Nov 9 2007Vanessa Hudgens’ dad will crush you

So, no more nudes?

I'd like to see how her mom looks like. I bet you she's some ugly looking Filipina.

I'd wreck that (not her dad).

crush , kill , destroy

Get a grip there Pablo......first of all your headband and wristband don't match and second of all you are a tad too old to be flashing gang signs.

Gimmie a break...

i have no time for this.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Nice body shame about the face.

Oh, are we talking about Vanessa here?

"Does anybody else smell a big sweaty beaver?"

Boring... another Baby Veal.

Oh my GOD, what the hell happened to Sean Connery????

How embarrassing!

I remember when my Dad flung his water bottle at the paps that were following me...

I've never been able to live it down.

he has boobs

Thats the closest you'll ever see to a real life cartoon character........

Looks like Giuliani on steroids

Dad needs a gun. Nobody's holding their breath. Vanessa is cute. 18 is great.

He should be grateful that the nude pictures got out. No one was interested in her before the pictures. I believe "hope" that we will see her in some movies or sitcom in the future :)

#7 You have to MAKE time. This is VERY important!!!!!

And yet still, do NOT navigate away from the porn..

#1 I first read your comment and thought it said no more "dudes". Yeah, so I didn't get it and moved on. Wasn't till I refreshed and reread it that I saw "nudes". So that makes much more sense and also guess what?

YOU WERE FIRST!!!!!!..

You should have seen how he acted when he realized I came in her mouth.

So now, by his behavior, what would have been a common photo - makes it to the blogs and celeb sites :-D

#18 - He should be glad the nude photos came out....I mean it's not like it's something that he hasn't seen (touched/groped/licked) repeatedly over the past 12-14 years.

Hey SKANK BURRITO (from Pauley Shore post),
FRIST!!! is not a whore, she's an alcoholic (and a pretty damn good one) so get your facts straight. You know what else? You ARE a fucking idiot so apparently she's pretty bright and perceptive too. Dipfuck...Yeah, I just made that one up. Just for you.

And didn't even call it. Great work.

What are you talkng about, TS?

#20, Ya, but see how I actually made a comment, just as if it were another other position? I'm hoping it spreads throughout the internets.

and you're right, "dudes" would have made no sense.

TS: "she's pretty bright and perceptive"
FRIST: "What are you talkng about, TS?"

Dipfuck was talkin shit because you called him out on his stupidity in the Pauley post. Yeah, that was like 5 posts ago, but I just read it and it pissed me off. I know Dipfuck is going to be reading this post sooner or later so I just figured I'd make him recognize. Don't fuck with my girl FRIST. Yeah, I know I am crazy. And high.

#27, I know, and that is why I called it for you!!! You rock!!!

TS, now I know what you are talking about, the Pauly post. HAHA, I left right after I wrote that. Thanks for coming to my defense all who did, even though I was called "total slut" and "alcoholic", but hey, better than WHORE..

#28, I know, that was ironic.

She looks bad. Like the hispanic girls who hang out in front of 7-11 for day jobs.

#28 Ok, that is kinda funny..

Sluts are cool, so are alcoholics. But only the good kind like me and you (or is it you and I, or you and me?).

I think it is you and me..

what a douche and she's so average looking its sickening.

Children please! How many time do I have to instruct you?

"like you (are) and I (am"

hence

"like you and I"

motherfuckers...

Heavens! You distressed me into a typographical error!

motherfuckers...

But only the good kind like me.
But only the good kind like you.

It's But only the good kind like me and you.

I think.

My teacher told me it's you and me, but that's how I was taught nipolean, to break it up like that..

I could be wrong here but I think Miss Stratford might be wrong here. Anyone?
I think FRIST tiene razon.

Sorry nipolian, spelled your name wrong. Now I have to throw out my spelling bee trophies :(

Loved the lesbian reference in the made-up dialogue.

Vanessa goes to the gym cause Zachy loves muscles, like manly muscles.
And bushes. And hair combing.

Hey Frist - It's all good.....please don't throw away your awards.

No, teacher is right. It's a compound sentence (well, it would be, it it weren't a fragment), and "like" begins a new clause in which "you and I" are the nouns.

*bang*

oh

Well then I stand, with a shot of Cazadores in my hand, corrected.

#44, thanks, cause I don't know where they are..

She wants no part of it, totally ignoring him.

Last pic he is throwing up the set!
2-1 holmes!

On the phone: "Mom...come get dad! He's flashing gang signs again! I don't believe he was EVER hardcore. I don't care WHAT stories he tells at Thanksgiving. God...I'm SO embarrassed!"

Oh yeah...if Vanessa's dad is reading this...I WOULD FUCK YOUR DAUGHTER IN MORE POSITIONS THAN THERE ARE HAIRS IN YOUR NOSE OLD MAN.

#32 & 36...Keep in mind that she just got out of the gym. What woman doesnt lose a little in the looks department after just sweating it out at the gym. This girl is smokin. I'm guessing you're either an Ameican robot that is only into blondes or a jealous bitch. It all depends on whether you're a man or woman. Let me know.

I think he's kinda hot.

another good one, Superficial - another good one

i'm telling you, peripherally-related-to-some-celebrity threads are a gold-mine and a bold, daring new niche

consider it carefully, my friend - when the 20-something fake-blondes
(brit, paris, etc etc) all vanish simultaneously very very soon,
there will always be Angelina's lesbian-soul-sucking sister to talk about....

i don't think she's pretty, and im a straight girl. from a guys prospective, what exactly is above average looks for a girl.

Looks like he got a mail order bride in his 50s and knocked her up.

I'd take a swing-at Vanessa's dad. I wouldn't back down from his burly ass. I'd hit him with a flurry of punches straight to the face. Knock his bear-ass out! Am I wrong, or does that guy look like a gigantic homosexual? I bet he's secretly fucking Efron.

...Why doesn't she just go take some more nudes?!

Okay. I[m guessing that the post was supposed to be funny, it completely failed but I'm guessing that was the point. Judging from some not all but some of the posts it looks this site is just another place for bottom feeders and lowlifes can come and post utter filth.

Pity. I thought x-17, Perez Hilton and TMZ would have sufficently filled that pathetic niche.

He'll slap you with a saggy man boob. Is he like 75 yrs old?

These aren't very good pics of her.

I wonder how many times her dad jerked off to those naked pics of Vanessa because from the looks of it, he hasn't had sex with a woman in almost two decades.

And what's with the Gorbachev style deformity on his head? I bet he would like to watch as me and my homies gave it to his daughter family style.

www.tenderloin.net

this has "salinas" written all over it.

did this guy make me gyro sandwich the other day at the gas station?

Did anyone else look at her dad and think Sargent Slaughter?

Since this post is so fucking boring, im going to talk about something useless...like that ipod. Apparently stars can afford $400 for the ipod but stick with the shitty headphones that come with them. God ipods suck.

Reminds me of the Romanian strongman Letterman had on back in the mid 80s. He'd be growling and bending metal and shit while his semi-retarded son looked on in confusion.

Daddy looks like a retarded trucker: *Vanna...bitch! Get me another beer!*

Vanessa for the love of God and Ed Hardy fans every where STOP MAKING A MOCKERY OF HIS PRODUCTS!!!!!!!! you are not bad ass. you are lame, retarded and an embarassment to the entire industry. Please go back to von hudsons' products, they suit your crap ass image much better.

ahahhaha this is hilarious. her dad's so cute!

Wait...this bitch ain't black??

Is it just me or does her dad look like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

Moritfying!

How old was her dad when he had her? 50? He looks about 70 years old

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Carl.png

That's some ugly scary dude. Vanessa's whishing her hat was big enough to hide her embarrassment.

http://www.mycelebfix.com

Don't mess with this dude. Check out the last pic. Gramps, is throwing up gang signs.

Johnny B. Badd
http://www.opticongraphics.com

She is a nice girl. It's said she recently joined a celebrity and millionaire dating site named SearchingMillionaire.com. Many men winked at her there.

You sure it's not her grandfather?? And the way she's walking behind him and keeping her head down makes it look like she's not real proud to be with him....

It's buttafucko and the long island lolita

Vanessa is a good girl! I have ever met her on talk show! She is kindhearted and loving. Now she is dating a young good-looking guy on millionaire dating site (http://Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). Good luck!

I just gotta say, Dad-of Vanessa looks so funny! He reminds me of a retarded child. Oh, he's so mad. Look at him go. Don't get to close. Vanessa looks embarassed too. Ha!

oh my god! Its a real-life carl from aqua teen! :O

Its Carl!!! (ATHF)

I like the way he's curling his lip. Sir! sir! The anger management class meets NEXT Monday. You're a week early. Go make threatening gestures and incoherent noises elsewhere.

which one is vanessa hudgens?

Dad should have kicked the paparazzi's ass.

#5 - LOL....I have to agree

#5 - LOL....I have to agree

Are you sure that "dad" isn't John Astin?

like other youth stars, she fears her personal life knoen by others, but why someone told me tha he saw she is oa a millionaire& celebrity sita called sugarcupid.com. what does she doing? now why she has such action facing the photografer.

he looks like a mix of soccer hooligan,sean connery,steroids and coke. i bet he he could take a 45 acp slug in the gut and still woop ass

funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy shizzzz

She should be more embarrassed of her dad than the nude pics....at least with the nudes she is getting some good attention

I agree with Karisha #91.
I would have been so embarrassed to have a father that will splash water to people that mess with me instead of settling it like a man.