Dec 6 2007Amy Winehouse nominated for six Grammy awards

Amy Winehouse received six nominations for the 50th Annual Grammy Awards today. She was second to Kanye West who received eight nominations. Reuters reports:

Winehouse, 24, was nominated in all four of the top categories: record of the year, album of the year, song of the year (a songwriter's award), and best new artist.

It’s too bad Amy Winehouse has absolutely no idea what the hell a Grammy is, but it’ll be fun to see her perform. I wonder if they can get her to duet with Britney Spears. Could you imagine? Ten bucks says the Earth opens up and Satan pops out to apologize. “Sorry,” he’ll say. “I went way overboard with these two. I was drinking, playing some online poker and not really paying attention. Can you believe the blonde one had kids? Wow, didn’t see that coming. It’s cool though. I’m going to take these two back to hell with me and, I dunno, toss them in a lake of fire or something. I’m so original. Toot-a-loo!" And that’s how the devil saved Christmas. The End.


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FFIIRST dickheads

i think she's a good artist. too bad she's cracked out

FFIIRST dickheads

FFIIRST dickheads

So maybe this will shut up all the morons who say "who's this chick"? Probably not, actually...can they count to six?

who the fuck is this crack whore.....why is the grammy's handing out awards to this whore.... shit .. might as well give little richard one too .......lol

I wouldn't have said 24. 400 maybe...

How can she have been nominated for all these Grammy's when she can't even get through a set without being booed off the stage?

I wouldn't have said 24. 400 maybe...

How can she have been nominated for all these Grammy's when she can't even get through a set without being booed off the stage?

I wouldn't have said 24. 400 maybe...

How can she have been nominated for all these Grammy's when she can't even get through a set without being booed off the stage?

...really hairy arms too.

How are her eyes THAT white??? She probably drinks more than I do (maaaybe) and my eyes are never that white. Are they real? I know her boobs are real, because they are gross. I know her face is real because my lunch came back out..

She's fine, she just needs a little photoshopping.

Here's the "still hot" Cindy Crawford without it. Must be "bad angles." Enjoy.

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that was hilarious fish...love the devil's remarks...crazy devil!

that was hilarious fish...love the devil's remarks...crazy devil!

She's talented. Too bad she won't live past 25.

Ugly white chick who can sing like nobody's business, when she isn't incoherent from the chemicals she injests. She reminds me of another ugly white chick who could sing like that - Janis Joplin. Let us hope and pray she doesn't meet the same fate, but it is not looking good, she is spinning out of control.

heehee, that was pretty fricken funny, fish guy. Why can't we get a little more of that humor again and again?! No more of this "look at my amazing abs of steel that could crush JLH's ass, etc,etc" garbage.

This chick blows.

No talent.

16, I've practically taken a beating for this before, but Janis Joplin couldn't sing. You forgot about the plethora of "ugly black chicks" who are on the charts these days, despite the fact that they can't sing (thank you, pro tools, for making up the difference!).

Dude, is that an English Beat blouse she has on? That shit is ill steez, yo.

Her record's damn good, but when she takes her hair down, gophers and ants and shit come falling out of it.

One gramme or six grammy?Are you sure the spelling is right?

That's the "I've been on a run for five days and don't know what the fuck is going on" look. It's almost sympathy inducing.

Almost

18 - yeah, big white clouds of crack smoke.

Crackhead or not, she IS talented!

Hmmm,i'll bet she'll be in heaven with six grammy.

Crackhead or not, she IS talented!

wow, six grammys. Not bad for someone who is completly unknown outside of the USA/UK.

That track mark on her left arm is gettign redder and redder all the time. I didn't really realize she was shooting up THAT much. Actually, she's probably mainlining the coke by now.

wow

THE BANANNA IS BACK


BITCHES

THE BANANNA IS BACK


BITCHES

Nice track on her left arm..

Bitch needs to share

This is why I don't watch the Grammy's. It is a load of crap and the bands that put out quality music get ignored every year for crap like this

No needle marks. There are plenty of other good stuff that does not leave a mark..

Example - Michael Bolton almost never wins.

Jimbo you'd watch the Grammys if all the bands had to have strippers on stage with them.

She looks like she'd be ready will and able to give deepthroat/puking blowjobs.

NO MORE AMY WINEHOUSE pictures/stories... PLEASE!!!!

Damn it man, that's not how it goes!!! Hicks wants his rock stars dead. He'd be surfing on the lake of fire with Amy for sure. Suck Satan's cock!!!!!

Britney's going to heaven, with all the other shitty music.

PS= I want the animal lover back. More beastial porn, Ds. My extrance into hell will be secured, dammit.

She must have injected so much heroin that she needed a forearm transplant. Looks like the donor was a silverback gorilla.

@33 & 34 Hey troll, your ball rolled on the freeway. You need to go get it

Good comeback Jimbo! Everybody's a winner!

The fact that you guys really don't know her from anything else other than sleazy paparazzi shots and news from her drug addiction just shows how little you know about today's culture. She is one of the most influential singer/songwriters of this decade, her voice is phenomenal. It sucks though that she seems to be throwing it all away, in 10 years she could be so much better.

I was gonna see her last summer here in Finland, but sadly she cancelled an hour before the show.

She redefines "Looks like ASS"

The award she SHOULD be queued for should be "Most Likely to Carry SERIOUS STD"

Foul sex can be really hot.

I don't know much about this woman, but does anyone know if her parents were primates, and if so, what type? Thanks in advance.

Ted from LA

And BTW, I don't see anyone making fun of the really spaced out musician guys who have been destroying their lives with drugs and looking like shit for years. Boohoo, so she doesn't look like your ideal woman and boohoo, she's got troubles. She's an artist - the best ones have always been fucked up.

The great thing about her nomination is that it'll boost her sales so she has more money to spend on drugs! Wheee!

Looks like Tess has one finger on the dial and one finger on the bean

Husbands in jails are replaceable (unless it's me ofcourse).But a giant music career is once in a life time opportunity.Oh,just sayin.

holy shit she's fucking scary looking

How much is Kanye gonna bitch and whine when he doesn't win this year?

I'd love to lick all the sweat, oils, and pimple oozings off of every bumpy stretch-marked inch of her deflated waterbottle boobs.

@47 And my troll has the other 3 up her ass. How soon before you die troll??

She does too know what a grammy is (not good grammer, but grammy)!
How about a grammy of "coke"? Get it? Grammy of coke. Is this on?

Amy staring "you want more crack uhhhh and this time you want to jump infront of the bus"

My troll is not funny. I can see how people would mistake it for me..

She's gonna win and we're going to have another opportunity to make fun of Kanye for crying like a baby, sweet.

Is she Claymation?

Wow! Grammies, man. Winehouse was nominated for gaggle of Grammies. Big news. Absolutely huge. I take back everything I've ever said about Amy. She must be something. Like a true artist. She was nominated for Grammies. Fuck, that means something. I mean, just look at the people that win those awards. They're the real thing. Wow. I'm impressed. I had no idea. Go public.

Those are some hairy fucking arms.

I'm too cool for Grammies. Like seriously hardcore and underground. No one even knows who the fuck I am, man.

I'm sorry, they DO know who I am but I'm like, too cool to care. I mean, high. Too HIGH to care. Hey did you notice how high I was?

No wait... wrong again. I meant sarcastic. Not high. Being high doesn't make you witty. People only like you if you are the master of dark sarcasm.

She will probably win some of the awards. Hopefully she will live that long.

She looks like a crack-head tran-sexual

I have no idea what her music sounds like, but she looks like a freakin' train wreck. Who'd have thought that someone who looked like that would be singing the blues? It's a shocker, I tell you.

I wish her arms were hairier. Then I'd really be happy. Like, ready to stalk her happy. Maybe she would sell me a lock of her arm hair...

Okay, when she sings in the studio, I hear her records, I'm sold. When Is ee what's making all that great sound, I get goggle eyed, forget to breath and fall backwards and roll eight hundred yards - what is that copperskinned Canaanite with the cartoons on her arms and tattooed eyewear allowed out of her enclave, she's scaring the albinos and I hear the Alans and Swabians may invade Helvetia unless they take back this Nazarene faux Egyptian from Shoal - my gawd, look she's about to splode onto crabs like that bitch Calypso from Pirates Of The Caribbean - run away, quickly, run away!

Please, Britney wishes she was in Amy's league. Amy is really talented, her personal life is just one big trainwreck.

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Haggard, disgusting, cracked-out, greasy, putrid, rancid, tainted, reeking, foul, rank...the list goes on about this woman...

GROSS!

What in the lfying fuck does she do with her eyeliner? Does she sprout wings from her eyes and fly around at night from cokehouse to cokehouse?

Lol nice comment, bet those 2 would only agree in something, that is getting drunk and running around naked with their bare ugly bodies..

I hope she performs and looks exactly like she does in that picture, and just scare the fuck out of everybody.

Yaeh her parents were primates - people are primates - hello slept thru science cless eh? And YES the bitch can sing better than most anyone on the radio these days.

Does she have any idea how digusting she is?

Damn. Bitch looks like Alexis Arquette in drag!!..... only Alexis looks a tad better.

i really do seriously have no idea who this is. recently she's been on superficial a lot... but when exactly is it that she became famous? early 2007? or 2006 !?

JESUS CHRIST, how many POUNDS of NOSE-CANDY did you sniff. I think if you were a man you walked a few day's and nights with a STIFF DICK!!

If Amy Winehouse wins one single grammy i'm going to barf.

Re #16 -- Come on, sunshine, her singing makes Janis Joplin sound like Cleo Laine. Grammy screws up again, big time, but you can bet your ass I'll be watching if she's part of the show, I don't want to miss the chance of seeing history being made.

It’s cool!
Does it a massage or spa room? So pubspa.com is a good place for you!

Haloween in December?

She is so specil.Last week I get more secret infornation about them at RichLoving.com But I can not sure it is ture.

She is so specil.Last week I get more secret infornation about them at RichLoving.com But I can not sure it is ture.

poverina!!!!! mi fà tanto pena!!!! mi dispiace per lei!!

Winehouse want brains!

When I saw this on the news yestreday, my only thought was that this is exactly why no-one takes the Grammys seriously. I mean, fuckin' Kanye West and Amy Winehouse?!??

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Jeez! The head of my cock begins to burn just at the sight of her. DON'T LOOK INTO HER EYES!!!!!

Holy shit, her arms are hairier than mine!

wanna piece of me??! - Amy

#12 Melissa,
Cindy Crawford was born in 1966. She has been taking care of her body all her life. There is no reason that she could be anything else than "still hot". You don't fall apart when you're 40. (Unless you eat American junk food, or get cancer). The pictures you just mentioned must be photoshopped. There are too many wrinkles on her body for a 40 year-old woman. I do not believe what I see.
I don't understand what's wrong with you people. Why do you so much want people to be old at 30. It means what... 20 years too young + 10 years perfect, + 60 years too old. What a pathetic life.

this chick scares the living jesus out of me...
honestly...

i mean i'm into some scary chicks but this chick seems like she'd start speaking in tongues while stabbing someone in the face with a knife in one hand and viciously ripping their fingers off...

just a thought...

So tragic really...one has to wonder why everyone is simply watching as these trains crash and burn. Or maybe that the way they want to be remembered....

So tragic really...one has to wonder why everyone is simply watching as these trains crash and burn. Or maybe that the way they want to be remembered....

Hopefully she'll get those baboon arms shaved for the occasion.

i hate her.

#80- Agreed. She has a great voice, regardless of the fact that she looks like she's done enough drugs to kill 10 people. Her voice has a lot of depth and her music is great. But the pictures? Not so flattering.

Happy Hanukkah, Amy. Let's light this candle.

for the record: her arms are NOT hairy- at least not more than what would be normal. she's dark haired and that makes her body her more visible than would be the case with a blonde. amy can be many things but obviously not one of those moronic hoes waxing or (worse) shaving arm-hair to please dumbass incest-bastards with imparied judgment like yourselves.

for the record: her arms are NOT hairy- at least not more than what would be normal. she's dark haired and that makes her body HAIR more visible than would be the case with a blonde. amy can be many things but obviously not one of those moronic hoes waxing or (worse) shaving arm-hair to please dumbass incest-bastards with imparied judgment like yourselves.

I don't see what the big deal is with this chick. First of all, it's arguable whether or not she has talent if she has to be drugged up to pull it off--or is she performing sans drugs when the music sounds good? It's hard to tell since this bitch is fucked up.

Also the gratuitous amounts of tattoos--not attractive in the first place and she's fugly. Combine those facts with a skeleton like appearance and you have a real winner on your hands. This chick shouldn't get any awards or anything until she cleans her shit up. Everyone who's buying her records are enabling her drug habit---the record companies could give two shits about it as long as they are making money.

The minute she becomes unprofittable they'll throw her away.

AMY WINEHOUSE LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN DRAG.

Best...photo...ever...

#41

Tess, you are stupid.

Eesh... get that girl a sammich, and some Carmex!

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I hope she perform more drunk and high than ever, that goes perfectly with her songs... Luv U Amy!

is she an alien or sumthing?

hope she'll use my d*ck as her mic! :-P

AHHHHHHH *runs away screaming* AHHHHHHHHH

Keith Richards is looking better these days I see.

creature

GET A LIFE. amy winehouse is a truely TALENTED artist. it's too bad that motherfuckers like yourself have NOTHING better to do with your lifes then to worry about hers. how many grammy's have YOU been nominated for? stop acting like you dont need a little of that "ready-rock" every now && then too. bastards just made because you cant afford it. stop acting like you dont have problems of you own. get off her nutts. she's amazing. Get better Amy. We're praying for you.


-Sometimes the fear of success is greater than the fear of failure--
-Tonisha Roshae

GET A LIFE. amy winehouse is a truely TALENTED artist. it's too bad that motherfuckers like yourself have NOTHING better to do with your lifes then to worry about hers. how many grammy's have YOU been nominated for? stop acting like you dont need a little of that "ready-rock" every now && then too. bastards just made because you cant afford it. stop acting like you dont have problems of you own. get off her nutts. she's amazing. Get better Amy. We're praying for you.


-Sometimes the fear of success is greater than the fear of failure--
-Tonisha Roshae

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