Nov 13 2007Victoria's Secret models land in my heart

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pretty stewardesses, I mean Flight Attendants.

oooo- TS!!! P1t100g guy is gonna be PISSED!!!!

what did they fu cking dump Miranda Kerr already? BASTARDS!

Who are these bimbos, and why would anyone want to meet their plane at the airport. PR stunt, big time.

why is that one chick standing with her back to everyone? is she retarded or just that much in love with her ass?

I hate you TS. I wanted to be number one, the numero ono, the big cheese, the head hancho. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you......

First here, last in life.

at least VS models are feminine
breast implants notwithstanding,
Super Models have manly traits no hips broad rib cage...yep fashion is dominated by gay males

I'd take Adriana Lima (far left) over any of them...but truth be told, i'd stick it to them all.

I believe this was a part of a sweepstakes where the winner got to fly with them on Virgin America (yes, that's not a typo) from NYC to LAX. Sadly, I did not win so I will never,ever, fly that airline. However, all these ladies have their marching orders to come to my place for the wildest orgy ever scene on my command. Women, await my phone call!

fat pigs...gross...lose some weight!

TS, you are so lucky that you actually WERE first, or someone would have given you a ration of shit.

About these models...oh right. Who cares. It's almost lunchtime. I'm starving.

One thing I can do that these VS models can't...LUNCH!!!!!

My erection just tore a hole in my pants.

4. Kill a Jap Save a Dolphin! - November 13, 2007 2:18 PM

what did they fu cking dump Miranda Kerr already? BASTARDS!
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MY BAD YOU DIDN'T POST ALL THE PHOTOS AT 1st I SEE MIRANDA NOW!

Let's see these hotties' landing strips!

I was on that plane, and let me just say, they are all part of the "mile high club" now.............

What is for lunch FRIST. Pizza???

I agree with #16. When I become CEO of Victoria Secret, the models can just fucking forget about being included unless they've been in a minimum 6 deeply depraved porno movies involving circus midgets.

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinggggggggggggggggggg !!!

17- damn you stallion.

#20 are you booing, or did you just have a denim tearing boing?

klum, retire please.

end transmission.

This looks like one of the all-time worst jobs around. "Now get off the plane, smile like an idiot, caress everyone standing near you. Look like you're having a good time. Blow fake kisses to the only people with a worse job than you (the people who have to photograph you pretending to have a good time)."

At least Alessandra is showing off her hot ass! Cuz they are just wearing too much clothing. Superfish, you need a jacket like that but will read "superboner"

No more yank my wanky!!! Its sore.

Some of them look down right ugly. Definetly a bunch of over rated, boring skinny bitches. All I can say is photoshopped...but then I'm not usually impressed even when I see them in the magazine (and no, I'm not jealous; I can admit when a girl is hot).

#25
That's not Alessandra. I'm not sure who she is, but she sure does look ALOT like Alessandra.

I fuck pokémon in my dreams!

I got plenty of paper and laminate sheets but no ink in my printer, shit! Lucky escape for these lovelys.

Damn, that's a lot of women in one small space ....

#27 Your statement isn't exactly true now is it? Everyone of these women are text book hot. From their wrap around my back to strap on and feel the G's long legs, to their pound the shit out of me everything else, these ladies are the epitome of red hot girl on girl action poster material.

Let's face it.
Victoria's secret is the stuff is overpriced.

Yawn. Too much damn clothing. Buried as lame.

yep two of them are ugly I'm not going to say which ones, well one is black and the other one has a parrot nose

Wow, how very early '80s.

god damn I love adriana lima... I'd marry her turd.

I would line them all up naked, tell them to bend over, then run back and forth behind them with my tongue out.

They discuss how big their black husbands/boyfriends private parts are. I mean does anyone think Heidi Klums kids will end up being models? Id hate to be a white guy trying to date a European hottie. You likely cant score with them and even if you can, their dating history is a little scary.

I step-out from behind a tanker truck with two sub-compact fully automatic Uzis and open hell-fire, severing limbs, exploding hearts, and erasing memory - by means of empyting skulls. I kill all of the VS models except for Alessandra Ambriosio, and Adrian Lima. The latter I make in to a sex/salad tossing servant slave. Ambriosio, I turn in to lover; for life (or until I tire of her useless body). We use the airliner to jet-set across the ocean where I anally assault Alessandra repeatedly, while forcing her to fist Adriana's vagina. Scream. Adriana! Scream! That's how I get off. Through blood, and torture.

And internet pornography.. Sad.

Borrrrrrrrrring! And Heidi Klum you need to quit because you look like you're babysitting those girls.

I was just going to say, Heidi Klum is looking past her prime.

Oh, wait! For Heidi Klum I would make a special exception. Normally I don't want to get close enough to hurt somebody. I prefer to shoot from a distance because I'm a coward. However, for Klum, I would use a gigantic steak-knife to pull her womb, like removing the engine from a car. Heidi would writhe and scream but there'd be nothing she could do. I would act out of indifference. Classy.

And I'd slice her voice-box out as well. No more music, Heidi! ever.

its kinda embarrassing/lame that they make them all dress the same

heidi klum is old enough to be the mom of the other girls... why isnt she home with her real kids?

You better add eye protection to your boner ball plans, or you'll lose an eye to one of those stilletto stripper heels they got on. I wonder when this was over if they donated their shoes to the poor strippers fund..

Hey Dick!!!

You're a dick.

As I nurse this coffee - I thought of a good quiz.
Called "Guess the original hair color"
Let's take middle pic - bottom row.
- girl on our left - black. ( That was like the middle square in bingo)
- Marrisa Miller. Humm - I'm a bit surprised here. Black ?
- Heidi Klum - Grey
oops gotta go.
But you can all still play at home !!

#39 WTF are you babbling about?

#46. Frist. I am Dick! Someone was saying that you enjoy "ATM". True? God, I hope so! Viva Ass-to mouth.

a bunch of whores on parade...*yawn*...big F-ing deal...

is it just me or are none of them really even pretty?

my friends are more attractive!

These girls are way too skinny for swimsuit models. But I would fuck all of them still just because . I could then brag. I splooged on Heidi Klums forehead...on the computer..sorry

"These girls are way too skinny for swimsuit models."

I agree. They do not look sexy or feminine enough.

I love her! I saw her profile with hot & sexy photos on millionairematch.com/photo/bloger, a dating site for celebrities and wealthy singles to mingle. Believe it or not. The profile looks sincere, attractive and sexy. Charlie Sheen has found some young girls there. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.

so pretty...especially heidi klum!

sall about Allesandra!

Does Alessandra Ambrosio have scoliosis or is she trying to be sexy by constantly dropping her hips forward and sticking her butt in the air? Honestly, that position just looks uncomfortable. Try it some time. Come to think of it, almost all the Victoria's Secret models do that in shows. Wtf?

Do guys think it looks sexy?

Re:#47
Well since I recently met them all on millionairematch.com - I now have the confidence to continue the quiz.
Ms Lima - There's a bit of red goin' on but I say Light brown.
Alissanndro? - your name is too tuff to spell. Deal with it hun. Maybe that's why you can't score the right type of dates. (But I doubt it) Bit of blonde goin' on -but I say dark brown
Woman with the boots : Don't know who you are. Call me.
Woman Ms. Miller is trying to hump : I'm pretty sure that's Meg from Family Guy with contacts. Not sure though. But seriously. I don't do cartoons.
Too many variables.

They all look amazing except that one in pic #9. She's got a butta face on a models body. Marissa Miller is the hottest one.

She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

I thought something was going on here.... .but I guess I've been wrong and am just crazy.

Typical.

Heidi Klum looks AMAZING for her age, especially after having kids!

wow, a bunch of underfed, overrated skeletal princesses.
not impressed.

*yawn* boring boring boring. adrianna lima is killer. the rest.... blahhhdyyy blah blah blah

Cindy from MillionaireMatch.com is Ukrainian. And ultra annoying in any language.

Re: # 59
Well since I recently met all the VS ladies on 'nudistonly.com'- I really DO have the confidence to continue the quiz !!
Just kidding ! That would be cheating you people.
Because let's face it - the drapes don't ALWAYS match the carpet...
And Spam isn't that tasty...

Marissa Miller looks the best because she actually has curves...unlike the other...BOYS. And the brunette w/ the parrot nose? Good God she looks like Maria Schriver or something, ick (a.k.a...not a good thing)!

...uhm #43, you should really seek help. I'm betting you've got "secrets" buried in your backyard. Therapy! Medication!
As for Heidi...it's sad. She really looks old/fat compared to the rest of them.

how short is marissa miller? she has HUGE boots on and is still shorter than the other girls. look at her next the heidi...she's not even heidi's height with those boots on, and heidi isn't close to 5'9".......marissa must be around 5'5.5" or 5'6" at most...i am a bit surprised....she always seemed really tall.

Some of my friends told me many celebrities left some of their nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistconnect.com. such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are

intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistconnect.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

Some of my friends told me many celes s left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistconnect.com. Rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistconnect.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.

the one with the weird butt poses is not alessandra. that's izabel goulart. love adriana lima!

should this be seen?

Cute. Besuties are hanging out here.

When I was reading this article something just really annoyed me and a question just came up. What 'normal' everyday women discusses literature and politics? That was just such a stupid sterotypical thing to say. Shit I'm not a supermodel, so that must mean I'm a normal intellectual woman.. so shit I must talk about literature and politics not at all like a supermodel.
I'm friends with some models, not ones to rival any of the above all though they are all beautiful in there way have not had the type of stardoom or maybe never will have the stardoom that the victoria sectrets models above. But they get shit for being it none the less and okay I've probably said some things paralle to what you have said jokingly yet their not at all stupid, ignorant or ditzy women.
I just find it annoying that some people think that models are just stupid airheads and think that they are far more superior in intellect then them. It's like do you know these people? Do you know anyone in that industry. But of course there would be some models that are not all bright but to just assume that every woman that works in that industry is a ditz is just so ignorant.
And that's all I wished to say. End of weird rant.

what is with the retard trash talkers on this post? you guys don't even know the models. it's just their jobs to do whatever they do, i'd rather to be paid a lot of money than to let a stand-out body sink and be stared

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oh damn. I'd take the two on the left, they're the best in my opinion. And Heidi Klum's getting a little too old for this, but she still has a hot body. I've got a big boner thinking about the one on the left.

Yesterday, I saw they joined a niche interracial dating site interracialromancing.com. Seems they are dating someone there.