Dec 21 2007Vanessa Hudgens wishes she had teenage pregnancy

She is hot.

First! Although I have to admit, I don't understand why you guys think that's so impressive. All it means is that I'm sitting here like a nimrod when I should be exercising, cleaning the house, shaving the cat, etc.

What the hell? This isn't even a report. Just some stupid Editorial comment that is not even funny. Wow , Fish, bottom of the barrell. Wake up you stupid drunk and get us some scoop, not lazy ass stuff like this.

#2 - All it means is that you suck even worse for thinking you are first being second.

In other news that isn't news, Tom Cruise Loves The Zac. And I hear Zac Efron Loves The Cock.

# 3 concur, what is this crap???

what silly sunglasses...

sick of being told i look like her

you make think this post is worthless, but you are wrong. in fact, it's showing you what not to wear:
1. velor track suit
2. ugg boots
3. big fucking ugly sunglasses
4. ridiculously large purse

No pictures of chicks with sideburns please.

I wouldn't mind ole Vanessa giving me a rusty trombone.

Zac needs to use defective rubbers

The question is, Gerald, how does one deal with the guilt and the shame? (Not the rusty trombone, the being-second-not-first question.)

She is mexican hairy.

I'm a guy. There's a lot I don't understand but I do understand this girl looks very fuckable. So now I gotta hunt down zak and cut off his head and take the skin off his head and put it over mine and go over Vanessa's for dinner and then bang her like zak can't. I'll feel better then.

#2, Missy, the first step in correcting a problem is recognizing that the problem exists in the first place. And for the record, nobody thinks it's even one bit impressive, that's the paradox with the whole thing. You are now expected to never call "first" again. Especially when you're actually second. If you do you should just ostricize yourself from this site.

Hey FRIST!!! 2 things: 1) it's Friday. 2) I just gave notice at my job.

I am pretty sure that calls for doubling up on the Friday drinks. Whaddya say? TT? Jimbo?

now that she's legal, the only way she can create a sex scandal is to become a school teacher, - maybe a band instructor who seduces the entire horn section into an underage gangbang. Now that would be a scandal worthy of a Michael Moore documentary film.

This isn't even a news story. What the fuck.

That guy is fat. WHAT? It's a GIRL? Fooled me!

Damn her face is round.

Fuck, I'm so hungover. Feeling mean. I heard the cure for hangovers is pot and shopping, so I better apply myself stat.

F you chick in this story! Ahh.. better. Telling people off also helps.

Shaving the cat? WTF?

wow, Missystar = fail.

Are all the stars taught to walk with their purses that way. It always looks so fake. I don't walk like that with my purse and I'm sure the regular person on this earth doesn't. So what's with the "I'm a supermodel poses"?

#23 - If you want to be treated like a supermodel, it all starts with how you carry your purse. The next step is doing a pile of blow with Pete Doucherty.

Grrr, Superfish strikes again. My comment was for Kat #24.

Looking at these pics again, god knows why, she reminds me of a poor (and gay {Zac if that wasn't clear}) mans Jessica Alba somewhat.

Learn how to spell, #16. And lighten up, everybody!

Why doth no one comment on the HUGE FUCKIN' ELVIS CHOPS she be sportin'??

TS, Really???? Why did you quit your job???

Is that Kato Kaylen with the camera in pic #5? Either way the guy looks like a total homo, just waiting to get his shit pushed in.

Speaking of that, I would love to push Vanessa's shit in. Even while she was giving to to Zac with a strap-on.

Kat, i agree. however and unfortunately, i see chicks everyday in nyc carrying their bags like that. it's fucking obnoxious - like it too much effort to carry it? like they can't be bothered and should have someone carrying it for them? and it's always an ugly designer purse. maybe they think it brings more attention to it (or the fact that they paid too much money for a sack of leather & fabric). who started doing that because i'd like to hunt them down?

She's not pregnant. I don't care.

Judging from her beard, I think she wishes she had a razor also.

her ears are pointy!! ewww

Jazz hands!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well played, Superfish.

those sunglasses are hott. bitches.

I heard this news earlier from another place. So it is not new. It seems that people always care her life. It is said so many men are crazy to her and often share her videos at pubspa.com

There is no way that Zac could ever get her pregnant because he is a Fag, and would never DO her at any price.

I have never thought much of this girl, but I have to say that she looks very cute here!!

She looks rail thin here. Another victim of the skinny Hollywood bitch trend.

Yeah. I was reading in OK! about Zac Efron. Apparently, everytime Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have sex, Zacharious can stay hard only for a few minutes. After he becomes soft, Zachs forces Vanessa to lay beside him while he furiously masturbates to the show 'Entourage'; namely that homosexual Adrian Grenier.

Right when tiny-Zach is about to come: he stands up quicky, falls to his back, puts his feet up on to the bed's head-board and proceeds to ejaculate all over his own face. Afterwards, Zach-faggot licks his fingers and offers to make Vanessa breakfast. Every single time.

Wow,..This is very interesting and very hot
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I think im slightly insane because i've been laughing at every comment in which someone has called Vanessa Hudgens hairy. The only evidence that I can find which may indiciate she is hairier than any other "celebrity" is that she has dark hair. And if by chance you people calling her hairy are blonde with blue eyes then frankly piss off and go hail-fucking-hitler.

#22, I am hoping it is a euphemism for shaving her pussy. That is what I pictured in my mind... and for the record, she is HOT (in my mind... Farrah Fawcett breasts... circa 1973). As for the girl in this picture, she would be a nice addition to the band ZZ Top.

zac efron is gay.
doesn't anybody notice this!?

This jogging-suit is omly made for one person. And that person has a huge ass. That person is called: KIM KARDASHIAN!!
Just sexy and horny-looking.
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!

"Why doth no one comment on the HUGE FUCKIN' ELVIS CHOPS she be sportin'??"

I know you're not supposed to defend celebrities on this site, but you know, Asian and Latino girls often have hair right there, or at least it's more obvious that they do because their hair is (generally again) so dark. It's not really a thing. She's (they're) still hot.

I'm SO ready for that exception to be made now... How the hell am I supposed to get off if I can't imagine you sliding on a cock ring, throwing your legs over your shoulders and sucking your own dick? You can do that, huh DR. I bet you can.... How did you manage that? Lots of practice? Yoga? I bet you had a couple of vertebrae removed. Fuck, I want to hear about it... I need to fucking feel it.

I hate the weekends. And my own suppression. I came so freaking close to making this death metal kid my bitch yesterday. Not that I actually want that. Thank god he had to leave. Thank god he has lots of roommates crawling around. I was about to braid his long hair into pigtails and use them as handlebars.

I just may explode/burst into flames any moment now from arousal. Grrrrrr!!!

i see the "ridiculously large sunglasses" trend is still going strong...

She looks great

eww, ugg boots

I so hate the huge sunglasses and giant bag thing - what's sexy about looking like a freaking praying mantis?

This chick is pretty hot.
Though the outfit majorly sucks she is hot.
You people whining about her excess body or facial hair, which from the other pics ive seen ive seen is pretty normal, are either gay or have never gotten out of moms basement and touched a real woman.
You can keep all your lame fucking bleachers and stinky pussed natural blondes, Ill take the brunettes and reds.

Don't listen to them Vanessa, that bush is very excellent. It makes you look like at woman!!!! Don't shave that bush!!!

i want to know what she did at the "gym" wearing ugg boots and huge sunglasses....and why she looks so good for having just left the gym after a workout. lame.

She is cute!She was said to join in a millionaire dating site. I guess it may be
http://Richcupids.com
, millionairematch? wealthymen? They are the hottest millionaire sites nowadays as I know.

shes fkn hot ppl!! r all of u blind!!

#55 she isnt leaving the gym the "SUPERFISH" have fucked up and made up some bs story bout her.

u should be ashemed superfish =(

Any of you ladies know what kind of purse she's carrying?

Vanessa you go girl!

so sexy

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she is beautiful. last time i signed in www.sugarmommymeet.com and there were always many men talking about her good... you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs....and they are picky, but they still like her.

Man... I´d love to rape this little whore, and for real... Id screw her ass, she´d need assistance to stand up again.

this is lame... who cares about her... she is a nobody! Find something more interesting to write about... like the fact Lindsay Lohan has another myspace...

this is lame... who cares about her... she is a nobody! Find something more interesting to write about... like the fact Lindsay Lohan has another myspace...

i'm a girl. i'm harrier than her. :(

I dicked her with my dick.

JAZZ HANDS! OHHHHHHH, I can't help it! That term makes me crack up, every time.
And people, Mr. Superficial is "implying" that ZAC IS GAY. Which he is. I DO love the JAZZ HANDS ending. You're funny, and I mean it. Oh, SNAP! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Jill, that's a CHLOE bag I do believe, resembles the Fendi "Spyy" bag but way bigger and not chock full 'o logos. And someone needs to tell FLAVIO that he's a sick perv. But he knows that.
And no one, EVER say, "You go girl", unless you DO reside in the eighties, YOU ARE kidding, or you're a big fag.
JAZZ HANDS! Superfish, you kill me. If I thought Christmas meant anything to you, I would wish you a happy one...but I will anyway........funny stuff......................

Why is she fmous??

SHE CAN'T SING
SHE CAN'T ACT

wow...
she's good looking but she can't act.. she can sing though... and # 67...
ur a disgusting pig and a perv... ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months.... love the bag though

wow...
she's good looking but she can't act.. she can sing though... and # 67...
ur a disgusting pig and a perv... ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months.... love the bag though

wow...
she's good looking but she can't act.. she can sing though... and # 67...
ur a disgusting pig and a perv... ull most likely be in jail with in a couple of months.... love the bag though

Yum Vanessa is smoking in a velour tracksuit, all the easier to tear off and spank that ass.

PS: Vanessa it's time to step up to this!

Vanessa Whatshername knows Zac Efron is gay,right?...........Right?

Hahahahaaa...I get such a kick out of reading pre-pubescent rants (#67) about what they would do if only they weren't covered in pimples and lacked any skill required to bring a *fantastic* fantasy to life (solo-sex is not a skill!!)! This should be a lesson to all those who think every thing they read in so-called 'men's magazines' is the real deal. Hahaaaaa.....

Nice Sideburns!!!

does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?

oh my gosh why in the world do you want a baby that i heard makes you fat and and fyi you my child are NOT FAT and you never want to be trust me not that i have had a baby i've seen them and it isn't pretty just adopt please don't turn that little hot body to a faty

Id lick her butthoe!

Her nipples are pink

that line line slays me.

is the fish off 4 christmas?? :((
happy last days of 07 everybody!! xxx

hmm i like her bag...anyone know what brand it is??

Nice butt chin, Disney bitch. Do you need a razor to take care of those 'burns?

Vanessa Hudgens 's bag is pretty, i like it. do u have aome special opinion on decoration? we can share our view on my blog http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com.

Fuck I just wanna break shit apart like an ape. Goddamn I hate myself.

Ript? I may do a lot of fucking nasty shit, but I don't think I could come on my own face while somebody else watches. I mean alone maybe. Not while somebody checks me out. I'd feel to embarrassed; and I like embarrassment. But that's too strange.

And what do you say to your significant after you just finished coming on your own face? As the ejaculate is drying on your brow, what do you say? 'You wanna watch a little TV? Hey, baby, would you hand me a wash-rag? Snowball?' Too close for my taste. I'd be more than obliged to paint your face though! Wash, my dear. Exfoliate. Do you squirt? You could squirt all over me. Even if it's piss. I don't care.

Blow-me please? Real me don't say 'please'. You think John Wayne ever said please? Fuck no. He'd come inside of you then walk away. Like a man. And then he died of cancer. Like a fucking man. Cigarettes didn't beat John Wayne. He let cancer win. Like a man.

She is so cute!!
I'd love for her to stomp on my balls!
Then sit on my face for like ...a day or so!
Or longer!

that is a miu miu bag, not chloe, and doesn't resemble a spy bag at all. if anything, maybe a balenciaga with the shoulder strap.

i love her, hi ,guys ,do you have any plan for christmas? join us

I guess the next step for her is to either contract an HIV or become a prostitute--or both.

this bitch is over rated, she is nothing more than a common filipina whore.

her sideburns remind me of her bush. yum!

Elvis would be proud of those lamb chops. Goony goo goo Sasquatch!

she is so beautiful. every time i signed in "RichLoving.com" and there were alwaysmany men talking about her how sexy and pretty ... you know it is a site

93. not even a balenciaga at all, i own one.

oh and i love how this girl hasnt said anything even remotely like that but this jackass website dude thinks we dont have enough to gossip about these people already, no not at all, feed us more dude.

$67 is a dickhead. No doubt, someone had their way with you in prison.

If you type in "Vanessa Hudgens naked photos" on Google you will see a close up of her crotch, it reminds me of a mexican crab-infested forest

Abi. I assume you are girl...a very fucked up girl. Why would you even be googling naked pictures of a teenager. You dirty lesbian piece of shit. You have some mighty fucked up fantasy's. You actually bring shame to the female part of the human race. No wonder females are so inferior to males. Go fuck some other lesbian shit. Argh...you fucking piss me off...

I also apologize sincerlely for pissing on your parade #67 but shes not filipina you racist wanker.

Omg...the girl even looks amazing in sweats! SOOO jealous...

Hey, I apologize if I'm her exact age and want to compare what we look like naked. It doesn't mean I'm a dirty lesbian crackwhore, it means I've got bigger tits and a better ass than she does. And my crotch doesn't look like a scary Frodo hobbit hole

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She can't take care of her baby because she has many photo shoots and movies. Besides, she's a lying bitch!!! Zac Efron won't make a good father, either.

Yeah, she should go on Baby Borrowers to learn what it really takes to be a parent!!