Nov 14 2007Paris Hilton still looks pregnanty

first. i thought you had to have a vagina to be pregnant. hmmm you learn something new every day

I still say she looks far more stupid than pregnant.

It's the new black.

Does Tim Burton know she stole the Nightmare Before Christmas Font for her Can Can logo?

5TH!!

Tranny. Fucking ugly tranny. I hate hate hate her.

It's my kid

EWWWWWW! Check out her back in #5 & #6! What is wrong with her back, ewwwww!

I second Crotch Kicker - "I still say she looks far more stupid than pregnant."

Again, it's the dress, and the stupid way she's standing.

#8: That's her fur!

Who is that guy in picture #4? It looks like Christopher Plummer. Nah. Can't be. Right?

Paris my dick is board certified to get you pregnant with a son. So far I only make boys. If you'd like to bank my donation please call.

I wonder if aids started in that stinky twat. I think she has been doing elephants. they are the only beasts on earth big enough for her to have any feeling.

Her "baby bump" resembles Adrian Grenier..

I bet it will belong to Chris Angel or a cockroach.

She also still looks:

retarded
skanky
vapid
ignorant
beaky
wonky
inbred

I hope to god she is pregnant!! It will be a laugh watching her cart around her kid like one of her dogs.

I despise this thing! I believe that her fluids could destroy any sperm that would dare venture into any of her orifices.
I have to go feed my dog now. Hey, Paris! May I borrow your nose for a minute? I can't find my can opener.

"Paris Hilton Can Can" what? not open her other eye?..

THE CAKE IS A LIE

&8

Thats her anorexic fur you get so you don't die in winter.

pic 2 - With all of her money, she doesn't even repair her trashed Louboutins. They're scratched to shit with the red sole on the heel half peeled off. Maybe that just happened spontaneously when the shoes realized they were on Paris' sasquatch feet, but that's still no excuse.

Does this chick have any other shoes/ handbags apart from this set???
Check out the pic 2, and the chipped red sole on the Louboutin heel.

Honestly, the lip-stick picture the other day did it for me. I mean that bitch just oozes stupidity. I bet banging her would be like banging Jessica Tandy now, with a touch of that Hilton rotten crotch.

She's got a hot body, but I bet in her case an assfinger would taste like some dude's day-old spunk. Sort of like fudge-ripple tapioca.

If she is pregnant, I hope the baby has feet like hers and is delivered breech.

i still dont believe she's pregnant. she just wants attention.

HOW MANY more times is she going to wear those SHOES!?!?!

Look at pic #4...... they are showing it.

This has got to be the most tired person on earth. She has done nothing for anyone in her entire life. She sucks, she can't act, can't sing does suck a mean dick. Other than that she just a pus-filled piece of rhino shit on a cracker. Go the fuck away please!!!

@ 24 - Eeewwww! You just helped me decide to forgo lunch.
Now I am going to go and grab a hold of some porcelain in the bathroom. I hope I make it...

#15 she also looks like prehistoric monkey shit that has been flung against a cave wall that was then pissed on by Big Foot. To say she looks like hammered shit is far too kind. She looks like the kind of shit that has been seriously abused.

The end-of the world is upon us! Paris with spew the Anti-Christ shortly. I hope to god she's not pregnant. I don't wanna die. The only way to stay alive is to find Paris, before she purges death from her womb, and pierce her heart with a rusty screwdriver. Then ejaculate on to her corpse's face. Then drag her body behind a jeep, grinding her tits and ass (what ass?) off. On my way!

You know what I wanna see really bad? More pictures of fucked-up Jenna Jameson. Yummy!

Stop the freaking INSANITY! I didn't believe it yesterday when I saw the picture. But this outfit, OMG! She totally looks pregnant (among other things)! Look how the cake presses against her dress. Her stomach is definately out there.

Paris Hilton would have to be the biggest waste of space on this planet. Oh, by the way Paris, how is your home for women who have been released from prison going? You know, the one you said you were going to build for female inmates who, unlike you, have fucking nothing?
Don't let that wonky eye put you off, Paris.

Didn't she have an abortion once? Just wondering................

Remember when Anna Nicole Smith died suddenly from a butt abscess? And Britney had a nervous breakdown and shaved her head? And Paris went to jail? And Lindsay...was Lindsay?

It's gotten really fucking boring...

Really slow news day

(spoken in soft low voice)

ladies and gentlement, this is indeed a rare glorious moment. Its not everyday we witness the rare exotic slut bird in her natural habitat. feast thine eyes!

The cardboard cut out looks better than she does...she should just stay home and let cardboard work for her. Put it this way, the cardboard won't not listen to anybody, if it gets out of line, you can just punch it and then pick it up...no lawsuit. If the cardboard gets a drink spilled on it at a club, just wipe it off, good as new! If the cardboard wants to sleep around, just fold its legs up and throw it in the closet...Problem solved.

dude...Paris is NOT pregs!!! she jsut needs some NEW SHOES!!!!!! why on earth would she wear thoes Louboutin's when they look like a pair of beat up street hooker shoes!

Wooo....those Louboutins are looking tiiiiirred.

she's giving birth to a herpie

She IS pregnant and I did it with my Micro-Machine. Only took 3 rufies to knock her out although i could have just put it on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Beer belly..

bet she thought she was gonna jump outta that cake..... silly hooker..

Webster's Dictionary. See: wonky

#10, based on the outfit and how he's ogling Paris, my guess would be Hugh Hefner. When he's not wearing pajamas, Hugh wears groovy outfits like that - shirts unbuttoned enough to show his saggy, wrinkly old man chest and pimp/new age-hybrid jewelry. Christopher Plummer would dress more elegantly and not be salivating over Paris, whereas Hugh salivates over any blonde under 30 because he can no longer see well enough to distinguish between truly attractive women and a piece of meat with boobs.

I know this is not politically correct to say, but she really is UGLY.

She's not pregnant, just showing the affects of too much alcohol and not enough vegtables. Since when was vodka a food group?

What's up with her eye BTW?

I'd rather not believe she's pregnant...who would be foolish to go raw up in that???...well on the other hand their is the Hilton family fortune...good looking to the lucky dog...who did it and struck it rich!

I'm so lazy I married a pregnant woman.

Ewww... her back looks like it might need a wax

#48 Since when WASN'T vodka a food group???..

Her back looks like that because the V baby she's going to have is causing her to mutate.

#53 OMG!!! Great reference, forgot about that.

She's SOOOOOOO beat. And her parents should be ashamed of themselves for not only raising such a sorry excuse for a young lady, but more importantly for not having disowned her by now. They must be total ingrates because the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Actually, If I were her dad I would probably have blown my brains out by now.

MMMM...Vodka.

I don't get it? Is it made in Mexico?

ok... why is every post of paris lately, she's wearing the same silver christian loubouton pumps. i noticed cuz i have the same shoes. i wore them once. she wears them everyday. if you have $800 for a pair of shoes, there's no reason for that. GO BUY NEW ONES. they look so beat. the heels are a mess and the red sole is coming off. LMAO look at picture #2.

(figured i should point this out)

she really STOLE burton´s font !!

stupid bitch

always by your side paris. no matter u r pregnant or no, in jail or no, making ur own sex video or no, has herpes or no! i'll still love u very much!

Italian Stallion :

its italian the fragance... that´s why it stinks so much...

@60 Oh no, I pissed off another border jumper. Don't you have some dishes to wash? Wouldn't it be proper English to say "The fragRance is Italian, that's why it stinks so much"? When you learn how to speak English and spell then you can address me, until then finish cutting my grass.......MexiCUNT!!!!!!!

Her nose looks like those wedges you put under the door to keep it propped open. How can anyone consider her attractive? She had to invite goats and midgets to her last birthday party. Now that would be OK if she were Debra Harry/Blondie but she doesn't normally hang out with goats and midgets so even the goats would have to call her desperate. I doubt the midgets would call her.

What's not to like? Herpes? Check! Lazy/Fake eye? Check! Vagina big enough to park your Honda Hybrid in? Check! Legs like a 60 year-old waitress? Check! Enough brain power to almost give a satisfactory BJ? Check! Men, we got ourselves a keeper here!

She doesn't look so much preggers as she looks like she's got the munchies. Probably starting to catch up with her waistline.

#62, even though I don't have a clue what you mean by "She had to invite goats and midgets to her last birthday party. Now that would be OK if she were Debra Harry/Blondie", I can't stop laughing. What? Deborah Harry hangs out all the time with goats and midgets? Please explain! I want to understand ... tho I may stop laughing.

Who cares. She probably is just looking for attention since Nicole is pregnant....and also probably major jealous that her friendship w/KK brought Kim Kardashian into the limelight....and now she's TOTALLY eclipsing Paris. Kinda like Brittany Murphy being the stubby sidekick to Alicia Silverbore in Clueless. Brittany's is way more a star and Alicia's only claim to fame is driving a car fueled on her own farts from eating gluten-free shiot!

its the new trend

She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile and photos were found on themillionaire and celebrity dating club (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger). “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

Paris can can? swallow swallow? pose pose? infect??

Paris Hilton is PREGNANT?!?

Oh dear God...

<-- sitting in the corner curled up in a ball...

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I think Paris if so Hot! But, if they could lop that point on the end of her nose off, I'd make a movie with her.

She's not pregnant, she's just fat as hell.

I don't know how people think this creature is remotely attractive. She never looks the camera face forwards. DO you know why? Cause i don't, but i can assume. My best guess: she tries to stand in such a way no one will notice her narrow set rat eyes. And now you see why she had to usually look like a pole, because if she didn't, your notice her freakish malformed nose, her thin man lips and her narrow set eyes. She a blend of a mad experiment involving a rat, corpse, emo kid, and a bucket-sized pussy.

My theory on why she looks fat is because she stopped using cocaine and started up eating- this was the end result. Girls, this is the yo-yo affect. *GASP!* Lets just hope she doesn't gain 50lbs and a new sex tape comes out.

...and #1 it's not that she doesn't have a vagina; it's the fact she has an enormous clit that looks like a mini penis. I know, that confused me too when i seen that weird buldge.

she is more beautigul in this dress, i heard that her profile on a site called sugarcupid.com is very popular. maybe because ther are many her photos.