Nov 9 2007Pauly Shore somehow finds a mate

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Ew, ew ,ewwww. I mean, you post pics of gorgeous women all the time. Can you throw the women a bone (pun intended) and post a pic of a hot dude every one and a while?

No Weeezing the Juuuuice!!!!

who is she?

What the heck?! I thought for "Shore" (oh god that was baaad) Pauly was as gay as could be. Is my gaydar off or is he in serious denial?

...Yeah, what Jen said! Would it kill you to post a hot guy once in a while????
As to uh...Pauly Shore and his "date"....hahahahah...oh geez, he hired her, right? Gotta be the case.
But check out his facial expression in pic 6--where he is...uh, he is...WTF is he doing???? Whatever it is, it doesn't look good. Or right. At first it's like he's squeezing water out of the front of his suit {hahahah, the suit}...but then, why would he do that? He's in water and his whole suit is wet. Could he be....uh, doing something else? Something freaky?
Yeah, definitely. But the look on his face while he is doing it is so confused-old-man-in-profile.
Oh well, even if there wasn't a hot guy on here today, at least there was something funny {and this is the only way this guy would ever be funny, unintentionally that is...}.

I'd wreck that (not Pauly).

You sure that's Hawaii? Can the Weeeezel afford air fare to Hawaii? Look at that crappy beach and dirty surf, looks more like the Lake of the Ozarks. More his style these days I think.

Get a bikini that fits, it's not that hard.

:O His girlfriend wears a smaller bikini top yuck!!!

He is picking at his ass crack, too. Gross!!!

I guess when you're as desperate as Pauly Shore, one of the million girls you hit on every weekend is bound to find you "charming".

Goddamn look at Pauly! He's only forty? Pauly looks like a fifty-year old heffer. Jesus. If that's what I have to look foward to at forty, I'm going to slice my own intestines out. The ass on his girl looks nice enough. I'd bury my face between her buttochs. And smile. And breathe deeply. Salad.

Last thing I saw him on was Entourage. He's kind of a loser on there, too..

Why him? Why not Brendan Fraser? Shoot, I'd even rather the short guy from LOTR..

He has the same body and mind of the male commenters here, but a vastly bigger wallet.

Her name is Taryn Terrell. I know this because I went to high school with her.

Her site is: http://www.tarynterrell.com/

When I was in high school, there was a girl everyone called "Tell Me Why" behind her back. Year after year this buck toothed girl with no personality was chosen cheerleader (I forgot what the selection process was). Now, I think Pauly Shore can join her (and Adam Sandler) as Tell Me Why 1 and 2.

In case you missed it....here is the walking hard-on getting his ass kicked by some big fat redneck fuck down in Texas:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=GtrBZJ9pYC0

WOMEN ARE ALL WHORES FOR MONEY SO WHY ARE WE SURPRISED THAT AN OLD RICH JEW HAS A YOUNG HOT DICKWARMER?

#18 you are an idiot

I fucking hate that guy......

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remember when he dated that porn star named Savannah in the early 90s? she was the jenna jameson of her day. she killed herself. i'm guessing all women who have been with this loser realize dating him = your prime has passed. this chick is probably 30.

I guess you retards don`t travel much. In some countries you either wear this type of swimsuit or they tatoo GRINGO onto your forhead!

This girl has standards. She will only fuck Pauly on a bedmade of thousand dollar bills . Money just given to her. There must be a mirror on ceiling too. Not so she can watch Pauly's butt while he applies the wood but to see the thousands underneath her. The money serves as a reminder for why she'd fuck this loser.

hey dennis, not sure if you knew this, but hawaii is part of the good old US of A. so guess what? you're the retard now.

#22 - When did the Hawaiians start speaking spanish? Fucktard!

Ugggg. I havent been this turned off since my step dad forced himself on me in 89.

see what making fun of people in your earlier years gets you--->and body that nooooooo amount of milk can do good...I have to offer you my thanks though fish, now when I feel the need to vomit, I no longer have to stick my fingers down my throat, I can just open this picture of pauly instead.

#26 - that was hilarious.

#17 - that was staged.

#3 - Hey Buuuhh - dee!

#19 JUST WHAT I'D EXPECT FROM A WHORE.

He's got smelly fingers. And you could take a nap in between the beginning his thought and his response.

i heard they met at www.herpes-singles.org
an owner of a club once told us that paulys unit looks like pepperoni pizza.
hell after seeing this i dont think its safe to go into that water.

More power to him......What a great looking woman.
Money can buy you love......

So...tell me again why rappers are wrong to call women hos?

Just remember assholes. While all you are masturbating to these pictures I'll be cumming on this girls face.

Money & a giant cock...what else is there?

So wait....nobody here thinks Pauly is super hot?? Like, not even a little? Look at him lying down smiling on the beach chair, he looks sweet and funny!! Aww...

Well, I guess I'm just as off about this as I was about Larry King. I can see my opinions don't reflect the majority.. Ah well. Typical.

lmao@35. only a white boy would call Pauly's cock "giant." I suppose it must appear to be...

And btw, Skank Burrito, I don't actually know Frist, but you are a fucking cocksmoking doucheball retard motherfucker for calling her that. Bitch.

You heard.

Just to clarify: FRIST is not a whore. She's a total slut, but she's not in it for the money.

That was romantic! You guys should make out.

the guy has a fuckin' boner...

I like little picture #7. I wish he had pigtails and there was a little doggy pulling down his swim shorts.

I like the one where he's caressing his own man-boob.

Hey SKANK BURRITO,
FRIST is not a whore, she's an alcoholic (and a pretty damn good one) so get your facts straight. You know what else? You ARE a fucking idiot so apparently she's pretty bright and perceptive too. Dipfuck...Yeah, I just made that one up. Just for you.

most women are whores. granted, they aspire to be the whore of one man til the end of time, they are still whores. if you have a diamond on your finger it just confirms that two months salary is your fee. personally, i prefer sluts. no sense paying for what nature intended.

Awwww, but #45, you can't get either..

The guy that claimed to have killed Jon Benet found someone too.

I think those are official signs of the apocolypse, right?

BUFF THE WOOD!!!!!!!!

LOL.
He's squeezing the juuuuiiice!
Perfect caption this picture.

Looks like there's hope for every man. Maybe she thinks he's funny. He's almost as blubbery as Vanessa Hudgens dad.

Pic 7: "Uh- oh...think there's a little turd in there buuuhh - dee."

Pic 5: What the hell!?

@47 - Women love murderers. Ted Bundy, Scott Peterson...Women like to be hacked up and stuff so their man can go screw someone else. They line up for a catch like that. I figure that's what I've been doing wrong, what with the respect and socially acceptable behavior and all that shit.

@15 - that does look like her. 22yrs.

heinous, just heinous.

she APPEARS to be attractive. that guy's done nothing with himself ever. his parents run a well-established comedy venue on sunset strip and he just leeched off of them and their collective smarminess until some base-level television exec offered him a deal. then they marketed him to pre-teens and he made money. now he's back to being a midget schlub hanger-on.

the girl's a WHORE out and out.

whaaaa?? I definitely just watched video on TMZ with Pauly holding the hand of some dude walking down the street and he was super homo. wtf is this?

What camera is that? i want it!!

Please, try to pretend being a smart girl and give or throw those bikinis away. Your bikini-time is definitely over!! A NEW START WITH BATHING-SUITS!!

Even the thumbnails of the weezil in his speedos have cost me 4 years off of my life. Curses!

more pictures of her, less of him. shit.

Check pic 3; that chick has a dick.

Those fake boobs detract from looks. They look goofy.

taryn is soooo fucking gorgeous.I love her.She was also the hottest diva in the wwe diva search.Not that fucking mexican whore eve!

He may need to lose 15 lbs but look at the other shots, his stomach is not bad there and he is not THAT bad, good lord, dude is 40 now!

yeh seriously post a hot guy once in a while. not one that leaves people permanently blind.

nice couple ! It's said they met first at a celebrity and millionaire dating site named SearchingMillionaire.com. Not sure if true.

For those of us who thought he was gay there's only one term to describe this photo-op: damage control.

Taryn is an awesome person and they are just friends. Give me a break people. They didn't ask to be photographed. She doesn't need his money so Mr. "she'd sleep with him on a bed of thousands" she's not like that. But I realize it is easier for you to think that, probably makes the fact that you're not getting laid easier to handle.

She is cute and sexy ! Some of my best friends told me they saw she was in nude on a nudist beach and has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named Nudistonly.com.

wow, if that total fag could get a hot piece of ass like that, I HAVE A CHANCE!

#35 Are you suggesting that little pecker Pauly has a giant cock?

sick! this is the most alarming post I've ever seen on your site...

Yes, she is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.