Dec 6 2007Amy Winehouse needs to keep her pants on
Amy Winehouse flashed her panties again yesterday which surprisingly didn’t fully assault my eyes considering she looked somewhat pulled together. Of course, by about five a.m. she was wandering around a newsstand like a caveman who just discovered fire. After spending no less than an hour trying to figure out how a tiny version of her got into all these glossy pieces of paper, Amy made a sensible purchase of an economy-size box of popsicles. You know, so she can start the day off with a healthy breakfast. Why isn’t she hosting her own children’s show? I would totally let my kid watch it. Mostly to developmentally handicap him amongst his peers as payback for destroying my wife’s vagina. But for the life lessons as well.

Reader Comments
1. Zocktol - December 6, 2007 10:32 AM
Is that spit hanging from her mouth?
Really a dream women
2. dandan - December 6, 2007 10:33 AM
oh lord.. why is she famous again? i really don't like seeing her multiple times on here..
3. contact - December 6, 2007 10:36 AM
Wow.. that is skinny...
look here
http://do1t.net
4. stix - December 6, 2007 10:38 AM
picture no.7
Mirror - Omfg!! is that me???!!
5. havoc - December 6, 2007 10:40 AM
Mother of God......
No.
.
6. deaconjones - December 6, 2007 10:44 AM
OMG is this girl fucked up man!!
Was she just fucking with the paps??
God, I wonder what drug she's on, CAUSE I WANT SOME
7. FOX - December 6, 2007 10:44 AM
She looks so hoooot! I love her, I am her big fan!I saw her profile on millionaire dating site MeetRich.com . Just curious!
8. squirrel - December 6, 2007 10:45 AM
That isn't spit in the first picture. It's thread. Don't you get it? Pants down . . . Needle and thread . . .
She's trying to stich her vagina together!
Don't get me started on why.
9. Roflcer of the Lawl - December 6, 2007 10:46 AM
Go Amy Winehouse yourself FOX.
10. FOX - December 6, 2007 10:50 AM
I'm a total douche! Go to my totally douche site MeetRich.com. You can be a douche like me.
11. ph245 - December 6, 2007 10:50 AM
I WOULD NOT LIKE TO DO A SEX WITH HER
12. ph245 - December 6, 2007 10:50 AM
I WOULD NOUT LIKE TO DO A SEX WITH HER
13. i hate u - December 6, 2007 10:53 AM
more white trash.......great. Who is this crazy looking bitch? (yawn----going to check elsewhere for real news)
14. fergernauster - December 6, 2007 10:55 AM
Aw, Amy... did you get a new teardrop tat below her left eye to symbolize your love of and commitment to incarcerated "Blakey"?
15. Rebecca - December 6, 2007 10:56 AM
Thank you SO much for fixing the picture viewing thing. (I'm eloquent like that.)
R.
16. G Man - December 6, 2007 10:56 AM
If she opens up her legs anymore the Cootch Gnats will be released and the faint smell of dirty hamper will burn your nostrils
17. ph245 - December 6, 2007 10:57 AM
I would NOT like to do a sex with her
18. RichPort - December 6, 2007 10:58 AM
Damn... I guess this means I need to stop jerking off to her CD.
What?
19. fergernauster - December 6, 2007 10:59 AM
OK, ph245/Borat... we get it.
20. holla@meh - December 6, 2007 11:02 AM
picture #6, hysterical! she looks like she's just seen the photos of herself from the last superficial post. ya know, walking around in the middle of the night, with just a bra, all cracked out. hahaa i enjoyed that.
21. Ch33bz - December 6, 2007 11:08 AM
PLEASE NOT THOSE BALLERINA SHOES AGAIN!!
22. fergernauster - December 6, 2007 11:09 AM
She's flossing her teeth and gap-holes in half of these pics... What's on that floss? Certainly not food residue.
23. Jimbo - December 6, 2007 11:10 AM
That is just fucking scarry!!.
24. DrTabu - December 6, 2007 11:12 AM
Why must we continue to see pictures of this creature? Where are pictures of Jessica Biel? Has she fallen off the earth?
25. Alyssa - December 6, 2007 11:12 AM
Key, Super peeps, patrol for jerks linking to their lame site like m***r** and crap like that.
Amy looks like hell. You know she's going to OD any day now. This is why I have so much respect for Aerosmith and other groups who kicked the drug and still had careers... you can't be f'ed up all the time and keep your fans
26. theredsnapper - December 6, 2007 11:23 AM
is this thing human?
i bet she dies of a drug overdose soon.
not that i want her too, but look at this drugged out mess..
c'mon bitch you have talent you have money and you choose to fuck yourself up in front of the whole world.. get your ass to rehab and take your life seriously, people would die to have your opportunities..
what a dumb clam.
i feel sorry for her fans..
27. Ascil - December 6, 2007 11:34 AM
Behold! the future of Heyden Pennettieree....tadaa!! gym time gym time!
28. LL - December 6, 2007 11:34 AM
Thanks, number 1, I thought I was the only one who thought that looked like drool. WTF else could it be?
Amy Wino can really sing, it's too bad she's decided to go the junkie singer route, rather than the skank route (Christina A.) or the crazy route (Britney). What's the over-under on a death by OD before she's 30?
29. Texas Tranny - December 6, 2007 11:39 AM
At least she's wearing panties.
30. Shallo Val - December 6, 2007 11:39 AM
Looks like she's got a bit of drool in first pic and that wide eyed glare is that famous freebase /crack look. I've seen it in the mirror before.
31. Shallo Val - December 6, 2007 11:42 AM
Oh, it is needle and thread. Well in one of the pics she's holding spools in her hand. Maybe it's to sew her weave in place.
32. Italian Stallion - December 6, 2007 11:48 AM
I'm blind, i'm blind, fuck, fuck, i'm blind..........
33. Canadiana - December 6, 2007 11:48 AM
Why is this neanderthal even being photographed?
34. Jimbo - December 6, 2007 12:01 PM
Next post please. I am trying to eat breakfast again..
35. jerry priddy - December 6, 2007 12:11 PM
Amy is destined to follow in the footsteps of her female predecessors...Janis Joplin - Grace Slick - Courtney Love .... They all garnered attention for their public antics when they were loaded, and none were particularly good looking when they were high. She'll probably be a statistical footnote on the obits page before the end of 2008 at the rate SHE's going.
36. WhatAbout - December 6, 2007 12:13 PM
This has nothing to do with Amy, but what do he people who post on here regularly look like? They bash all these celebs for being a size 4 not a 0. Hmmm all I can see is a bunch of pimple faced overweight recluse hunched over their computers getting nothing out of life. I'd like to see exactly how perfect all of you guys look, as you call-out everyone else.
37. eastcoastgirl - December 6, 2007 12:21 PM
Seriously, she really needs to clean up her act. it looks like her family would step and at least try to save her from herself. This will end badly at the rate she's going.
38. vivi - December 6, 2007 12:24 PM
generally, i'm a huge fan of amy's music but her behavior (especially the flop in the vma's) appals me. i have to say that she somehow looks better in this particular post than she did before... but really, she has to stop with the drugs/alcohol/ed's- her rotten teeth+entire image screams "sick!" to me. :)
39. pretty hot yo! - December 6, 2007 12:25 PM
hey 36- I'm pretty hot. and so are a few other people on here. So, take your self describing posts somewhere else....... paris!
40. girl - December 6, 2007 12:30 PM
amy loves the drinking/drugging. can't see that changing any time soon.
41. CHRISTY MATTHEWS - December 6, 2007 12:34 PM
SHE BETTER HOPE FOR HER OWN SAKE THAT SHE NEVER SOBERS UP ENOUGH TO GO BACK AND SEE HOW HORRIBLE SHE LOOKS IN ALL THE PICS THAT HAVE BEEN TAKEN OF HER JUST THIS YEAR...I WOULD KILL MYSELF OR GO BACK TO TAKING HEAVY DOSES OF DRUGS JUST TO MAKE MYSELF FORGET HOW HIDEOUS I LOOKED...ESPECIALLY IF YOU LOOK AT HER OLD PICS WHEN SHE USED TO BE CONSIDERED THICK( YES, THERE ARE SOME GOOD PICS OF HER BACK IN 2004, LOOK THEM UP, SHE WAS ACTUALLY HOT) SHE HAD GREAT LEGS, A NICE RACK, AND NO TATS!!! OH YEAH, AND SHE HAD NICE TEETH...IT'S LIKE SHE IS ONE OF THOSE POSTER KIDS FOR WHAT METH DOES TO YOU, EXCEPT SHE HAS RAPIDLY MOVED TO THE METH LOOK IN HALF THE TIME!!!! I CAN'T BELIVE SHE ISN'T EVEN 25 AND LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH MORE THAN BRITNEY EVER HAS, AND THAT IS BAD!!!!!
42. michelle - December 6, 2007 12:36 PM
i would not be surprised if she has maybe one or two brain cells left.
43. lexi - December 6, 2007 12:55 PM
shes so fucking ugly what the hell is she hiding in that nest on her head
44. BARF - December 6, 2007 1:04 PM
This shit is bound to make a few people puke. I know I almost did.
45. Chauncy Gardner - December 6, 2007 1:25 PM
Jesus - she looks like a fucking Holocaust Jew.
46. Auntie Kryst - December 6, 2007 1:31 PM
@19 Funny fuckin' post!
@36 Just STFU, it's the superficial where ripping on celebrities is what it's all about. Lighten up.
47. shanipie - December 6, 2007 1:37 PM
I didn't even know human beings could be this repulsive...what is she famour for again? Living through the most experimental drug tests, the kind they won't even do on rats?
48. FRIST!!! - December 6, 2007 1:56 PM
Oh, I thought she was drooling, like how you do right before to blow chunks..
49. Texas Tranny - December 6, 2007 2:07 PM
This bitch got six Grammy nominations. What the fuck is up with that?
50. H.A.L.9000 - December 6, 2007 2:28 PM
Looks like she's coughing up a hairball
51. sad really - December 6, 2007 2:42 PM
she won't die of an overdose. she and pete doherty are professional junkies who take the title seriously. Overdosing is for tikes and idiots who don't respect the drugs.
52. whoneedsenemies - December 6, 2007 2:57 PM
I think she should invite Shitney and the kids over for christmas
53. Steven - December 6, 2007 3:03 PM
I don't know...the more I see that top pic, the more I find her sexy. Sure, I'd lick her, what the hell - at least I'd get high for free.
54. hotyute - December 6, 2007 3:04 PM
This tattered fucking cunt really needs Jesus.
55. sharpeidude - December 6, 2007 3:05 PM
By the looks of that tat on her left should, she likes to play naughty little "Daddy" games.
56. Daddy - December 6, 2007 3:10 PM
What girls doesn't like to play dirty Daddy games?
"Come here sweetie, Daddy will kiss it and make it all better."
57. hotyute - December 6, 2007 3:11 PM
The future of imax: John Carpenter, "a dream, a dream, i can just smell the horror"
58. Anon - December 6, 2007 3:14 PM
I have never been more turned on in my life.
59. TheLostGirl - December 6, 2007 3:23 PM
All she needs is a hug ;) P.S I read the shots of her with white powder up her nose were toally staged to make a point.
60. BunnyButt - December 6, 2007 3:25 PM
Yore all jealuz haterzzzz! Amy rox!
Just wanted to throw that in since we haven't had any illiterate Amy supporters comment yet.
As for her family stepping in to help her, there's a legal limit to what families can do, and they can't do the one thing that might save Amy - kidnap her and lock her up until she's clean. Sadly, it's ultimately up to Amy to want to change, obviously she hasn't reached that point yet, and she may die before ever getting there. Hard as it is for them, all her family can do now is wait around for any sign that she wants help and jump in when she's ready.
A special note for the posters who insist on typing in all caps (and there seem to be a lot more of you lately): Will you PLEASE knock it off already?????
61. Sheva - December 6, 2007 3:29 PM
She's really hawt and so cool. That is if you are a crack addict hanging out on skid row. If she came to your squat building you'd hit it, rob her and then bust a bottle of Colt 45 over her head. But not in a mean way. Just for fun.
When I get that good crack high going, I'm really just a swell guy.
62. Hill - December 6, 2007 4:25 PM
is it not completely obvious she is on crack, heroine, coke, meth, ice, and every other drug under the sun? Seriously this chick looks like death warmed over!
63. The Rage - December 6, 2007 4:36 PM
looking pulled together? she has drool hanging from the corner of her mouth, how pulled together can she possibly be?
64. sophie - December 6, 2007 4:53 PM
I love her shirt i wonder where she got it?
65. sophie - December 6, 2007 4:54 PM
I love her shirt i wonder where she got it?
66. BunnyAssKicker - December 6, 2007 6:08 PM
60
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
67. Joy - December 6, 2007 6:30 PM
i seriously think she's a meth addict.
68. Joy - December 6, 2007 6:30 PM
i seriously think she's a meth addict.
69. Horrified - December 6, 2007 6:52 PM
For the love of Christ, someone get that girl some help - and a bib.
70. hudhv uidhav - December 6, 2007 7:27 PM
Did anyone notice that in some pictures shes wearing yellow heels and in others she is wearing the ballerina slippers ... wtf?
71. lulu - December 6, 2007 7:30 PM
that chic is totally trippin balls in those pics
72. BunnyButt - December 6, 2007 9:31 PM
66, continue to think you're a rude moron.
73. rola456789@yahoo.com - December 7, 2007 12:06 AM
Someone mentioned Amy Winehouse joined the celebrities/rich men seeking affairs site seekingsugar.com weeks again. If true, then i can understand why she made such a change!!
74. erica - December 7, 2007 12:27 AM
why the hell are there STILL pictures posted all the time of amy winehouse, she is f'ing disgusting and gross to look at, seriously, how did she get famous? i am sitting here trying to find the words to describe how absolutely disgusting and repulsive she is and looks. how about some real celebrities who are good to look up to and admire for the beauty instead of gothic drug addict trailer trash.
75. evolve or dye - December 7, 2007 1:14 AM
barf...
...tired freak show
....one trick pony
What? sustanability?
76. Narcissist - December 7, 2007 5:25 AM
Great story, with a happy ending!
I think it would have been cool if Amy rode away in an ice cream truck with a teddy bear driving it, though.
Maybe that's dental floss hanging from her mouth. I heard that her and Blake Civil were role models for dental hygiene in the U.K.
77. dodo - December 7, 2007 6:25 AM
she's sick shit , am sure she's crazy she look very scary and soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly
78. L.Linus - December 7, 2007 7:54 AM
Now this would be some nasty pussy. I love a huge bush, but I afraid it's has cobwebs and lices inside there.
79. sidv - December 7, 2007 9:41 AM
Maybe it isn't dental floss. Maybe it's a tampon string. She took off her pants and then got confused about where it goes.
80. jenglo - December 7, 2007 9:52 AM
Is that a thin line of drool hanging from her mouth? Very sad, the whole situation.
81. KERNAL - December 7, 2007 2:38 PM
Her arm hair is gross looking
82. Kimberly - December 8, 2007 5:17 PM
Is that a thin stream of saliva dripping from the left corner of her mouth? I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
83. sweet girl - December 10, 2007 5:24 AM
ugly ,ugly repulsion ,look here hot pic http://www.spymac.com/details/?2316804 sweet girl .
84. Jane B - December 10, 2007 1:33 PM
Some of you people make me sick. She's a lovely person having a nightmare time... and you shower just relish abusing her.
Sheesh: there is ugly on this site, and it ISN'T Amy. It's you lot.
85. surface - December 11, 2007 8:43 PM
OK fuckwit, you don't like her, you think she's ugly, a drug-addict, and a waste of time - so why do you keep talking about her? OH, I know why! Because if she wasn't there to make fun of, you'd have nothing else to do with your pitiful little feeding-frenzy mentality. SO man, go fucking think about something, make something great and come back to me and talk shit. It's one thing to awknowledge that she's got problems, but it a total fucking other to make fun of her because it makes you feel good. It makes you look jealous, AND an asshole, so fuckoff and sow your talentless idiot lips shut until you have something productive to put forth.
P.S.
I bet your wife's ulgier than her, you inbred baby-dick.