Dec 24 2007Britney Spears' nipples are ring ting tingling
Before having promiscuous sex with a photographer, Britney Spears walked around Saturday in a ridiculously see-through shirt, and, oh, holy night, no bra! It’s a Christmas miracle. Kind of. I think. All I know is my penis is glowing bright red like Rudolph’s nose and I dunno if that's good or bad. Hey, here comes Santa Claus. You want my dong to guide your sleigh tonight? Sure. Why not? Let’s save Christmas, jolly man. But wait. *holds a candy cane to his ear* Baby Jesus is on the phone. He says we should get lap dances first. Your treat.
Happy Holidays everybody, see you guys Wednesday.
All the pics are NSFW. (Hint: It’s because of the nipples.)

Reader Comments
1. z0mg - December 24, 2007 12:01 PM
FIRST!!!!!
2. z0mg - December 24, 2007 12:03 PM
p.s. YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS
IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.
BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS & FAMILY AND STOP READING THIS CELEB GOSSIP BULLSHIT.
3. Mary - December 24, 2007 12:11 PM
this is discgusting & so are the comments of the author
4. chiharu - December 24, 2007 12:11 PM
she lost weight!
5. babyglyniss - December 24, 2007 12:13 PM
#2 then why the hell you are here.
6. suziq - December 24, 2007 12:27 PM
YOu should be kissing Britney's butt fishman loser!
What would you write about on this pathetic website without her?
7. chinglingy - December 24, 2007 12:28 PM
milky breast ummmmmm
8. wasku - December 24, 2007 12:41 PM
mmm nippels! Hell reading about what britney does keeps me entertained. Now paris i hate and she got boring fast
9. lala - December 24, 2007 12:42 PM
HOHOHO
10. THE ONE WHO KNOWS - December 24, 2007 12:46 PM
Not so cute with those streach marks on them now !!
11. SSJPabs - December 24, 2007 12:47 PM
Wow with her face partially covered up and the angle and poor lighting, she almost looks not-hideous.
12. Ally - December 24, 2007 12:49 PM
Poor Britt, in that picture where she is covering her mouth, she looks like a dunk homeless... look at her nails! wuackkk.. Merry Christmas!
13. Gerald Tarrant - December 24, 2007 12:49 PM
Here I was hoping for *vomit* a celebretard to do *vomit* something stupid for Christmas and look at this, Britney can *vomit* always be counted on. I'm only a Paris *vomit* Hilton story away from getting all my *vomit* Christmas wishes. I really need to *vomit* stop looking at those BritBrit pictures.
14. ya_rly - December 24, 2007 1:17 PM
jingre arr the way!
15. mabbo - December 24, 2007 1:20 PM
#2: I always see my friends and family at any time of the year, so fuck you and fuck Jesus!!! Now, on to Brit Brit. She appears to have lost weight, or at least her legs look skinnier in those jeans, but the hair, oh the hair, needs some serious attention from a professional! Happy Kwanzaa assholes :D
16. ixxy - December 24, 2007 1:50 PM
Remember back in the day when we actually wanted to see her boobs?
17. ch474 - December 24, 2007 1:54 PM
If she only had a rack worth caring about, I might give a rats ass. Now show me pictures of (insert name of busty startlet here ... let's just say Kim Kardashian to start) walking around a well air conditioned gas station with no bra and the flimsiest of t-shirts. Then and only then will you have my full and undivided attention.
Hasn't her clock hit 15 yet? Just put the porn tape out and get the "career" overwith already.
18. Ript1&0 - December 24, 2007 2:20 PM
YAY!!! I love ya Fish!! Happy Holidays!!! <3<3<3
Take a break will ya? The nipples will still be here on Wednesday, I promise. ;)
19. Bunnie - December 24, 2007 2:23 PM
She seems to have lost weight. Hurrah for her! Now if she could just learn to be human, and care for her children, and buy a bra, then everything would be ok again. *sigh*
Merry Christmas everyone!
20. Chasin - December 24, 2007 2:25 PM
she's looking really hot lately
21. VIPER - December 24, 2007 2:40 PM
Merry Christmas to the readers, and the author of the site, or Happy Holidays if you celebrate other things at this time of year. Have a good one guys!
22. Jennie - December 24, 2007 3:14 PM
This woman can't buy a break, can she? As for "FIRST!", (numbers one and two), why do you or people like you even come to these sites if you're so disgusted by what you see and (presumably) read here? Also, at the very least, use Spellcheck.
Merry Christmas.
23. Gabriel - December 24, 2007 3:21 PM
Damn whatever anyone says this biatch is imminently doable.
24. Hidden bedroom cam - December 24, 2007 3:27 PM
Seeing Brit's breasts and other private parts is what most of us love to see and read about. She's a trend setter and deserves our attention.
25. Racer X - December 24, 2007 3:38 PM
Looks like a porn star.
Happy Festivus!
26. ZaZ - December 24, 2007 3:41 PM
You'd latch onto those things like a babe to mommy's teat and you'd dig it the "hole" time. Just admit it.
27. melissa - December 24, 2007 3:46 PM
This is one of those rare cases where you actually wish her shit WASN'T on display... it's pitiful how completely dumb, ignorant, and redneck she really has become. It's even more sad that she's raking in more cash than any of us will see in a lifetime because stupid asses like us thrive on hearing about her making a complete ass out of herself....lol Merry Christmas, ya bastads!
28. melissa - December 24, 2007 3:47 PM
And about the weightloss - lest we not forget that she just had something like $100,000 worth of work done to her flabby, out-of-shape skin suit. So yeah, dont think she dieted.... that's beyond her capacity.
29. melissa - December 24, 2007 4:01 PM
One last thing, and I'll shut up about it.... Why is her forehead so God damn HUGE????? Did she always have a helicopter landing pad on her fucking face?
30. Gabriel - December 24, 2007 4:16 PM
Damn. I sense some jealousy. What, just because your genetics are in no way a match for what 10 grand can pay for doesn't mean you need to be all hatin' an' shit.
31. Gabriel - December 24, 2007 4:23 PM
Whoops, I meant a hundred grand. Or would you need a million? How about a mercy fuck?
32. amma - December 24, 2007 4:34 PM
...Uhm...shouldn't her uh..."breasts" be pointing up? Or straight ahead...ooooorrrr like even in the same direction?!
33. Jamie's Uterus - December 24, 2007 4:35 PM
Have we actually seen her tits? I mean, we've seen her worn out twat a few times, but the boobs? I'm not sure. She should just lift her shirt and be done with it.
34. Chris - December 24, 2007 4:47 PM
NSFW cos of a nipple? You Americans are so uptight!
35. aja - December 24, 2007 5:25 PM
WHY ARE U HERE THEN @ # 2 - HYPOCRITICAL ASSHOLE!
36. me - December 24, 2007 5:50 PM
why is she carrying a camera in one of the photos?? she looks like shes one of the paps. also, its kinda weird seeing a girl papparazzi.... even creepier!!!
37. doug - December 24, 2007 5:56 PM
Nice pic!
Did they get this from All Access Photo Agency? Has anyone used these? This company gives these celeb photos away for free to media and bloggers, full high-res downloads, they don’t even have account logins or sign ups. I think the web address is www.allaccessphotoagency.com
38. doug - December 24, 2007 5:57 PM
Nice pic!
Did they get this from All Access Photo Agency? Has anyone used these? This company gives these celeb photos away for free to media and bloggers, full high-res downloads, they don’t even have account logins or sign ups. I think the web address is www.allaccessphotoagency.com
39. doug - December 24, 2007 5:58 PM
Nice pic!
Did they get this from All Access Photo Agency? Has anyone used these? This company gives these celeb photos away for free to media and bloggers, full high-res downloads, they don’t even have account logins or sign ups. I think the web address is www.allaccessphotoagency.com
40. lets build a fire, and sing some songs - December 24, 2007 6:09 PM
Merry Winter Solstice y'all !!!!
I hope you spend it sucking on some woman's teat
41. Nat from Aussie - December 24, 2007 6:41 PM
Um Brit.. It's really bad to not wear a bra.. It entails saggage honey girl..
Merry Christmas to everyone out there.. God Bless or just Bless you if you don't have a God..
42. Brandon Whitaker - December 24, 2007 7:36 PM
My name is Apotheosis here but my real name is Brandon Whitaker. I live in Desoto Kansas and I work for Kansas City power and light where I post all day long from work. I hate my wife Michelle. I have a teen daughter and a young son but I like posting online here more than anything else in the whole wide world. For christmas I want to fuck every woman on the forum. Wait -I try to do that daily instead of spending time with my wife and kids. Ok then for christmas I want a life off of the internets with real friends and real women that I can fuck over and cheat on my wife with because although I pretend to be a happily married chap I never get sex and am a pot sex addicted lonely piece of white trash! Happy birthday to me today!
43. Binky - December 24, 2007 7:43 PM
Well...Thanks for that Brandon...
....
44. TheLostGirl - December 24, 2007 7:54 PM
Someone buy this girl shame and dignity for christmas, as she clearly has neither!
45. Igottabemeeee - December 24, 2007 8:15 PM
Looks like Brandon Whitaker's wifey has figured out what he's doing on his off-time. Sorry Mrs. Whitaker. He's a big loser and you're better off without him. Your kids aren't, but then I guess he didn't care about them anyway.
46. L.Linus - December 24, 2007 8:45 PM
First, Brandon get help. Secondly, her fingernails just look nasty and dirty. That bugs me. I just wonder if she washes after she uses the restroom!!
47. selina - December 24, 2007 9:19 PM
cute
48. selina - December 24, 2007 9:21 PM
cute
49. selina - December 24, 2007 9:21 PM
cute
50. engel - December 24, 2007 9:21 PM
She is so charming. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com
51. virginia5665 - December 24, 2007 9:27 PM
it is said that on a blog http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com. there are many shocking news ang hot pictures about Britney. later i will go to have a check with you guys.
52. g money - December 24, 2007 9:39 PM
Brit should defiately get busy on a sex tape. I mean, we all seen the coochie, she wants attention, make a sex tape....hehehehe
53. Cairo Motel 6 - December 24, 2007 10:01 PM
Damn. Did she get that shirt from Forever 21. That is cheap looking.
54. angela - December 24, 2007 11:17 PM
Cairo Motel 6: No, it's from Target. I know, because I have the same blouse, which is made of what's called "tissue paper" fabric.
The difference between me and Brit? It's my size and actually fits me properly.... whilst wearing undergarments; I can't afford better than the Mossimo line at Target; and I'm not a trailer trash skank with a bank account bigger than God's wasting my cash on gas, smokes, and ill-fitting outfits, unfortunately.
On a more positive note, her breasts don't look so outrageously saggy anymore, and that lipodissolve crap seems to have worked wonders on her more pudgy areas. If only she'd go blonde and ditch the crazy act, she could be the old BritBrit again.
55. seh - December 24, 2007 11:19 PM
BS is a nice woman and i like her a little,she's really sexy and stunning. I've seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site"WealthyKiss.com"for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her. I 've tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe....
56. The Beer Baron - December 25, 2007 12:49 AM
Two sliver dollars
57. gerard Vandenberg - December 25, 2007 1:10 AM
This is a very cheap look indeed. Is this a try to satisfy your manly fans? If so, this trick fails on all fronts. Please look inside a mirror. have you seen how heavy gravity is pulling on your nipples: THOSE ARE TEA-BAGS!!
THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT IS OKEE BECAUSE YOUR FACE SHOULD BE RED OF SHAME!!
58. Suzanna - December 25, 2007 3:32 AM
k...I'm know I'm really drunk...but doesn't she kinda look like a horse here??? a horse w/ really big nips?
59. K - December 25, 2007 5:16 AM
@32: ...Breasts pointing UP? WTF? Have you ever even seen a naked woman? I don't know ANYONE who has boobies that point up. What are you smoking?
60. Zrill - December 25, 2007 7:19 AM
Britney is such an inspiration to women- in terms of weight loss- not the children/scandal issue. She has an amazing body which she displayed to the world, and puts on weight drastically much to the horror of the world, and then you can obviously see her losing weight again! It will not be long before she gains the figure women cannot deny they admire!
61. Uncle Eccole - December 25, 2007 9:44 AM
Britney's hot and always was. Everyone used to drool over her. Maybe she's got a few loose screws, but so has everyone else. I wonder how sane many of you would come off if under the same kind of scrutiny as she is day in and day out. Somewhere along the line some jackass at TMZ or OK!, etc. decided more money could be made from bashing Britney than adoring her. And you fell right in line, now didn't you? I am wholly convinced that 95%+ of you bastards haven't got a single opinion in your heads that wasn't directly dictated to you by the rags. I feel sorry for Britney for all the flak she's taken for the past year or two, but not as sorry as I feel for you fucking followers.
62. tanya - December 25, 2007 10:12 AM
Her nipples are pointing to the south pole.
63. Mr Semprini - December 25, 2007 11:16 AM
I am learning that this diva-lady has a profile on www.we-eat-cheese.com. It is much the wild business with her liking the Edam and Brie. Enjoy!
64. Rodneyd - December 25, 2007 11:19 AM
She is starting to look like Amy Winehouse
65. Eva - December 25, 2007 3:26 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!!!
66. keren pab - December 25, 2007 3:54 PM
she's the one &she's the queen of the world!!! :-)
67. Sophie-Louise - December 25, 2007 8:19 PM
61: you're so right.
68. diddleysquat - December 25, 2007 8:51 PM
Nasty titties. Looks like they're trying to burrow into her armpits!!
Every time I click on pics of her I think to myself "damn, why did i do that to myself? i feel dirty now, and not in a good way!"
69. LOLLY - December 25, 2007 10:17 PM
Her hair is always nasty looking. She couldn't even dye her hair properly -- look at all the streaks in it! And don't tell me she did that on purpose. And she is too lazy and skanky to get it re-done properly so it will look good. Plus I don't think she washes her hair very often, as it often just looks dirty. I think that is why she occasionally wears the pink wig because even she sometimes realizes her hair is looking grotty, so she covers it up.
70. CruisingForCock - December 25, 2007 11:33 PM
i can't believe people still do the FIRST thing. Fucking morons.
71. CruisingForCock - December 25, 2007 11:33 PM
i can't believe people still do the FIRST thing. Fucking morons.
72. Moron Detector - December 26, 2007 12:38 AM
#70, #71
I can't believe people still click the "Post Your Comment" button more than once. Fucking morons.
73. Mrs. Michelle Whitaker - December 26, 2007 12:45 AM
That's okay, honey, I don't mind if you post at work. I keep myself busy while you're at work. In fact, I don't mind if you work overtime and on Saturday. Just call my cell if you're coming home early, so I can make sure supper's ready. Bye, Hon.
74. toma - December 26, 2007 1:00 AM
Nice body, I saw her photos on an online dating club
sugarmommymeet.com. It is a famous site amony rich women. They are wandering on the site
for looking for their handsomen sugar babies.
75. ja - December 26, 2007 5:08 AM
check this out awesome acction:
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76. lee - December 26, 2007 7:20 AM
oh my god she is sooo crazy .
she is a shame for all of her family, allthoe J.mee isn`t that inicense.
77. Taada - December 26, 2007 8:55 AM
why is this crap censored? big deal hard nipples click on my name to see the uncensored pics
78. Roy - December 26, 2007 9:06 AM
All I got to say is she looks pretty freakin' hot. I can't believe a celeb
site would actually put a non embarassing picture up of some one.
Brittney if you are reading, you look delicous!!
79. 79th loser - December 26, 2007 9:53 AM
78 losers before me helped brit sell her album by getting excited about a semi sheer shirt.
80. kate - December 26, 2007 10:11 AM
I love that Britney's fans come out en masse now that the fat dissolving shots are working and she's shitting off the pounds. Yeah, she looks totally hot, she's so awesome! Barf. You realize this was BEFORE she decided to grab that photographer and take him back to her hotel right? She didn't shit out the crazy too. She's still as used up and disgusting as she ever was.
And she'll go back to being a fat slob because she hasn't changed her eating habits, people. She's still living on those Frappuccinos that are about 1,000 apiece.
But no, continue acting like she's totally cool and just forget about her behavior over the past 2 years now that she looks halfway decent.
81. IKE - December 26, 2007 10:15 AM
I think she looks much better....pretty even. She's lost weight, the hair looks nice (sure, 98% of it isn't hers, but she picked the right one this time), and *burrrr* she's a bit cold. : )
She's starting to look like a celebrity again. No longer like a trailer park resident that wandered in front of a camera.
82. blahblah - December 26, 2007 10:35 AM
She doesn't look like she lost any weight, I think she's just not wearing clothes that are 3 sizes too small. For all the people that think she looks great , I'd hate to see what you consider looking like hell.
83. CJ - December 26, 2007 10:50 AM
She's got the 'itch'...but for having 2 babies in such a short turn-around time,
she's not looking too bad. Hair even looks half-way presentable. Gotta hand it to her....
84. Mal Reynolds - December 26, 2007 11:13 AM
IKE, you're crazy! She looks like she smells bad. And simply looks greasy and sleazy.
85. Mal Reynolds - December 26, 2007 11:14 AM
And I just read the post, and saw who she hooked up with. Clearly she smells bad. She smells like that sleazy looking papparazi.
86. cruisingforcock - December 26, 2007 12:04 PM
Damn , I got owned by 72.
87. Me - December 26, 2007 12:08 PM
her nips are wonky
88. norton - December 26, 2007 12:10 PM
Too much, too fast. That and inbreeding...
This little thing doesn't have a chance in hell. She'll either end up a destitute bar fly - "Ah-m Brit-ney Schpears...." or dead by the age of 35.
89. Melissa - December 26, 2007 3:11 PM
The author said his penis was growing red well yeah anyones would if it was in close contact with her, it's called an STD and they have ointment for that. Just looking at her I think I caught the crabs! She is soooo gross
90. Chris Crocker - December 26, 2007 7:40 PM
Leave Britmey alone!!! :'(((((
91. Da Man - December 26, 2007 9:27 PM
So Brit's fukcing paparazis now. Each day she goes a bit lower. Next thing you know she'll get it on with some corner drug dealer while the papz she banged photographs it.
PS: She was hot... in 2002!
92. lusa - December 27, 2007 1:00 AM
She is so charming and talented. Do you know so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com.
93. Dating Website Fuckstick - December 27, 2007 10:12 AM
Hi, I'm a fucking moron who posts lame fucking dating websites on every fucking message board I come across. I'm a piece of shit with no life, and somebody pays me $3.50 an hour to pollute as many message boards as I can with idiotic dating websites that take your money and give you nothing. They have many different names, and I use many different aliases when I post this lame crap. I'm little more than a troll, but since I sit home all day because I'm too stupid to hold a real job, I'm able to put this garbage on many, many websites. My mother hates me and I was dropped on my head as a child.
94. shelcbell - December 27, 2007 3:54 PM
Brandon-#42- number 43, you got it right. That is his wife. I don't usually post comments, but one day I was reading them and came across another post from "apotheosis" about a blog. I went to the blog, and it was about this guy Brandon's wife, whom had found out about his internet whoring. She had posted photoshopped pics of her husband's, 'apoth', favorite homewrecker, "Ravioli", who also posts on these forums. She found naked pictures of this young girl and everything. The wifey, Michelle I guess-had taken some very realistic pictures of feces and mixed them with the girls face-it was really good, actually. So, Michelle, if you read this-just leave him and get it over with. this was MONTHS ago I read your blog-obviously you are right and he doesn't love you or respect your family. Let "Rav" have him and find someone who treats you well. Have you any idea what you two are teaching your children?
95. jane - December 27, 2007 10:32 PM
She is hot. If you intend to find a rich man and a beautiful woman ,here you go seekamillionaire. com !I'm sure you can find all you want!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
96. CLICK HERE - December 28, 2007 7:13 AM
I don't like her, but in this pictures she really looks hot! Otherwise I really hate her!
97. Cool videos - December 28, 2007 9:50 AM
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98. john - December 28, 2007 8:11 PM
id titty fuck that
99. richard - December 29, 2007 9:54 AM
thats soooooooooooooooooooooo nice
100. richard - December 29, 2007 9:57 AM
i wish my girl had those.they are lovely.
101. Fred - December 29, 2007 12:18 PM
Normally i would call this woman a slut or maybe trash but I'm starting to think she might actually be slightly retarded.
102. chrissy - December 29, 2007 1:31 PM
100: She can have them....just ask Brit where she got hers done and taken out, and then done, and then taken out again.
103. Jonsie - December 31, 2007 2:55 PM
i don't think when they asked to post a comment, that it was a personal comment about how christmas should be spent, or any real intentions starting a fight. i think what they wanted to do here, is let people agree and disagree on if her nipples are nice or not... if they should be shown in public, or not...
i don't think it was supposed to start some chat room fight.
common' people! we're all here reading this crap for the same reason! it makes us feel soooo much better about our own lives! i love that jamie lynn is knocked up. damn! it makes me feel proud that i never had a child at 16!
and i love the fact that britney has become some kind of media monster with horrible nipples. it makes me feel good about stepping out of my home, with no cameras in my face. and tonight when i shower, i'm gonna enjoy my nipples, cuz i know they're so much better then hers.
happy holidays everyone!
104. whoda - January 2, 2008 1:54 PM
you know what? if i got 700 million $ per month i think im gonna do the same as Britney and maybe Worst. she's just the most normal celebrity in the world i think, cause she's rich and she do whatever she wants and i think u won't stop her with ure sh.. on this site. Love ya Britney and keep it that way. ;)
105. Ashley P - January 3, 2008 8:41 AM
She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW... sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club - interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her
106. xhot - January 3, 2008 8:52 AM
She is hot! I am lucky to find her video in bikini, WOW... sexy, there is no words in the any language to describe hier beauty, Her video was found at a dating club - interracialloving.com, there are many her bikini photos and many people are talking about her
107. Robert W. - January 4, 2008 4:48 PM
Why does this not seem to surprise me?
OH WAIT -- It doesn't.
108. heidi - January 6, 2008 3:44 AM
Britney Spears checked out of the hospital. Do you think she should have been? They also said she ripped out her IV. I find that hard to believe, though. http://www.blackwhitekiss.com
109. Las Vegas Singles - January 6, 2008 3:00 PM
She is so bewitching, moreover her hair style looks gorgeous 8-)
http://LasVegasSingles.blogcu.com
110. susan - January 7, 2008 3:41 AM
Many fans of Britney! But who knows she had a profile at kissinterracial.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so
111. j - February 19, 2008 8:07 PM
gorgeous
112. Derrick - April 17, 2008 8:19 PM
She's nasty as they come!!
113. Dura - October 15, 2008 6:05 PM
Yup. Still beating off to her.
Crazy girls are always great in bed, she must be amazing.
114. ABritneySpearsDefender - October 29, 2008 8:16 PM
In the genres of POP and R&B, Britney Spears has the MOST beatiful, hottest and and sexiest body (including tits, nipples, ass, and pussy) in the history of R&B and POP music and thats a fact. If anyone disagrees u may email at mikessi2009@yahoo.com and well discuss it.
115. ABritneySpearsDefender - October 29, 2008 8:16 PM
In the genres of POP and R&B, Britney Spears has the MOST beatiful, hottest and and sexiest body (including tits, nipples, ass, and pussy) in the history of R&B and POP music and thats a fact. If anyone disagrees u may email at mikessi2009@yahoo.com and well discuss it.
116. Randy Ridders - January 14, 2009 4:21 AM
Say what you want about her, she is gorgeous. Dumb as a post, but a gorgeous, dumb post.
Randy Ridders