Dec 21 2007Amy Winehouse is elegant
Amy Winehouse, out on bail from her Tuesday arrest, visited her husband Blake Fielder-Civil in prison today. She attempted to pretty herself up in the backseat of a car before going in. And by attempted I mean completely failed. Then again, Amy’s got to try her best. Blake’s eyes have been wandering to a bank robber whose face was melted off in a fire. Her husband’s gotten so superficial (!) since he went to prison. It’s all about looks now.

Reader Comments
1. yayy - December 21, 2007 4:17 PM
FIRST! :]
2. The Moat - December 21, 2007 4:21 PM
Amy, next time you try to get dolled up, might I suggest a plastic bag?
That's right, sweetie. Don't forget the drawstring. Good and tight.
3. big teeth - December 21, 2007 4:23 PM
What's wrong with the world that someone would publish these pictures on the internet?? Thanks for nothing buddy..
4. Ames - December 21, 2007 4:24 PM
Still looks better than Brit.
5. rotten grillz - December 21, 2007 4:25 PM
they call her yuck mouth cause she don't brush
oh she likes her teeth like this........
6. missj - December 21, 2007 4:25 PM
she looks like a monster. sad.
7. ANA KARENINA - December 21, 2007 4:27 PM
we are all born into the gutter-yet some of us are looking at the stars
( she is one of them. WHAT ABOUT YOU- who will remember you when you die).
8. ANA KARENINA - December 21, 2007 4:27 PM
we are all born into the gutter-yet some of us are looking at the stars
( she is one of them. WHAT ABOUT YOU- who will remember you when you die).
9. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 4:27 PM
Halloween's over, take off the mask and wig, for christ's sake!!! You should be ashamed of yourself, scaring little children like that, and at Chrstmas time, no less..
10. Gar - December 21, 2007 4:29 PM
The monster looks like an Amy Winehouse
11. FRIST!!! - December 21, 2007 4:30 PM
Stupid junkies....always stealing my candy thermometers and crap..
12. cowgirl - December 21, 2007 4:32 PM
"Amy Winehouse is elegant" for a blowfish? (get it--"blow" fish--wow that can have double meaning)!?
13. MindRiot - December 21, 2007 4:34 PM
absolutely frightening.
14. granada - December 21, 2007 4:39 PM
When asked why he doesn't get his buck teeth fixed, Ronaldinho says it's because it's his 'charm.' Amy Winehouse, on the other hand, can hardly claim she won't get herself fixed because of her 'charm.'
15. thegrayway - December 21, 2007 4:42 PM
God, SKANK! Someone please get rid of her.
16. cowgirl - December 21, 2007 4:44 PM
So, she carries a mirror for luck then?
17. extracheeseplease - December 21, 2007 4:52 PM
1st pic looks like she's searching her gums for the last bits of cocaine.
"it's in me teeth, it's in me teeth! bloody fuck shit I need a Lolly"
18. norton - December 21, 2007 4:53 PM
This woman oozes class. I mean, look at her.. elegant, poised and incredibly talented as well.
Why she isn't on the cover of Towne and Country or Cosmo is beyond me.
19. p0nk - December 21, 2007 4:54 PM
@16 LOL
i'm just glad to see she's finally learning how to dress herself. Things are definitely moving up for her.
20. NoOneWillRememberMeWhenIDie - December 21, 2007 5:02 PM
I'm just happy the fish stopped with the spears chucking for at least a second. Yes amy is a lost soul but when sober she really can sing. Britney can't sing. Britney can lip-synch. Amy can sing. That is why in all her skankiness people know who she is. I'm glad it's christmas cuz it is gonna limit the abuse I get for typing this. Amy would look funny pregnant with all those tatoos.
21. chauncey gardner - December 21, 2007 5:03 PM
She looks like a painting from a SANDMAN comic.
22. hyey - December 21, 2007 5:03 PM
21st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
23. adeliza - December 21, 2007 5:04 PM
She is actually one skank I want to like.
24. Nimue LaMer - December 21, 2007 5:06 PM
Amy Winehouse, the pin up years.
She looks like Victor Mature in a wig.
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2195/2126417961_5ed89c6bf2_m.jpg
25. RENEE... - December 21, 2007 5:08 PM
Thats abt the ugliest woman I've ever seen in my life. And she's hairy too; take a look at those arm! I swear, she looks like a reeeeeeally ugly guy thats a hick and works in some greasy garage. Instead she's a rich and famous woman. Thats effed up.
26. Dave - December 21, 2007 5:10 PM
# 2 looks like Keith Richards
27. nia - December 21, 2007 5:17 PM
@20 i agree she can sing. Hope she cleans up soon so she can eat something. she is high in all these pics.
28. Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation - December 21, 2007 5:19 PM
"Holy Skank Batman !! ......I can't see anymore ! "
"I know Robin .... Her beauty has blinded me also"
29. kat - December 21, 2007 5:24 PM
it's funny how so many people have bad things to say about her, but you all love her music, she has got talent, a serious talent, something which probably half of you will never have.
it's not fair to say things like 'Blake’s eyes have been wandering to a bank robber whose face was melted off in a fire', how do you think it effects people who have serious burns, it's not just a throwaway comment you find funny to throw in your stupid article.
and i'm speaking from personal experience, everyone goes through bad shit in their life, everyone, but it seems like this girl has to go through it twice, with all the dumb people making jokes and nasty jibes about her all the time.
i have nothing but respect for the girl, at least she's living a good life, and making the most of everything.
and amy has got style and elegance, shes got some serious style, original, beautifull, setting new trends.
please be honest, your not telling me you have never got changed in the back of a car, with a ciggie in the mouth, changing your shoes, whilst putting your makeup on, (obviously not all at the same time, that would be quite difficult), and add to that some pap snapping through the window, you're not gonna look 100% are you????
gawd-sort your own lives out before you start slating others!!
30. christmaspoo - December 21, 2007 5:25 PM
this just in, Amy Winehouse's blood is the cure for most treatable forms of: cancer, acne, sleeplessness, obesity, sickle cell anemia, ingrown toenails, club feet, dwarfism, cleft palate, hypothyroidism...
31. squab - December 21, 2007 5:29 PM
I think she's kinda pretty as long as she doesnt' show her teeth.
Still better than Britney and those fucking EARS!
32. cowgirl - December 21, 2007 5:30 PM
Thanks #19! @18---She isn't on cosmo, but maybe her topless chick tatt will make it on the cover it is just real as the other women on the front.
33. Fugon Gr8 - December 21, 2007 5:51 PM
KAT #29:
You have nothing for respect for a self-professed junkie? Sure she is talented, but nothing is more insulting to anyone working their ass off with average "talent" than someone who can have it all but decides that they would rather be a slobbering idiot. Most people do have their own problems, but this is pretty gross, and she created it on her own. I am proud of her for being really gross. I am proud of her hubby for thinking the law doesn't apply to him because his wife has extreme talent that she loves throwing away. give me a break... she put herself out in the public eye, it isn't like the "pap" was unknown before she decided to become a singer. She gets what she deserves.
34. Classy - December 21, 2007 5:52 PM
She's like the ugly stepsister who can't fit the black pleather heels....
35. Nikk - December 21, 2007 5:57 PM
*sighs*
She makes me sad. All that talent....and it's being wasted.
And #34, you noticed that she's trying to squeeze into those shoes, too.
36. Ava - December 21, 2007 5:59 PM
She's pretty.
37. sharpeidude - December 21, 2007 6:03 PM
Jeez this bitch's pussy must smell like death.
38. Gerald Tarrant - December 21, 2007 6:13 PM
She has talent? What talent? Keeping up with Pete Doucherty in a snorting competition? She's like a stoned and ugly Fiona Apple. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said no no no. She writes about her life experiences. What's next? My husband is in jail so I did lines of coke, yeah yeah yeah.
39. Chris - December 21, 2007 6:13 PM
She watched that fucked up tape from The Ring. And this picture was taken seven days later.
And #29, shut the fuck up. Seriously.
40. TS - December 21, 2007 7:43 PM
KAT #29,
If it's true what you say, that you have "nothing but respect for the woman" then you are truly a fucking idiot. You can certainly respect her voice, but that's about all.
Holy Christ, you really need to think think before putting your thoughts down. Aer you one of those people who just blurts things out without thinking? Please go back and re-read what you typed. Dipshit.
41. Tbag - December 21, 2007 7:46 PM
addiction is a fuuuuucked up thing.
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Does anyone else notice her knuckles? There's some serious wqall punching going on.
She doesn't do heroin, right? I mean I've checked her arms and stuff... I dunno
She is wasting her life and talent.. and I honestly hope that she doesn't die, unlike most people.
If I had paparazzi around me 24/7, I think I would slit my wrists. Or just be super agorophobic
42. peggy-o - December 21, 2007 7:47 PM
#29-are you retarded?
43. L.Linus - December 21, 2007 7:47 PM
My first thought is morning breath. God, you know those feet smell like left over goat cheese. Finally, her pussy and ass probably stinks like 8 dead rats lying in cat piss and garlic!!
44. redsonja1313 - December 21, 2007 8:04 PM
Well she beats britney..... At least she is a trainwreck with GREAT SHOES !!!
45. redsonja1313 - December 21, 2007 8:07 PM
@41 the smart ones shoot up between the toes to hide the track marks
46. Ript1&0 - December 21, 2007 8:21 PM
So talented... but yeah, she's roughed up. The junk's got her. I just don't think it's all that funny. I mean, what keeps you from shooting up?
What's gonna keep you tonight, from drinking until you vomit? Not much, right.
47. duna - December 21, 2007 8:33 PM
She looks so terrible in this pic. Have you watched her recent video? If you see, you will why so many people scold her at pubspa.com.
48. sadbuttrue - December 21, 2007 9:14 PM
I am not sure if there is anything kind to be said to this sad, pathetic, person. She does have talent but unfortunately talent is not helping her case. If I were placing a wager on which famous person was going to cease existing in 2008 she would be at the top of my list. By the way the rapid decay of her teeth is an obvious sign of crystal meth abuse. There is one thing I always wonder when I see her creepy self is where she got her prison tats? I mean she has money, why are the tattoos so elementary?
49. TheTenia - December 21, 2007 10:12 PM
Okay , why do people keep talking about her "talent"? This is a ,typically, disgusting looking limey. That she may not be able to help. She also has NO talent. I would consider great talent in music to be Albinoni, or Wagner. Or more currently, someone like Rush. People that can actually write a structured song. Not warble unintelligently, like some dirty Ghetto Monkey imitator.
Have a nice day.
50. JollyJumJuck - December 21, 2007 10:50 PM
#29: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I just had a shitty day and reading that post with a sarcastic tone made me feel so much better! Thanks!
51. not important - December 21, 2007 10:51 PM
Please why the fuck do you even insist on posting shit about this chick, who the fuck cares? No one but you.
52. cookie monsta - December 21, 2007 10:55 PM
got the lovers and the haters here today right?
meh, I don't know why its no listed a "DROLLED UP" or maybe "TROLLED UP" but there is no 'dolled up' for this one. As the wickedly awesome Stephen King once wrote 'you can't polish a turd'
merry bloody xmas.
53. steve - December 21, 2007 11:00 PM
im totally hetero.
and I don't get along with my brother. In fact, I hate him.
But I would still have to choose fucking him over this sperm crusted demon from hell.
54. lesbo babe - December 21, 2007 11:19 PM
God, she's so ugly in that picture. I'd prefer those beautiful photos you posted on http://www.femmate.com
55. glyniss - December 21, 2007 11:49 PM
she;s as elegant as a rooster.
56. gerard Vandenberg - December 22, 2007 12:25 AM
This girl is definitely LOOKING and I think smelling better, EVERY TIME!!
btw: you want HERPES? You only have to kiss her!!
57. kingnoony - December 22, 2007 12:47 AM
Oh God, please let there be a Penthouse pictorial lay-out SOON!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe it could be a scratch-and-sniff lay-out! Hey Bob, what's this smell like to you...? (followed by sound of Bob hitting the floor)
58. D. Richards - December 22, 2007 12:53 AM
What-a fucking mess. Partying is so fun. Fuck the squares, man!
59. meh - December 22, 2007 12:58 AM
*eyes sizzle and dissolve*
60. gpls - December 22, 2007 1:24 AM
Kat, you either do not understand this website or just have a blatant disregard for it's purpose. Stop ruining the fun.
61. Liz - December 22, 2007 2:32 AM
She is one classy bird....
62. eap - December 22, 2007 3:03 AM
whatever you guys, you know amy's hot. i mean, those naked chicks on her arms...what beauty. and that beehive. damn. you could store all your tools in there and just sell the toolbox you've got attached to your truck.
63. I live inside Amy Winehouse's Head - December 22, 2007 3:05 AM
kat - you're the world's greatest assfuck for your comment. if you love this bitch so much, why are you here??
64. eap - December 22, 2007 3:07 AM
p.s. this is what amy used to look like
http://bossip.com/uploaded_images/amywinehousebeforeafter5-713990.jpg
before she turned into a crackhead.
65. kat - December 22, 2007 4:12 AM
ye, why the fuck am i here, why the fuck did i bother?
i'm an idiot blah blah fucking blah
it's funny coz all yous must like her, your taking time out of your petty lifes to discuss someone elses.
ye i do have respect for her doing drugs, she fucking needs to with people like this in the world.
66. From Argentina - December 22, 2007 7:39 AM
A waste of having too much money, too much attention. SKANK, the car looks like it smells, She looks like she must stink of cigs, booze, arm pits and unwashed pussy. Can you imagine lying in bed with that, rolling over taking the cig out of her mouth and kissing that or running your hands down that body and then ...... stop I am going to vomit.
67. FromOutOfNoWhere - December 22, 2007 9:31 AM
DAMN Fish, don't post pics of Amy Winehouse without a blackout warming, click to view at your own peril. I'm gonna have nightmares for years after seeing this shit.
68. EuroNeckPain - December 22, 2007 10:56 AM
It makes some people mad that she is wasting her talent.
It has happened before: Mozart behaved like an an idiot and he made other less talented musicians really mad.
69. TS - December 22, 2007 12:44 PM
KAT, JUST SHUT UP.
Please stop commenting because with every keystroke you are making yourself look more and more retarded. Refer back to my comments at # 40. You can't really be that stupid.
70. Stephen King - December 22, 2007 2:27 PM
looks like she is wearing a sweater
71. rob zoomby - December 22, 2007 2:36 PM
absolutely disgusting
72. kat - December 22, 2007 2:43 PM
ts- go and fuk yourself, how can you tell me to shut up?
do u own the fucking server, erm no, u dog.
if it wasnt for freedom of speech then u wouldnt be able to post up your wank comments either.
73. kat - December 22, 2007 2:49 PM
quote from ts - 'with every keystroke you are making yourself look more and more retarded'
i'm not bothered if you or anyone else thinks im retarded, i'm not bothered what anyone thinks about me because i feel like i dont have to put on a fuking show, or hold back my opinions.
do u think i am going to justify my beliefs and comments because you disagree??
erm, no.
everyone has a right to their own opinion.
74. CJ - December 22, 2007 3:28 PM
She's either totally over the edge and about to disappear forever, or she's just so beyond giving a c.rap what anyone thinks that she's actually vogue in some underground, cult-like fashion...either way..she looks like s*it.
75. BaldAsBritney - December 22, 2007 5:32 PM
It's kinda interesting watching someone die slowly right before your eyes. I give her 2 months now that she is probably gonna go to jail. OD in the worst way.
76. BaconMessiah - December 22, 2007 5:38 PM
I could never hang out with this chick. even if I was high as fuck looking at her would depress the shit out of me and ruin my buzz.
77. TS - December 22, 2007 5:51 PM
KAT,
You're doing it again...
I am just trying to help you, because clearly you just don't get it.
"I have nothing but respect for the woman" is probably the single most ridiculous thing ever said this website. How you don't see that, is beyond all of us.
And of course I don't own the server you dumb-ass, Unless you're 17 years old, act your age. Jesus.
78. Mr Semprini - December 22, 2007 8:58 PM
That reminds me. I gotta Tivo "Dawn of the Dead"
79. rongshu - December 22, 2007 10:20 PM
Terrible!Why she always like that? Recently she was said to appeared on
"Rich cupids.com" She is so welcomed there.
80. TrySuzanne.com - December 23, 2007 12:30 AM
Amy you go girl!
81. tc - December 23, 2007 2:21 AM
Amy you go brush your teeth girl!
82. JDMoore - December 23, 2007 10:41 AM
I want to make what will SEEM like a strange note to some . . . I have personally noticed that in this Winehouse picture and in a Britney Spears picture yesterday (you can still find it), there are TONS of small orbs in the photo. It is my feeling that they represent the insane amount of negative energy around them. If they find a way to free themselves from that, you should see a much happier, centered person in an orb-free photo. Not to say that seeing orbs in photos is bad, but simply that these in particular are much smaller than the normal orb, and much more plentiful -- and is it a coincidence that they are gathering so heavily around these troubled girls? No. It is showing you -- captured by a camera -- the negative spirits troubling these girls. Just a thought.
83. Argento - December 23, 2007 11:31 AM
I don't even usually post here I am just appalled by how godawful she looks that I had to comment. How can one get so troll like so fast?! It can't JUST be the drugs. She's HIDEOUS.
84. jrzmommy - December 23, 2007 4:06 PM
I hold this picture up to my kids when they're acting up and tell 'em..."This is Minnie Molen......she runs the bad boys and girls home.....if you don't tighten up I'm bringing you to her."
85. Unklejoe - December 23, 2007 6:56 PM
Id lick amys asshoe!
86. Sol - December 23, 2007 8:19 PM
As a singer she is amazing but unfortunately her trashy image has overshadowed her talent. She married a loser and seems intent on going down to the gutter with him.
87. CJ - December 23, 2007 11:15 PM
My GOD what man wouldn't want to marry that hot piece of ass I mean look at her she seriously is the epitomy of beauty...I'm sorry I was looking at my dog...Oh yeah Amy? She's a whooore.
88. zoe456789 - December 24, 2007 12:10 AM
what's she doing? i can not bear her .this is my blog http://sugarlandy.blogspot.com. u can contact me on it if u have sth to share with me.
89. sophie - December 24, 2007 12:14 AM
My God! She'll born a monster sooner or later.
Someone even saw that she dated with a military guy.
90. marc wilbur - December 24, 2007 12:28 AM
She looks like a piece of poo with a wig on.
91. coldy - December 24, 2007 3:05 AM
she is crazy
92. natasha - December 24, 2007 5:23 AM
ewww
93. Laudanum - December 24, 2007 11:12 AM
I'm not sure why, but anorexia gives you much more body hair than usual, maybe it's your bpdies way of trying to keep warm while you're losing all that weight so fast. Hmmmm
94. Laudanum - December 24, 2007 11:22 AM
Fuck, I've just realised what a beautiful aquiline nose she has, if she cleaned up alot, her profile would suit her nose more. I dont know why I adore elegent noses
95. Giomon_Rocks - December 24, 2007 11:47 AM
Wow. She looks like a bridge troll. You'd think that because she's rich and famous that she'd get her fucking teeth cleaned or something. Seriously, they're rotting in her mouth. Oh drugs....
96. Mr. Hankey - December 24, 2007 4:47 PM
90 - that is an absolute insult. On behalf of pieces of poo everywhere, I demand that you retract that comment.
Mr. Hankey (the Christmas Poo)
97. Spore - December 24, 2007 8:18 PM
That’s like some but-ugly fish from some cesspool. Lovely… NOT.
98. Lady - December 24, 2007 11:25 PM
She is so specil.But i heard she has lover at richloving.com It is so funny,is it ture
99. rhiannon - December 28, 2007 1:10 AM
everyone is so mean to poor wino
i love her and i think she looks beautiful!
100. Peter - December 28, 2007 1:14 AM
My god, I think she's going for the look of the creature on the Star Trek Classic episode called "Mantrap" kind of a poignent don't you think? Just watch the show...you'll say to yourself "There's Amy!"
101. Adrian - December 30, 2007 7:08 PM
Amy is the best! Everytime I see more and more pics of her looking like complete trash, I am somewhat drawn to her even more?!
Is that really weird?
Its a shame she's so ugly. She could be so pretty (like she used to be).
102. classica - January 2, 2008 8:52 PM
she looks like she smells...BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
103. Saffi - January 12, 2008 3:03 PM
I wonder (though I do not want to see) what the writer of this criticism looks like. He/she obviously has no self-esteem, no integrity, no redeeming qualities. Otherwise, one would not waste his/her time criticizing Amy Winehouse or anyone else for that matter. I despise the media, in all forms! How do you look - with or without makeup?