refuses the part or there will be an uproar with all christians going against this film and i will be part of it!

Mary was a mortal ... just like the rest of us .... a sinner, just like the rest of us .... that's why she said " My heart is glad because of God My Savior." (Luke 1:47) ... Why would she need a savior if she was without sin?
Don't be judgmental on sinners ... Jesus said he came for them ... not the self-righteous.
The Bible also said that sinners will find the Kingdom ahead of the "pharisees"- who were self-righteous. (Matthew 21:31)

Britney playing "supposedly" Mary is sending a very symbolic message that would prepare the world for the"Truth" when it comes ... (The Second Coming of Christ).
Jesus also came and will come back for you, Brit.

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#51

Actually, if you look more closely, she was wearing a bra, but probably because her boobs are so deformed, no standard bra can fit her appropriately.

I also think that most noticed her nipples, but they are in denial about it because it is too painful of a reality to see.

I really do feel sorry for Britney, but unfortunately she still hasn't realized that with her looks now she needs to have a nice personality. When one looks like her and can't act, sing, or even lipsync, being nice is pretty much the only thing one can do to get pity from others to survive.

Great another thing to throw in the haters faces ha ha britney is coming back if you like it or not is britney bitches so bow down congradulations Miss Britney spears A.K.A (Virgin Mary)