Dec 6 2007Britney Spears might be reading this

Cocerned about her appearance? She's looking possessed, wanting to dig into that cake. The Fucktard needs to feed.

Concerned about her appearance? She's looking possessed, wanting to dig into that cake. The Fucktard needs to feed.

Ok, Superficial. I've read your letter. Go fuck yourself.
If you ever make fun of me again, i will sue you

God I hope she's reading this.
YOUR LOOKS ARE NOT THE PROBLEM.

YOU'VE ALWAYS LOOKED GOOD WHEN YOU WORKED OUT. WORK OUT BITCH!!!

SURGERY IS FOR SUCKERS. STOP GETTING HIGH AND DRINKING. WAAAAAAKKKKEEEEE UUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!

YOU'RE BEHAVING LIKE A MENTAL CASE. STOP BEING A SLUT. GET A GRIP!

Haha, nice.

Goddamn double post. My bad. She's still a swamp hag though.

hey y'all....

i was havin' me some seriously fun on my birthday.
don't y'all look back on pictures from yourself when you was at your prime.
sometimes i wish i were 19 or 21 again.
remember that lady anna nicole, sometimes i wish i looked like her.
she is real purdy.
gotta run, i'll let ali finish the rest.

chow

p.s.
thank you so much for the advice superficial writer i'll get right on it, dr. jane adams you say. what happens when you snort somethin' and it smells minty?

WHAT>!!
BRITNEY :
YOU AREN'T THAT BAD. GET YOUR WEAVE FIXED OR TAKE IT OUT, STYLE IT EVERY DAY. THE WEAVE CURRENTLY IS TOO LONG, CUT IT TO ALIL PAST YOUR SHOULDERS.
GET SOME LONG BANGS, STRAIGHTEN IT, CURL IT ON THE ENDS.
TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR SKIN,
WHEN YOU GO OUT WEAR A WELL BLENDED COAT OF FOUNDATION, SOME EYE LINER, MASCARA, AND LIP GLOSS.
HIRE A STYLIST, CAUSE YOU CAN'T DRESS YOURSELF
WEAR PROPERLY FITTING BRAS AND PANTIES
AVOID FOOD SPILLS
TREAT YOURSELF TO MANICURES AND PEDICURES, NOT ACRYLICS.
LOSE 10 -15 POUNDS
GIVE YOUR CHEST A CHEMICAL PEEL

DO THAT AND YOU WILL NOT NEED SURGERY, YOU WILL LOOK HOT.

How about looking at your kids instead of looking into the mirror! And while you're at, maybe play with them and teach them how to read, manners and everything else a PARENT is supposed to do. When you became a parent, THAT became your MOST IMPORTANT job!!!!!!!!!

That's actually pretty funny.......

Dear Britney,

Your music is fucking horrible. You used to be really hot, what happened? Have you ever heard of a salad? I never thought I would ever say this to a woman, but when you're not wearing drawers, close your fucking legs. The smell is unbearable and you are destroying the ozone. Try not to drop your kids on their heads anymore. It's not their fault that you are their mother. Leave it to Kevin, even that douchebag is a better parent then you. There's tons of other shit to tell you but this is getting lame and you probably can't even read what I'm writing. Trust me, I've seen some of your letters. C U Next Tuesday!!!!

P.S. Have you ever gone swimming with Great Whites? It's a total rush and you don't even need a cage. It's best to go when you're on your period..............

She shouldn't wear this kind of dress... Nobody should. It makes you look like a prostitute. Can't she dress herself with taste? I mean, she's not even that bad. Wash your hair and forget about the smoky eyes that makes you look sick.

JUST TRY HARDER,
NORMAL PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO PUT THEMSELVES TOGETHER BETTER THAN YOU
YOU USED TO KNOW HOW TO DO IT KINDA SORTA
YOU ARE NATURALLY PRETTY WITH LONG EYELASHES, A PRETTY SMILE, AND A CUTE BUTTON NOSE
JUST TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF LIKE A NORMAL 26 YEAR OLD WOMAN WOULD!

Ok, Super. Writer -- too harsh. We want Brit-Brit to go away for a while, not DIE. C'mon, man.

Eeeewwwwwwwww. She has age spots on her thighs!

JESUS H CHRIST, FIX YOU'RE HAIR FIRST, THEN YOUR FAT ASS BODY!!!!

Maybe she should spend $81,000 on parenting classes instead. GAH! Waste.

you dont make fun of someone who died. thats not cool.

#8
I wish she could see that. you are so right.
In addition:
she should also stay away from drugs, i don't think she handles them well
she should go out less, maybe just one night every two weeks go out and be seen
she should try to get her kids back, stay at her house, not the four seasons.
hire a maid and a nanny to help her.
get rid of sam lufti and alli simms
and get some voice training and go to the gym and practice dance if she still wants a career.

wrong surgeries
i say no nose job
her nose is adorable
first lose 15 pounds,
chemical peel the chest, no more real tanning, fake it
lipo under the chin,
fill the creases in the neck with botox
that is all
oh
and fix the weave and learn how to dress.

AHAHAHAHAHA
she read it?? and threatened to sue?
SO FUCKING FUNNY!!!!
hey brit brit - instead of gettin plastic surgery to help your appearance - why don't you first start with fixing your godawful hair and wear some frigging makeup once in a while!!!
jesus!

They played her music at the Skatium last night. If you want to roller skate, the music's not bad.

She must idolize Nicole Kidman and Joan Rivers.

That's ridiculous. If she was really looking at pictures of herself on the internet, she'd see how completely hideous her hair looks, and she'd order some ProActiv for her skin. There's no way she has a clue what she actually looks like.

Sadly, they can't surgically correct crazy. Actually, that's not true...it's called a lobotomy, but I'm pretty sure they don't do them anymore.

Bullshit. She didn't have implants. Implants don't sag.

@ 21 Do you know how I know you're gay? Read your comment, it's all right there...........

Britney needs to ask the great Oz for a brian

you are right #23.
I don't believe this story

She can spend $250,000.00 and it still would never fix her downy eyes.

13: Speak for yourself.

#11,
I like the dress, especially the choker, it hides the adam's apple.

That is completely sick and uncalled for.

can she get a personality lift? no one cares about you, no matter how fine you look, when you're acting the way she does. like my grandmother always said "you can dress a turd in the finest imported fabrics and jewels and it'll still be shit."

Ouch, that Kanye west's mom thing was pretty damn low, even for this sight. No need to make fun of a guys mom dying. Thats just distasteful.

ENOUGH WITH THIS BRITNEY POSTS !!!

FUCKIN HELL

@32 Whatever, nagger. Shit's funny............

now Scarlett posts..that's more like it ..yeah

@24 yes, they do. At State facilities for the criminally insane. They are called "singleotomies" because they only go in one eye as opposed to the old days when the "ice pick surgery" was done in both eyes. Don't fret. It's actually necessary.

The simplest way for Britney Spears to get hot again is to stop smoking. Her skin is gross, her eyes and teeth are yellowing, I'm sure she smells pretty awful... But seriously, how unattractive.

Italian Stallion. Fuck man, I'm not Grendals' mother, the kids like to skate and they're too young to go by themselves. OK, sometimes I skate too and I try not to look gay when I do it. There is this really nice gay woman that skates with me sometimes but there's nothing I can do about how I look when she does that.

i like her eyes #29
down syndrom eyes are usually small and almond shaped and closed together, i.e not like hers at all.
her eyes are large and wide set, a classic pretty estrogen feature.
i say the surgery wont fix her craziness or her weave, which are her real problems, not her eyes.

39 - fixing her weave is more important, her teeth are white.
atleast smoking will help curb her appetite.

@40 Funny......

Yeah, dude, Fish - this is where the line is, and you just crossed it.
____________________________

Unabashedly, albeit. Ok, kudos for that.

There is no way she looks at pictures of herself and critiques them. If she did that she would stop making all of those stupid faces at the camera and would fix her damn hair.

Maybe some hair plugs should be on the tap as well. Check out the slap head in those pics. Good. Lord.

And perhaps a gym membership instead of lipo. Lest her backside grow to love-hewitt-ian proportions.

@LayDeeBug: Comon! Let her do the surgery! It will give me some good laughter for times to come. Besides, she's become so dumb i don't think she can read anymore, she just looks at the pretty pictures.

I think that was terrible what you guys said. Dr. West lost her life and that was a heartless comment. You should think about the thing you write before posting it. That was TERRIBLE...................

PS= Britney Spears might be reading this, but guess who ELSE is???

who?

who?

She is really stunning.. I am expecting her new music video. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich.com? I heard of this around the internet.

I hope she gets addicted to plastic surgery like Michael Jackson and Mickey Rourke.

She looks like she shops at the second hand store. And, does she buy her cloths in bulk? Those hoodies she wears constantly......With different designs and in every color in the rainbow...whats up with the hoodies? She sure is no fashion icon.......

is there any possible way to kill the spammers? can some genius trace them to where they live and wire their keyboard for at least 1 amp of electricity?

Sorry about Kanye's mother but in all seriousness, breast reduction, lipo and tummy tucks are each unto themselves major invasive surgery. To give a patient who is over 50 years old ALL THREE at once is suicide. Very stupid on the part of the dr. and Mrs. West. Kanye too, for paying for the whole damned thing.

You gotta remember the life of young starlets....if that's all you know, aging is definitely a downer even if it's just a few years. Everyone, rich or poor, has bad times in their life and lots of the times it's only worsened by their own behavior. I love Britney and have faith in her no matter what kinda mess she gets into. Take away the money and the fame, she's just a normal chick like the rest of us. One can only hope that one day she realizes just how destructive her actions are to herself and her family. That's doesn't make her a bad person, just a person that needs some help and guidance. So give her a break, people...geez...

Jimbo, you beat me to it...I was going to suggest a brain transplant. Maybe Mitt Romney's...apparently it's never been used, har har.

#34,

for this sight, really? Oh my god you people really know your own language.

It does seem odd BTW that Britney suddendly got big chested back in year 1999 or something and everyone thought that it was breast implants but now they're all saggy. I thought breast implants are supposed to get all hard and edgy with time?

59
i think she got them, then got them removed.
her size changes all the time though, and not always depending on weight.
she has been flat when she is thick, and busty when she is thin.
i think she gets on and off the pill though, that will affect them.

Fish man.... u r an asshole!

Excuse my stupidity but, Britney has implants?!? I thought her marginally attractive boobs were actually original equipment.
Can someone tell me when these implants happened?

she can't possibly think surgery is going to fix what's ailing HER... i smell bullshit.

62- i think she got some in 99 and then had them removed in 2000

That is absolutely disgusting!
1) Britney is just going through a rough patch at the moment..this is because everyone won't leave her alone! Shes got hundreds of papparazi following her every move, let her sort herself out.
2)You do not make fun of people who have died
3)You do not wish a person to die
This has gone so farbeyond the line
I don't know how you sleep at night

That is absolutely disgusting!
1) Britney is just going through a rough patch at the moment..this is because everyone won't leave her alone! Shes got hundreds of papparazi following her every move, let her sort herself out.
2)You do not make fun of people who have died
3)You do not wish a person to die
This has gone so farbeyond the line
I don't know how you sleep at night

The only real surgery she needs is a brain transplant.

Take a pill, J. Whatever your usual dosage is of ketamine or whatever.

I have no problem believing she thinks she needs surgery. That would make her not unlike millions of other American women who have various issues that they think will be made better with bigger tits, bigger ass, smaller ass, fish lips, marionette face, fugly fake hair, tan and nails, etc.

If I were her friend, I'd tell her she doesn't need surgery, she needs to stop drinking, drugging, smoking, eating fast food. She needs to get a freakin' stylist or enroll in charm school or something, to teach her how to dress and behave like a grownup. Clearly, she didn't get any of that from her parents. Hire Stacy and Clinton to tell her What Not to Wear.

25 - Actually, good ones do. If one has had the skin sagging to begin with, implants will actually look more natural. Not from personal experience but from seeing real fake tits that look really real.

Really! (haha)

J
1) Britney's rough patch is between here legs.
2) We do make fun of the dead here. Some people are at there funniest when they die (e.g. Anna Nicole Smith).
3) We do wish death upon some people. I for one will only be dissapointed by Lohan's death if it is a boring end. If she flames out tomorrow (or better yet Christmas eve) I will chuckle.
And, I sleep like a baby; at peace with myself and the world.

OK now I think you're as stupid as Perez Hilton!!!
I'm a Britney's fan and I used to love you're blog! Because you're saying bad things about celebrity and it's fun. I was even laughing at the bad things you were saying about Britney, even though I'm a huge fan! cause it was just stupid!
But this time, you went to far! Seriously!

I totally support Britney's need for plastic surgery. For some of us, you can never get enough lipo, noselift's and tummy tucks. Look what it has done for me.

Dear Britney,

If you're reading this, I just want you to know that I am only paying attention to you because I can't wait to be there when it all goes down. You gave us a scare last year when you did the whole shaving your head thing and writing 666 on your forehead claiming to be the anti-christ. I thought you were done back then, but you managed to bounce back gave us another fun-filled year of crotch shots and your fucked up life.

Thank you.

Patiently waiting for it all to end but loving every moment of it till then,
shaggy.

http://image01.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/7/2007_6_13/BritneySpears_LynneSpears.jpg

i wish her face still looked like that

http://image01.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/7/2007_6_13/BritneySpears

_LynneSpears.jpg

I don't think there is anything in this world that would make this airhead loser happy...I'm pretty sure she'll end up in the gutter, that is if she survives much longer (and survives all this surgery that she doesn't need but is the latest must have for her). How about focusing on the kids and not about herself for 5 minutes.

ok all of you shoul just back off and let har live her life how do u think she feels with everybody always atacking her yes she has made mestakes but everybody does so britney dis is for u GET A GRIP AND PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL!!!!!

ok all of you shoul just back off and let har live her life how do u think she feels with everybody always atacking her yes she has made mestakes but everybody does so britney dis is for u GET A GRIP AND PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL!!!!!

ok all of you shoul just back off and let har live her life how do u think she feels with everybody always atacking her yes she has made mestakes but everybody does so britney dis is for u GET A GRIP AND PUT YOURSELF TOGETHER GIRL!!!!!

27. Jimbo - December 6, 2007 10:13 AM

Britney needs to ask the great Oz for a brian

****

Like, a new boyfriend? ;)

if she was that concerned with her appearance she would wash her hair. Or at least get decent extensions that dont look like she's been frying bacon on her head.

if she was that concerned with her appearance she would wash her hair. Or at least get decent extensions that dont look like she's been frying bacon on her head.

if she was that concerned with her appearance she would wash her hair. Or at least get decent extensions that dont look like she's been frying bacon on her head.

Implants don't change with weight gain or loss.

So when you are chubby - the surrounding body fat obscures the implant impact, so to speak.

And when you get thin - normal breast lose fat but Implants just look more pronounced.

The was the rumour she got implant 5-6 years ago - around the time Christine Aguilara did. They all get them. Not too many young celebrities have the self esteem - or the talent - to get by on natural anymore.

And since they are so well rewarded for the fakies - not going to stop anytime soon.

If true, How is it a woman who just turned 26 needs 80K in surgeries?

What will she do when she is 30!

If she stopped eating so much shit, tried working out and developing some healthier life habits, she'd get herself back in good shape and health - and be a better mother for her kids.

What an empty peice of work she is.

to all of you people that are defending Britney, let's get some things straight.

Britney is crazy, yes we can all admit that. She's this and that blah blah whatever. She looks awful, has no talent, is throwed off, out of shape, the whole 9 yards.

Wishing her to die is not good. But for you guys that are defending her, yea it sucks that she gets attacked but she pretty much asks for it. All these dumb celebrities that have these retarded ass issues WANT the attention. So before you idiots start feeling sorry for her- don't. The constant headlines are what keep them in the limelight, and it's what they want. As long as they don't dissapear from the public eye, they are happy.

I spent 250k on plastic surgery and can't get a movie. What do you think your 81K is going to get you? I can't wait till your nose caves in just like Micheal's. Pretty soon we are going to hear that the reason you don't have custody of your children is because you have this bad habit of molesting them every time your near them.

Now all she needs is plastic surgery on her vocal chords so she can learn how to sing and not lipsync 100% of the time live.

Sorry for repeating this if its already been written...I just hate having to read through 80+ posts...

She's getting a third boob job? Does that mean she's getting a third boob?

She's getting a third boob job? Does that mean she's getting a third boob?

She's getting a third boob job? Does that mean she's getting a third boob?

Britney,

If you read this, stop smoking and clean up your skin. Every time I see a picture of you, the acne (especially around your chin) is the worst thing about your appearance. Next, your hair looks messy. You've lost the beautiful charismatic glow you used to have. The great smile, and shine of the healthy, (seemingly) happy person you used to be. And the degrading, trashy. self destructive things you do have caused people to lose all respect for you. Take an example from Whitney Houston. It's been years, but at least she's trying again. Don't wait as long as she has though. Come back while your still young. Lose the boundariless since of entitlement you seem to have. Your not queen of the universe, you have to earn back the respect of your fans. Another thing is that you may want to get out of Hollywood for a while. It's an unhealthy enironment. It's too fast paced and confusing to allow a person to clear their head and focus on what's important. You are still the great person you have always been, but you've become lost. I'm sure, in your heart that you know what is right. But you have to put the breaks on what you're currently doing and go in that right direction.

Love you always.
A fan

She just needs to go on a diet. The only plastic surgery she needs is a brain transplant.

Goggle Jocelyn Wildenstein if you want to see what plastic surgery can do to a person.
Me? I am blessed with the thin gene, hair the natural color of 24-karat gold, cheekbones that would cut through steel and a body that makes strong men fall to the ground and worship me.

Well I guess my comments won''t really help because I never thought Britney looked good, even when she was supposedly " hot" She looked fake in every way and the bad tanning did not help the aging process. Aside from your looks, I think you are a pretty useless human being. Your music blows and you have no talent.....oh and you're also a pretty shitty mom. Money cannot buy everything...sorry Shitney

Wouldn't a diet and gym membership and quitting drugs be cheaper? And as effective?

Lazy be-otch.

you would think she would be working on getting her kids back or trying to change aspects about her life... but, alas, she is not. perhaps getting some self-confidence back will help her work on her failing life...

Yup, she's willing to shell out thousands of dollars of surgery, much of it to suck the fat out of her bloated, flabby body. Yet, she still single-handedly keeps Starbucks and LA's fast-food restaurants in business. While her antics somewhat amuse me, I have actually felt bad for her troubles in recent she. But she really is dumber than shitstains. It's astounding.

AND, when you do lipoooooo, the fat that will not grow in that spot, will have to go somewhere eeeeelse. Be careful what you do Britney. You are young enough to bounce back, your skin is still elastic.

Liposuction is the WORSE thing you can do. The worse.

I know Brit, go to BIF NAKED's website and see that sista's body. She started to really work out when she was 27 and she's 37 now. Go and see, that bitch is so fierce. Look it up.....

the kanye west's mom thing was fucking low d00d
you just lost a reader

She wants that cake to fuck her mouthhole - holy shit look at her!
She skin a fucking poodle for that coat? she isn't that happy at her kids b-day, it's all about her.

She wants that cake to fuck her mouthhole - holy shit look at her!
She skin a fucking poodle for that coat? she is that happy at her kids b-day, it's all about her.

#98 worst
worse is comparative

I still can't get past the fact that 1) someone is actually TOUCHING that nasty-ass weave of hers, and 2) he is wearing more man-jewelry than any guy I've ever seen. And I'm including drag queens in that statement.

I wonder if her weave ate any of his fingers. It's gone so long without being washed it must have mutated into some horrible carnivorous beast anyway. Kind of like the thing it's attached to.

Low blow regarding the kanye line....seriously. Poor taste.

She must be in such a state of denial, otherwise who would go out looking like that ...the hair, the clothes??? Especially the hair...and if you think you're so fat why, oh why, stuff yourself in a tight, short dress that just makes you look bigger. She is so far out of touch with reality...but I think she will still go lower, because that's what it's gonna take for her to get her life together, if she can.

come on... she would not be reading this, someone would have to read it to her.

It's only a matter of time before we end up with a femal Michael Jackson on our hands here...

Pretty soon she'll be saying that she looks like Jackie Stallone because of a 'medical condition'

The creepiest part of the picture is Sam Lufti's balloon head in the background. It's practically a close-up of Brit but he still manages to squeeze himself into frame, like some louring harbinger of death.

The creepiest part of the picture is Sam Lufti's balloon head in the background. It's practically a close-up of Brit but he still manages to squeeze himself into frame, like some louring harbinger of death.

Why oh why does she put on skimpy clothes. Hello it's adding to the bad press. She has to be out of it. If Britney reads our comments, I have this to say: Britney, take out the weave (it looks really bad and fake), go inside and stay inside your house for 9 months or so and let your real hair grow out. After it grows out and is soft and real, get a stylist to get some clothes that fit you being a mom and not a slut. You do not respect yourself and the media does not respect you. If you need attention, get the right kind. Put your clothes on.. act like you care about yourself. Save your money!! You are not going to make to much more by singing and dancing. Stop it!!!

Why oh why does she put on skimpy clothes. Hello it's adding to the bad press. She has to be out of it. If Britney reads our comments, I have this to say: Britney, take out the weave (it looks really bad and fake), go inside and stay inside your house for 9 months or so and let your real hair grow out. After it grows out and is soft and real get a stylist to get some clothes that fit you being a mom and not a slut. You do not respect yourself and the media does not respect you. If you need attention, get the right kind. Put your clothes on.. act like you care about yourself. Save your money!! You are not going to make to much more by singing and dancing. Stop it!!!

Umm...dude that was kinda harsh

Umm...dude that was kinda harsh

She should go for it. In fact, I don't know why it's taken her this long! She's had a rough couple of years so it's no wonder...

RE Kanye's mom: anyone who dies during/after a purely cosmetic procedure is fair game. If you die of a heart attack or cancer, OK, not cool to make fun of you (though that won't stop some people), but cosmetic surgery? Sorry, that shit's funny. If Roseanne or Britney died during lipo, you retards would be laughing your asses off, but because it's Kanye's mom, it's out of bounds? Bitch, please. Stupid death is ALWAYS funny.

And would some of you muthafuckas learn how to spell? And punctuate? And put together a full goddam sentence? Read back over your shit before you click "Post Your Comment." Some of you sound like Lohan wrote it for you.

Also:

Your - possessive, as in "your house"
You're - contraction of "You" and "are"

Its - possessive, as in "the dog is licking its ass"
It's - contraction of "it" and "is" as in "It's gonna be a long holiday season"

ok, but what is she going to do about that rat's nest on her head? any surgery for that?

While she might be getting plastic surgery, I seriously doubt that she looks at her new pics on the internet every night. If she is critiquing her looks, she should start at her grooming habits and attire first. That would go a long way in improving her looks before ever attempting plastic surgery.

This site sucks now. Seriously, this post went way over the line. I think I'll just go to hollywoodtuna from now on.

Eat properly, shower, sleep, exercise, let your hair grow out and deal with it without that awful weave and dress properly and you have the problem solved you ditz.

Ummm... aren't we presuming a lot thinking she CAN read?!? LOL

She has a fat neck anyway, and that ugly choker necklace makes it look even fatter. I won't even comment on her hair. And why do her legs always look bruised and splochy? She's a delusionoid.

She had implants? I thought those small, misshapen things were her own. What a waste of money.

Dear Britney,

Please:

Eat some vegetables. It will improve your skin.
Stop smoking.
Drink only in moderation.
Look after your kids.
STOP GOING OUT!
Work out 4 times a week, at minimum.
Stop wearing your clothes THREE SIZES TOO SMALL JESUS GOD! You make me frustrated.
Also, choose classier clothes.

Please just-- please. Stop being such a fucking maniac. Everyone is tired of you. Go away, regain your fabulousness and come back and wow the world! PLEASE.

Love,
Me!

Hey, Britney-sweetheart? If you're reading this, and I hope to your god that you are, don't stop with the nose-job, etc. Keep going. There's this woman that changed her entire body to look like a tiger. You ever seen her? She changed her appearance through plastic surgery. That's what I want you to do.

I want you to change yourself in to another creature. What do you like? No, not a chimpanzee. Something different. Anybody can look chimp. Hell, retarded people look chimpanzee straight from the womb. What could you be? Maybe a rat? Rat's are hot. They never go out of style. No?

Okay, then. What about a Jenna Jameson? They're pretty cool. And insane looking. You'd be the hit of the after-party circuit looking like a Jenna Jameson. Think it over. You can contact me through this site if you'd like. Ficial will give you my e-mail address.

P.S. Maybe you could lose the will to live enough so that you might just die-out on the operating table? Please?

Wow that was super insensitive! I hope Kanye West does not read your site he would be devastated!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes you really cross the line trying to be funny!

Wow that was super insensitive! I hope Kanye West does not read your site he would be devastated!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes you really cross the line trying to be funny!

Another site reported that Britney helped herself to the coat she is wearing in these pictures. Her hanger-ons also helped themselves to coats (worth approximately $7000.00 each). I realize that celebrities have a sense of entitlement but this was a young upcoming designer and probably couldn't afford to give all this away. What a piece of shit she is.

a SHOWER would work wonders, Brit, if you're looking for a way to help your appearance. fuck.

Lots of news about Britney. But who knows she had a profile at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site? She had a hot video there. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. someone thought it is naughty. but I don't think so. I think it is sexy.

I believe that she's shallow, vapid, and dumb as a rock. But I'm just not buying that she cares what she looks like soooo much, or she wouldn't constantly go out in public with: no makeup, zits showing, hair in a wacked out bun with extensions showing, dumpy clothes, etc, etc; I could go on and on. But I do believe that she's about to go for all sorts of cosmetic surgeries (in addition to the ones she's already had). It just so fits her. Britney: Your life and emotions are messed up and your totally out of control? ....Fix whats going on inside your head...and stop abusing drugs, alcohol??? Nah, just fix the outside! Then everything will work itself out fine. As long as you look good, right?
I swear, if this is true, I hope they totally do a botched up job on the cosmetic procedures. No, I don't want her to kick off on the operating table or anything...I just want her to come out looking as fake and ridiculous as she is.

This picture fucking kills me. Its like a bear stalking its prey.

http://thesuperficial.com//bfm_gallery/2007/12/Britney%20Spears%20Mansion%20party/gallery_main/gallery_main-1206_britney_spears_bday_07.jpg

I lol'd

Hey Brit,

Marry me. Help a brotha out.

Kool, lets see her morph into a freak of nature like Michael, can;t wait to see what kind of weird monstrosity she becomes ...courtesy of Hollywood's "skilled" plastic surgeons.

I really wish she would just hit the gym. I miss the way she use to look.

britney, you are hot, even after all the shit that has happened

Wow, this story really bothered me, saying Britney should go to the same surgeon in which Kayne West's mom died under the knife of, that’s just sick...not funny. You crossed the line there.

why would you make a joke about kayne wests mom like that, this site used to be funny ,that was just a downer and distasteful.

Britney, happy birthday.someone just found some of your nude photos on the famous rich men seeking affair club seekingsugar.com. r u looking for a man there or someone just created a fake profile for u? I am not very sure!

Hey Britney, in case you actually READ the blogs (instead of just looking at the pictures): Your hips, abdomen, and thighs are only part of the reason everyone calls you fat. The biggest change in you over the past few years is the weight gain in your arms, back, neck, and face (probably because you'd already lipo-ed your lower half - the fat's gotta go somewhere, ya' know). Here's an idea on how to look thinner: stop eating so much and work out. Take some of that cash you were planning on dropping on a new teacup pooch or tanning bed and get yourself a trainer and a personal chef.

@#38, actually, it's a "cingulotomy" and it is bilateral (both sides of the brain). It's called that because it targets the cingulate gyrus, the small area in the brain connecting the limbic system and the frontal lobes. It's not quite like a lobotomy, which actually removed or otherwise shredded the frontal lobes (hence the name, lobotomy).

It is a "last resort" type of thing, though, and they only use it when the mental illness doesn't respond to other means (medication, psychotherapy, behavioral therapy, etc.). Since Britney hasn't even begun to take ANY steps toward dealing with her fairly obvious mental problems, I think it's safe to say that she's not likely to get a cinulotomy. Yet. (It is used to treat major depression, bipolar disorder, and obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), though, so maybe one day she might end up with a snip or two to her brain, assuming she has one in her head at all).

They are so sweet and romantic!
I was told by one of my friends that muslim matrimonial site muslimonly.com/i/registration will hold a party for muslim singles,
is it real?

She is so lovely. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site http://www.millionairematch.com/user/celebs you know it is a site for rich men to seek sexy girls..

How amazing it is
that the bevy of mouth-breathers
who still like the Brit
still defend her every move.
But really, why
would she want
those dang kids back
when she so
magnificently
succeeded
in getting rid of them,
post haste?
K-Fed fed her a line,
reeled her in
and
sucked
the life
out
of
her.
So,
she made up her mind.
Lose the husband,
the panties,
the hair
and
the
kids.
Check,
check
and double check.

Dang.

britney dont get surgery to changed urself... like ur nose is beautiful.. ur beautiful.. u just need to take better care of urself.. get rid of the weave. i think it would look hot with what u have for natural hair.. very sassy and sexy. id get a personal trainer.. because u look hot now... imagine how hot ud look if you got a trainer. ud go from a dime to a quarter. sheesh. just take care of urself. u would be suprised how quickly u get ur looks back...

britney dont get surgery to changed urself... like ur nose is beautiful.. ur beautiful.. u just need to take better care of urself.. get rid of the weave. i think it would look hot with what u have for natural hair.. very sassy and sexy. id get a personal trainer.. because u look hot now... imagine how hot ud look if you got a trainer. ud go from a dime to a quarter. sheesh. just take care of urself. u would be suprised how quickly u get ur looks back...

Brit, (you twit), lots of people wish you would just eat shit and die...I'm just sayin'.

i think so

This is nature , everyone wants to show her best to people,WE PURSE perfect WHILE IT does not exist.

She was good when she was young! I ever was one of her fans.. After grown up, she make her life messed up.. many affairs are over there about how she mislead the relationship.. the latest one is the saying about Britney joined the rich women seeking affair online service sugarmommymeet.com with an aim to find a sugar baby! What a fool girl!

She needs eyebrows. Whered they go? Pluck them, trim them, tweeze them, fill them in make them slightly darker.... then shell look less like an alien

did she [dragon mistress (Britney)] slay a poodle to get that coat?

Spammers, please die and take Britney with you.

I enjoy those highly moral beings that are so triumphed over by Ficial's joke about Kanye-momma. Now, anybody with two brain-cells to slam together knows that "Kanye-momma" death was hilarious. It's a fact. She deserves to be ridiculed not only because she's black, but because she's black, and she died from surgery that she was warned not to get. Most of us get it. The smarter of us get it.

P.S. I could be wrong about Whore being warned not to have the surgery. As a matter-of fact, after I saw that Kani's mom died I quit reading to double over in histerical laughter.

#156 Why so bitter?. Is it because Kanya knew his mon and your were just a prom night dumpster baby? Or is that just the fetal alchohol syndrome talking?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bDJ8yMtxec

THAT WAS A SICK JOKE U JUST TOLD SOMEONE THEY SHOULD DIE, U MADE FUN OF A WOMEN WHO DIED! IM NOT THE BIGGEST BRITNEY SUPPORTER BUT TELLING SOMEONE THEY SHOULD GO AND DIE IS HIDEOUS AND I HOPE THIS ISNT WHAT ARE SOCIETY HAS COME TO!

#156? Bacon? Are you asking yourself that question? Shouldn't you know where you come from? Were you? A prom-night mistake? Accidents are fun. Alright!

Wait, you do know that you were #156, right? Because if not, you just completely made yourself look like an asshole.

Ha! Nice try..

#158 I can almost smell the wood burning as your feeble mind starts to chug to life..

Ha ! keep trying...

Please excuse my racist bleatings. I was born without a scrotum and have been pissed about it ever since. And yes , my parents were cousins.

Lots of bullshit Christians on The Super today. Yeah!

#159? Right (Wink-Wink).

I know what you can do, Britney, and it won't cost you a SINGLE PENNY but, it will make you LOOK A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER... GROW SOME HAIR!!!

LOLOLOL thats so funnyyy

harha fake britneys

nice hair peace

nice hair piece

I'm pretty sorry that she's gone the way she has, she's probably among the most prettiest white girls in American entertainment, but she's obviously not taking the best care of her skin and physique. then again, niether am i, but i say we both have good looking and healthy genes compared to a bunch plain, small featured faces that cover this industry like brown on poo.

I tihnk that if she has that much money on her budy, she MUST have enough money to take parenting classes. She is a bitch and i hope shes reading this.

she is beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service
sugarmommymeet. it is a site for rich women to date young cute men.. spoil
and support them. what a slur..

Dear Superficial Writer,

I love your writing, but that letter was completely out of line. You want to write (hilarious) commentaries on Britney Spears, that's fine, but telling her to see a doctor that was very publically responsible for another (semi-)celebrity's death is not in any way humorous. I know, I can "just not read it" or I can read this as a slight on Dr. Adams, but shame on you for even remotely suggesting that she kill herself.

Sincerely,
An avid reader

Re: 115 & 116 LL,
You hit the nail on the head with your first comment, any woman who would go against the advice of several doctors for the sake of vanity is fair game. It's too bad that she died but she did have fair warning. This was major elective surgery, not a nip or a tuck.
Your second comment, thanks for that. I can think of a few celeb blogs that would benefit from that message. This is my first time commenting here and it's quite refreshing to see intelligent comments without a bunch of personal drama and flaming. Nice place you have here.

Wish someone would tell her to wash her hair.

i don't know what hapend with Britney but look nasty http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl .

What a terrible thing to say!

ohh ger a fuckin gripp on life isi !..
shes onli havin all atht dun b-cause the simple fact is every 1 is talkin about her! no1 leaves the girl alone 4 fuck sake ! she is 1 mint girl i love her soo much ! love u britt ur awsome also buitifull !!

ohh ger a fuckin gripp on life isi !..
shes onli havin all atht dun b-cause the simple fact is every 1 is talkin about her! no1 leaves the girl alone 4 fuck sake ! she is 1 mint girl i love her soo much ! love u britt ur awsome also buitifull !!

ohh ger a fuckin gripp on life isi !..
shes onli havin all atht dun b-cause the simple fact is every 1 is talkin about her! no1 leaves the girl alone 4 fuck sake ! she is 1 mint girl i love her soo much ! love u britt ur awsome also buitifull !!

You guys are sick. To use the death of kanyes mom to make a joke. Karma is a bitch. Now I wil not read your page anymore.

You guys are sick. To use the death of kanyes mom to make a joke. Karma is a bitch. Now I wil not read your page anymore.

Britney looks hot in the birthday pics. Donda West joke was not really that funny, and in fact, it's really evil to laugh about people who have died. This was a bit too much.
However, I still love The Superficial.

My immatations of Britney in these pics-
Oh are you takeing picturs.. hold on a sec let me ficks my wig.

YAAAAAY! CHOCLATE CAKE NOW I CAN GET FATTER!!!!

Ill Just pull my dress down so they don't see I relly do have a fat ass.

I hope she's going to have a brain transplant as well.

You're right I do read this site! What do you guys suggest I have done to improve my image. What hairstyle do you suggest? A cute pixie cut? I really want a brazillian butt lift and a tummy tuck. I also want vaginal reconstruction done. I need you, my fans, to help me with my makeover. Together we can rebuild my life and career. I am determined to rise from the ashes of my former self. I am not proud of who I have become, and I have done a lot of foolish things. I owe it to you all to change. With you'rs and the Lord's help, I can once again be Britney Spears. I don't know the person I have become, but I will take my life back! Peace and Love, Brit

i love her

#184-

How about peace out and hate Brit!