Dec 18 2007Ali Larter gets engaged

Son of a bitch. I hate God because he obviously hates me.

These two need to make a naughty lesbian home movie!

Craptacular.

She's so cute

she's beautiful!

They are so cute!! Some of amy's fans found her on a millionaire&celebs dating club "MeetRich.com". She has a personal account there with her pictures, blog and something about her albums...In her friend circle, some other stars can be found there.

Those be some lovely ass legs.

I wonder if they are wearing pretty panties.

Ah, me....Always the bridesmaid never the bride..

She should change last names with Love Hewitt.

Also, what the fuck is up with dudes with douchebag names?? Cash Warren, Hayes MacArthur?? Shit, I'm gonna change my name to Summer's Eve Massengill and see if I can't score some hot actress trim.

Shit, not working yet.

who the fuck is this? i think the fish is just making names up now.

Who's Ali Larter and which of them two is she?

You know I'd marry you FRIST!!!

Ali Carter? I have no idea who she is, nor do I care. I thought, at first, Ali was that bitch, 'Rudy', from The Cosby Show. Anway, I'd still enjoy pulling Ali's teeth out of her mouth with a pair of pliers. Call me, Dr., whore. Tell me you like it! Tell me you like having your teeth pulled. Now kiss me.

These two are looking twins to me.Must be a lucky guy who's going to marry them.

#10 and 12, hilarious!!!

TT, THANK YOU :)

I thought the two of them (pictured) were getting engaged. Damn it!!

nice legs, this is the hot one from heroes, unlike those two child like empresses everyone talks about.

Those two look lovely together. I fully support the fish supporting gay marriage. I hope they are happy.

Unless these two start making out, I could care less. Summer's Eve Massengill, come here you sexy bitch!

Fucking sexy bitches. I wish i could feed 'em my big cock.

20- the never ending story??
yes, hayden and kristen bell do remind me of the child-like empress

Amyfan#6: Why don't you fuck off and die?

Looks like they are sitting in a hotel lobby.Who's going to take them upstairs?

All right! I'm picturing a LewdMan sandwich coming on!!! Does that mean both hands?

Well, I banged 2 chicks in the last 15 minutes but neither were actress quality. I think one was actually Jennifer Love Fatass.

holy lord Amy Smart is amazing. Larter is ok, but i would punch my grandmother in the neck for a 2-minute smooch session with Amy :]

I wouldn't mind tearing a rubber inside Alie

#29 - I'd punch your grandmother in the neck for nothing. Old women don't scare me.

I can guar-fucking-tee you neither of those bitches suck cock
Guarantee IT.
That's what happens when theyre that high maintenance, theyre selfish, they lay there like rag dolls and stare at the ceilings

@28, two in 15 minutes. Apparently you believe in quality time not quantity.

i hear they both have shrines set up at MeetRichPort.com

She needs to lose some weight before the wedding.....

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@13-14

Ali Larter is best known for her "whipped cream bikini" scene in Varsity Blues.

I'd lick her cream-pie on her honeymoon.

P.S. Fish you shoulda posted the whipped cream bikini pic instead.

Put Amy Smart's head on Ali Larter's body, and THEN you'll have a hot chick.

#39,
I agree, but all the blood would be a real hard-on breaker for me.

She does nothing for me..... Good riddance. I think that show its spelled.....

Her whip cream bikini melted after she saw my huge Mr. Hayes Macarthur!!! No wonder she fell in love with it and wants to marry it. But Hayes, he is a playa and likes to screw with teh filed, ya know?

I got a white bread, blonde sandwich on the brain now. Thanks, fish.

Those are some beautiful tanned legs, how could any one think pale pasty legs look better than these

legs for days

The power of makeup and good lighting at work:

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/04/ali-larter-drink-candids-05.jpg

#46 - I'm down with that look too. She would have to take a hiatus from the public after I got through with her, she wouldn't be able to stand let alone walk straight.

I have a sneaky suspicion, #32, that bitches aren't getting all freaky on you because you don't know what you're doing.

Who the hell just lays there during actual GOOD sex? That's all I'm saying.

I used to do stand up with Hayes. I think he is a struggling wannabe actor now, but he is somehow tied to the Fruit of the Loom fortune so maybe that helped seal the deal?

Please god, if you exist.. Let me hit that shit up....

There is no god when women like these are involved. But you'll know that after you seen their pictures at Http:\\www.NoHeadNoWay.com. The dating site for old fashioned missionary type sex relationships.

@48

Of course, that must be the answer. You want a freaky bitch? Next time you're at a bar, pick out a quiet girl thats 5 lbs overweight, theyre the best lay, youll be ass fucking her in 40 minutes.

The bitches in these pics, 9 times out of 10, think theyre too good to suck dick, trust me

Amy Smart has nice tits. Thats all i got to say about that.

I know these two. They're the ones that keep knocking on my door all night, begging to be let in. No way 'ladies' until you learn how to cook.

I'd like to punch the MeetRich whatever website asshole in the mouth. Until there was nothing left.

Awesome legs on Ali.

I'd like to punch the MeetRich whatever website asshole in the mouth. Until there was nothing left.

Awesome legs on Ali.

They are so cute. It's refreshing to see girls without huge fake boobs!

Fish - a Pulitzer you may deserve but they might have a problem with your spelling of the word "received".

love to lick the legs of Amy Smart!

Being there through all of life's ups and downs?

What an idiot.

What is the over-under on how long this marriage lasts, assuming they even get that far?

I say 15 months.

Hollywood types are all shallow, selfish, whores. They may be fun to date, but they have no idea what marriage actually requires.

that there is some quality poontang

The comments above are largely disgusting and in poor taste which is why I am so fucking proud to add my revolting fantasy waste products to yours. Yes, I do in fact want them both in all the ways outlined so eloquently by those who have gone before me.
One discordant note: post #35 is insane. Ali Larter fat? If so, then every woman I have ever disappointed or merely downloaded is a whale because I have never lusted after Olive Oyl or a floor lamp. Though I may have done it with a end table once. I am not sure. It was Mardi Gras or was it Boxing Day. You know how it is.

you referenced Teddy Ruxpin! ten points.

you referenced Teddy Ruxpin! ten points.

time to state the obvious: amazing legs. at least in these pictures.

I was really hoping you'd say she got engaged to Amy Smart.

@32...

Hmmm... I get the feeling somebody has never nailed some decent trim and wants to imagine their is a drawback, which there isn't. Either way... If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for ya son...

she has great legs, but she has some missed streaks on her thigh, also what is up with the last picture, the leg crossed over, her toes are all yellow.

Oh you can see the yellow toes in the first pic aswell.

Ms. Larter used to be pretty chubby some years ago...she had quite a belly in the first 'Final Destination' movie.

She looks hot here, though.

talk about 2 hotties together i would love a 3 some with them

talk about 2 hotties together i would love a 3 some with them

Wow. Can't believe it took 58 posts for someone to remind Fish that it's "i before e, except after c." Or maybe my find function didn't pick an earlier one up. Too lazy to read them all...

I heard that those 2 used to be roommates... you KNOW they hooked up with each other at least once... i can just tell

HOLY JESUS! They should marry, each other! I'll video tape the whole honeymoon FREE too! Now there lies the cure for male ED. Oh, I think wives are the cause though... maybe thats the problem

They are sexy, especially their legs. I really admire them. Do you know I often watch videos and movies at pubspa.com. So many men are crazy to them.

I'm not really into blondes, or chicks, but those two... damn.

Also, because apparently every other comment is now required to mention some lame-ass gold-digger website, I'd like to say:

These two are the hotties and men like them have you seen them on whatsinyourbankaccount.com? You know they are on legit site cause nobody likes hot blondes in the movie bizness, so they have to came on our site cause that is where all the coolest people is.

I guess I should also mention that if I was a bitter dude who knows I'll never get tail as good looking as that, I'm obligated to say that these two are obviously frigid cause all hot women are frigid bitches who never want to have sex with me, and when they do they just lay there and stare at the ceiling, which proves there's something wrong with THEM. Bitches.

wow. it's nice to know someone out there knows about Teddy Ruxpin.
Watched his movies every day....the doll scared the shit out of me..but hey...nothing a few therapy sessions couldn't fix.