Nov 27 2007Paris Hilton wears lingerie for a leisurely stroll
Paris Hilton scoped out an office building in LA yesterday and felt that lingerie was appropriate outdoor attire. This, of course, allowed paparazzi to snap a shot of her panties. There’s nothing like seeing the thin layer of pink fabric that separates our world and Herpes Canyon. I wish she would wear something on her crotch a little more, I dunno, durable. Like the door to a bank vault. Or the hatch from a submarine.
NOTE: So I just noticed that she's not wearing any underwear. Wow, uh, Merry Christmas?

Reader Comments
1. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:54 PM
OMG! First to wear panties today!
2. Leeshka - November 27, 2007 5:55 PM
Yuckers. Simply. Yuck.
3. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 5:56 PM
My bad. I thought she was sans underoos. I'm not an expert cameltoe inspector like the Fish.
4. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 6:00 PM
Although, of all the times to NOT wear panties. Wouldn't it be when you're wearing hose? I think these girls are confused. Wear panties when you don't have any other undergarments and don't wear panties when you have other undergarments! Under there fashion tip #1!
5. p0nk - November 27, 2007 6:03 PM
Paris Hilton wears lingerie for a leisurely troll
6. holla@meh - November 27, 2007 6:03 PM
ok. first of all. not lingerie. the babyboll dress is super trendy right now. she looks cute. and her shoes are cute too. (per usual) uhm [straight] men are clueless.
7. Bob - November 27, 2007 6:05 PM
I'd get my tongue all up in between those cheeks. =)
8. holla@meh - November 27, 2007 6:05 PM
its totally not her fault that there are people diving to the floor to catch a pic of her va-jay-jay. loll
9. cowcat - November 27, 2007 6:05 PM
Why is her ass red? Ew.
10. fran - November 27, 2007 6:05 PM
superficial, you're losing your touch. you're not as funny as you used to be =(
11. Harry - November 27, 2007 6:06 PM
#6, thanks for that fashion heads up. I thought I was seeing more of the short baby doll dresses lately. And me like-y!
12. Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 6:06 PM
Funny 5!
13. Condom Man - November 27, 2007 6:08 PM
CONDOM MAN RECOMMENDS STD TESTING FOR ANYONE WHO HAS LOOKED AT THESE PHOTOGRAPHS
14. Robin Claire - November 27, 2007 6:09 PM
just what i wanted to see. thanks.
15. buttinsky - November 27, 2007 6:09 PM
Dear #6: a.) you have got to be kidding. that is NOT a dress!! It is LINGERIE. and not even flattering! b.) in what SIngapore whorehouse do you reside where a SLIP is called a "babyboll dress" and it's "super trendy"? c.) you can't even see her fuckin shoes.
16. Bill - November 27, 2007 6:09 PM
damn that is hot.
17. holla@meh - November 27, 2007 6:13 PM
#15. go learn how to dress yourself. clearly you have no sight of some of the latest trends. maybe where you're from in smalltown nebraska people dress a little bit more conservitive. and by conservitive i mean ripped overalls and stained tees. k. thanks. bye.
18. Jimbo - November 27, 2007 6:15 PM
I am glad to see Paris has changed her way and is doing all she can to make the world a better place. As you can see from these photos she is boycotting real cloths that are made in sweat shop in China. The best way to get your point across is to show a little ass.
19. AshFrog - November 27, 2007 6:20 PM
#6 thanks for the comment. I was under the impression that girls dressed a certain way to gain attention from us "straight men" who don't seems to have any "fashion sense", but no I guess it's for dipshits like you who like to comment on how whores who dress like a barbie dolls are very cute and have great fashion sense.
20. Fashion Sheriff Cowgirl - November 27, 2007 6:20 PM
Somebody had to do something! What with Britney covering up now in an attempt to impress the judge and when was the last time we saw Lohan's lovelies? What would ever happen to HollyWhore if someone wasn't showing vajajay?
21. pointandlaugh - November 27, 2007 6:29 PM
it doesn't look like she's wearing underwear at all.
and the lingerie-as-clothes thing? CLASSY
22. marsh - November 27, 2007 6:31 PM
rofl...although i completely agree with #6, #19 has me cracking up.
other than that, i will say this...as much as i enjoy a good getting out of the car crotch shot...i just think it's wrong to get on the ground and snap an upskirt. it's perverted and weird.
23. Guy - November 27, 2007 6:41 PM
The photographer shouldn't be going to such extreme lengths to get upskirt photos, if I went into the street and started shoving a camera up girls skirts it wouldn't go down well.
24. ph7 - November 27, 2007 6:46 PM
She's looks good - no denying it.
25. lils - November 27, 2007 6:47 PM
#17, probably you're too young to remember but this "hot trend" of yours was "hot" many years ago already, back in the 90's, with origin in the 60's. Even Lady Di wore a classier version once. Probably Paris and her whore friends might think they're creating a style. No surprise, though. We had the fucking leggings and headbands already. But it's easier to take an old trend and say "look what I've made! Sooo original, I so rock!"
And yes, it was lingerie in the 90's too.
26. woodhorse - November 27, 2007 6:48 PM
Somebody send this to the CDC. My Outlook Express is broken now.
27. ack - November 27, 2007 6:48 PM
thank god for the tights. thank god.
28. NeedtoKnow - November 27, 2007 7:03 PM
Does she really have herpes or an STD? I made out with her in a club 2 weeks ago. Help. No, seriously.
29. LSCrighton - November 27, 2007 7:06 PM
I"m pretty sure she's sporting a tampon string in there....ew.
30. PunkA - November 27, 2007 7:08 PM
What a
CUNT!!!!!!!!
31. steve - November 27, 2007 7:09 PM
Vapid cunt.
I can smell the herpes from a different time zone.
32. steve - November 27, 2007 7:10 PM
#28 Need to Know:
sure.
Let's pretend you did...it's called survival of the fittest. You deserve to die of the herpes infection that will ravage your internal organs.
Yes, she takes Valtrex, SHE HAS HERPES
33. who dat - November 27, 2007 7:11 PM
her ass is naturally that red? She has wicked hemorrhoids.
34. Jesus H. Christ - November 27, 2007 7:15 PM
WHAT THE FUCK?
Isn't this considered an upskirt shot? Maybe I should walk around a major city, diving to the floor to take pictures up girls skirts.
Do Paparazzi have any shame? Or soul? Holy shit.
35. lux - November 27, 2007 7:16 PM
Eww...she has the worst pankcake ass ever. I hate those skinny-fat flabby girls that don't exercise.
36. Danklin26 - November 27, 2007 7:21 PM
I just want to know what the hell that huge thing is in her hand with the long extension on it. Hayden has something like it, i hope thats not how big the keys are to these expensive cars.
37. L.Linus - November 27, 2007 7:25 PM
This is all nice, but has you started the building for the inmates at the LA county jail. You said you're building a half-way house when you get out, did you forget?
38. Me - November 27, 2007 7:26 PM
she should be arrested for indecent exposure. just think of all the bacteria and viruses rushing like a waterfall out of that cooter and nothing to hold it back. it's like blatantly trying to infect the innocent. maybe if SHE set fire to it it would cure her...quick somebody, go find brandon and the matches!
39. sharpeidude - November 27, 2007 7:41 PM
Ooooh that smell.
40. TheLostGirl - November 27, 2007 8:12 PM
Oh the horror, the horror!
41. TheLostGirl - November 27, 2007 8:12 PM
Oh the horror, the horror!
42. No fake balloons, please - November 27, 2007 8:21 PM
Ladies, notice how her body looks good? In particular, notice how it looks good WITHOUT BREAST IMPLANTS.
Now,. I am the first to admit that i can't stand this bubble-headed brat. But her body is looking good. If you look at her and at most of the Victoria's Secret models, you will see that they do NOT have fake breasts. DON'T get them!
Guys who are worth getting will head in the opposite direction of you have goofy balloons on your chest.
43. GG - November 27, 2007 8:25 PM
#29 Is Crighton your last name? I am a Crighton too.
44. HELP - November 27, 2007 8:26 PM
She's not wearing any underwear...her ass/vagina looks that way from repeated abuse and disgusting disease.
ewwww. To sign on to the superfish and get an eyeful of that....ugh.
45. CJ - November 27, 2007 8:41 PM
It's the style there...and no, that doesn't mean any woman can pull it off. Just because something comes in size 20 doesn't mean it should be worn. She could wear a hefty bag and probably make it look stylish. It doesn't make her any less the air-head...she just happens to look good in what ever she wears. To many people that's all that matters.
46. CruisingForCock - November 27, 2007 8:49 PM
Bad Santa. This is not at all what I asked for. It was not at all my list.
There had better be a large cock under my tree.
47. Igottabemeee - November 27, 2007 8:53 PM
I is definitely UNDERWEAR and not a dress. Sorry for all you "trendy" folks, but just because someone wears it with no other clothes, does not make it clothing. Just because Madonna used to wear her bra outside her shirt, we did not automatically start calling bras exterior clothing.
Second, with that mini-slip hiked up to her waist (waste?) the paps chouldn't help but get an up-skirt shot. If she and brit didn't want their diseased snatches photographed, they would wear pants. Wake up and smell the tuna people.
48. Eric - November 27, 2007 8:55 PM
I'd hit that
49. fweem - November 27, 2007 9:05 PM
#48, I applaud your gallant sacrifice.
50. Igottabemeee - November 27, 2007 9:10 PM
I meant "It". I is not underwear.
51. squab - November 27, 2007 9:33 PM
EW! Why's is all red up in there?
52. TS - November 27, 2007 9:36 PM
A submarine hatch? Now that was funny. I don't know what you're talking about #10, that was hilarious.
53. LL - November 27, 2007 9:37 PM
According to Vogue, the latest trend in club wear is nipple clamps and a butt plug and a dick in your mouth. So really, Paris is quite conservative here. She doesn't get nearly as much credit for being the classy lady that she really is.
54. girl - November 27, 2007 9:43 PM
agree with 6.
55. TY - November 27, 2007 9:46 PM
is that a tampon string????
56. J - November 27, 2007 9:55 PM
ya..i cant believe you guys havent noticed the tampon string sticking out of her vag
57. cookie monsta - November 27, 2007 10:02 PM
hauntingly nauseating.....
58. linkin - November 27, 2007 10:04 PM
hehe..She has a cute ass. Her profile and photos were found on the millionairecelebs dating club MEETRICH.COM not long before! "She is very picky about guys," according to officials of that site. I heard that she seems to have a new boyfirend now?
59. put the ugly people in the back - November 27, 2007 10:20 PM
See that nasty redness around her ass those are the burning herpes sores we speak of when referencing this diseased slutty piss stained donkey faced whore. So you non believers can just take a closer look at exibit A as in ASS; diseased rotting festering boil covered ASS.
Fuck I just trew up all over my desk. Damn you Paris; like so many other fugly hideous skanks on this site the only fluid you EVER get me to release is PUKE.
60. put the ugly people in the back - November 27, 2007 10:27 PM
... and she's not wearing any underwear ya dumbasses those are just nylons. Come on.
Actually I think on top of her nasty warts she has her perios and she's leaking that shit gets everywhere blood in your butt on your ass cheeks and thighs. Fucking filthy slut can't even wear underwear when she's wearing her period. I guess she doesn't want to waste a second with the 50 random stangers that she screws every night. Can't have thehem waste time getting underoos off they need to get their money's worth before they realize what they've done and kill themselves. Morons.
61. Giggles - November 27, 2007 10:40 PM
She doesn't have any underwear on....come on. AND she looks like a hooker.
62. maggie - November 27, 2007 10:48 PM
wow. she is so sexy. I saw her profile with nude photos on nudistconnect.com just now. So hot.
63. BunnyButt - November 27, 2007 10:59 PM
17, I don't see anyone in Chicago dressing like this. We may not be New Yawk, LA, London or (snort) Paris, but we're certainly not "smalltown nebraska". We've got some sense of style and know better than to confuse nighties with dresses.
64. CSI--Iowa - November 27, 2007 11:01 PM
That reddish streak you see is where the USDA Choice Pork Loin stamp smeared as she sweated.
65. sam - November 27, 2007 11:05 PM
since she got her hair cut she just looks like a man with those big ass man sholders and man face. if ur gonna have short hair make sure your face is feminim and pretty. and with that dress it just makes her look like a cheap tranny/hooker
66. jm - November 27, 2007 11:09 PM
What upskirt, the skanks underwear (and it IS underwear) is hiked up around her waist. What a whore. What's wrong Paris, Britney and Lindsey getting too much attention?
67. BunnyButt - November 27, 2007 11:12 PM
And I'm amazed no one has commented on those greasy looking spots down the front of her "dress". No fair! If it was Brit, ya'll would be saying she had wiped fried chicken or tater chip grease off her fingers. No one says a word when it's Paris. Any guesses as to what the spots could be?
68. babyglyniss - November 27, 2007 11:26 PM
she's special!
69. D. Richards - November 27, 2007 11:26 PM
Satan lives!
70. babyglyniss - November 27, 2007 11:28 PM
she's hot!
71. babyglyniss - November 27, 2007 11:29 PM
she's a goddess!
72. babyglyniss - November 27, 2007 11:29 PM
i love paris hilton!
73. skanky hoe - November 27, 2007 11:35 PM
trying to hide her fug mutt face behind those sunnies. she is about unsexy as you can get
74. she's a skank - November 27, 2007 11:41 PM
68, yeah she's special, short school bus special.......
67, I think we are all on the same page as to what the spots are.
75. yilin - November 27, 2007 11:45 PM
Wow, i just heard someone said on Yahoo group that she is a member of an online site sugarmommymeet.com.. you know the site is a rich women seeking fun site. Sugar mommy and sugar baby... if it is true!
76. Miss Doe - November 28, 2007 12:14 AM
are you kidding? Nobody had to stick a camera under her dress. Her dress has slid up to show her butt to the world. It's not an attractive get-up what with the dark hose and all...yuck...
77. Mr. Truth - November 28, 2007 12:50 AM
This beeatch is making me tired of white trash. I like wite trash, they create the best gossip and stupidity. Peace. Im kinda stoned.
78. Mrs Hilton - November 28, 2007 1:19 AM
1. She is very attractive. Cute, slim.
2. Her exploits make her un-attractive.
3. Her herpes is unfortunate
79. Ashley - November 28, 2007 1:33 AM
Ok, what the hell is wrong with these people? UNDERWEAR people!! If your skirt is below the knees it's ok to not wear panties, but with a mini-dress or skirt it's kind of mandatory. Seriously, invest in some undergarments. PLEEEEAAASEEEE!
80. Ashley - November 28, 2007 1:38 AM
Also, could any of you big muscular men get over here and do something about my roommate? The asshole finds it necessary to sing at 7.30 in the morning. Sure, I have been up for over an hour and a half, but no one should be subject to this kind of torture when they are trying to eat breakfast.
81. Justin - November 28, 2007 1:42 AM
She is beautiful ! Her nude profile with some of her nice nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com days ago. What is her purpose to pose nude ? Is she a true nudist ?
82. josselin - November 28, 2007 1:42 AM
what are you doing? I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet.com,right? It's a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?
83. TG - November 28, 2007 2:08 AM
I can see what she had for lunch yesterday.
Ubergross.
84. toothy - November 28, 2007 2:11 AM
@15 - At what small town Hicksville educational establishment did you learn how to spell? It's conservative not conservitive, did you and Lindsay Hohan have the same "inadequite" teacher??
You are an uneducated ignoramus.
85. Whatever, it's not important. - November 28, 2007 2:42 AM
Screw all you retarted bastards who pretend not to like what you see in this picture. She's hot & rich, and you would hit it ANY day of the week, despite getting on here talking shit. FUCK you. And so what if you can see a tampon string? SHE'S A HUMAN FEMALE and that's just part of nature. Stop acting like fucking 6th graders all "ewww" and grow up.
86. christina - November 28, 2007 2:50 AM
it is reported she got std recently. My friends told me he saw her profile on a std dating site http://herpesmates.com, what luck! He received her wink last Sunday!
87. eat - November 28, 2007 5:23 AM
STOP!!!! never this. what fucking year do you lazy bloggers think it is anyways? lets see a hint of creativity from your crew. Your biceps are not bone-ing paris's panty flash any more than sharon stone is winning teen choice awards. Stop beig 34 year olds.
88. eat - November 28, 2007 5:23 AM
STOP!!!! never this. what fucking year do you lazy bloggers think it is anyways? lets see a hint of creativity from your crew. Your biceps are not bone-ing paris's panty flash any more than sharon stone is winning teen choice awards. Stop being 34 year olds.
89. one - November 28, 2007 5:43 AM
www.hotcelebs.org
90. Narcissist - November 28, 2007 6:59 AM
#8. , #22. Looks like that rag was pulled up 3 inches too high by that trailer-skank flea market purse. This was probably intended to get the paps attention. I see her poop machine.
#47, #66, #76. I agree.
#67. Maybe Paris bumped into Britney and got chicken grease and frap smeared on herself, like at the OK! shoot where Brit was wiping her butt and chicken grease on those clothes she stole.
#85. That's some scary, short-sighted thinking there. If she bumped into me I'd be looking to douse myself with alcohol or penicillin. You might be too caught up in the moment.
Why doesn't she do ads for Valtrex? She could get attention AND money! Paris Hilton, the face of herpes!
She could also design (or at least promote) special sanitizing undergarments made of carbon fiber and chlorine bleach that filter her diseases from falling onto children or small animals. Think about the children and small animals, Paris! The children! And the small animals!
91. gerard Vandenberg - November 28, 2007 7:41 AM
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can't take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
92. Pilatunes - November 28, 2007 7:58 AM
I found one thing to like about her...she own's a Bentley convertible. If I knew her, maybe I could borrow it!
93. ph245 - November 28, 2007 8:04 AM
i would like to do a sex with her
94. Evelynn - November 28, 2007 8:06 AM
OMG!!!!! u can't say she is wearing underwear or not! if she is wearing a G-string, it wouldn't show..
95. BigBoneDaddy - November 28, 2007 8:21 AM
I did Paris Hilton once.
Now my penis hurts.
96. Christina - November 28, 2007 8:34 AM
it is reported she got std recently. My friends told me he saw her profile on a std dating site http://herpesmates.com, what luck! He received her wink last Sunday!
97. Squiggles - November 28, 2007 8:43 AM
She's wearing PANTYHOSE. I can't even get past that. Mother Effing pantyhose!
98. Squiggles - November 28, 2007 8:44 AM
WITHOUT UNDERWEAR!!!!! Can you say Yeast Infection. Or better yet, ANOTHER yeast infection.
99. Shallow Val - November 28, 2007 8:46 AM
17 - Umn, in NY being called trendy is an insult.
100. Shallow Val - November 28, 2007 8:48 AM
35 Lux -
Word!
101. Shallow Val - November 28, 2007 8:51 AM
63 - Chicago is the joint, man! Who says Chi-town is not on the fashion map? Lemme at 'em!!!
102. Jess - November 28, 2007 9:04 AM
Honestly, I think she looks really pretty. She looks sexy, not trashy. Or at least she would if those assholes wouldnt take pictures up her dress.
103. toothy - November 28, 2007 9:20 AM
@102 She wants them to take those pics, she wants the attention she is a publicity whore.
104. Texas Tranny - November 28, 2007 9:28 AM
I'd say it's underwear and not a dress.
I do like it, but she should've worn stockings with that.
105. emma w - November 28, 2007 9:49 AM
ANYONE NOTICE THE TAMPON STRING?!?! eww.
106. Mal Reynolds - November 28, 2007 11:02 AM
Herpes Canyon. good one!
# 78.
3. Her herpes is unfortunate
Her Herpes is not " unfortunate" it is a perfectly predictable outcome from the type of dumbfuckery she engages in.
#86, I thought you were joking, mocking our celebdating spammer, but that there is an STD dating site is unbelievable.
107. linda - November 28, 2007 11:07 AM
she is disgusting...yuck...and ugly too
108. linda - November 28, 2007 11:07 AM
she is disgusting...yuck...and ugly too
109. Fit and Happy - November 28, 2007 12:14 PM
Why is she wearing support hose? Is she starting to get flabby from self starvation and lack of exercise?
110. IHateParis - November 28, 2007 12:23 PM
As Babs would say: 'That girl is a P-I-G PIG!'
BTW, what is with the tights all of the Hollywood whores are wearing lately? They go from no hosiery with their disgusting orange tan veiny legs with skanky toes to opaque little girl tights. Money doesn't buy class or style. They all suck!
111. dude - November 28, 2007 4:58 PM
She has tights on because she's on the RAG...see the string
112. BaconMessiah - November 28, 2007 6:15 PM
Her vagina makes me sad.
113. Sergei - November 28, 2007 11:53 PM
There is nothing up there?
114. Still Ads - November 28, 2007 11:55 PM
She must have rolled her vagina up for this shot.
115. josselin - November 28, 2007 11:56 PM
what are you doing? I know you wander around the online site Sugarmommymeet.com,right? It's a club for those rich women to find hot guys. Does this mean you want to be a sugarmommy?
116. aloha girl - November 29, 2007 5:00 AM
Does anyone know what kind of purse/bag that is? it's really cute....the silver one.
Been looking for one of those for awhile now...really like the embroidery.
thanks!
117. Celeb Cynic - November 29, 2007 7:31 AM
Ummm dunno about tampon string, but as much as I hate the break the fantasy bubble here, that strike of "red" is more likely a pink g-string that's moved out of place - am pretty sure you'd of loved a pic of her trying to get that back where's it's supposed to go without even worse photos!
118. HERPES HILTON - November 29, 2007 11:37 AM
her "dress" looks hiked up to me and her shoes look like canoes.
119. LIXY - November 29, 2007 11:39 AM
EWW HER ASS IS RED LIKE A BABOON!
120. Therese - November 29, 2007 7:38 PM
i think its disgustingly pervy that some papparazzo squatted down to get this shot, what a creep
121. LSCrighton - November 29, 2007 8:31 PM
Hey #43 yes it is!
122. galatea456789 - November 30, 2007 1:07 AM
is she still a single? someone just found she is wondering on an online community site Sugarcupid.com. you know it is an site just for rich men to look for extramarital relationship... you can guess what she is doing there if she really joined the service.
123. Djello - November 30, 2007 4:32 PM
nasty ass hoe.
124. vp19 - December 2, 2007 8:57 PM
So this is how the world would view Paris Hilton if she was 12 feet tall (or if we were all the size of Vern Troyer).
125. Zach - December 18, 2007 1:46 AM
You would think she'd learn her lesson about not wearing underwear from the first incident. Unless she just wants everyone to see her vagina. Its going to get to a point where its not going to be surprising and people are going to be like "oh its just Paris' bearded clam again nothing that exciting."
Not that it was that exciting to begin with.
126. jimoer i ke - December 21, 2007 2:16 AM
Paris has a gorgeous vagina that i would personally love every minute of waking up to its being there every morning, afternoon & evening along with the rest of her beautiful story, being, body.. mind.. spirit, soul.. ride on girlfriend you just sharing not being a stuck up selfish privateer like most of the others...
127. Pantyhose LOver - January 17, 2008 10:49 PM
I like what I see. Put aside who she is, and look at her sweet ass encased in sheer silky pantyhose. I would love a sniff of the crotch. Interested in hearing others similar comments. Vist this site for more pantyhose pics www.sexymylf.com
128. Dan From Philly - January 28, 2008 7:28 AM
I don't see what the problem is. I love to see ladies in Pantyhose, and there is no reason to wear panties w/ pantyhose. That is the reason for cotton crotch. My wife wears pantyhose everyday, w/o panties. The only reason this is new is because of who it's about.
129. gary tushville - June 9, 2008 8:45 AM
i loved to eat her period pussy.pull her tampon out with my mouth,and suck it emty for menstrual blood after.then lick her pusy,yeaah!