Nov 1 2007Paris Hilton supports the troops
A scantily camo-clad Paris Hilton hosted a Halloween party last night at Club LAX in Las Vegas. Much like her Alice costume from the weekend she’s sporting the colored contacts for a scary touch. I’m more frightened by the fact that Paris Hilton is looking hot in all these little get ups. It’s almost like I hate my genitals. I'd probably be better off if I was sexually attracted to my blender.
EDIT: Moving the Halloween stuff back to the top just for the hell of it.


Reader Comments
1. rockdust - November 1, 2007 10:16 AM
That's one scary bitch!
2. Inska - November 1, 2007 10:17 AM
Piece of trash.
3. Texas Tranny - November 1, 2007 10:19 AM
Her stockings are way to low, they should be higher up her legs.
4. JVM - November 1, 2007 10:21 AM
Her eyes are getting even more cock-eyed...
5. JVM - November 1, 2007 10:24 AM
And she needs to pick a branch of the military and stick with it...the anchor and the army motiffs clash.
6. HOT! - November 1, 2007 10:25 AM
is it just me or is this bitch getting sexier and sexier?
7. Cuesta_Rey - November 1, 2007 10:27 AM
She is HAWT!
I bet she gets down like an electric mink!
8. yukadoozer - November 1, 2007 10:32 AM
Camo is not her color. And a mask would've been thoughtful-she's heinous.
9. toolboy - November 1, 2007 10:34 AM
GI Wonky is checking out her boobs in #2. Again.
"I bought this piece for my Rwanda trip, but now I just support the Troops, tomorrow I'll like totally support orphans or dogs or something."
10. Norbit - November 1, 2007 10:35 AM
Hot?
Hell no- look at her face on the picture posted on the main page- she is does not have a hot and surely not a cute face.
Is her bady bangable? Sure, well ignoring the rampant VDs she has anyway.
11. Donald Rumsfeld - November 1, 2007 10:35 AM
Are the yellow eyes the effect of depleted uranium that we spread all over iraq and in this bitch's pussy?
12. Doomhammer - November 1, 2007 10:36 AM
Goddamnit Im sick of seeing this fucking bird faced whore. Die already.
13. Empty Republic - November 1, 2007 10:41 AM
Hmm, only a Corporal? You'd think she'd make herself an officer at least!
14. Bojan Vicojok - November 1, 2007 10:41 AM
Why cat eyes with a fatigue costume?
15. Bojan Vicojok - November 1, 2007 10:41 AM
Why cat eyes with a fatigue costume?
16. Binky - November 1, 2007 10:48 AM
Her costumes ok, but personally I never met a woman with yellow eyes I felt I could truly 'meld' with.
And the military ? That implies she has like....a job.
I think Samuel L. Jackson, behind her - coming as Sean Connery is more convincing.
17. Shallow Scowl - November 1, 2007 10:49 AM
Ugh, I saw a chick in that same outfit in the cafeteria at Hunter College, and she looked just as cunty and trashy? Horrible.
Nothing original about the sexy "whatever" costume. These days it's like wearing regular clothes 'cuz everyone in NY dresses like a whore anyway. Where is the originality, JEEZUS?
did anyone wear anything original this season? Let me know what you wore. I once painted my self black with an afro and the 70's attire and went as Christie Love. Anyone remember her?
18. Emmyem - November 1, 2007 10:52 AM
LIKE that's a "costume". Her other ones were.. what? "Sexy Nurse", "Sexy Alice in Wonderland", "Sexy Cop". I'd love to see her be a "Sexy Gorilla". Won't happen. Because in Paris' "mind", Gorillas are not "sexy", or "pretty". Yes, I've used a lot of quotation marks here, but please. I HAD to.
Maybe next year she can have someone haul her to a party, when she's dead, as a "Sexy Rotting Corpse". She is DUMB, she is MEAN, and she is OVER. And she ALMOST knows it.
Pathetic.
19. JP - November 1, 2007 10:55 AM
Ok, I'm in the military. I get the "sexy soldier" costume, but how do the yellow zombie eyes relate? I mean, in all my years in the military, I never encountered a deranged, yellow-eyed freak-soldier. I'm missing the connection.
20. jack evanston - November 1, 2007 11:00 AM
The body is alright but that face....jesus god! the nose could be used by special forces as a grappling hook and the apple cheeks........someone needs to remind her to swallow her food (she already swallows other things). if she really wants to help the troops she could go to iraq and spread herpes amongst the terrorists. this type of germ warfare is allowed under the geneva convention.
21. havoc - November 1, 2007 11:12 AM
The army couldn't even find a boot in her size......
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22. Damn she looks like a man in drag! - November 1, 2007 11:18 AM
Damn she looks like a man in drag!
23. FRIST!!! - November 1, 2007 11:20 AM
I think she looks butt ugly in that crappy crayola red lipstick. Hot? Yeah, like a glacier.
Sorry, I'm not funny
24. MrSemprini - November 1, 2007 11:22 AM
More like her troops are being supported... buh dump PISH!!
Hey, Izzat John Cleese behind her?
25. PunkA - November 1, 2007 11:24 AM
That red RED lipstick looks piss pore with the camo. Bad choice.
She is just trying to be all that she can be.
26. Duchess of Dork - November 1, 2007 11:24 AM
Yeah, still don't find her sexy. In any way. She's too gross to be sexy.
27. Texas Tranny - November 1, 2007 11:24 AM
@24,
Yep, sure is.
28. DA - November 1, 2007 11:26 AM
Those red lips would look wonderful...........sliding up and down my hard cock.
29. zavalli - November 1, 2007 11:26 AM
yeah, exactly #2 piece of trash.. miserable whore. sometimes I think all she needs is a good gang-bang from a mix of puerto-rican, african and yakuza guys till she bleeds from her anus and recognizes that that;s what she is: just a fuck trash.
30. Texas Tranny - November 1, 2007 11:29 AM
@17,
Get Christie Love
I remember her and I bet you looked hot dressed like that.
I went as a nun with a sexy habit and killer black lingerie and heels. I also carried a ruler and I spanked several boys for being bad (good).
31. kalli - November 1, 2007 11:33 AM
Its the tits that always get me and the fantastic legs.
32. my comment - November 1, 2007 11:34 AM
She a fuggin' whore.
33. my comment - November 1, 2007 11:34 AM
She's a fuggin' whore.
34. Tuna - November 1, 2007 11:46 AM
She is a chicken with a bloody beak (I prefer metaphor over simile.)
35. Tuna - November 1, 2007 11:47 AM
Hey Paris Hilton, eat a bag of shit, you suck!
36. Tuna - November 1, 2007 11:50 AM
I've heard that her disgusting "period-red" lips attract bears. . . . . clearly she's putting us all at risk.
37. Phy - November 1, 2007 11:57 AM
No, see, it's an intelligent and nuanced political statement. First off, you can't tell me she isn't fully aware of how people perceive her. By her donning a skimpy, fetishized version of a soldier's uniform, she is likening the military to her public persona - she is saying that the military is a whore for the newsmedia, and the rich and powerful. The yellow eyes are clearly a reference to Emperor Palpatine, who as we all know, greatly resembles Pope Benedictus Ratzinger, so she also seems to be saying that the Catholic church is acting as the eyes of the military-industrial complex, and has whored itself out to popularity as well.
Aww who am I kidding it's just a cheesy costume.
38. YouHadMeGoing... - November 1, 2007 12:05 PM
@ 37 - for a minute. That was funny. It almost made me forget what I saw at the top of the page. Now the horrible memories are back and I have to go throw up. Please go away, Paris!
39. tommy salami - November 1, 2007 12:05 PM
i would like to splooge in her wonky eye and seal it shut with my duck butter.
if u cut paris's toes off she still would not fit in a size10 shoe ......every time i see her olive oyl feet i vomit a little in my mouth
40. Defmall - November 1, 2007 12:07 PM
I can't stand this Biatch. I know I should grow up and just ignore her, but I can't bring myself to do it. I even made a website called "Sick of...Paris Hilton! " so that I can continue to chuckle when I see blog posts and websites like this one!
If YOU are Sick of...Paris Hilton! then leave some feedback on www.Squidoo.com/NoParis
41. gotmilk? - November 1, 2007 12:10 PM
she just wants any excuse to wear those stockings. we've seen them about 4 times in the past week. unfortunately for everyone with eyes, this trend of hers coincides with halloween. although, i'm sure once christmas rolls around, she'll pull out her sexiest mrs. clause getup. these stockings are giving Britney's boots a run for their money.
42. MELLY MEL. - November 1, 2007 12:11 PM
Body=Nice Face=BUSTED
43. Bigheadmike - November 1, 2007 12:16 PM
When are people going to realize the colored contacts look silly and cheap.
44. mixedmartialartvideos.com - November 1, 2007 12:21 PM
Is she a cross between Michael Jackson in Thriller and an Army girl?
45. Shallow Val - November 1, 2007 12:28 PM
Hey TT, (wiggles fingers at tt)
46. tanya - November 1, 2007 12:33 PM
what a slut.
47. put the ugly people in the back - November 1, 2007 12:47 PM
#39 LOL. I can't believe Superfish said she looks hot. What the fuck??? She's only hot because her herpes sores burn like the hell fire she's made of. Fucking filthy diseased wonkey eyed sasquastch footed pee stained slutface.
Why couldn't someone kidnap her and drop her off at a militant islamic base? They''d do with her what the U.S. has failed to do ( I can't stand what they've done in the world obviously but, everyone is good for something, except Paris Hilton of course).
48. joe - November 1, 2007 12:47 PM
Her face just keeps getting uglier and uglier.
49. gotmilk? - November 1, 2007 12:56 PM
and who the fuck is she waving at? i didn't think anyone even liked her anymore.
50. Jax - November 1, 2007 12:58 PM
Same Old Tramp.
51. jacob - November 1, 2007 1:28 PM
is that samuel l jackson standing behind her in a few of those pics? or is it jesse jackson dressed up as samuel l jackson in formula 51 as Elmo McElroy. movie is also known as the 51st state. (movie info provided by imdb dot cum)
52. Nat - November 1, 2007 1:53 PM
Gives new meaning to the word "quagmire."
53. justifiable - November 1, 2007 2:03 PM
#21 Does the boot I'd like to plant up her ass count?
Seriously, I wouldn't bet on it, as she has size 11 feet, which is a tranny size (sorry, TT) in women's shoes but easy to fit in men. And now I'm going to go beat my head against the wall because I actually know this pusbag's shoe size.
54. Lysol@ - November 1, 2007 2:05 PM
Yellow eyed Hepitis Slut
her Dr. told her to wear the same hose Her cunt needs airing out all that oozing StDfluid
55. GoodDiseases - November 1, 2007 2:06 PM
I don't like Paris and I hope the cannibals get her when she goes to Rwanda. That being said, she has one awesomely fine is slightly disease ravaged body. She makes getting herpes look like fun.
56. Texas Tranny - November 1, 2007 2:07 PM
@53,
LOL, I wear a size 10 in women's shoes, so my feet are smaller than PH.
57. July - November 1, 2007 2:08 PM
Her and Lynsy Lohan have settled into Older Hoe status
really!.. the BIG FAT THIGHs are one of the signs
58. Em - November 1, 2007 2:08 PM
Okay, dude. Totally starting to lose respect for you at this point. I was letting the fact that you said she looked hot in the sailor outfit go (because I'm generous like that and everyone deserves a second chance), but I must know: what about her looks hot? You can say she's got a decent body, although it's nothing spectacular, but "hot?" Are you f'ing kidding me? Do you have a thing for disproportionate drag queens? What the hell's the matter with you? *slapsbackof head*
Please redeem yourself to all of us and tell us you've been on high doses of medication for the last week. Or something. Even if it is a lie. We need to hear it.
59. Soy - November 1, 2007 2:11 PM
HAHAHaa
Fucking filthy diseased wonkey eyed sasquastch footed pee stained slutface
60. justifiable - November 1, 2007 2:13 PM
Hey, it was either this outfit and the "sexy convict" one!
#56 Rock those heels, girl!
61. Texas Tranny - November 1, 2007 2:27 PM
Oh yeah # 60, the higher the better. Skyscraper-fuck-me-pumps.
62. RawVegas.tv - November 1, 2007 2:28 PM
Watch her interview here:
http://www.rawvegas.tv/watch.php?vID=c346fb79ccec17f586d55f0fc4713e
63. aeuwave - November 1, 2007 2:59 PM
Dearest Paris,
Please stop having surgery on your right eye, dear. It is looking more wonky from picture to picture. Pretty soon your eye is going to be located at your lips... and not the top lips either. Oh, and, uh, please have that sterilization done.
Thank you.
64. Violet Sin - November 1, 2007 3:09 PM
Are you sure the yellow isn't her natural eye-color? I know the blue isn't.
65. Bucky - November 1, 2007 3:17 PM
If she is really seroius about supporting the troops....she can come lick my balls!
66. Karl - November 1, 2007 3:21 PM
The troops are having a hard enough time - they don't need the herp too.
67. Hannah T - November 1, 2007 3:41 PM
Eurgh--- she is UG-LY!
68. ha8ter - November 1, 2007 3:46 PM
WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON WEARING THIGH HIGHS AS KNEE SOCKS??
THEY ARE CALLED THAT FOR A REASON, STUPID WHORE.
Ahem. Sorry for yelling. I feel better now.
69. ChocolateBullsEye - November 1, 2007 4:14 PM
Someone asked her why she was wearing that outfit and she actaully said:
"I'm wearing this for the troops because I know they're having a hard time right now and don't really get to celebrate Halloween."
I saw the tape, and really what else needs to be said. I'm just glad she didn't go as a firfighter cause "all those people in like California are like having a hard time now "
The words to describe her the incredbile all consuming size of her vapidness have not yet been invented.
70. Spanky - November 1, 2007 4:17 PM
Is it wrong for me to wish she has contacted HIV and it's just getting ready to become full blown AIDS?
Cause I don't just want her to die, I want her to WASTE AWAY first ,then die.
71. slysil - November 1, 2007 4:29 PM
Paris does less after 9 AM than most people do all day
72. Matthew - November 1, 2007 4:58 PM
ole wonk eye
73. life is a shithole - November 1, 2007 5:20 PM
http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20058392_20152462_9,00.html
CLICK MY NAME OR COPY AND PASTE THE LINK TO SEE A HILARIOUS BRITNEY PIC.
74. Italian Stallion - November 1, 2007 5:24 PM
It would be cool if the African in the back killed her. He actually looks like he's ready to..........
75. got thy name is emo - November 1, 2007 5:49 PM
wow what a slut i would!have killed her before anyone else could,what a WHORE!is she just asking to get slapped or what?or maybe shes wanting' to make a quick buck and dance on a pole for some one at a bachelor party.an air force camo,army bage,and an anchor what the heck!?!?!?!pick a military force!she needs to be back in jail!
76. WTF? - November 1, 2007 6:08 PM
She NEEDS to put that fucking camo over her face...
77. Joe Mahma - November 1, 2007 6:14 PM
DIE!
78. big teeth - November 1, 2007 6:30 PM
those aren't contacts.. that's eye herpes.
79. isitin - November 1, 2007 8:00 PM
I'd fuck her in a heartbeat.
80. Feckless - November 1, 2007 8:40 PM
@41 - "unfortunately for everyone with eyes" said it all.
81. Alanna - November 1, 2007 8:51 PM
I thought that was Marilyn Manson /:
82. STeve - November 1, 2007 8:55 PM
She's just plain ugly and she could tow a tugboat with that ibis beak of hers.
83. Hippo - November 1, 2007 8:58 PM
Ugh. What an ego. She thinks strutting around like that is helping the troops?
84. L.Linus - November 1, 2007 9:10 PM
I forgot to ask how's the building for the inmates of LA County going. Haven't heard much about that Paris??!!!
85. blah, blah, blah - November 1, 2007 9:12 PM
Is she a ghoul-eyed, trooper - tranny? I don't get her costumes at all?!
86. Binky - November 1, 2007 9:31 PM
Well. Ok . Must admit. Had a bit of a prob with the yellow eyes.
But surfing found the 'Cheezy/Outfits/R/US' dot org site (had a bit of downtime) and it turns out - those eyes are actually for the Blackwater outfits.
I don't blame Paris for the mix-up.
I mean even 'Happy Harry' - that pale kid from GB, wasn't sure when to officially don the Nazi gear a couple of years ago..
Mix-ups do occur.
87. Binky - November 1, 2007 10:00 PM
And in other news, for those of you keeping score at home.
"911blogger.com has been suspended due to excessive resource usage.
The site will be down for some time until future decisions regarding the site are made. Posted on 11/1/2007 at 9:24pm EST"
Hummm... Hopefully they just haven't paid their bills...and/or/whatever/because... the truth hurts..
88. Binky - November 1, 2007 10:11 PM
Ok. It's back up. These internets !
And in other news, I think that Oriental girl is screwed on Surviver. Because she's smart.
And don't cross the big guy with both the secret thingies. Personally I'd maybe offer to buy the guy a brew when the "Gilligan-Play" was over with.
Not that I've seen the show...
89. bstrdchild - November 1, 2007 10:36 PM
Ugh, she is a biological weapon.
90. Maria - November 1, 2007 10:49 PM
SHE'S SUCH A WHORE!!!
FUCK! I'M SO SICK OF SEEING HER FACE ON HERE!
91. mike - November 1, 2007 11:35 PM
It seems like everybody is turned on by her. Is it her perfect face or her beautiful legs or her great ass whatever it is she has got it and should continue to show it..
92. Karl - November 1, 2007 11:59 PM
Goddammit - the troops don't need the herp!
93. cookie monsta - November 2, 2007 12:37 AM
oh the fickle photos!! I honestly was gonna comment this was the most blatantly skanky pic I had seen for a while, until I DARED TO use the link @ #73 - what a fuckin shocker. I have now microwaved my glasses for a full 15 minutes, and the ambulance officers say they will be able to get the rest of the burning coal embers out of my eyes within a week or two, but the scarring will be permanent and debilitating. THANK FUCK FOR THAT. God bless you fish, where is the braille link??
94. LaDrones - November 2, 2007 12:38 AM
Where does one get wonky contacts?
95. Binky - November 2, 2007 12:46 AM
#93 Wonky contacts ?
Check out.....the real thing ..................
96. Jimbo - November 2, 2007 12:48 AM
Gotta give the girl her props - she makes my soldier come to attention!
(*thrusts hip*)
(*tosses head*)
97. Binky - November 2, 2007 1:26 AM
Jimbo's troll . Try and get out more.
Ha. Ha. - Your 'soldier' is in Iraq.
And 9/11 was an Inside job.
Comments ?
98. scooby - November 2, 2007 2:10 AM
from above her knees to her neck, she's fine. add the other parts and she's a fucking skank whore.
99. funkycrime - November 2, 2007 2:12 AM
Its a walk off....The WGA is on strike
100. funkycrime - November 2, 2007 2:12 AM
Its a walk off....The WGA is on strike
101. ZEN - November 2, 2007 4:52 AM
Guy behind her looks MAD AS HELL...
'motherf*#ker i'm gonna be in a pic with this stupid honkie'
102. Veiny Hands - November 2, 2007 6:04 AM
So thats where Saddam was trying to buy 'yellow cake'...
103. nieh - November 2, 2007 8:25 AM
"Ok, I'm in the military. I get the "sexy soldier" costume, but how do the yellow zombie eyes relate? I mean, in all my years in the military, I never encountered a deranged, yellow-eyed freak-soldier. I'm missing the connection."
Clearly she's a soldier that was bitten by a zombie during World War Z.
104. SoulHunter - November 2, 2007 8:29 AM
THIS IS STUPID...I JUST HATE PARIS...YOU MORON
105. Ript1&0 - November 2, 2007 9:23 AM
Hey Binky, did you know 9/11 was an inside job? I don't know if you knew that...
106. Mark - November 2, 2007 9:26 AM
Omg. I am sexy. I have seen her photo on millionairefriends.com. It's a dating site for celebrities and wealthy people. But don't know if it is her.
107. Pixie Pearl - November 2, 2007 9:37 AM
Clearly, judging from her Alice outfit, the girl doesn't know how to buckle her garters.
108. Texas Tranny - November 2, 2007 9:38 AM
Fox News is reporting that she was wearing matching camo panties and was flashing them. How come nobody got a pic of that?
109. Texas Tranny - November 2, 2007 9:40 AM
@107 Pixie,
Hell even trannies know how to wear garters and stockings.
110. BaconSaviour - November 2, 2007 9:59 AM
I can smell her beaver from here. and it ain't good smell.
111. Dee - November 2, 2007 10:27 AM
Of course the Troops get a kick out of seeing a real live porn star. No matter what her family name is, she is pure trash. How many heiresses do you hear of staring in thir own personal porno shoot and using it to get 15 minutes of trashy fame? If I was a "Hilton" I would die of embarrassment and separate myself entirely from the family black sheep.
112. lala - November 2, 2007 11:23 AM
I think the yellow eyes are contacts. But why .. I don't know. Maybe she is not a real person.
@65 Ill lick your balls, and if you don't mind I would love getting my ass fisted too.
I'm not kidding.
113. InstantAsshat-AddFame - November 2, 2007 11:56 AM
Everytime I think she couldn't possibly look more ridiculous, the bitch changes clothes again...
114. dogman123 - November 2, 2007 2:15 PM
is that jim brown in a kilt behind her?
115. RCA - November 2, 2007 2:58 PM
When will we tire of this camera mugging skizzank?! Somebody get her a fellatio manual and have her try again!
116. vanessa - November 2, 2007 3:50 PM
she looks like marilyn manson
117. justifiable - November 2, 2007 4:35 PM
She 's missing her "Major Bimbo" name tag.
118. Guest - November 3, 2007 4:25 PM
I would wear that If I had a place to wear it to. I think she looks good. It's pretty obvious all you people are jealous because if YOU wore that, you'd look gross. I think she looks good, and even though I hate her with a passion, she can still look good. Try and be a little more mature, people.
119. IWONKY - November 4, 2007 3:15 PM
Aw shit, she's gone and wonked up both her eyes now...run for the hills!
120. IWONKY - November 4, 2007 3:29 PM
#73, I clicked on the link...omg....my oh my oh my...what a damn shame...oh my freekin' eyes...,
121. Rosossko Jones - November 5, 2007 5:50 PM
She does look pretty hot lately, but then I've always thought she was cute. What's cool is that the party was in Vegas, a place where she actually went potty on herself while waiting in a line for the toilet once. Eyewitness reports say she even left a floor puddle. Such cuteness going pee on herself? Now that's hot.
122. ^.^ - November 6, 2007 1:42 AM
paris is sooooooooooooo freaking cute! she looks good in anything, anywhere, anytime and always!
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