Dec 5 2007Britney Spears meets men at the gas station
Britney Spears supposedly has a new man in her life named Robert. The two had a romantic rendezvous last night at the sexiest of locales. Yup, the gas station. I’m not even shocked that Britney finds unleaded fuel erotic. We’re slowly approaching the day when Britney finally caves and starts wearing a tin-foil hat. I bet she already has it made. She’s probably testing it out on her dog London. If aliens don't brainwash him into being a responsible parent, she’s totally wearing that foil hat everywhere!

Reader Comments
1. H - December 5, 2007 6:07 PM
First?
2. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. - December 5, 2007 6:08 PM
WHY WHY WHY does she wear those fake trailer trash ghetto slut nails?? She's a putrid skank.
3. cattycowgirl - December 5, 2007 6:09 PM
Be careful, Fish. She'll start that tin foil hat trend and then ALL the young celebs will wear that and drop trou in public?!
4. julee - December 5, 2007 6:10 PM
OMG. It is said that Britney had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialconnect.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum? wanna check
5. p911gt10c - December 5, 2007 6:13 PM
#2, I think you answered your own question there.
Oh, and #1, you're a loser.
6. RENEE... - December 5, 2007 6:15 PM
He's kinda fug...and he's got a (wedding?) ring on his all important finger. And good god, the boots, Britney, the boots! Yich! And all those hideous sweatshirts she keeps wearing have got to go. I guess thats her idea of getting into the Christmas spirit. What a tard.
7. Ooba Gooba - December 5, 2007 6:18 PM
How soon before the guy gets his own reality TV show?
8. H - December 5, 2007 6:18 PM
Maybe that's why she likes this Robert. He understands her need to wrap herself in grotesque sweaters.
9. Tapeworm - December 5, 2007 6:20 PM
@BBW: Because she *is* a trailer trash ghetto slut.
For fuck's sake, with that red, green and blue shit going on, that sow looks like a goddamn dead-pixel test. (3 people will understand that joke. Actually the only joke on this page is that beached whale with bad skin).
10. billabong021 - December 5, 2007 6:25 PM
Erm, whats goin on with the sides of her mouth?
I mean, in the first pic you can really see it, is that some kinda rash? Im pretty sure thats not normal...
11. em - December 5, 2007 6:34 PM
he looks like a fudgepacker.
and why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to hang out with britney spears? they must be a bigger attention whore than brit, lindsay, and paris combined. holy shit, he's desperate.
12. HUMBLER - December 5, 2007 6:34 PM
I LOVE HER!
13. what - December 5, 2007 6:42 PM
I guess everyone is getting into the Christmas spirit early.
14. PunkA - December 5, 2007 6:48 PM
Hey, when you got the late night munchies, and need to get laid, the local "Quickie Mart" is always the place to look. Maybe next time she can wait til Abu gets off work for the night.
15. Ted from LA - December 5, 2007 6:48 PM
I wonder what his pick-up line was... Do you fill up here often? Do you want to hold my hose?
16. Micky Mc - December 5, 2007 6:49 PM
@10 Meth Bugs
17. Jeans - December 5, 2007 7:00 PM
Did anyone else notice the ring on the guys left ring finger in picture 7 that looks suspiciously like a wedding ring!?!?!?!?!
18. Lullaby - December 5, 2007 7:20 PM
That's her realtor
19. Ummhmm - December 5, 2007 7:31 PM
I thought she wasn't allowed to drive anymore.
And don't kid yourself, fish. That dog's been dead for weeks!!!
20. Nikk - December 5, 2007 7:35 PM
I actually like those boots. They look nice. I wonder how long it's gonna be before her putrid feet destroy them.
21. Annabel - December 5, 2007 7:40 PM
Does she ever bathe? I mean... ever?
22. kelley - December 5, 2007 7:52 PM
the britney shit is, and has been, old for about a month now.
i get a headache everytime i see a new post about her.
enough already
23. asshole - December 5, 2007 8:03 PM
Brittney as............THE RIDDLER
....stupid fuck.
24. my comment - December 5, 2007 8:04 PM
UGLY boots!
She's starting to look like Buffalo Bill, the transexual serial killer from "Silence of the Lambs".
25. Jerry Priddy - December 5, 2007 8:05 PM
7. Ooba Gooba - December 5, 2007 6:18 PM
"How soon before the guy gets his own reality TV show?"
Who knows....but I would be willing to bet it's not going to be nearly as fast as when he sees those little bitty blisters appear on the head of his little bitty dick
26. bobo brasil - December 5, 2007 8:08 PM
What the fuck happened to the writing on this website? What does a tinfoil hat have to do with anything related to Spears?
27. Howdy - December 5, 2007 8:10 PM
He looks like her Hillbilly cousin, and they look like they're on the way to go "chew the fat" at some fancy pants shindig.
28. Superevil - December 5, 2007 8:18 PM
HaHaHa #4, you douches keep getting better and better.
29. Matilda - December 5, 2007 8:21 PM
haha why doesn't she fix her damn hair already???
OH and--- GOLD DIGGER! !!! TAKE YOU MONEY AND RUNNNNN!!!! hahahaha!
30. Helen - December 5, 2007 8:31 PM
He's her realtor and a graduate of USC, my alma mater! FIGHT ON!
31. Kathleen - December 5, 2007 8:32 PM
Isnt she wearing HER wedding ring, also?
32. bim - December 5, 2007 8:36 PM
Ok first off @ # 2 BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty
Those aren’t ghetto style nails those are french manicured tip nails ok… good ok LOL she only has best
These pics are all about giving and the christmas spirit… how could it not be???? just look at Brits festive outfit and the possible sharing of STDs with a strange from the gas station later on has the marks of chritmas all over it. Hell these pics should be on hallmark cards because everyone knows true love always happens when you pick up a stranger wearing a wedding ring at a gas station
33. michelle - December 5, 2007 8:52 PM
he looks like good material.
approved, britney. time to get on making more babies you don't care about.
34. STeve - December 5, 2007 8:54 PM
Britney's ok and why should all you losers care what she does....don't you have anything better to do than to write trash about other people....get fuckin lives, will you???
35. maggie - December 5, 2007 9:15 PM
She is different form others. She like being nude outside. I saw her nude photos and profile on nudistconnect.com just now. Maybe he is dating with a nudist guy. wow
36. Holly - December 5, 2007 9:31 PM
HAS IT ESCAPED EVERYONE’S ATTENTION THAT ROBERT IS WEARING A WEDDING RING… PHOTO NO. 7, LOOK AT THE LEFT HAND KIDS!!!
37. Lord of Cheese - December 5, 2007 10:02 PM
I like that Britney is wearing sunglasses... at night... while driving...
38. extracheeseplease - December 5, 2007 10:11 PM
#24 "It puts the lotion on the skin"
39. extracheeseplease - December 5, 2007 10:14 PM
holly---he's married to Jesus
40. Karisha - December 5, 2007 10:21 PM
#23 I too noticed her looking like the Riddler! In fact that was the first thing I noticed...wha hahahahaha
41. Karisha - December 5, 2007 10:27 PM
#34 You're a douche for writing that...besides as for people having a life...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
42. wason - December 6, 2007 12:13 AM
They are so sweet and romantic!
I was told by one of my friends that muslim matrimonial site muslimonly.com/i/registration will hold a party for muslim singles,
is it real?
43. Ript1&0 - December 6, 2007 12:17 AM
Yes.
I will allow Brit to join my tin foil army.
<3 U!!!
44. John - December 6, 2007 12:18 AM
It's her Real Estate agent Robert Edie. The guy showed her some homes and then pumped her. Gas that is.
45. sharpeidude - December 6, 2007 12:26 AM
Wear a double rubber dude if you're going swimming in that dirty skank.
46. Chris - December 6, 2007 12:44 AM
LEAVE HER ALONE!!!1!
#10, the mouth thing looks like the start of a sweet goatee. Soooo trend-setter.
47. Angie - December 6, 2007 1:01 AM
ima correct you on this one, that is robert johnson, he's been firends with britney for ages, and by the way, he is gay
48. toma - December 6, 2007 1:34 AM
She was good when she was young! I ever was one of her fans.. After grown up, she make her life messed up.. many affairs are over there about how she mislead the relationship.. the latest one is the saying about Britney joined the rich women seeking affair online service sugarmommymeet.com with an aim to find a sugar baby! What a fool girl!
49. IWONKY - December 6, 2007 1:44 AM
Re: 4, 35 & 42 - You robotards never learn. Nobody from this site is ever going to one of your dumbfuck sites. Eat shit and die.
50. IWONKY - December 6, 2007 1:47 AM
I won't repeat the obvious #48.
51. Beastman - December 6, 2007 2:33 AM
All you bastards that are posting links in your messages - I hope your genitals melt off and you all get raped raw by a pack of orcas. Orcas with AIDS.
And why the fuck do your shitty messages keep missing words or using words that don't make sense? Its like they were typed out by a dyslexic Filipino.
Jeesus christ allmighty.
52. Vanessa - December 6, 2007 5:27 AM
she looks really great on green
53. BBW is a con for fatties to feel better about being a fatty. - December 6, 2007 7:10 AM
She sure has a thing for awful boots.
54. woodhorse - December 6, 2007 7:14 AM
the aluminum hats are harmless enough and easily replaced. it's aggravating when they paint all the appliances in their taxpayer-funded abodes with blue paint and then after they are back on their meds and out of the facility again, the taxpayers have buy them all new TVs and microwaves and shit all over again. It doesn't matter how many times you tell (lie) to them that no one is spying on them, they don't believe it.
55. woodhorse - December 6, 2007 7:19 AM
@17 he's probably not married anymore, thank to this post. Way to go Fish.
He's her type. Caucasian.
56. babyglyniss - December 6, 2007 8:28 AM
britney is a downright slut!
57. babyglyniss - December 6, 2007 8:30 AM
she has erection with every jerk!
58. elle - December 6, 2007 9:03 AM
She shows that being thin and rich does not make one happy, beautiful, or classy.
59. tp - December 6, 2007 9:25 AM
She looks so sad and lost
60. Mo - December 6, 2007 9:29 AM
#38 - That's freaking funny!
61. Auntie Kryst - December 6, 2007 9:36 AM
So I'm guessing the whole issue about her children sort of worked itself out? Someone throw her back into the bayou.
62. gerard Vandenberg - December 6, 2007 10:22 AM
Driving at knight with fucking sun-glasses and picking up boy's. There's only one opinion possible: THIS IS AN ORDINARY WHORE!!
63. Dee - December 6, 2007 12:20 PM
Obviously drug buddies...who wouldn't go with her when she's doing all the buying? It blows my mind that she doesn't get it and see herself the way eveyone else does. She still dresses like a freaking child! THERE IS NO WAY HER KIDS SHOULD BE AROUND HER WITHOUT SUPERVISION...LIKELY UNTIL THEY ARE ABOUT 18. She doesn't seem to have the basic instinct of motherhood - it's all about her and she had the kids for all the wrong reasons.
64. yukadoozer - December 6, 2007 12:57 PM
Another fag. Only this homo looks like the Joker.
65. yukadoozer - December 6, 2007 12:57 PM
Another fag. Only this homo looks like the Joker.
66. britislame - December 6, 2007 5:00 PM
What's with these hoodies she's been wearing lately? She must have 10 different ones with different random animals on them. It probably was buy 1 get 9 free at K-mart. Dangit - I missed the sale.
67. v - December 6, 2007 10:23 PM
This looks like a drug deal.
God it would suck to be famous.
68. Ms.Brookey - December 7, 2007 12:02 PM
As a stylist I have to say I am offended by her extensions! I don't care this comment is relevant!
69. Georg - December 8, 2007 7:28 PM
Me da mucha pena Britney... tiene todo lo material, pero por dentro esta muy vacia... es decadente !
70. edward - December 8, 2007 10:46 PM
someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an
profile on an online site sugarmommymeet.. you know it is a site for rich women seek young cute men.. what a slur!
71. Stephanie - December 10, 2007 12:52 AM
If she is planning to get all of this plastic surgery done I think the first thing she should do is Something with her HAIR!!!!!! every time I look at her thats the first thing I notice as a Girl is her hair!! Its terrable!! I don't notice her Nose, hips, tummy, thighs...........Its the hair!!!! and It doesn't cost $81,000 to fix! maybe a litte proactive would work to.....
72. just me Any - December 10, 2007 5:42 AM
so what ???i yhink she is nasty ..http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl
73. Van - December 12, 2007 12:08 AM
Honestly, it's sad...any guy she'd meet at a gas station is WAY out of her legaue these days...