Nov 14 2007Victoria's Secret Angels get a Hollywood star

FIRST!

What is that nasty thing on her ass?

Even when they're supermodels, the spic chicks never know how to wipe their ass

That's the dookie I've always wanted to eat out of her ass!

Wow!!! Great pics! But what's on her butt on the first pic???

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Nice reminder of the true function of an ass. Man, you just gotta repress that to have any fun back there...

4- veggi troll - you're pointless.

Actually that's my fault - I blew my load on her while they were walking around. don't worry - I'm going to the free clinic to have that checked out...

I'm sure it's something like confetti, given the event, but it's more fun to pretend that she has little anorexic poodle-shits.

#3 & 4 Troll, veggi (the real one) is right...you have some kind of ASS OCD.

Fucking helmet wearing retard, can't even trust to wait on the corner for your short bus..

God is good

there is really nothing very interesting about this post, sorry to say. nothing at all.

except for Heidi Klume...these girls look as dumb as dirt.

#7 - Ted, nice job defending veggi! I think I love you! Here's some of my erotica, revised just for you (there's more on my site):

FRIST's hands began to flash up and down on Ted's
massive meat. The tiny dribbles continued to flow from his
cock tip, and every time her hands smacked into his
cock-head the tiny drops splashed onto her arms. "Come on
baby, come on," she chanted, "come on."

Ted alternated between having his eyes screwed shut in
bliss and watching FRIST's face. She looked awe struck
as his cock jerked and twitched in her hot hands. She
had brought him to a near boil, and she was practically
begging for his semen.

FRIST heard Ted grunt, and as her hands shot up the
length of his shaft a torrent of thick ropey semen spewed
from the end of his cock and leaped at least six feet in the
air. "Oh fuck, yeah," she squealed as the hot cream
continued to fountain from the purple, swollen head of
his cock. The milky cream rained down on her arms, face
and soaked her top.

Ted grunted as his body heaved the seed from his loins
in mind shattering blasts. FRIST continued to milk the
hot cream out of his cock until it had stopped spurting
and was merely washing over the head of his dick in
diminishing waves. She continued to reverently caress
his shaft and cup each of his balls in turn – just one
completely filled her palm.

What the hell is that all over her jeans in the first picture???

#14, dude you have WAYYYYYYYYY too much time on your hands!!!..

except that dirt has little ants crawling around in it. and ants have little brains. brains that are probably twice as large as the ones resting in the skeletal cavity of these girls' heads. so i would actually say that dirt would be quite a bit smarter.

again, why are they shoving their asses out towards the camera? oh they must be showing off those hideous jackets.

could anyone be more worthless than these chicks? besides britney of course.

ummm...#16 apparently you have something other than time on your hands...very impressive! I give it two balls up.

A pack of pretty girls trying their best to be sexy and alluring ... and all anyone can see is the crap on that one chick's ass. Single-handedly - or, more accurately, single-assedly - she negated the purpose of the entire media event. This is a prime example of why no one should wear white pants.

Great. Jimbo just cut & pasted #14 into Word, replaced all "Ted" with "Jimbo" and now he's headed off to the bathroom. I gotta wizz something fierce, and there's no fucking way I'm going in there now. Thanks a fuckin lot, Frist.

The reason they're in LA is that's where they're taping the annual Victoria Secret Xmas show. When they're done, they're commanded to return back to my home. Ladies, you have your orders.

#18, yeah I know who is more worthless. My shitstain of a troll (#14)

I wonder when Ted will be...able...to comment again. lol

FRIST!!!

I want to bang their moms and dogs!!!! I want to bang their dogs' turds!!! I want to bang their moms' sweet tomatoes!!!

(an early Christmas troll present for LL)

This made my penis erect.

Trolls=retards.

They think it's clever, but it's the most unoriginal of things one could do on a site like this.

FRIST!!! what is this, Wednesday? I think we should get the Friday alcohol flowing early thins week. I know you're with me. It's been a rough one.

The single most unoriginal thing, of course, is to nag people about saying "first."

After all the errand-running and reluctant blowjobs, my job has me exhausted already and I need an alcohol rinse.

Oh please....now it's the Hollywood sidewalk stars they're giving away. I could think of a few aboeba who could use a star than these, what shall I call them.....(still thinking).

And yet, the world keeps spinning....

Secretly recorded during the first ladies' room break - which of course, all models went to simultaneously for a reason men will never know but always ponder.

Brainless Model A: "Like, So-and-so is wearing your shoes!"

Brainless Model B: "Oh, no she's not! Really?"

A: "Like, yeaauhhh!"

B: "Oh, that bitch!"

A: "Like, I saw What's-her-face and she's got on, like, the same jacket as me! Like, can you believe the nerve of that skank! ...umm, like?"

B: "Oh, no she ditnt."

A: "Like she did. Like that ho can't find something of her own - she's, like, got to copy me!?"

Brainless Model C: "Hey, I think she can hear you talking about her."

A: "Like, what makes you think that, like?"

C: "Because we're all standing in front of the same mirror, maybe?"

B: "Oh, that cunt. Tell her to get her own mirror!"

It actually appears to be confetti on her ass. I had to look at some of the other pictures to tell, but it's definitely confetti. Still looks like shit though.

I took all 8 of them out for dinner last night. The great thing is they all split one meal and I had left overs to take home. That was the cheapest date ever..

Heidi needs to hang it up~ she's making herself look bad compared to these young girls. She's the only one with wrinkles around her eyes when she smiles!

TS, I'm with you. Oh, and sorry to say, you have a troll too. Ok, shots all around, (except trolls)..

anyone else diggin the man hands on these gals?

Line them up FRIST..

Dude, FRIST, you are a total freak!!! Don't blame it on the troll, girl, just own it!!

Ok, at least if it IS really the troll, you can still take credit. That was hot, every guy here wants you now, and you didn't even have to do any work! ;)

PS = LJV, I know you're lurking lady. Come on out and give mama a kiss kiss.

i don't think they should be marketing so openly the fact that being dressed in victoria's secret makes women look rather like trailer trash, but what do i know about this stuff?

Hey Jimbo...you are first. TS next, and hey, Ript...I'm not a TOTAL freak...and I saw you were on here last night or something saying something about Britney laying off the drugs for a bit, that was funny..

K, everyone...DOWN THE HATCH!!

Except trolls, FEEL MY HATCHET!!!

Masturbators trying to write clever witty things...so cute!

Once, I went into a Victoria Secrets and picked up a bra and took it to one of the salesgirls. I asked her if she could help me fill out this form. Only two more months before the restraining order expires!

who would've guessed all you would be talking about was the stuff on the back of her pants. wow. way to stay predictable. some of you need a vacation from your keyboards.

Jesus-Fucking-Christo! I really wanna use Alessandra Ambrosio, in the worst fucking way possible. ATM! Frist?

If I was on that plane I definitely would be sitting in prison right now on 83 counts of rape.

It's Frist as Dorothy in the Wizard of Porn..."ATM, ATM, ATM!"

well, nice asses, but they don't deserve a damn star. Those girls can't even act excited when they're over here.

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful..

I thought you had to be an actor or singer to get a star. I thought some kind of showbiz talent was required.
Why are models getting stars now on the Blvd??
WTF?

Adriana Lima looks nasty in these pics.
They're getting stars on the Blvd now because they're hot and hotness rules the world.
I'd eat ever single one of those bitches out. TWICE! I want to have their pussy juice all over my face.

Adriana Lima the BESTTTTTTTTT

miranda kerr isn't dumb, she's awesome.

Alright, this is just fucked up!!! Two Victoria Secret aritcles in two days and not single panty-clad love ho'. Damn... WTF is coming of this world? I WANT NEKKID BITCHES!!!!

Heidi is cute and sexy! She looks beautiful in that golden dress! It seems she has a major crush on mature wealthy men! Her profile was found on millionaire dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger) last week! Good luck to her search!

Damn that Miranda Kerr is so freakin hot!

UMMMM that isn't Heidi Klum in the top picture, it's Marissa Miller.

Selita Ebanks is one of my faves, flyest african american model/actress out there

I think alessandra has some confetti on her ass

DANG! Dat dere is sum reel nice an nawty puuuuussssssyyyyyyyyy!

Us dus like dem like dat up er in dis dang hills...Uhhhhhmmmmmmmmm!!!!

#24 Andrea,
Baby, I'm back. The best part is the person who wrote this stole my identity in the post before this. I cannot imagine such a lack of imagination, however, well played identity thief. I know you are Kelly Ripa. Damn you Kelly Ripa. P.S. Regis isn't very funny and ND stinks.

So the Silicon Valley's richest bachelor is getting married. And of course not to one of these VSC girls or Jessica Alba, even though he definitely can. But simply to a PhD in biomedical informatics from Stanford.

I guess only non-wealthy men, like those idolizing these VSC girls who have never demonstrated their brain power, find such girls so very special.

#62,
You sound like a smart guy. Get over it. You live in Palo Alto. You're smart and will eventually be rich if you're not so already. The VS girls are complete bores... just like rich people in general. The only interesting picture is of the woman who either:
A. shit herself. or
B. sat on a tootsie roll (and possibly shit herself).

bunch of pussies

Alessandra Ambrosio should be the new Barbarella, not that homewrecking hag Rose McGowan.

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what a joke... who else gets a star? kim k? does paris hilton have one too?

bum fluff haaaaaaaaaa

How amazing their pefect figure is! They look so famous,but even clebs are lonely sometimes, someone saw her profile with hot photos on SugarCupid.com. a joke made by someone? but who cares. ...

How amazing their pefect figure is! They look so famous,but even clebs are lonely sometimes, someone saw her profile with hot photos on SugarCupid.com. a joke made by someone? but who cares. ...

HaHa HIEDI KLUMp pic#3 &13
You& Madonna have the same hands
retire your fake assYou Old Bag
hahahaha

the USA is sad and pathetic right up there with asian porn culture
Star quality now means no talent
it all began with paris...

that is NOT Heidi in the 1st pic
she's the old den mother with wrinkles and haggard handsin the other shots

Heidi give it up!
such a greedy hoe
GO F*CK a SEAL

VS models make Hentai anime look hotter
I love how f*cked up the world has becum

Those jeans are the hottest thing in the new scat denim collection!

I thought Hollywood sunk to a new low when they gave Ricky Martin a star on the Boulevard but I was wrong. This is the new low.

Can you imagine either Ricky Martin or the girl with the buck teeth starring in "Apocalypse Now"? (EXCEPT for Porn)

Jimbo, you racist moron, Alessandra Ambrosio is not even Mexican. But she is a goddess.

I love Miranda Kerr. She is an Aussie and must bang like a kangaroo!!

considering whoever gets a star has to pay for it, they're clearly giving those to any one these days. this one is especially pathetic.

The item on that clotheshanger in the lead pic is very clearly an escaped dingleberry.

Thank you.

8 supermodels and only 3/4 of a decent ass amongst the lot of them.

They'd look great on your arm when you're in the hottest club in town, but seriously what the hell do you grab on to when you bang'em?

It's gotta be all elbows and knees and size 14 feet all up in your face when you bed one of these girls.

crazypants, you're a gay.

@78 I think that was Jimbo's troll...his troll is an asshole!!!

What is with this Ambrosio woman? - she looks like a ferret, I really can't believe she is considered a hot woman, sure the others are beautiful women but her? her face is like some big cosmic joker sharpened it with a pencil sharpener, then slapped some fake tan and a wig on top and told everyone that she was a beautiful woman and then amazingly the world believed it, like the emperors new clothes but Ambrosios face instead.

As a pseudofeminist college girl,
I confess that I would love to be a Victoria's Secret model.
They've got everything money, looks, admiration.
These girls could be dumb as a stick, but they've got it all.

#86

No models have snatched the top 10 richest men in the world. Only the smart or interesting ones do. Models sometimes snatch somewhat wealthy, but never the wealthiest. The wealthiest fuck them, get bored, then marry someone smart or interesting.

Oh, other types of men that models usually snatch? Losers: drug addicts and physically abusive men.

So, no, they don't have it all. So go get an advanced degree or something else that will actually make people respect you. And you can still try to look good while doing this.

#87

You said, "snatch."

Supposedly chicks who wear white pants like to take it up the ass.

iburl - whose ass and boobs would you rather play with.....

any of those Victoria Secret chicks or Kim Kardashian's?

Ignoring of course all manners of potential std's and pee and so on...

Real men'll pick Kimmy any day of the week.

they are so pretty and shining,but even these girls are lonly, do you believe, because someone saw them on a daing site called sugarcupid.com.

seriously.... VS couldn't use ONE hot asian model for this event?!? In fact when did the asians fall away from supermodeldom? bah..... this sux

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