Nov 6 2007Star Jones is an inspiration

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retard

first?

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First.

I'm not a retard, you are! Retard.

she's classy

Anyone who tries to post first and all they post is "first" is a retard.

and by first i mean her skin is sagging.

poor fat girls

They invite a stapled nig to DETROIT to meet with fat nigs who can't hold jobs and their already fat and lazy kids. And she doesn't show up for work. Shocking.

#7. I agree completely. That's why I added a question mark. You should be ashamed, #4.

poor fat girls

What was she going to teach them anyway? How to get your stomach stapled.........

It's hard to contrive of a more odious person, but well done to Star Jones for making the nightmare a reality.
She looks like a darker, fat, Nicole Richie.

i would fuck the shit out of her. can we take bets on how many weeks, months, years, it will take her to put her weight back on?

has anybody listened to her talk? she has the most annoying wheez. even though she lost all that weight, her pathetic ass still isnt in shape enough to speak like a normal person.

like i said, i would still fuck the shit out of her. and then eat it.

what a selfish diva. Why do they want her anyway? She's not "full" anymore, thanks to plastic surgery, and she sure as fuck hasn't ever been fabulous.

She has the most gigantic bug eyes I've ever seen (on a non-alien.)

once a sow, always a sow.

What a CUNT!!

Wow, she looks like she could be like one of those flying squirrels with all that excess sagging arm flesh. Or a money devouring, self absorbed, media starved giant bug-eyed Pterodactyl. As much as I hate the stupidly large sunglasses trend, it would work on her.

#15 thanks so much for sharing how you'd 'fuck the shit out of her and then eat it" ....(are you in 7th or 8th grade?) you're hilarious, really, you should be a writer or, something.

I can't see you, but I have a pretty good idea of what you look like, and picturing anyone with Star Jones is enough to make me,......wait.....ugh I got sick.
You'd probably sleep with her dog too. Go find a porn site please, I haven't eaten that much today and I don't want to dry heave when I read your next post.

Fugly.

/fo reals

Star is a bitch. Whoever was willing to pay $25,000 to have her speak to a bunch of kids deserves a seat on the short school bus or a straight jacket. Actually, the judge is the only person in this story I don't want to slap. It's a shame the judge couldn't throw Star in jail for a few centuries.

Today's stories are boring. Where's Britney????

wtf is going on with all that glitter? jesus christ take it down a couple hundred notches Star! and what's up with her chest in the 3rd picture?

and nice "2nd wave" arm fat going on there. everything about her is just blugghhhhghg

She's SO GROSS!!! Bug eyes, flabby arms, bitch attitude...she's a disgrace, seriously. Those girls are better off not having to listen to her stand up there and spew a bunch of BS about how she lost weight...she CHEATED and had SURGERY!!!

Tiny (#18) i couldn't agree with you more... IF you're talking about veggi (#10).

if i remember correctly, star jones used to be a complete fatass herself.

get a fucking clue, your nothing special lardass, or formal lardass

if i remember correctly, star jones used to be a complete fatass herself.

get a fucking clue, your nothing special lardass, or formal lardass

I thought only 16 year-olds wear that obscene amount of glitter???

Why is she a role model???

She still looks like a fatass, at least in her face.

her marraige is a SHAM !!!!!

gay al wanted to prove to everyone he wasnt gay, she is getting up in age and wanted a husband...its a marraige of convenience.

who wants to bet their are not sharing a bed and have seperate bedrooms ?
she knows the marraige is a lie and the truth will come out ..it allways does.

they will divorce when the contract expires...and you can bet she had him sign a confidentiality agreement.

cuz dats what niggas do!

31, is that why she has so many wedding rings? to compensate for the fact that her husband is flaming?

Sign of the times......

I can't say anything more negative than what has already been posted. She is utterly useless and should just go away.

"Everyone knows you don’t do charity events for free."
Whoever writes this stuff probably thinks he's kidding, but really most celebrities DON'T do charity events for free. Reading Aaron Tonken's book on the subject was a real eye opener. (He was "one of the most prominent producers of fundraising events in the country")

She just makes me sick!

You can see in picture #1 all her caked on make-up...it's even in her hairline.

Speaking of hair, nappy nappy nappy. Trying to cover it up with a weave? wig? whatever...it looks terrible.

Someone slap the crap out of her, please!

What a ghoul!!

#37,
Don Imus? Is that you???

Call Kawamee. He'll set yo ass up.

How douchey would a Douche have to be to invite a Douch bitch like Star Jones to a Douche event like Fat and I'm Worth It?

Anyways, I heard Star was in the hospital. She accidently walked in front of a high velocity fan and her arm wings beat her blue.

Since when do fatties get to make demands?

Her flabby arms are awful.

What a bitch!!!!!!!!!!

she should have just stayed fat. Her skin is sagging it's gross

doesn't she have enough money that she could do it for FREE and out of the goodness of her HEART...oh wait, it's star jones we're talking about here, my bad!

she looks like a walking turd.. mr hankys cousin even.

She could be the Halloween Turd instead of the Christmas Poo.

And I agree with #20. LOL

Star....Stupid Bitch.

@ 20-Blondamnation

so what if im in the 6th grade? i dont know how you have a pretty good idea of what i look like if you cant see me, but its probably because i paid you good money to eat your shit the other night and you gave it to me willingly.

and why must you assume that just because i would stick it in star and eat her shit that i am some kind of dog-fucker? thats just appalling. seems to me that you have a personal problem that you are projecting on to others instead of dealing with it yourself.

Note that she has "strategies" to cover up those nasty ass elephant skinned baggy arms.

And is wearing enough glitter to power over twenty or thirty dozen strippers.

note to doodie:

don't go away mad, just go away.

impotent little bipolar closet faggot.

From the forehead down she looks like a rat.

Save some shit for me. I'm hungry.

Weird. Usually it's easy to get niggas to a charity.

She makes racist
I f*ckenHate thisF*CKKEN HOE

What a low down piece of shit bitch, she is no STAR. Can't she be renamed TRASH JONES.

#53

Yeah!! I have my own little troll to abuse and be amused by!

Do you see now why I don't want my son dating these women?

You can take the nagger out of KFC but you CAN NEVER TAKE THE KFC OUT OF THE NAGGER!

Oh and Star J. is a nagger.

#10:

EEehehehehehhehahahhhHAHAHAHHAhahahahah. Ha.

http://www.jerrymillerillustration.com/portfolio_page/portfolio_images/star_jones.jpg

I laughed at 10...

I'm probably going to hell...

Look at the size of the fuckin melon on that thing!!! Its enormous! How does her stalk-like neck manage to hold that fuckin punkin up? What a clown!

She is one ugly woman.

Them bat wings are real attractive on you Star

Y'all just jealous cuz y'all wants to eat the moldy cottage cheese outta my greasy black cooter.

Star Jones has had so much sunshine blown up her azz she really, really believes she's all that. Her personality, through thick and less thick, has always been ugly and self-serving. She is a hypocrite, a liar, and no one anyone should look to for inspiration...please!!!

I would'nt wipe my ass with that face. My shits too valuable.

#57

Yeah!! I have my own little troll to abuse and be amused by!

Pass the shit, please.

I've always hated that fat wheezing self-important whore. I didn't like "The View" but I couldn't even watch 5 mins of it cause I couldn't stand the sound that beached fucking whale made when she inhaled...really, made me want to take an icepick to my eardrums.

I hate that #%#$% bitch with a passion.

i dont fukin know who she is

That gal looked MUCH better when she was plus-sized

OMG...I made the mistake of clicking on one of the pics...even uglier / more disgusting "blown up." ick, ick, ick. WTF...nice roots! Makes it look like she's got scabs on her scalp..or perhaps an infestation of some sort. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrffffffffffffffffffffff. She looks like a walrus or something.

HATE HATE HATE THIS FUGLY BITCH!!!!!

Lady Sin: Me toooooooooooooooooooooooooo...I have for years, though. I'm an "original." :D

God what a bitch.

its ok
cuz
what GOES around comes Around
hehehe
Star You're F*cked now!

Formerly huge fat people should NEVER so sleeveless- those flapping underarms are gross.
She is a pig, and a rude one at that.

Maybe they should have paid 5000 and gotten Nell Carter instead. What was Star going to tell them? How to get so fat that exercise is fruitless(just like their diets) so go get surgery to get rid of the fat and then other stupid black people will pay you money to tell them you took the easy way out?

Then again, she is the perfect speaker for a black convention.

Why you guys gotta hate on Jessica?

If they had gotten Nell Carter that would have been some event #79 - Nell had a heart attack and died in January of 2003...well, I think the exhumation itself would have cost more than five grand and they would have incurred even greater costs to re-animate her and deodorize and such. Still maybe they could have made their money back on the investment from the throngs of people who would pay good money just to see Nell Carter, once again.

Not for nothing, but assuming that the "low-income overweight teen girls and their mothers" are black, I imagine they tried to get a formerly overweight black american woman who's successful, and since they probably couldn't get Oprah, they tried for Star.

This is a lesson on not picking "high profile" people only based on their skin color because, (1) the poor women and daughters were duped by one of their own color, and (2) just picking a "formerly fat WOMAN" regardless of color would have still done the job. Star Jones don't come from the hood and she don't care about the hood.

AND ON TOP OF THAT, she's a fucking bitch and self-aggrandizing money-grubbing pig.

oh this makes me so mad. Precisely the reason those girls have low self esteem in the first place because their so-called "role models" are peck-nosed divas.

I'm originally from Detroit and the last thing that city needs is someone who could bring some positive messages (I can't believe I'm saying that about Star Jones, but I think that was the original intent) back out on account of the lack of luxury she is provided.

She may have lost a bunch of weight but this makes her one of the ugliest people ever.

her hairstyle is like the most popular one this year. i like her decoration on her waist. i saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com once, maybe she is finding her friends. i know she is very good.