Dec 18 2007Amy Winehouse arrested for 'perverting' justice

First

She looks pretty hot here.

oh and btw, suck my hairy asscrack you fuckin non-FIRST losers.

Man that Amy Winehouse is one fine woman. Like she stepped out of the pages of Vogue. I can get crack, will she sleep with me???? Please??????????

What a hag - and I mean hag the definitional way:

A hag, or "the Old Hag", was a nightmare spirit in British and Anglophone North American folklore. According to folklore, the Old Hag sat on a sleeper's chest and sent nightmares to him or her. When the subject awoke, he or she would be unable to breathe or even move for a short period of time.

Yeah, sounds like Amy to me.

She has more cocaine on her jeans than in her pocket i bet..

I see the goat's ass is back. I swear this chick is such a beast.

Yay perverts!!!

She is just filthy and nasty in so many ways and none of them good. I don't even know where to begin. I will say that those pants look like they haven't seen the inside of a washing machine in while.

Her hair is full of secrets.. Or an Olsen Twin

2 and 3. loser.

Nothing like the good ole black hair on the arms look to get a guy goin'

I bet her puss smells like rotten chicken

Great, now she can clean up, even if it's for one day.

How many wigs does she have piled on her head????

Here is a holiday-themed GushyGram made from MushyGushy.com (which anyone can make because it's so easy!):

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I hope it helps you get better.

She shloulda been arrested for perverting the course of nature.

Amy, please look at this. It will make you smile!

http://www.mushygushy.com/DDAJCY

http://www.mushygushy.com/DDAJCY

Fuck off MushyGushy.com

In a few hours, when amy starts to get the shakes, and see's pink elephants..those coppers are going to have a handfull....

I wonder if they have detox-cells for toothless Vamires?

I wonder if they have detox-cells for toothless Vampires?

She should be arrested for perverting hair and eyeliner.

damn, i had RSVPed for Amy's Holiday Crack Marathon.

What a waste of talent....

Fuck, this headline could have been for perverting: Common Sense, Fashion, Make-up, humanity, the bible (she wasn't made in _my_ God's image), the universe.

It's about time! What took them so long?!

It's about time! What took them so long?!

I wonder if that's the same bra from the other post were she was wandering around at night.

Am I the only one who noticed that her fly is unzipped?

...and how many days in a row do you think she's worn that red bra/rosary combination?

Dear Amy,

Please zip your pants, dear.

-Mom

What I don't understand... she can get up in the morning... take the time to put on THE EXACT SAME EYELINER SHE HAD ON YESTERDAY IN THE EXACT SAME WAY, but can't drag out a clean pair of pants?

But hey, she's got a nice package.

Ladies, gentlemen.. You're looking at hell-of life. We are watching to end-of a person's life. I, for one, am having such a great time pushing Winehouse to the limit. We all are. We're there. I want her to jump. I need her to overdose. Winehouse's life doesn't mean a fucking thing to me. I'm just an observer. Hell, if it wasn't for the media I wouldn't even know what the whore looks like. Amy's a junky and junkies are dead bodies. The walking dead. Just trash. Hey, trashman? There's a special little garbage bag waiting for you to haul it to the dump. Thanks.

She can't pervert my pants

Same bra, same panties, same pants, same eyeliner, same old shit.

i hope she was high when they took her in. if not, the detoxing is beginning earlier than she expected. she's probably screaming like a tortured cat at thi point.

Thirty fourth, I think.
What's the FIRST? Is is really cool to sit and wait for a new article and comment, and then write "FIRST?"
What's up with that?
And Amy Winehouse is going to die. Sad, but she is. She's literally dying while people look at these pictures.
No one can help her, it's just kinda.....sad.
And yes, her jeans are unzipped. LEAST of her problems.

Sorry DA, you are 34, I am 36. I mean, as in posting numbers. Heh.

Hey, Amy. XYZ!!!

She looks like she can take a 2 incher. I'm in!

I'd KILL to go to the New Year's Snortin' Eve Party she had in the works...hmmm, maybe I should keep up with the plans, just in case she gets out in time...i just haven't heard the final word on how many gallons of vodka and kilos of coke we need...i'm thinking one of each...per person....

i can't even imagine the kind of talent it must take to intentionally make yourself look like that. And for xrist sake what kind of experimental project is Goodyear conducting on her head?

She's Jewish why is she still wearing that fucking rosary - take it off. Shit I don't walk around wearing a star of David, why the fuck does she walk around wearing a frigging Roman Catholic Rosary.

@29 Buttinsky -- No, I noticed it too and was wondering why everyone else let that one go....

Easily the least attractive human being on the planet. She should just end it. There would be a lot more honor in killing herself immediately then dragging it out and putting her friends and family through this. Rip off the BandAid already, Jeez.

Get it over with, Amy. The sooner you do, the sooner we all won't have to look at your fucked up mug any more.

You can definitely make out the hair net (it's thick enough to be a knit cap) on top of that mess.

Oh man, I'm so excited to nail her. Like if I was dying and hallucinating from hunger and she was in the same Soviet gulag concentration camp with me, she'd be the bomb.

All the stark raving mad prisoners would be so into her.

I think she and Pete Doherty would make a smashing couple!!! And smashing babies...ew, they probably would smash the babies..

I'm gonna have to come out now and yell from rooftops how fucking AWESOME Amy Winehouse's music is. She can seriously wail, people. Her album has been one I've worn out this year, memorized, and covered. And now I have her older one too.

I don't give a fuck about people drug problems, just their talent. This is one talented bitch.

Hey! at least she's got a bra on! Right? I love her music.. Too bad she's... I'm not sure. Downward Spiral? I don't know what it is.. I hope she pulls through. She is extremely talented! I dread reading the next headline. Fear she will end up Od'ing

48-it doesn't bother you to give your money to a low class fucking junkie??? encourage it and even show the younger that it's ok, you'll still make money???
got some thinking to do baby!

48 - if by talented, you mean totally non-talented, then I'd have to agree.

50 - oh boy there goes a new kid with morals and values. You're in the wrong place "baby!"

48 - She's interesting and her voice is (or was) interesting, gotta give you that. But, hey, there's blow and dope to be did, and she's certainling didding her share.

@32

I feel more that way about Britney. I actually like Amy as a singer and hope she gets help. Britney can just die though.

Why doesn't she zip up her fly?

The way I view drug problems is this:
They are a PERSONAL problem. That is not mine. I'm concerned with the output of her work. Which is considerably good (in the studio). This is my opinion.

No one should use me as their role model. ESPECIALLY not children. If you could see the things I do in here, you would understand why.

Now I'm curious, Ript....internet porn?

This would have been one of those situations where it would have been nice to listen to her music, not knowing how fucking nasy she looks. Ruined the whole music perspective for me. I see one more decent album, then she OD's........

#40, I'm partying with you New Years..

If they do put her in a jail cell. Please, please let her keep her belt.......

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Heeheheee FRIST. Internet porn!

Nahhh.. You know, actually, I'm really sweet, sensitive, demure.

Some would go so far as to call me austere.

WTF. Can anorexics now metabolize drugs and alcohol into hair and shitty tattoos?

#54: She doesn't zip up her fly because it melted from the stuff that comes out of her vag. It rusted, first, actually; then it melted.

she'll be, without a doubt, the last remaining holocaust survivor

strung out celebrity wearing plastic rosary beads around the neck....classic.

She has to be one of the nastiest women I have ever seen - scares me to look at her - would scare me if it was pitch black and I couldn't see her but know she was around.... Don't get any infatuation with her....

I'd hit it.
With a hatchet.
Again and again.
Until it stopped moving.
And Satan arose from the fiery depths to claim his hellish bride.

great lock her up!

Is there anything she can't pervert?

My dick just fell off.

Id lick Amys asshole.

can you PLEASE use some better comebacks...comparing Amy Winehouse to a six year old and talking about how she forgets her lyrics has already been overplayed with every article you write about Britney Spears. GET SOME NEW JOKES!!!

It still is and is becoming a more serious shame to AMERICA that this person is still trying to entertain people!!

I think she has perverted my eyes... they are watering up right now just looking at her... i thought i told TS, no more AW stories?

christ she is an ugly beast

Will somebody please pick up #69's dick???

Bitch looks like a TRANNY. find her dick...

She is really terrible. No wonder so many men scold her at pubspa.com.

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Christ, she looks like the creature from that Goddess Bunny video.

Jeez, the fucking monster in the pyjamas behind her looks like a godess in comparison. I wouldn't let her suck my nuts if it was Christmas Day 365 times a year. My monitor needs degaussing after having that turd infect it with it's presence.

from the looks of things the phrase 'organ failure' is going to feature prominently in her near future.

i think that eyeliner is tattooed on her face, so that explains why it never changes, wears off, or looks any different. she may have talent, but her sense of aesthetics and taste is nonexistent. i have no use for the sound she goes after - re-tread, pseudo-retro 'soul/jazz/blues' or whatever the hell it is...yyawwwwn. i will give her singing credit in that its made her neck strong enough to keep from snapping off under the weight of all that "hair"...

she is scary skinny... like I just escaped from a POW camp skinny

I've been living here since I saw the vacancy sign but really I gotta get me another place. The rent was only $2 bucks but this fucking bitch is fucking crazy, I tell you. The smell from that ball of hair up top of her gags me and it fused with her brain so now I can see and smell it right inside here. I can't take it anymore so I'm writing this help me note that says,"Let me the fuck outta here! that I'm gonna push out of her nose when she finally falls asleep...hopefully someone will see it fall out and won't be too scared to pick it up because they think its nose parts or crack... because I really am trapped in here...I could run out when she opens her mouth to snore but I'm scared to run across those sharp, jagged teeth...I could cut my feet and end up with gangrene from the unsanitary conditions and have to have my feet cut off or I could get stuck up against the putrid rubbery flesh of her lips for the rest of my life...(shiver)...There's so much to consider...what if she starts chewing me like a piece of gum???? I suppose eventually she would spit me out....that may be my only hope...that or she could inhale and swallow me and I could come out the othe...ther...sigh.....moving here was such a bad, idea...,

Why does she always have a hairy octopus on her head?

Her fly is down, did anyone else notice that?

Her fly is down, did anyone else notice that?

Her fly is down, did anyone else notice that?

Eww, She looks one hamburger away from an aushweitz oven

Her fly is open.