Dec 7 2007Keira Knightley’s dress held in place by magic

FIST

Eat, Papa, eat

FIRST?? lol

Jesuschristalmighty, that's actually Jimbo (it's misspelled). Never thought I'd see the day.

there is a see through tanktop-ish thing underneath.

you can totally see the strings around her neck and arms.

there's no magic here LOL the top is made clearly made of nylon. the dress itself is not cute at all. poor fashion choice on her part. "flashy or trashy?" i'd have to go with "trashy"

She might just beat Bjork in the "Ugliest Dress in the Universe" Contest....

What's the big deal? Everybody knows you can dress mannequins any way you want.

She looks beautiful. That is why thin and flat will always be in fashion. You can wear that kind of dress without looking like a total whore.

TS- it's a Jimbo troll..

her skeleton is really pretty. Bet she looked better alive..

Beautiful girl, but she does not dress to flatter her figure

It's nice to sit by a crackling fire in the winter. Or to throw Keira down on the rug and listen to her crackling while you bone her.

My Peaches N Cream Barbie had the same dress! Only... she filled it better.

A true size 2.

Meh. It's just a very light sheer fabric. You can see the edges and seams along her neckline and running up her ribs.

If you melted her down, she'd be about the volume of one of Jennifer Love Hewitt's asscheek/saddlethigh spread combos. Maybe that's what the size 2 reference was.

If I had no tits I'm not sure that's the dress I'd choose to wear.

Wait, I'm a guy so I don't have tits. I can't tell if I'm happy or sad

Superficial guy . . . You're Friggen' hilarious.

I would love to see all you bashers come face to face with some of these stars you comment on. Its The Superficial's job.... But you all have no excuse, especially since you would be kissing ass if you even had the balls to interact with one if these people we love reading about on a daily basis...

She's perfect for one of those drunken, throw-her-around-the-room fucks.

#20 - kissing ass, like you did in your comment? You know, too much swallowing can be a bad thing.

Umm... the straps holding up the dress is pretty obvious. This site is really reaching for something to write about. And, oh yeah: She's a total babe.

@21 - Agreed. Ahhh the wonders of alcohol...

forget the hideous dress--wtf is up with her HAIR?

#20 Oh yeah???? I saw Ed Begley Jr. at Universal studios, and I totally yelled, "Dude, your shorts are way to big for your head!!!"

So there..

It's sad that she doesn't even have enough energy to smile in any of her pictures... But maybe that's a good thing because we'd see her stupid ugly underbite.

As an aspiring dermatologist, I would like to examine your moles, my dear!

AND I saw Michael Jackson at Disney Land and, uh, I totally didn't say anything, cause he scares the shit outta me!!

So there..

Whoever did her hair needs to be shot. It is absoltely horrible and has NEVER been a good look. Her little frame needs her to have great hair, not ugly hair, to take attention from her lack of curves. This makes her look like a little boy. Just awful.

And I really like her. Just not in that.

"total" babe? Not without a body. Pretty face, completely featureless stick-body. At a minimum, she needs that spic's photoshopped butt, plus maybe Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs (which should be taken away on principle after she turned into such a disgusting fat cow).

There is a mesh top. You can clearly see the side stitching.

So generous of you to call those "breasts"...

She's not smiling because wearing this dress doubled her weight...time for pukey pukey.

Oh!

I would KILL for boobs that small!

She's lovely!

TS where you been?

35- that's exactly what you have to do to get 'breasts' like that.....

I actually like the dress and would wear it if it were black..
And much shorter.
And more see through.

@20 I noticed you used "come face", "kissing ass" and "balls" in the same post...it's time to exit the closet and own up to your sexuality my friend.

whatever, haters! I'm beautiful and know it! You all are probably too stupid to read this. LOL!!! I just keep it real. You all would be kissing my ass!

Eek. Girl needs to hit the gym..she has no definition at all.

Oh yeah, its miss "I'm not anorexic"....riiiiight. And she thinks that she's fatter than most hollywood actresses. Good god Keira! Wake up and smell the, ah, food! Eat something gosh dammit!!!!

i like girls in all shapes and sizes.. well except fat girls
i like her face, but i hate her hair.

@20/40

Yuh...uh-huh.

@35 Why do you want boobs that small?

#35...
I agree, whole heartedly. I would do anything for boobies that small. Mine are such a burden...imagine a life without pokey, itchy bras. I envy Keira... *sigh*

42- exactly. She's so pretty, if you added pasta and bread..

Actually, I know for a fact that is the BACK of the dress. Her head is just turned 180 degrees. She can spin her head all the way around like that girl from The Exorcist. Not many people outside of Hollywood know this. In fact, she was the second choice to play that role in The Exorcist. Yeah, that's the ticket.

I'd give my left spleen to taste one of Keira's cute little boobages.

What the fuck is that? It looks like something I made in art class. When I was 5.

Hey dumbshit obvious commenters. Yes it's easy to see the straps. The first one to mention it covered that base. No need to reiiterate it.

@40, way to work the exclamation points and use words and phrases such as "haters" "LOL" "keep it real". All that wonderful prose written within a fairly incomprehensible sentence as well. You just won the teenage fucktard of the day award. Can't wait for the next Paris update. Looking forward to your post in defense of her. Stay golden!

ahahahaha!!! Auntie!! You realize that it doesn't understand anything in your post EXCEPT for LOL and haters- and it might think it really won something..

Duh! The dress stays up because it's got little straps!!! I can't believe nobody noticed that yet.

#20 ya thanks for the tip. Unfortunetly I live in Canada so the only "interacting" I would be doing with a retard like Kiera here is reviving her after she passed out from hypothermia.

Now go take your meds you crazy little ass bandit.

Magic....and fishing line....and double sided tape.... Because the poor dress obviously isn't getting any help from her boobs.

Jeez, and I think Keira is usually gorgeous. What on earth possessed her to wear this? She looks like a wedding shower game toilet paper dress gone awry.

I think they starved Bjork's "swan dress" and put the dying thing on Keira.

Oh Keira, I love thee.

#25, I agree with you, that definitely qualifies for mullet status.

Ya'll ever notice how the people who criticize us tend to claim (despite all lack of evidence) that they're hotter and smarter than we are ... clearly demonstrating self-esteem issues far greater than ours?

#53, see 5, 6, 16, 23, and 32.

Let's give it up to Ms. Bulimic 2007!!!

Aren't size 2 girls Like Keira and I sexy. I really wanted to treat you all to me in that dress but Keira hasn't been getting much gossip lately so there ya go. My size 2 fills out that dress much nicer.

she looks like she couldn't be more miserable wearing it

boobless chick! yet she's gorgeous!

She has tiny boobs (smaller than Hayden Panettiere's or even FRIST's) and an ass that's 1/100th the size of Jennifer Love Hewitt's (or FRIST's).

#8---
The 1st thing I thought of was that damned swan costume fiasco. Of course I think Keira Knightley would be more receptive to "constructive criticism" of her ensemble, than Bjork would be. Bjork would gauge your eyes out with a fork.
Did that rhyme?

Mike, stop obsessing over me, it's really embarrassing for you..

FRIST, I can't help it. You are an interesting specimen for a semen vault.

#58 a multi-colored mullet, at that.

ohhh, she's so beautiful. *inlove*
such a perfect face, where can i buy one like it? :)
the dress is hideous tough.. i mean, really horrible. pink puke at its best.

MIKE you need to go back on your meds, I think you are losing it..

I need to go back on my meds too. Not because I'm losing it, but well, I just like meds....

I think she's a good actress and very pretty. She sounds stupid when she talks though...but that is totally forgiveable. BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...learn how to dress!!!! That dress is not doing her any favors. Neither are the new bangs. She is lovely, but could be sooo much better. Please fashion fairy, please help the lady pirate!

Did ssssomebody sssay ssssemen vault?!?

It looks like her giant head has been twisted around backwards!

@27...

but don't you know that you're much more alluring and mysterious when you don't smile in photos? She's still trying to milk the ingenue thing.

I like the concept of the dress, but the flow of the fabric is kind of awkward... Liking the bangs though. If they weren't so trendy right now, I'd consider it!

Something round and appealing, on a stick. Turn her sideways and put her on the hors d'œuvre tray.

I can't believe nobody noticed that her head looks like it's turned around 180 degrees! And obviously there are straps on that dress, nobody saw that either! Geez!

Her skin is perfect, her bone structure is perfect, I don't mind the small breasts... Then why does she make my dick shrivel into my belly as if I'm standing in five feet of ice water?

Ladies, here is how to do unhealthy. Let this let be a lesson to you. Jennifer Love Hewitt went unhealthy by packing on the pounds. Keira went unhealthy be being too thin. Guess which one is hotter.

fucking stringbean

Alan- are you saying anorexic is hot? I'm just wondering.

Bjorks dress designer tried again...

Failed miserably.

Little boys shouldn't wear dresses...

funny comments, fish

#80- I'm saying anorexic is hotter than overweight. Neither is my first choice.

Dessicated skeletons for the loss. If you find this attractive, you're a homo. Women have, oh, I dunno, breasts and hips and periods for God's sake. To bang this one, you need to wrap her hip bones in nerf to keep from being impaled and use Armor-All on that cooch before the slime (the closest thing to moisture that gash will ever produce) could develop.

i dunno #85
i mean, breasts don't make a woman, a vagina does.
sherri shepard of the view has a large chest, i would do keira first.
women come in all shapes and sizes.
i think she has beautiful eyes.
i think chyna doll looks more like a man and she/he has large boobs.
she is alil too skinny, but atleast she is light enough to straddle you in the shower and do it standing up.

... i kinda wouldn't mind doing that with her.

I think she looks pretty here. It looks like she bathed, which is unusual for her.

I prefer women that look like little boys. not sure why...

Looking like you're starving is the new black...,

WOW!! She has enough make up on to make anyone look good.. Wonder what she really looks like. Fugly for sure

She looks like a breadstick from Olive Garden. Eat a freaking cheeseburger Keira! Skin and bone chicks make my skin crawl and me not want to bone them!

Oh yeah, remember Pearl Harbor!
Hiroshima, Nagasaki BOOM! BOOM!

Keira looks good on whatever she wear, she knows how to bring it

glamorous!!!

Very nice little breasts. Subby, you fail ... oh wait, this isn't fark. woops.

# 84 alan - thanx. Although I'm not anorexic, I'm very skinny (to the point where I have no boobs - just like Keira, no hips and no ass, plus I'm only 5'3). And I hate my body, I'm 26 but I barely look 15. men who are attracted to me are pretty much pedophiles, they live out their sexual fantasies with me (believe me it's not just a guess, but I don't want t go into details). If I could choose I would choose Jennifer Love Hewitt's bod 100 times over my hideous body (or lack of thereof). I love winter because I wear long and puffy jackets and because I 'm a pretty girl guys hit on me. I mean men who love REAL women, not creepy pedophiles. So yeah, I WOULD RATHER BE LIKE JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!!!!! because that's what most men prefer.

oh wait, i just looked at KK's breasts closer - mine are even smaller. imagine that :(((

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Oh Keira - put some clobber on love, PLEASE. Can someone get her a jacket or something to cover her up.

I love the hair style or cut she has going on. She looks really pretty in these photos.

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looks like someone dipped her in glue and threw a curtain at her

Did she get separated from her parents? What is she looking for?

i love flat chested chicks they work harder in bed,,,and the way they hide their chest is very arousing!!!

Gorgeous!

good

good

not too bad

not too bad

you know,
some people are just naturally thin. for some people, it has nothing to do with how much you eat. it's called fast metabolism. my body is the same way. i'm 5'8 and 107 lbs, and i eat like there is no tomorrow. being thin does not always mean someone is killing themselves. she's little, but so what? why can't she flaunt her body just because others think she's too skinny?

she looks great.

great mustache.

love her ,, natural beauty

DID YOUR TITS WENT FOR A WALK AND ARE THEY EVER COMING BACK!!
Just everybody is able to look precisely like her: JUST DON'T EAT AND SHIT ALOT!!

111: I agree.

I don't care that she's thin, she always looks so striking and beautiful. It looks like a natural thin to me, not a starvation thin.

She needs to pump up her body as big as her head.

Why does she always have a look on her face that suggests Gretel watching Hansel get pushed into the witch's oven?
Why?

i think she was trying to look like that dummy bjork in the swan dress get up,...both times this was tried and failed if it was the same designer from bjork that did this dress too he/she should be hung out to dry and stabbed several times with a pitch fork and tattooed on thier face should read: I WILL NOT MAKE PEOPLE BUY OR WEAR MY STUPID SHIT EVER AGAIN,... I M SORRY AND I WILL GO HANG MYSELF NOW,.. FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. like a thousand times or until space runs out,...take it out of your closet and burn it.please!

i think she was trying to look like that dummy bjork in the swan dress get up,...both times this was tried and failed if it was the same designer from bjork that did this dress too he/she should be hung out to dry and stabbed several times with a pitch fork and tattooed on thier face should read: I WILL NOT MAKE PEOPLE BUY OR WEAR MY STUPID SHIT EVER AGAIN,... I M SORRY AND I WILL GO HANG MYSELF NOW,.. FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT. like a thousand times or until space runs out,...take it out of your closet and burn it.please!

FAT.

Piggy needs to stop eating. How do you expect to get work when your a beached whale.

Her figure with this dress is beautiful. But her breast is too small. If she can often go to pubspa.com, she’ll get more popular.

You stupid woman!! YOU FORGOT YOUR TITS AFTER SWIMMING, they're still at the pool you dumb ass!!

Pretty girl, baaaaad dress....

Do I smell some deleted entries? What happened to the suspenders pics that was a seperate entry?

Id rather do Jennifer Love Hewitt

wow...so men really are into anorexic chicks. And they are fascist about people who are overweight... I guess boney IS the new black. And just for the record if the men on this site was all there was to choose from ...I'd go gay.I have big natural breasts so I guess that makes me fat in some way that only you people can decipher

anorexic? thin does not necessarily anorexic. just like thick does not necessarily mean one who overeats.

anorexic? thin does not necessarily mean anorexic. just like thick does not necessarily mean one who overeats.

#126

One difference between typical women and men is that women often prefer gossips to sex, whereas men are supposed to be the other way around. So, if the men writing comments on this site had women to have sex with, they wouldn't have wasted their time on this site.

I.e., you choose well, if no other women want to have sex with them, why should you?

The nipple-covering parts seem to be sewn onto a very sheer top. I can see the seams. I think all women's clothes, by law, should be made out of this sheer material. Of course, I could be wrong about the sheer material in Keira's dress and those seams I see could be where her head and arms are attached to the torso

Speaking of dictionaries:

It's "posthaste"--one word; and it's impossible for something to protrude "into" anything.

Come on. All you have to do is write a few slightly humorous sentences about pictures of celebrities. Can't you manage even that?

am i the only one who thinks she's HOT! ?

oh, her dress is so special , haha, my friends on casualpal.com think she is the most beautiful girl in the world.

I'd say, nice and sweet. BUt not sexy

I don't get it. Keira usually manages to look great (if she finds a dress to complement her way too thin figure). But right now she looks like a 5 year-old that decided to give herself bangs with one of those little, plastic sciccors and put on her fairy princess outfit to go to a party.

I mean scissors.

Wow, what an amazing dress and her body looks great. I'll buy her boobies if I get to touch them!

I hope she doesn't shave her pussy. Can you imagine how think the hair on her pussy would be, yum!!!

She has tits like a twelve year old boy. No thanks.

Combined with her ugly teeth and phobia of foods she is a real catch!

has anyone noticed that she has the same expression in each one? its like she wants us to think hey, that girl has a really nice profile.

Now this is better. Cute, conservative, clean, innocent... this is the face for me to Xplode on. Screw foofy poofy permed hair. I love Keira... we should b 2gether. I like flat chix, look at my ex. Better than moo-moos any day

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beautiful woman, you are making a great thing! did you joined seekingsugar.com, a site for rich men to date sexy women? I just found so many people here are taling about it these days! I need the answer from you!

She's beautiful and sexy. But is she lonely? I seem to see her profile on a celebrity dating site www.richloving.com She has a great profile with attractive photos there. What is she looking for there? Date, love, or friends...? omg, can't believe it.

Wow, that dress is made of awesome.

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What do you all guys have with boobs? Ok, they're fun to play with, but.. have you ever seen the rest of her body? Are you trying to make me believe that you wouldn't do some up and down dance with her *because she has little boobs*??
You know, I'd really, really, really would want to see all of your girlfriends (mine included, and she has big tits), standing at her side and then decide who to make sweet sweet love with for a couple of days, or even better weeks. It would be a preety easy decision, you know.

Big Boobs gives me more attraction! She's pretty tough!

she looks SOOOOOOO HUNGRY!!!!

i like her hair very muCh but.. BooBss?? wheRe aRe uu???????

she is nice but where are her busts? I just see a plain and nothing else except the pretty dress.....God, forgive me..