Dec 3 2007Britney Spears spends her birthday with Paris
Britney Spears stopped by the Scandinavian Style Mansion during her 26th birthday festivities Saturday night. After partygoers sang “Happy Birthday” to Britney, Paris Hilton arrived and I’ll assume a chill was felt in the air. OK! Magazine reports:
Swarmed by paparazzi and excited guests, the celebutante seemed to get more attention than Britney had received. "Paris drank in the attention," one witness tells OK!. "Posing for the camera and eating it up."
Britney and Paris ended up making nice and partied the rest of the night at the Four Seasons. Hey, awesome, these two are hanging out. Vagina season started already? Shit, this is like finding out Hitler is still alive. Except this time around, instead of invading Europe, he’s trying to throw acid in your eyes. And he’s really good at it. Like mad good. You could be sitting at home; minding your own business. Then, bam! Your eyeball just got an acid sandwich. Ooh, that sneaky Hitler!
NOTE: I’m pretty sure that’s the most accurate metaphor of seeing Britney Spears vagina anyone has ever written. Kevin Federline probably read this and wept. He’s been there, man. And I just made him relive it with my words. They should really name a state after me.

Reader Comments
1. Cosmanaut - December 3, 2007 11:10 AM
I hate this new way of looking at the pictures. Bring back the thumbnails that when clicked open the picture full size!!!!
2. Adi - December 3, 2007 11:11 AM
Somethin worse than AIDS, Herpes n Cancer put together...has just been invented by em....
3. Jayde - December 3, 2007 11:12 AM
Happy 25th
4. doi1t - December 3, 2007 11:18 AM
do you think they would http://do1t.net ?
5. tp - December 3, 2007 11:18 AM
I hope she had a designated driver!!!
6. ifihadahifi - December 3, 2007 11:18 AM
Please change the way we look at pictures!
7. p0nk - December 3, 2007 11:19 AM
headline should have read "Britney spends Birthday IN Paris".
8. Andrea - December 3, 2007 11:20 AM
Her tan is so uneven, she looks like a burnt chicken
9. Lovely - December 3, 2007 11:21 AM
she looks happy, but her hair is SO GOD AWFUL!!! Does she wash it EVER?!?! How can she look in the mirror and think that looks good? I'm so confused.
10. dixiegirl - December 3, 2007 11:22 AM
for the love of God someone hire this child a hair dresser and someone to wax those eyebrows!!
11. Steve - December 3, 2007 11:23 AM
www.budaily.com had these ages ago
12. Steve - December 3, 2007 11:23 AM
@Jade it was her 26th!!
13. Jayde - December 3, 2007 11:26 AM
Steve - i know. I was being cynical.
14. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. - December 3, 2007 11:27 AM
WTF is this STUPID new pic thing??? it's SHIT! I wanted to look at the last pic, well buck it I am not bothering. I assume this site wants it's numbers to reduce, cos that feature is certainly going to work
15. RENEE... - December 3, 2007 11:28 AM
Holy sun damaged skin and ratty hair. She's looking pretty stocky too. Oh, okay, I'll try to be nicer, it is her bday afterall...Happy Birthday, bitch. Welcome to getting older beotch! At 26 you won't be able to pull off the Lolita crap anymore! Maybe its time to grow up a little, take care of your kids, and maybe even get a GED or something instead of spending all your time tanning and shopping. Vapid bitch.
16. Ashley - December 3, 2007 11:29 AM
Seriously...this way of looking at the pictures DOES suck. Bring back the other way. Everytime I wanna see one of the pictures full size it shows me the same dumb picture! Grrrrr I like seeing the details of the uglier pictures...
17. aja - December 3, 2007 11:29 AM
She looks happy and healthy
18. p - December 3, 2007 11:29 AM
people open your eyes...the tumbnails are still there on the top right hand column.........click on which one you want to see itstead of going through the entire thing.............geeezee
19. JD - December 3, 2007 11:29 AM
This new format is horrible for viewing in an RSS reader.
20. Ali - December 3, 2007 11:34 AM
Watching these pictures are the most annoying thing now. I will definitely not come back here if you don't change the way we watched the photos as they were before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21. not so bad - December 3, 2007 11:40 AM
comb the eyebrow, fix the hair, add an extra layer of foundation and she could be kinda hot
22. Mr. Truth - December 3, 2007 11:41 AM
C'mon, don't diss the Brit-gina. I'd hit it with just an extra-safe condom. I'm braver than you!! And you wrestle live bears! Nothing compared to doing the brit-gina...
23. LL - December 3, 2007 11:44 AM
She actually looks cuter than I would have thought possible. The dress is nice. Her hair, though, is another matter. She needs to get rid of the ugly-ass extensions and embrace the short hair thing. Dye it dark or pink or something until it grows out enough to look OK, then go back to blonde.
But based on these pics, there may be hope for her yet (image-wise).
24. LL - December 3, 2007 11:51 AM
She actually looks cuter than I would have thought possible. The dress is nice. Her hair, though, is another matter. She needs to get rid of the ugly-ass extensions and embrace the short hair thing. Dye it dark or pink or something until it grows out enough to look OK, then go back to blonde.
But based on these pics, there may be hope for her yet (image-wise).
25. LL - December 3, 2007 11:52 AM
Doh! sorry for the double post.
26. Italian Stallion - December 3, 2007 11:56 AM
^^^^^^ Paris ate Brit out that night and I saw a picture to prove it. Safe for work, it's just her lips, the kind on her mouth...........
27. hill - December 3, 2007 12:00 PM
Um... her hair STILL hasn't grown out?? WTF?
28. shanipie - December 3, 2007 12:03 PM
are yall seriously on crack?
Whoever is saying she looks good that is.
Come on seriously, look at her body in the last pic!
Those legs and gut along with the sun scorched skin and greasified head?
Please send her some help. I just don't get it. i NEVER go out looking like that and I have no money...how does she manage this?
29. Mr. Truth - December 3, 2007 12:11 PM
@ shanipie: I'm even considering I'd do her with just 2 beers on me!! Save me!!
30. hmmm - December 3, 2007 12:15 PM
28-
she has a cute smile, i think that is the problem
31. Jimbo - December 3, 2007 12:17 PM
@28 I have to side with Mr. Truth. She does not look half bad.
32. shanipie - December 3, 2007 12:27 PM
Oh lord its happened...all the men in the world have gone partially blind.
Your seriously telling me you'd consider sleeping with her?
So apparently you don't mind lose vag and the smell of fritos.
But atleast no kissing right? I mean she can't possibly remember to brush her teeth. Afterall she is so busy with her awesome career and taking care of two boys 24/7...oh wait
33. Jimbo - December 3, 2007 12:49 PM
@32 Shanipie, Why is it OK for guys to have many sexual partners and if a female does she has a lose vag and it smells like fritos? How many guys have you been with? Britney would not be at the top of my list of celbs to have sex with, but I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
34. HappyYummy - December 3, 2007 12:50 PM
She's never coming back to how she was. I gave up months ago. Hey, at least her teeth look good, right?!
35. Chef - December 3, 2007 12:50 PM
Sun cooked skin, wrinkled cleavage, smokin them cigs, seems Brit wants to look 36 instead of 26.
New way of viewing pics is faster. Keep it.
36. LayDeeBug - December 3, 2007 12:51 PM
She went to Paris because no one give a FUCK about her over here.
37. hammertime - December 3, 2007 12:55 PM
Wow. Her hair extensions look totally natural.
38. Matthew - December 3, 2007 1:00 PM
hey look is the bimbo summit II electric boogloo
39. Sparqi - December 3, 2007 1:01 PM
She looks confusingly good in these. Although to be fair I should say she looks confusingly less horrible than usual.
New picture format is the ass. Too much embedded schzits going on; pages take forever to load.
40. she could be cute - December 3, 2007 1:10 PM
it wouldn't be that hard to make her look good.
i think she is more naturally pretty than most.
41. BaconMessiah - December 3, 2007 1:11 PM
She always looks so happy without those goddman kids around. I mean really, who spends their Bday with thier offspring when you can hang out with Super Wonk.
What a absolute piece of shit.
42. Micky Mc - December 3, 2007 1:27 PM
Meth bugs on her chin - ewwwww
43. Pablo - December 3, 2007 1:44 PM
Dude, the new photo format sucks.
44. RichPort - December 3, 2007 1:54 PM
I'd fuck Britney, but only if she was crying and begging me to stop.
45. pissy skank - December 3, 2007 1:58 PM
And the party was hosted by Sharon Stone-- another shitty actress, FUG & old enough to be their grandmothers.
46. becky - December 3, 2007 2:11 PM
The name that people should be talking about is a Guy by the name Vitas. http://www.vitasvitas.com/welcome-to-america-vitas/
This Guy has a voice like i have never heard it sounds alien.
47. Becky - December 3, 2007 2:12 PM
http://www.vitasvitas.com/welcome-to-america-vitas/
48. sharpeidude - December 3, 2007 2:33 PM
She has the freshly tasered look about her.
49. i wish she could hear me - December 3, 2007 2:34 PM
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
take out the weave and style your real hair!
50. rk - December 3, 2007 2:40 PM
I can't understand why she won't get her eyebrows done anymore. They look horrible. I mean, she looks a mess in general, but the eyebrows thing really bugs me.
I also want to weigh in and ask you to please change the way you have to go through all the pictures before seeing the one you clicked on.
51. rk - December 3, 2007 2:46 PM
@18 - oohhh, i see. thanks. that's better than nothing, but i still wish you could do it straight from the home page...
52. landy - December 3, 2007 3:10 PM
now she has really entered the dark side!! befriending Paris is one of the worst things she could do...not that she was ever very great!!!!
I mean her music is so horrible even dogs won't listen!!!
check out this video of what happens when dogs hear her music!!!
it is hilarious!!
http://www.worldwidefido.com/favorites/post/379
53. Erin - December 3, 2007 3:20 PM
Nice fake-baked old lady titties and greasy-ass weave. She looks like a baked potato soaked in whiskey. And doesn't she have enough cash left for some Proactiv to counteract the effects of the dope? Or shit, at least a tub of Noxzema. And a bottle of lotion, And a shower. And some shampoo. I bet she needs deodorant too. Christ only knows what that train wreck smells like.
54. Not today - December 3, 2007 3:36 PM
New way of viewing pictures is very, very slow. We like the old way!
55. fern - December 3, 2007 3:54 PM
This is a perfect example of how a man can give you a nervous break down. Maybe she was mentally unstable, but she was hiding it at least...then she got married. You can't love somebody else if you can't love yourself.
56. Fugg that - December 3, 2007 4:00 PM
Gotta agree with the dudes here , new way of picture viewing sucks ass big time, u had that idea when sleeping with Cher?
57. ack - December 3, 2007 4:02 PM
tell me again, WHY is she off the proactiv? or is it just that the meth has taken over?
58. Why not? - December 3, 2007 4:07 PM
People...her hair is not -greasy-. It's the glue used to hold the extensions in.
Also, I just wanted to say Britney looks fabulous there.... and she does look a bit sunburned, huh?
Happy belated 26th Britney! <3
59. W - December 3, 2007 4:37 PM
ahh #1, so right, this shit is irritating.
60. Liz - December 3, 2007 6:11 PM
Somebody wash her hair
61. Thora - December 3, 2007 6:39 PM
I HATE THE NEW PHOTO LAYOUT!!!
Now I have to open every bloody story to view the pics and NO right-clicking and selecting open in new window did NOT get me the big picture that I wanted. This is just an extra step for the user. Why would this be considered an improvement?!?
Change is not always progress - bring me my pics back.
62. julee - December 3, 2007 7:55 PM
Who is Britney's fan? I got a news that she had a profile at interracialconnect.com, a niche interracial dating site for singles from each race. seems the username is britenybabe there. wanna check and IM her there. wow
63. Hollywood Agent - December 3, 2007 8:31 PM
She has nice teeth, that's it. There is nothing else nice about her.
64. Beth - December 3, 2007 10:01 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GAWDDDDD- with all that money... you would think she would do something with THAT hair!! Greasy black roots all the time, bad skin, ... she looks like crapola.
65. Beth - December 3, 2007 10:01 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GAWDDDDD- with all that money... you would think she would do something with THAT hair!! Greasy black roots all the time, bad skin, ... she looks like crapola.
66. LALALALA - December 3, 2007 10:44 PM
I WAS STARTING TO LIKE THIS SITE BETTER THAN TMZ TILL U FUCKED UP THE PIC THING BRING IT BACK THE NEW WAY BLOWS AND TAKES FOREVER TO LOAD I LIKED THE BIG ONES
67. ha8ter - December 3, 2007 11:38 PM
She needs to FIRE whoever does her weave. Horrid. She is officially more white trashy than the actual white trash trailer park dwellers. She now is sporting the potbelly in tight clothing look. Klassy.
68. Echo27 - December 4, 2007 1:23 AM
Why does this bitch insist on wearing chokers? They only emphasize her linebacker-like neck!
69. Aneta - December 4, 2007 2:54 AM
She looks happy and healthy?
More like drugged and getting ready for sumo wrestling!
70. emily - December 4, 2007 5:32 AM
britney spears i hope you had a great 26th birthday and if i know were you live i would of sent u card britney spears i am your biggest fan xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx I LOVE YOU BRITNEY SPEARS ONLY IF I COULD MEET YOU IN PERSON THAT WOULD MAKE MY DREAMS COME TRUE XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
71. rich&welladjusted - December 4, 2007 8:59 AM
like the way she looks makes me want to back hand her in the mouth. first you hair looks like you did your own color and weave at home. 2nd you choker and dress look like somethin from 2002 and its too small for you. 3rd your eyebrows look a mess get them waxed. 4th your f#cking shoe is broken. do something with your life. have you hair and makeup done properly. shop in the year 2007. get your stuff together, you idiot.
72. OhBritBrit - December 4, 2007 1:25 PM
Those sores on the side of her mouth are a real turnoff. I appreciate that she at least tried to cover them up, but she needs to see a dermatologist.
Wordy McWord to whoever said she ought to show some balls and embrace the short hair thing. It would be so much better than those nappy, greasy matted extensions. I know other celebs with extensions that look so much better. Why are hers always so gross?
Her chest looks like an old soccer mom's, what with all the freckles and tanning.
And someone needs to tell melonhead that bangs are much better for her face. I've seen less forehead on bald men. It just makes her look like a man in drag.
73. katkaberry - December 4, 2007 2:11 PM
she actually looks kind of nice in these photos. cute smiles, but her skin looks terrible! and what's up with the garter around her thick neck? and she seriously needs to get back into shape finally! i still love her though! so i made this little birthday game as a tribute:
http://www.fyrebug.com/displaygame.php?gameid=434
also, this new system with the thumbnails on the right totally doesn't work for me. PLEASE put them back beneath the large photo!
74. mj - December 4, 2007 10:17 PM
lo lo love the way we look at pictures now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but... how do we go back to the main page , i cant find the way to go back to the superficial. thanks
75. starloc - December 5, 2007 5:56 AM
I'm no fan but she actually looks pretty. Her weave could be better and her skin, but she actually looks pretty.
76. danielle - December 5, 2007 8:51 AM
ok to all the men out there!
first of all, everyone please stop writing all this crap about fucking britney spears. It wont happen to you in a million of years but...you can wank over her picture anytime. get your facts straight before trying to be matcho men!!!!
Peace out X
77. kelley - December 5, 2007 10:14 AM
she needs to:
1. shower.
2. fix and brush her awful hair extensions.
3. take some meds for that growth near her mouth.
4. hire a stylist.
5. act normal.
78. Marina - December 5, 2007 4:12 PM
SHE LOOKS BETTER, BUT STILL SHE NEEDS 2 LOOSE LIKE 30 LBS!!
79. Mike - December 8, 2007 12:30 PM
SHE'S LOOKING GOOD
80. edward - December 8, 2007 11:19 PM
she is older maybe this is the reason why someone said she joined an online service
sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. spoil
and support them. what a slur..
81. Diane - December 29, 2007 9:47 AM
I don't know how VITAS got into this conversation, but since he did and I found this googling, I am going to add my plug for him. He is incredible!! And I do not know if it is pure rumor or not (guess we shall soon see) but it has been reported that he will appear with Britney in Tokyo on New Year!
http://news.rin.ru/news///150192/13/