Nov 12 2007Paris Hilton’s lipstick ruins classy photo shoot
Paris Hilton appeared at JJ Mahoney’s in South Korea over the weekend. It looks like she may have some lipstick on her teeth. I bet Paris was pissed when she saw these because, well, now she just looks like an idiot. Had it not been for the lipstick, these shots would have been a work of art. You could’ve put them in a museum, that’s how non-retarded she looked. I’m always amazed at the general elegance of a woman awkwardly posing with her arm straight up against a wall. It’s almost like something out of a Da Vinci. You know, if he had the foresight to paint a trampy blonde fixing the crotch of her dress. But I guess he wasn’t such a genius after all.


Reader Comments
1. Cutetexun - November 12, 2007 2:16 PM
I think that is kinda hot
2. FIRRRSST - November 12, 2007 2:16 PM
woooooohhoooooo first baby!!!
3. veggi - November 12, 2007 2:17 PM
Classy. Uh, I mean, drunk. Same thing.
4. Mike - November 12, 2007 2:17 PM
1st?
5. Cutetexun - November 12, 2007 2:18 PM
I got first? Damn, I am on fire today. Somebody get me a Stoli quick!
6. * MISS UNIVERSE - November 12, 2007 2:19 PM
DUH.....
a minute of photoshopping can perfect the image - this has happened to many celebs
7. Grumpus - November 12, 2007 2:19 PM
Awesome! "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?"
http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/16/baby_jane.jpg
8. Ted from LA - November 12, 2007 2:23 PM
She looks like Ralph Wiggum. Note to Paris, you don't eat the lipstick, you place it on your lips. I still can't believe she was valedictorian of her high school class.
9. Italian Stallion - November 12, 2007 2:25 PM
With that red shit on her teeth it looks to me like she just got her red wings in the back or some shit...............
10. BaconMessiah - November 12, 2007 2:26 PM
Pure class. She is like the human embodiment of an HIV gene.
11. Big - November 12, 2007 2:28 PM
with all her money how about a shirt with no holes in it. Big moth problem
12. A - November 12, 2007 2:29 PM
she's the whitest women in the world
13. pooflinger - November 12, 2007 2:35 PM
"Paris Hilton’s lipstick ruins classy photo shoot"
Wrong! There is no such thing as a classy photo shoot with Paris in it.
14. ack - November 12, 2007 2:39 PM
wonder what the hell she was sucking on to smear her lipstick so?
15. Doomhammer - November 12, 2007 2:44 PM
I had heard the "crazy Sybil" look was in, but this proves it. Paris once again on the cutting edge. Brilliant.
16. FRIST!!! - November 12, 2007 2:50 PM
#5, I replied to you on last post.
Try closing your browser and opening it again, worked for me when that would happen.
17. Dawn - November 12, 2007 2:53 PM
Gracias Frist!
18. Dont Think So - November 12, 2007 2:55 PM
when will Paris realize that NO ONE finds her attractive or sexy.....right there with puking in your mouth.....
19. nipolian - November 12, 2007 2:55 PM
#13 You seem to be very clever.....Fish was using S-A-R-C-A-S-M. Use dictionary.com to look it up, it will tell you what the word means.
20. Bigheadmike - November 12, 2007 2:59 PM
I still dont understand her purpose here. Other than someone to laugh at, what talent does she have?
21. nipolian - November 12, 2007 3:06 PM
#20 - cock sucking.
22. Duh - November 12, 2007 3:19 PM
Dear Paris:
Please hurl yourself off the nearest cliff...you have no purpose in life other than to walk around looking like a complete fuck-tard with lipstick on your teeth. You are freak-nasty and you have gigantic, scarry feet and you suck at life. I'm pretty sure that's the ugliest dress I've ever seen. The color washes you out and makes you look like a corpse. You might as well wear those lame contacts that you wore on Halloween to complete the whole "walking dead" look. I wish death upon you.
23. ssdd - November 12, 2007 3:22 PM
lmfao..Priceless.
24. veggi - November 12, 2007 3:29 PM
obviously, it's not her fault. her date put lipstick on his penis..
25. whackjob - November 12, 2007 3:30 PM
You can totally tell exactly what she'll look like when she's 35, 45, and 55. Except that, um, that's the look she has in these pictures.
old. haggard.
old hag
26. Jimbo - November 12, 2007 3:30 PM
That's how veggi looks when her girlfriend is on her period
27. L.Linus - November 12, 2007 3:32 PM
Paris is tired and played out. The public is being tortured by her trying to be something other than the slut she is!!!
28. TV on DVD - November 12, 2007 3:35 PM
Still drunk huh! Thats Paris don't forget to smoke weed after that.
29. veggi - November 12, 2007 3:39 PM
26- Jimbo troll. I would HATE to be you. You're nasty mind isn't even a fun nasty mind. Go stick your dick back in that casserole.
30. veggi - November 12, 2007 3:41 PM
veggi it's true you have a yeast problem but calling it a casserole is too harsh
31. BunnyButt - November 12, 2007 3:46 PM
I just realized that she looks an awful lot like a young Meryl Streep ... well, if Meryl Streep had been a retarded slut with lipstick on her teeth who dressed like a $2 whore.
32. Feckless - November 12, 2007 3:46 PM
She's going for the female version of a Rainbow. That's Hot!!
33. veggi - November 12, 2007 3:47 PM
paris, when we you eat the pussy, you dont actually EAT the pussy. thats why it gets all bloody like that.
34. veggi - November 12, 2007 3:50 PM
yuck. my troll is disgusting..
anyway, I'm off like a prom dress. Maybe this whole site will be fixed when I get back. Or my troll might accidently think a cheese grater is his razor. Either way is fine with me..
35. Angie - November 12, 2007 3:52 PM
I think this thread is the perfect place for more of FRIST!!!'s lesbian erotica...hint hint...
36. Ript1&0 - November 12, 2007 3:57 PM
Something weird happened today. I got up like normal and came over to my computer to check on things... and then a strange sound starting errupting from my face.
Could this be.... laughter?? Amazing! I almost forgot how it felt. I don't have much of it these days.
37. Mal Reynolds - November 12, 2007 3:58 PM
You can see she is developing a new herpe on her upper lip. Now that is classy!!
38. TS - November 12, 2007 4:00 PM
People STILL care enough about this bitch to snap pictures of her? Fuck, she's so played....If I never saw another picture of her it would be way too soon.
39. meow - November 12, 2007 4:00 PM
She's having sex with her imaginary boyfriend.
40. JanOLeary - November 12, 2007 4:05 PM
That state of the art Samsung TV is just a tad less used and worn as Paris. Nothing says "chic and hip club scene" like early 80s televisions set with Paris looking "sexy" below it.
41. veggi - November 12, 2007 4:06 PM
I love the taste of menstrual pussy in the morning....tastes like...victory.
42. Mike - November 12, 2007 4:07 PM
Classy? She's nothing but...NOT!
43. mike - November 12, 2007 4:09 PM
such a cutie
44. Callie - November 12, 2007 4:11 PM
LOL! Thanks for the laughter. As usual, Paris' only real "talent" is using other people.
45. Your Mother blows me - November 12, 2007 4:17 PM
you all suck giant moose dick
you are a fuck face
i do your mom
46. korina_jebediah - November 12, 2007 4:30 PM
is it me or she's not skinny at all anymore?
47. douglas - November 12, 2007 4:31 PM
Mr. SCUBA Diver.......do I have lipstick on my teeth???
48. Roflcer of the Lawl - November 12, 2007 4:36 PM
Fun fact of the day...
Blacks from Alaska live in nigloos.
49. Paris - November 12, 2007 4:41 PM
"I thought the string at the end was floss"
50. sirenuse - November 12, 2007 4:44 PM
I think she just sucked a dick and that's how the lipstick got on her teeth!
51. celebrity blaster - November 12, 2007 4:45 PM
It is not at all surprising that Paris has lipstick on her teeth. Don't know how she still manages to look good doing it.
52. W H Scream - November 12, 2007 5:27 PM
She has a bad case of recurring 'cock mouth'.
53. Bob - November 12, 2007 5:50 PM
She looks like Martha Stewart. LOL.
54. Montoya - November 12, 2007 6:16 PM
Naw, #53, in that first picture, she looks like MERYL STREEP.
55. Is It Legal to Swallow Your Aborted Fetus? - November 12, 2007 6:32 PM
Looks like she just drank the blood one of her abortion procedures.
56. mella - November 12, 2007 6:45 PM
Oh, Paris. I can't even muster hatred for you anymore. Just embrassment.
57. rose - November 12, 2007 6:46 PM
She looks like a rattlesnake. Those tights she is wearing look just like a rattlesnake´s skin before they shed it.
How come no one has shot her yet?
58. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
59. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
60. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
61. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
62. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
63. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
64. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
65. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
66. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
67. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
68. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
69. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
70. puncher - November 12, 2007 6:48 PM
did someone finally punch her in her front teeth? she deserves it
71. eric - November 12, 2007 7:14 PM
Hang in there Paris - There's aways tomorrow
72. i love paris hilton - November 12, 2007 8:40 PM
paris hilton is HOT!!!!!!!!!! she does not deserve the punch!
73. makemepuke - November 12, 2007 9:27 PM
Paris Hilton is so stupid she is a genius.....the genius of being so stupid, in spite of being utterly talentless, as to inadvertently draw mountains of attention to oneself thereby amplifying one's popularity and hence market share.....she doesn't even have a clue what she is doing...she just being her self absorbed phoney old self but....... by a freakish stroke of luck her antics feed right into the current demands of Western culture for scandalous behavior and mockery of people who completely lack any semblance of self dignity....Hisotry will look back at this moment and say.....huh, how could Americans put Rovers on Mars and in the same moment worship a fuckin moron like Paris Hilton.
74. cat - November 12, 2007 9:37 PM
the lipstick smear is only in a couple pics... could happen to anyone... my drunk at the bar pics are much more messy. I think she looks pretty, love the dress and love the hair.
75. lastangelman - November 12, 2007 9:52 PM
I like a trashy woman with lotsa moolah who thinks she can pull off a Jean Harlow and still manages to rouge her ivories and be total unawares. Classy? Like a four year old playin' dress up with Mommy's Maybelline.
Now find me some wankin' material boy and fast. The great white whale sleeps and needs to clear its blowhole. Avast! Ya' scurvy bourbon swillin' land lubbin' barnacle encrusted wretch. And be quick about it!
76. Cindy - November 12, 2007 10:08 PM
Paris was found opened a profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger), along with blogs and photo. About this matter, she said Never. I will check it out for you guys and come out with the truth soon.
77. Big Dumb Oaf - November 12, 2007 10:14 PM
Sloppy 8(ates)s.!!! YEAH.
78. Justin - November 12, 2007 10:15 PM
Yes, she is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com. Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
79. Justin - November 12, 2007 10:16 PM
Yes, she is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com. Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
80. cookie monsta - November 12, 2007 10:45 PM
she is so devoid of brain activity, she's thinking "oh they love me, I'm so gorgeous like my bff Britney, they just always wanna take my pics", while us normal people are using the pics as more ammo.
81. scooby - November 13, 2007 12:14 AM
send the bitch back to prison already, for fuck's sake.
82. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 2:05 AM
Well, she never officially made it to prison, only jail, and therefore you suck at reality
83. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 2:06 AM
Rooby rooby roo!!
84. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 2:08 AM
Don't forget, people, NEVER NAVIGATE AWAY FROM THE PORN...
85. FRIST!!! - November 13, 2007 2:10 AM
God I hate Gwen Stephani, thank God for EGGS
86. Soy - November 13, 2007 2:20 AM
'devoid of brain activity ' says it all
87. Justin - November 13, 2007 3:04 AM
I like her nude photos on Nudistonly.com
88. smadgie - November 13, 2007 6:11 AM
I thought she was going on some big humanitarian trip. Do us all a favor you waste of good oxygen and GO already!!! She is soooo yesterday's news.
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90. babyglyniss - November 13, 2007 8:04 AM
HOT !
91. S - November 13, 2007 8:36 AM
Paris, maybe this is one occasion where you REALLY need that mirror thats surgically attached to your hand....
92. I beg you - November 13, 2007 9:43 AM
Please Fish, put up something new, its too early in the morning to have to look at this mess.
93. ha8ter - November 13, 2007 10:38 AM
GET A NEW FUCKING POST FOR HELL'S SAKE!!!! IT'S 10:30 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. HASN'T BRITNEY GONE TO STARBUCKS DRESSED IN A BIKINI OR SOMETHING????????????????????
94. whore hater - November 13, 2007 10:43 AM
SHUT THE FUCK UP #78. You are obviously living in India and getting paid to hawk porn. You are a bigger whore than Paris.
95. amma - November 13, 2007 10:44 AM
PAY THE FISH IF YOU'RE GONNA USE IT TO ADVERTISE: millionaire match and or nude dating!!! Wankers!!!!!
...Anyway, where were we? Okay, Paris looks okay here, I dig her new "extensions on the side of the bob look"...very amish/hasidic. She looks okay here. What else can I say. Boring. Yawn. She is always doing the same shit "look at me! I'm drunk! and cute and rich. Look at me!"
96. Rose ha - November 13, 2007 11:09 AM
beautiful woman.. is she single now? some said she is looking for someone special by created a profile on a celebrits dating site Sugarcupid.com.. is it true? or some just joked on her.. anyway, she is very attractive to all men.. lol
97. SippinDaSizzurp - November 13, 2007 12:01 PM
I wish someone would kick the lipstick off her teeth with a steel-toed boot, preferably me, but if any out of work NFL kicker would work. What about Tom Dempsey, the dude with the club foot, is he still alive. How about his skeleton, well kick her in the teeth with Tom Dempsey's dead, clubbed foot. Hell yeah.
98. do some more porn paris (single girl masturbation) - November 13, 2007 2:59 PM
she looks like she just bit off a penis and still has it in her mouth with the blood on her teeth
99. elva - November 16, 2007 1:34 AM
i like her hair and her clothes very much. she is very popular on a dating site called sugarcupid.com. there are many her beautiful photos. she is fantastic all the time.
100. xman - November 16, 2007 9:33 PM
that is not lip stick,it is what she looks like after being down on a women at that time of the month
101. ROFLMAO - November 17, 2007 3:28 AM
LIPSTICK..???
You mean..
{Headline should read}.
"Paris Hilton’s "Face" ruins classy photo shoot".
PERIOD!
102. Sylvie - November 24, 2007 7:51 PM
Why are people only looking for ways to make this girl look bad? Has she caused anyone pain? Why does the media hound her so much, only to throw stones at her? Ridiculous. I think the media are idiots and need to find something more relevent to the life people are being forced to live thanks to society's ills.
103. jm - November 25, 2007 3:46 PM
This skank makes herself look bad, not the media. She has become a laughingstock. No one even cared enough to tell her about the lipstick!