Nov 2 2007The Spice Girls empower women to stand around

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spicey

Is it strange that I was never that into the Spice Girls? Everyone else my age was... still don't understand why.

scary spice needs to go back to her natural hairstyle

haven't these wenches started to punch on yet?

After Spice World, I do not see how they got a comeback shot.

COLORS OF THE WORLD
penis in your life
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL
penis in your life
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
penis in your life

lalalalallalalala
lallalalalalalalal

spice up your vaginas

COLORS OF THE WORLD
penis in your life
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL
penis in your life
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
penis in your life

lalalalallalalala
lallalalalalalalal

spice up your vaginas

i know speaky eengleesh? jose? jesus? hernandez? fernandez? pop!

Just what the world needed: The Spice Girls. Now all that's missing is a new David Hasselhoff single.

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
I really wanna cunt yes I really wanna cunt
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I really wanna blunt yes I I really wanna blunt
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
A blunt inside a cunt is what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really cunt cunt cunt cunt wanna zigazig ha.

well that was utter crap. that song is awful. and the video makes no sense in relation to it whatsoever. way overdone with the over interpretive squirmy arms movements? posh can't emote her way out of a vomit bag. geri just wants any excuse to take off her shirt and be photographed. scary rolling around on fur with her tit job busting out. and scary and baby chose to keep it covered, and end up the least featured.. wtf was that shit? negative 3 stars

xBrilliant musical artists!

*golf claps*

GIRL POWER!!??? Superficial are you really okay? I think i´m going to Perez Hilton dot com.

Muahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Their music was always crap. However, I will admit they all look pretty good. Better than Britney Spears! I think these girls just might kick Brit Brit's ass in the music industry. Did anyone else listen to that "interview" Britney had with Ryan Seacrest?? Trainwreck.

the video is so random

Shit song, video... embarassment to them all tbh.
But hey... it's for Children In Need... they're doing it for the kids.

#11 That is awesome! Really I am still laughing!!!

is this site being hijacked? my bookmark to http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.html has worked until today and i get redirected to buzznet.com.

this is in your header on index.html

so i assume it is being done on purpose. pretty lame!

meta http-equiv="refresh" content="0;http://thesuperficial.buzznet.com/"

do my eyes deceive me? did superfish just defend pregnant or post pregnancy women?! did he just show signs of non-shallow behaviour, or dare i say it.... non-misogyny?! did he just say women shouldn't be pressured into gaining perfect figures having just had babies? I feel faint, surely the world must implode now. my smelling salts GET ME MY SMELLING SALTS

Julie Anderson is a cunt. But not as big a cunt as the spice girls. They should go back to 1998 when they were popular.

FIRST!!!!!

Ick!!! I thought we were done with these stupid, useless bitches years ago and they were just an embarrassment & distant memory...kind of like New Kids on the Block...and Britney Spears any day now...please someone tell me BS will disappear into her own black hole (ooh...)soon; never to be seen again...

Damn baby spice is fucking hot.

It's nice to see a Ginger on top for once.

I'm not actually gonna listen to this crap though. I've gotta draw a line somewhere, and this is it.

Wow, Ginger looks damn fine!

Almost 40 and way better than Britney.

someone make them go away

That cover is really elegant and retro. - sought of like a 70s Vogue

Love the color harmony

What a pile of shit.

Middle-aged desperate women standing around to a washed up bubblegum pop ballad. Who on earth finds these girls hot and sexy?

I guess their reunion tour will be a big gayfest.

I too would like a blunt in a cunt..Spice up your vaginas? I can see the Slim Jim guy screaming that, and it makes me chuckle. Thanks Beaner, or whatever your name is..

Don't know what Mel B's new nickname should be, but Victoria Beckham is absolutely the new Scary Spice.

Scary Spice and Scarier Spice.

to calaverita @ #14

You stupid, vacant, vapid, useless cunt.

What an ambulatory vacuum tube.

The fish is using sarcasm.

But that is way over your fucking 3rd grade minority head. FUCK YOU WHORE

to other users, don't email about the "minority" thing, I know this cunt, and yes, she is a minority because the majority of users here are NOT RETARDED (has nothing to do with race).

BITE SOME SHIT out of your dad's ass when he fucks you again tonite you whore.

okay.

all done.

Very mediocre song and video. Middle-aged, even. At least they were fun when they were big.

Hey #3 Cate...to answer your query...your an intelligent human and can spot REAL TALENT!

Anyone who knows anything about music...knows that there has never been a less talented bunch of fake-studio-recorded-executive-run-advertising-executive-run-but-lets-all-make-a-gazzillion-dollars-off-of-this-rag-tag-no-talent-group-of-what-so-ever-losers!
Because in the end the population of kids will mass like sheep going to slaughter and make us all RICH winners!
But not you Cate...good girl!

#38 "you're"

______jumping bean is awesome. Basically this video says to me that superficiality rules and I have nothing against that - look where I'm at.

Freaking hideous.

I just don't get the underwear part of the video. Or why Posh is all tangled up in hers. Explanation? Anyone?

Dude this video is empowering.

I love laying around the house looking hott and denying my boyfriend sex. It's the greatest feeling in the world.

It's like my life.

I never got these chicks, even back in 1997. Their songs are awful, only two sing at all, they don't play instruments. They were a joke then and a much worse one now. I have never known anyone who owned their music or liked any of their songs. I am about their age too, a little younger. How the fuck did their "tour" sell out in 37 seconds?????????? Who likes these slags????

MILFS!

I thought that civilization (not counting Africa) realized the futility of a "Spice World"? Strange. The Spice Girls. Fucking lame. Very, very lame. Human beings are fucking dumb. We've gone to the moon. Humans even landed a space "probe" on an asteroid that was traveling at tens-of thousands of miles per hour! Do you realize the amount of calculation that something of that magnitude requires? Trajectories, speeds, orbits. Even just knowing there's going to be an asteroid in the first place. Heavy. And, then. Then there's the Spice Girls. What the fuck?

she's anorexic!

so, which one's OLD spice? zing!

i was watching some old spice girls music videos and feeling very surprised at how animated victoria beckham could be or used to be or maybe still is when noone is watching. THAT, my friends...is the essence of bizarre.

she was my favorite spice girl back in the day a loooong time ago, though.

Is Sporty Chisholm in this? I can't tell her from Halliwell. Looks like Halliwells not farting around, though.

TO #36 steveq:

Is just so funny, but mostly ridiculous how my comment did affect you. What the fuck do you care? Someone with a lonely pathetic life could feel ofended by my comment. I get the fucking sarcasm! i´m saying is just so boring and far far away from funny, the superficial has done better than the last 3 days admit it!.

Have a good life. Is all i´m going to say to you.

#39- correcting spelling that was already correct. You are the wrong one.

You're is a contraction of you are. #38 used the proper form of your.

Wow the video was really cheesy and the song was horrible! what is up with Geri's manly body?!

Kár, hogy az új klippjuk olyan unalmas. De azért még mindig szeretem Victoria Beckhamet. Mindig is ő volt a kedvencem, akkor is ha mostanában egy kicsit idegesítő és furcsán öltözködő..

Where did Lesbian-Spice go?

#52, you got it wrong: #38 said, "your an intelligent human" - clearly, by that, s/he meant 'you are', and hence #39 IS correct! Sometimes it's best to check before making an arse out of yourself!

These dinosaurs gotta let it go!
How about investing in some young talent for a change? And not the same old same old either--fresh ideas anyone? New music isn't *new* anymore !

I read where they all fuck dogs. I can't believe that!

Yawn.........................get somes nudes of these bitches on or quit posting about them.........their run is over...............5 years ago.

She looks like a man in a skirt with those abs...

Ginger Spice has had so very many different looks.... chubby, skinny, toned, prego. And lord help me, I would do every one she's had. The other 4 wannabes are invisible to me, especially Silicone Spice Beckham.

Plastic bitches

The only part that really had any substance was when "Sporty" busted out around 1:58 into it. Otherwise...pretty blah...

she's really sexy and stunning. I've seen her picutes on a profile on a internet luxury dating site meetrich dotcom for millionaires and celebrities, is it really her? I 've tried to send an email. I am not sure, but I heard that charlie sheen appeared on that site and dated a very pretty girl there. Just have a try, hehe....

where the fuck is sporty spice?

HOW DID GINGER GET THOSE ABS AFTER A BABY?
TAKE NOTE, WOMEN.

I would totally air brush jiz that air brushed stomach.

Airbrushed Cross Dressers

#66 Take note: f#ck you're stupid.

Britny had those airbrushedplastic surgery abs after 2 kids for a while like in her magazine spread & her lastest video

funny the only one with a voice is not there
Cheers Sporty

So... the Superficial would make fun of the Spice Girls if they let their post-baby tummies go flabby. Yet, the Superficial also makes fun of the Spice Girls if they have abs of steel? Hmm...

So... the Superficial would make fun of the Spice Girls if they let their post-baby tummies go flabby. Yet, the Superficial also makes fun of the Spice Girls if they have abs of steel? Hmm...

Emma aside, 4 ugly uber-airbrushed dogs, all of them, booooooring song, sorry we forced this pish on you lot, but you gave us Dic Cheney and Paris Hilton... so fairs fair...

Love the new video!

# 74 Glennie HUH?

Do you really think this today's world is desperate for another story of the spice-girls. Exactly, I don't think so. Especially with th the likes of "Bastard" and "betrayder" vicky buckham!!

HOTTIES

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2294156

play pacman dudes... much more interesting than this!

http://www.playpacman.net

Is Tyler Durden really back, or are you just fucking with us?

I wonder if that bush red or blond?!!

I think it is boring that they are back together. So many groups are getting back together just for the $$$$$$$ and all the girls in the spice girls can not stand each other its all a front. Well come on who could deal with Diva Posh and Werido Ginger.

38 and Cate

First of all, no one was "into" the Spice Girls except 10-year-olds. 38, I like the kinda sarcasm, kinda realism of yor comment.

I'm seriously wondering if Cates comment was sarcasm or a real comment, because then I'm super scared that she would think anyone self-respecting muso would be into them.

#80
CAN YOU s a y
wirey grey

YES TAKE NOTE YOU LAZY POST PREGNANTCY FAT ASSES!

how sexy and cool she is in this dress. this is very different from her photos on sugarcupid.com. because those are sexy but not cool.