Dec 10 2007Amy Winehouse, you, uh, got something on your sleeve
While News of the World published an open letter this weekend from Amy Winehouse’s mother begging Amy to come home and get help, the troubled singer has taken to cramming a van full of random shit and walking around with cocaine on her sleeve. I’ll assume it’s so people know she’s completely blitzed out of her skull 24/7. And just to make extra sure they get the point, Amy has developed a habit of publicly gawking at magazines like Gollum seeing the One Ring. Except, in this case, that’s a slap in the face to Gollum.

Reader Comments
1. Dave - December 10, 2007 9:33 AM
first
2. ineedyourmagic - December 10, 2007 9:35 AM
Sporting this season's new look - crack finger
3. Amy's lighter - December 10, 2007 9:39 AM
To expand:
The Crack Finger. Users burn rocks with a cigarette lighter at an angle which discolours the fingers and makes the lighter plastic melt against the skin.
(Popbitch.com)
4. sicasso - December 10, 2007 9:44 AM
crack maiden from auschwitz looking for something she will never find: her dignity.
5. Ascil - December 10, 2007 9:45 AM
This singer is...a disgrace!!! Damn u #1 n damn you too Amy!
6. Jeezy - December 10, 2007 9:46 AM
What a dirty bitch.
7. D. Richards (Scum.) - December 10, 2007 9:48 AM
Contrary to what Mr. Ficial has stated, the white substance featured on Amy's sleeve is actuality the dried semen of Mrs. Winehouse's drug lord, Franky. Franky does more for his female clientele if the girls blow him. He's a nice guy.
Anyway, check that fucking mouth out. Ugh.. Could you imagine tonguing that maw in pleasure? Not me! God no. You go, Blakey! It's ironic really. Winehouse creates such beautiful art with her throat-and mouth, yet her mouth is a rotten-fest of wooden looking teeth decaying out of her septic-I-haven't-brushed-my-teeth-since-I-got-hooked on junk sewer mouth. Ironic.
8. fiona mango - December 10, 2007 9:51 AM
i bet her vag smells like spam.
9. Lal - December 10, 2007 9:56 AM
I dunno, it looks more like she wiped her nose on her sleeve.
10. RichPort - December 10, 2007 9:56 AM
You judgemental fucks! She's researching for a song she's writing called "Yayo is okay-o when it's on my sweater sleeve everyday-o"? You people will never understand the arts.
11. Superbad - December 10, 2007 9:58 AM
when is her overdose scheduled to happen?
whipe your coke nose with your sleeve..no one will notice
12. ella - December 10, 2007 10:02 AM
You bitches, she's sooo damn hot, wouldn't kick this bitch out of my sack
13. Auntie Kryst - December 10, 2007 10:03 AM
I love the picture with her carrying a tarp and a can of paint. That is just some first class cocaine craziness. Who doesn't feel the need to repaint their kitchen during a coke fueled bender? I wonder if she does midnight yard work too? My lawn is knee deep in leaves, and they are not going to rake themselves.
14. wrong - December 10, 2007 10:07 AM
OMG thats flour on her sleeve, she was baking DUH.
15. Penitent Tangent - December 10, 2007 10:08 AM
this chick needs some serious help...
but then again she doesn't kick puppies like I do...
aww shit i need help too.
16. Jimbo - December 10, 2007 10:14 AM
@12 you are a strange person if you think Amy is hot.
17. Kathleen - December 10, 2007 10:14 AM
Stop writing about this woman.
Honestly, she's so unattractive that I just can't stand looking at her pictures. At least put up pictures of good looking people.
No one wants to see this!
18. D - December 10, 2007 10:19 AM
Hmmm, the substance on her sleeve looks a lot like the substance found all over Monica Lewinsky's clothes during the 90s. I wonder if Monica was doing coke as well...
19. GBA - December 10, 2007 10:20 AM
Amazing...I saw she had a personal blog on MEETRICH.COM, a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture. She is trouble girl, I think.
20. ella - December 10, 2007 10:21 AM
#16, have you ever heard of "sarcasm"?
21. Holly Cost - December 10, 2007 10:28 AM
That's not coke, it's MAGIC JEW PIXIE POWDER! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
22. havoc - December 10, 2007 10:37 AM
Could we possibly just skip all reporting on this individual and just have one big report when she dies.
Mkay? That'd be great.....
.
23. RichPort - December 10, 2007 10:45 AM
#13 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...
#19 - I think you need to refill your prescription of Fukoffendie. Side effects include headaches, diarrhea, menstrual cramos, nausea, crotch itch, promoting idiotic websites and lack of humor. Please, feel free to double your does.
24. RichPort - December 10, 2007 10:46 AM
I of course meant cramps and dose.
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS
25. Lady Zombie - December 10, 2007 10:46 AM
Gah! Enough with the pink ballet slippers.
I heard that a family of rats and opossums live in her hair.
Any truth to that?
26. Jimbo - December 10, 2007 10:48 AM
@20 Ella, no what is it?
27. woob - December 10, 2007 11:17 AM
I'd hit that shit like a ton of bricks. KA-FUCKING-POW! In the teeth. Sing me a song Amy you crazy ass porker.
28. DeepFriedJesus - December 10, 2007 11:25 AM
#13 your thinking of meth. Real coke heads just want to sit around talk endless shit and do more blow. Way to paranoid to be painting anything.
29. What's Up Doc - December 10, 2007 11:37 AM
She looks just like a young Jerry Lewis in the "Nutty Professor."
30. roastbeef - December 10, 2007 11:48 AM
disgusting hag
31. steve - December 10, 2007 11:50 AM
Those frigging ballet slippers! They are to Winehouse what the boots are to Britney. Imagine taking a sniff of either...it'd be the last thing you ever did.
32. POWERGIRL - December 10, 2007 12:17 PM
Her mom is right - she needs to go home
33. Bag-o-fun - December 10, 2007 12:37 PM
Mmmmm nothing like concave ass to wake you up in the morning.
Put away your spine Amy, and pull your goddamned pants up until you grow some proper ass cleavage. All that snorting must have created a vacuum that sucked her backside right into her body.
Oh wait, I know where it went! There it is, in her hair. That explains the smell. Mystery solved.
34. p0nk - December 10, 2007 1:12 PM
somebody should inform Amy that when it comes to huffing paint, buying a gallon of interior latex enamel is NOT buying in bulk. Try the Metallic Gold, amy!
35. mink - December 10, 2007 1:34 PM
don't stop writing about her! boo #17
36. MJ - December 10, 2007 1:44 PM
#33 said it all for me!!! LOL. *singing* They tried to make me go to rehab, I said NO NO NO." You now what is uber cool about this chick?? She is actually staying true to her music!!! LMAO. I'm a freakin genius.
37. eastcoastgirl - December 10, 2007 2:00 PM
Does she not own a mirror? Every time you see her she looks worse than the time before. I wish she would listen to her mother.
38. put the ugly people in the back - December 10, 2007 2:49 PM
I fucking hate disgusting waste of skin pieces of shit like this. Fucking pathetic druggie. Her little "I'm in denial" shit is so fucking old. Cuff that bitch and throw her ass in jail already. It makes me sick how healthy people destroy their bodies when so many people are sick through no fault of their own. If you took all the energy that is wasted on helping drug addicts and put it into cancer or aids research we may well have had a cure by now.
On top if it she's so fucking ugly, I never realized how ugly a person can be when they aren't even overweight. The sight of her makes me so sick to my stomach. I really hope there is a shitload of karma on it's way to her. Your little hubby stuck in jail for Christmas is only the begining of your undoing freak, you did all this to yourself and it's only going to get worse.
People rarely win in this situation, the few strong ones who take responsibility they get out of it and become better people but, the rest the ones living in denial they just sit there drugged up and watch helplessly as they loose EVERYTHING. Have fun loser and don't expect any pity when it all comes crashing down.
I'm fucking sick of pieces of shit like this ruining the world.
39. gack69 - December 10, 2007 4:18 PM
You go, #38!!! I couldn't agree more. This bitch is such a waste of space. And it's really a shame because she does (did) have talent.
40. justtheobvious - December 10, 2007 5:55 PM
Isn't she going to star in the new "Faces of Meth" movie? Whats she doing mixing the drugs? Maybe the Coke will be in the sequel.
41. andrew - December 10, 2007 6:51 PM
ok, so this chick's walking around with what many believe to be cocaine on her sleeve, her nostrils, snorting it at concerts, etc.
why haven't the police busted down her door and nailed her yet? there's more than probable cause, here. i could understand letting her go if she were attractive or talented in the slightest, but let's face it, Paris Hilton's STD farm probably looks and sings better than this coked up chick.
42. julee - December 10, 2007 7:53 PM
naughty woman. A guy disclosed her naughty personal life to interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site. so amazed
43. chenush - December 10, 2007 8:30 PM
please stop all the antisemic comments.
its kind of insalting for me, Amy probably not a real jew anyway.
Im not even sure she's a real human, that poor thing.
44. Kristen. - December 10, 2007 8:56 PM
WTF? Why even bother with posting pictures of crackwhore? She scares me. She is a fucking mess....
45. t.greem - December 10, 2007 10:02 PM
Amy is no good and many people are talking about her joining on seekingsugar.com, where the stupid woman wants to find a rich man for sugar daddy!! I just feel sad!
46. gerard Vandenberg - December 10, 2007 11:24 PM
GEEEE, this is almost toooo sad to talk about. The only thing I'm saying is:
- LOOK AT HER HANDS
- LOOK AT HER EYES
- LOOK AT HER WRISTS AND ARMS
- TRY TO FIND HER "BELLY"
Give her mental condition some thoughts and conclude!!
47. gee - December 11, 2007 12:59 AM
i am not sure if she has changed her jeans within the past week i mean there are stains all over them
or those slippers shes trying to pull off as shoes
48. Tom - December 11, 2007 1:09 AM
I literally have never seen a picture of her with her mouth closed.
49. bdizzy - December 11, 2007 2:58 AM
Amy I love you. Please get help.
50. dbizle - December 11, 2007 3:01 AM
Sseriously you cant blame all of this on amy. How the fuck can her managers or producers or whatever stand by and watdch her self-destruct like this?
THEY are the ones that are gonna go to hell.
51. Scooter Magoo - December 11, 2007 9:44 AM
It's paint. She's carrying a paint can.
52. lulu - December 11, 2007 11:59 AM
THIS CHICK LOOKS LIKE SHE'S DYING!
53. Shallo Val - December 11, 2007 4:12 PM
50 - and what can they do, huh? Kidnapping and holding hostage is against the law.
Christ, the comments on these pages....
54. LayDeeBug - December 11, 2007 4:17 PM
43 - it's comments like yours ("insalting???") that make people make more comments.
What's a Jews favorite wine? "I wanna go to Miaaaaaaami." Or in Amy's case, "I need a new crack steeeeeem."
And yes, she is a Jew. Stupid.
55. liar - December 11, 2007 10:13 PM
Is she a vampire?
56. Barbie - December 12, 2007 6:59 PM
ick...what a crackhead
57. Emily - December 13, 2007 5:24 AM
She needs help. A LOT OF HELP.
58. Hope - December 13, 2007 10:15 AM
idiot
59. pinkdate.Zu5.net - December 15, 2007 12:29 AM
is she a manikin , I see her naked pics at http:/pinkmingle.com .? somebody knows about her more? giving details, please..LOl
60. seth - December 17, 2007 2:55 PM
At least she doesn't act like a robot, or cap on people she doesn't know. I like her -- she's got a light inside her that few people have. If it burns out early, well, at least she recognized it and used it for something. I don't give a rat's ass if she does drugs. People that do drugs are more human than most -- drugs lessen the severe feelings that people with empathy and depth of soul feel when confronted with things like the horrors of reality TV, or Dennis Miller becoming a sycophant. She's an interesting chick (you wouldn't be here if she wasn't), and I for one support her, and even though I don't know her, I kind of love her.
61. laurel - December 17, 2007 4:26 PM
IF ALL OF YOU ROBOTS WERE MORE LIKE HER. THEN MAYBE THE WORLD WOULDN'T BE SO FVCKING DREARY!!!!!!!!!!! (& AT LEAST SHE HAD A LIFE -- UNLIKE ALL OF YOU.)
62. E. Honda - December 17, 2007 4:28 PM
I agree. You people are robots. Take some drugs already, you pussies.
63. Stinky - December 17, 2007 4:31 PM
Don't get help. You RULE!!!!
64. (I live inside Amy Winehouse's head) - December 20, 2007 2:56 AM
I've been living here since I saw the vacancy sign but really I gotta get me another place. The rent was only $2 bucks but this fucking bitch is fucking crazy, I tell you. The smell from that ball of hair up top gags me and it fused with her brain so now I can see and smell it right inside here. I can't take it anymore so I'm writing this help me note that says,"Let me the fuck outta here bitch! that I'm gonna push out of her nose when she finally falls asleep...hopefully someone will see it fall out and won't be too scared to pick it up because they think its nose parts or crack... because I really am trapped in here...I could run out when she opens her mouth to snore but I'm scared to run across those sharp, jagged teeth...I could cut my feet and end up with gangrene from the unsanitary conditions and have to have my feet cut off or I could get stuck up against the putrid rubbery flesh of her lips for the rest of my life...(shiver)...There's so much to consider...what if she starts chewing me like a piece of gum???? I suppose eventually she would spit me out....that may be my only hope...that or she could inhale and swallow me and I could come out the othe...ther...sigh.....moving here was such a bad, idea...,
65. tikigurl - December 30, 2007 11:12 PM
look at her hands and you can see where she shoots drugs into her veins...never mind whether that is flour or coke