Dec 26 2007Britney Spears is crazy? Poppycock!

I'm Drunk!!!

Color Me Surprised.

I need to invest in cable. Perry mason was ok, but Matlock?????

There should be a law to be passed out requiring the Spears to wear chastity belts and have the key be in the total care of Lindsay's mom and vice versa.

Addiction expert Marty Brenner is claiming that Britney Spears is living in “a bubble of illusion” that “could end in suicide.”

If only...

SIXTH!

I hope she kills herself. That would be awesome.

Actually, Matlock's pretty good!

She just wants the attention back. This is just the beginning actually.

What an idiot this expert is.
If she is exhibiting symptoms of Bipolar than she would be fighting Mania, not Depression...what a dumbass.
Anyways, she so obviously is dying for attention. She's probably thought about killing herself for additional attention but then realizes that then she wouldnt be around to be ableto make songs talking abut how lame people are for paying attention to every little thing she does...cuz everything she does screams NORMAL!!!! Duh why can't yall see that?

haha

Id reach between the boxes of cereal and twist her nips.

DId this expert just realize Brit was messed up and bi-polar? What a genius.

I think we all knew it when K-Fed happened, then when she lost in with Matt Lauer. She has no clue. Poor bastard.

PunkA, what happened with Matt Lauer???

Aww shes upset about breaking up with K-fed... :(

#9: Truer words have rarely been spoken. We're in for one hell of a ride.

If Britney's gonna kill herself then she'd better do it before she becomes to old to be a legend. That means like before she reaches 30. Maybe she could die like that Russian Queen who was trying to have sex with a horse only the ropes broke that were keeping the little horsey just above her. Britney could do that and have it filmed for her sister to watch on her birthday. Jamie lynn will be so pissed when she realizes Britney used her favorite horse.

I'm still waiting for the "amazing comeback" all her idiot fans were screaming about. When is that going to happen? It was supposed to begin with her performance on the VMA's. I'm still waiting.

Oh come on, she's not crazier than anyone else in Los Angeles. Everyone that is born there or moves there is a Nut. If you aren't a nut when you arrive there, like when she was pre-FedEX, you become one to survive. I know this from experience. I used to live there and now that I've moved, I can see how everyone in LA is either a pervert or a nut or in her case both. Too bad LA people can't see that they all live in some other dimension. I really think it must be the smog or the water....

I just can't wait for her to go all Margot Kidder and end up naked and babbling in a dumpster on the other side of Los Angeles with no teeth left. It'll be brilliant.

oh this is just wonderful news. glad to see that britney is not violating our expectations. i give her 6 months to live.

The media has inaccurately reported that Lynne Spears’ book is a parenting book. Well thank god for THAT !!
It will instead provide a window into a world obsessed with the wrong priorities.....Ahem ....money-sex-liposuction-drugs-fake tits-face lifts-teen pregnancy-alchohol ...
Lynn Spears should be hung just for pro-creating these two fucking idiots..

Britney Spears’ aunt Chanda McGovern : "Jamie Lynn wants a little bit of 'me' attention, with everything that's going on with Britney like it is."
Hey, Britney Spears earned all her attention by neglecting her children and going batshit insane. That’s called hard work. Jamie Lynn, you have to learn to pay your dues

Evidently moving away from LA makes you inredulously stupid

I agree - is this the big comeback that everyone has been harping about? Very impressive. Maybe it was perhaps a relapse to when she was a slut, posing as a virgin? Remember those days of innocence and honesty? Well placed admiration you have in this pile of dog vomit.

WHAT's new??! she loooooves attention...
she's hopeless..

Shitney isn't going to kill herself, she is far too arrogant to do that.
she is just an egotistical attention whore, who thinks she's better than everyone else but she is an ugly human being both inside and out.
it's her kids I feel sorry for not her she is a selfish whore.

#16 Britney will NEVER be a legend because she has NO TALENT.
and no charisma. Only talented charsmatic people can ever be legends.

#26
Jim Morrison was Charismatic?
Janice Joplin was Charismatic?
Kurt Cobain was Charismatic?

They were all musicians who were so drug infested that they ended up dead. Each is considered a legend and the only thing they have done that Britney hasn't is died by drugs or suicide. So name me some talented charismatic people that are legends?

Leave Britmey alone!!! :'(((((

Leave Britmey alone!!! :'(((((

I don't think you're crazy, Britney.

Oooo she wore a see through shirt. That's shocking let me tell you. My God, lighten up people. Notice that no one is calling this DUDE crazy for hooking up with a chick he doesn't know. Double standard, anyone?

Hm. I don't think she's crazy, a whore, or most of what you people have said.

That whole whore thing is pretty dumb....a guy can sleep with a ton of girls and be praised over it, but a girl sleeps with just a few..!

I'm not a Britney fan, but what the heck? I think that most of these comments are extremely unfair to her.

Do any of you even know her? Just because she's on TV and gets a ton of attention mean that you have the right to judge her?

From reading these comments, it sounds to me like some of you are jealous.

That's just my opinion. I'm not defending Britney.

But I'm also not prosecuting her.

Hm. I don't think she's crazy, a whore, or most of what you people have said.

That whole whore thing is pretty dumb....a guy can sleep with a ton of girls and be praised over it, but a girl sleeps with just a few..!

I'm not a Britney fan, but what the heck? I think that most of these comments are extremely unfair to her.

Do any of you even know her? Just because she's on TV and gets a ton of attention mean that you have the right to judge her?

From reading these comments, it sounds to me like some of you are jealous.

That's just my opinion. I'm not defending Britney.

But I'm also not prosecuting her.

Of course she is just screwing that guy for attention...look at him? He's an old ugly forgeign freakshow...she couldn't have been more obvious.

this whole double standard thing is Bullshit. If your gonna say that guy stars hook up with random chicks all the time and say that its ok for her to do that retarded. Why is it retarded you ask? Becuz the guy stars are banging usually good looking chicks...Brit chooses the nastiest sleezy goobers ever...its just for attention.

wish she make it ,she is always in style . no matter what things happened , we should stand by sb. as if she has a lover on http://www.militaryfriends.com/photo/cutie ,but who cares it is true or not ?

Britney is untalented she was very sucessful because she had a hot body and sexy dance routines and was a nubile 17 year old slut. Now that she is an ugly whore who at 26 looks 46 what does she have to fall back on?
she has nothing. She never did have any talent it was all about her looks and because she was young and had sex appeal.
Britney is an empty person she doesn't have a personality she doesn't have talent she doesn't have a brain, she's a selfish mom. And the one thing she did have going for her was her body, which has gone and even if she got in shape, she still wouldn't be that hot lolita, school girl, that made her popular. ever again.
Those days are gone and they are never coming back..
She is neve going to be like Elvis, who even when he was fat, was still loved for his music. Britney's career was based on shallowness, and that cannot last when there is nothing else there to back it up.

I beg to differ, #35 . I suggest you study music formally for as many years as I, and then you just may be qualified to make that statement.
Just this year scientists have discovered that elephants communicate at a sub-sonic frequency, undetectable to human ears. The same regarding Britney. The ordinary human (common man, the type frequenting this mundane site) is simply not intellectually equipped to deal with such esoteric musical patterns.
I truly Britney Spears to be the artist of our time.

So apprently Britney is crazy and may or may not kill herself one day.

Where's the news here?

The next and only piece of news i want to hear about Britney Spears is that she OD'ed next to a bottle of a vicodin and a fifth of Jack Daniels

BS is a good singer ,her songs are so good,She looks so hoooot! Iam her big fanof her music! Just a question about her, is she single again? I saw her profile on millionaire dating site "WealthyKiss.com"last week. Just curious!

36 you are lying, anyone who knows anything about music does not take Britney seriously, she isn't a musician, she is a talentless pop tart who was a product. If you truly believe it was her "talent" and not her body that made her sell records, then you are even more stupid than she is.
Imagine Britney exactly the same, the only diffrence is, in 1999 she was 300 pounds, and then you tell me she would still have made it. If she was truly talented then the answer is yes. Your whole post sounds sarcastic, if it is real then I pity you, because you know nothing about music, and you didn't study it.
I don't know why people have to come on and lie about their lives like that just to make your opinion seem more worthy. It's sad.

@27 Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin and Kurt Kobain were voices of their respective generations. Each redefined the rockstar concept and they sang about their personal thoughts on life, society, death, love and all that stuff. Shitney was just a mass produced lolita piece of shit who sells her ass to anyone who could pay for it, and she can't tell her ass from a hole in the ground. She's no musician. She can't write a song, she can't sing it either (not without some recording studio magic), and now she's a fat slob, she can't even dance along. She only knows about frapuccinos, fried chicken, blow, booze and being fucked by strangers in gas stations.

I think Shitney is light years away from being a meaningful music icon, and in some years she will be just another ridiculous fad hidden in everyone's closets

It's funny how this addict expert is really only throwing in her two cents for a shot of fame..Kinda like what she says Britney is doing...Only Britney's just being her usual mess of a human being, I don't see how anyone can blame it on Jamie Lynn's pregnancy. This is what Britney does.

i haven't seen u for a long time.

i haven't seen u for a long time.

I think she is so earthly. do not like this kind of girl ,who just has the good looks not not anything. there i know many ladies .they are very great.

My Dearest Britteny, You need to sue him for rap don't shame yourself like that seek authority from Jesus Amen. Your liveing a royal life that is turning ito a nightmare God really loves and cares for you girl. Jesus loves you forever. Amen.

"pregnany"?

Bi-Polar. Oh, you slut. Nobody'll love you-hate you like a bi-polar person. I'm a fan of mania. Not for me; hell no; mania kills the soul. I'm in to watching other people fight it.

The city man comes home from work and tells his wife that he's sold the lone family car for a boat. Because the man is going to become a fisherman. Hilarious.

A woman freaks her child's friends out when she goes in to a fit because one of kid's friends is new and accidently stepped on the carpet. No one steps on the carpet. Yay.

A man has a plan for grandeur. He is going to put all of he, and his wife's money in to one, one roulette roll. The band Poison told the man to do it in one of their songs. Another helping please.

I'm kidding. Stay away from these people.

Remove the wax from your ears. This lovely woman is Aphrodite, Mother Theresa, Minerva, and D. Williams all congealed into an amalgam of ethereal perfection.

Oh yeah and, #27? You're a fucking moron who couldn't even buy a clue. The better question is of you to describe to all of us who you consider to be 'talented and charismatic, and legendary'. Please. Enlighten. Now:

The whole reason Jim Morrison was Jim Morrison because of his charisma. Jim Morrison wasn't really a musician. He was future man. Ahead of his time.

You ever heard Janice Joplin's voice? Janice wasn't talented? Her voice was not only her tool, but her charisma as well.

And Kurt Cobain was a regular guy who was befallen by spotlight because of his genius. I'm not the biggest Nirvana fan, but you go and listen to the record Nevermind a couple of times and tell me in ol' Kurt didn't have some goddamn talent.

#27's idea of a 'talented', 'charismatic' person is one who has a crack-team of musicians being told by a producer how they are to play their instruments; a trainer at a very expensive gym; a team of stylists; and all the go men telling them that they're going to be stars as long as they do this, and do that.

I could name a few 'talented' people but I doubt #27 could follow. What an intepid thing for you to say in your entry. Such self righteousness. You really should be slaughtered, #27. Whore. You're not even worth my ejaculate. Now get your broken mind out of my car.

What kind of "expert" makes a statement like: "Britney appears to be crazy."
I don't disagree it is just funny. Lord, I hope it ends in suicide.

JIm Morrison was a drug infested loser who masterbated in front of a Miami concert audience.

Janice Joplin was a drug infested loser who fucked any loser that would have her. She hated herself so much that killing herself was the best thing she could think of to do.

Kurt Cobain stuck a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. The only positive to that was no way was it an Owen Wilson cry for help.

Britney speaks for her generation exactly like the aforementioned losers.

At least she could have hooked up with the cute paparazzi guy to the right of her. Instead of Scarface Alibaba Soulpatch

#51? Right.. You're like, just so right. I mean when you're right your right. And you, you're right. Britney spears speaks for her - - our generation.

No you're not. Britney Spears turned to drugs because she was sold-out by her mother as a product for the entertainment industry to mold, and profit from. Spears hates herself because she doesn't know what she is. In no way does Britney Spears have any goddamn talent.

Jim Morrison lived in the moment and enjoyed his drugs in excess. He was brilliant. His IQ was just under 150. He wanted to show the world something new; he wanted people to wake up and check themselves before they were consumed by the machine. You say that Jimbo exposed himself. There's no proof of that. He simulated oral-sex on Robby Krieger, but big fucking deal. And if he did masurbate, so what? The cops were after Morrison because he threatened the bullshit sanctity of the American value; which is get a job, pay, lose your soul, procreate, pay, then die. It's a shame drugs got the better of Morrison. You've obviously never listened to a Door's album.

Janice Joplin was ridiculed so heinously as a child that she became needy. She used what fame brought her: 'friends'. Inside she was dying. She was a sad person and we all know that saddness translates well in to music. Janice sold talent instead of her soul. Hey! Just like Britney's mother.

And Kurt Cobain couldn't deal with his life. The life became bigger than he was and he couldn't kick his heroin addiction. He was an unhappy person. An artist. There's nothing wrong with suicide. If you can't hang, you've always got a way out. And that's okay.

That's what seperates these people from Britney Spears. Jim Morrison, Janice Joplin, and Kurt Cobain were artists. Spears is not. Simple.

You're a mother-fucking fool. Your entry was so moronic that I'm sitting here wondering if you were actually puling my leg. I doubt that. You're just part of the mass pariah. A joke. Now run and hide from life.

What an ass You Are. You actually believe what you write. I haven't time. D Richards (Incestuous Mother Fucker) believes his own bullshit.

#54? You know why I believe, baby? 'Cause it's true. It's the truth.

You just don't know enough to put forth a valid arguement; so you tell me that I'm an idiot because that's all you can do; you can't type your opinion or show me out to be an honest moron because you don't have any views of your own. You don't even give a real name, sweetheart. Why is that?

You're my asshole. You're my bowels. Too Delu.

Take your meds D Richards. Your writing are part truths embellished with whatever else it takes to make it seem like you know what your talking about. I like not having a name around here. That is the game. I take full advantage of it. Although anyone with a hacker's savvy could figure me out from my ip address in the Fish's logs. So I am not really hiding. I hope your New Years is as dysfuntional as your Christmas must have been.

Hey, maybe if she starts dating this al-Quaeda-lookin' dude, he'll make her wear a veil all the time so we don't have to look at her face anymore!

Now, those fat rolls are gonna be a little harder to hide......

Allahu Ackbar!

That you actually defended the alleged validity of those aforementioned semi-talented drug-infested suicidalists astounds me. The greatest "talents" are usually unmarketable and never reknowned. I believe Poe in Eureka said that we should look for history's greatest minds in the dungeons and gallows. Morrison didn't even play a musical instrument, nor did the others to any appreciable extent.
They were all just drivel for the vanilla man. (I would imagine that you know this anyway, I am just saying)

#58? Vocalists aren't musicians? Kurt Cobain couldn't play the guitar? Okay.

And if you would taken the time to read through what I typed, you would have noticed that I never said that Jim Morrison was a musician. He was more of a visionary. As I put it, 'Future man". Ahead of his time.

You obviously don't know what you're talking about. I'm pleased to see you added one of Poe's 'quotes'. That gives you credibility. Fart..

And #56? Whatever you said, honey. I'm now going to spend my time looking for your 'IP' address. Right.

Shitney = Fat drunk uneducated junkie shit.

Everybody shits, but you can't fancy yourself an equal to, say, Einstein or Bruce Lee, just because they shitted like you. Shit as much as you like, but you still won't comprehend the Theory of Relativity, and you won't learn any fucking martial arts, just by defecating. You can fuck your 13 year old cousin all you want, but that won't make you play piano like Jerry Lee Lewis.

Talent is more than anecdotical coincidences.

If Shitney dies in a drug and booze binge, you won't be able to compare her to famous talented musicians who died the same way, because the cause of demise would be the only thing that might relate them. Talent, education, IQ... all those things will place them light years away

@37... I have the vicodin. You send the scotch, I'll send the vic, we'll see how long it takes to work.

STUPID BITCH

Sure she's crazy. You only have to look at comments here or at any other forum for celeb madness like http://www.holyshnikes.com to see that the whole world perceives her that way. Why? Because her actions speak for themselves. This is not a normal person! Nothing to do with her celebrity. There are plenty of celebs who don't neglect their kids, don't shave their heads, don't perform drugged or drunk on national TV, don't flash their privates at photogs. She fills up her crazy scorecard with no effort at all!

you just have nothing to do but talking about Britney. DAMN man Kim Kardashian never wear a bra and nobody talks about it , it's just normal for every women to get a bra off day cause you guys never wear those elastic bra that get stucks on your skin. get a life instead of getting rich by talking sh..

i've been rooting for suicide! she's a waste. she's actually lived longer than we've all bet she would...there's always hope for 2008.